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What's your soda of choice?

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What's your soda of choice?
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>>704752299
Coke. Glad to see Jordyn agrees.
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fizzy vimto
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>>704752419
She enjoys the soda that shares her name as well.
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JEW AID
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>>704752645
Not heard of it, but if she likes it then it must be good.
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>>704752299
Canada Dry
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>>704752900
You can find Jones Soda in your local supermarket.
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>>704752574
I forgot that existed until you mentioned it.
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>>704753195
I actually think I've seen them. Thanks to Jordyn, they will get my money. Plus a blue drink is never bad. That's a #FACT
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>>704753583
How is she so fit when she eats such unhealthy food?
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>>704753776
All the dancing, but it's probably that teen metabolism she still has
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>>704753776
she is just posing with the food for the photos ya know.
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ok some of you fags answer this. One of you posted a pic of the sluttier dancer where she's wearing fishnets undies and a prostitute outfit.

why is she such a slut? did her parents let their teenage daughter go to a sex shop, buy that, pose and post? wtf is this, who are these people?
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>>704754316
>jordyn will be fat one day
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>>704754815
do you mean kaylyn slevin?
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>>704754821
>tfw
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>>704754821
Plz now :(
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>>704754815
It's part of her whole rap image.
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>>704754963
No* :I
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>>704754990
no, not her

wtf, these girls dress more like whores in their lives than pornstars do
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>>704754530
I hope so.
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>>704754990
brazillian tranny streetwalkers dress more modestly
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>>704755440
Damn that is a good looking burger. I'd share one with her.
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How can I get a photography job like this?
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>>704755926
Get a pro camera. Pro equipment. Say you photograph teens and young adults who dance. There you go.
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>>704756177
Could I say I specialize in foot photography?
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>>704756299
She might be okay with that.
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>>704756299
Sure. I'm sure there's parents who'll allow that.
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>>704756540
Well Jordyn likes showing off her feet, so I think I'll be alright.
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>>704756791
Try not to get lewd though.
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>>704756927
Of course not. She's much too cute.
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>>704757112
Just don't want you ruining your chances with her in the future because you creeped on her feet.
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>>704758045
Maybe I'll just film her dancing.
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>>704755704
I hear what you're sayin
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>>704755704
True that.
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imagine you being a hot girl teen. would you dress hot?
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>>704759363
im pretty sure you all would. so dont fucking slut shame jordyn. if ur hot, you are gonna use that to your advantage
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>>704753776
I want to slide down her throat along with that chocolate.
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>>704759745
wew
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>>704759993
I'd love to slosh around in her belly.
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>>704758279
Well, if you filmed her doing that then that would justify getting lewd. Feel those firm cheeks :3
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>>704759734
Easy buddy. No one's doing that.
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>>704760351
Do you think Jordyn's a lewd girl?
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>>704760534
it sure feels like you guys are
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>>704755709
Me too.
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>>704752299
I don't drink soda,if there's one thing I don't need is more zits
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>>704761315
We're just admiring her. She's an innocent kid.
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>>704761315
What's with that eye? Some flare?
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>>704760715
Only slightly. Not a whore like some anons here like to think. Has a regular sex drive like we all do. Probably wants a steady man for sex.
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>>704761458
Look how cute she is.
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>>704761458
thanks to that.
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>>704752299
Folks where I come from call it pop. And Squirt, for the record.
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>>704761535
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>>704762116
i can imagine she's already done double anal - IM DAPPING

niggers is the least of it
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im madly in love with jordyn. this is gonna sound really beta but idgaf. last weekend i was walking home after a party while playing some feels music on the phone, cuz im edgy like that. but then i started thinking of jordyn and how i might never meet her. That startled me. I start to fucking sob and cry because of how much i love this woman. I wish her all the best and im happy for her, but im still sad that i might never meet the woman i am deeply in love with...
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>>704762297
forgot to greentext
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>>704762295
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>>704762295
She's already digested him, and moved onto her next victim.
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>>704762421
you have bigger issues if that thing is a threat
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>>704762297
Don't give up, anon. You might still take her out on a date.
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>>704762639
Then take her home to watch football with you.
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>>704752299
Water
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Jameson
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>>704761910
doesn't anybody wanna talk about squirt?
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>>704762639
i just want to meet her you know. Say hi and shit. and i live in sweden, which makes everything even more hopeless...
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>>704761910
>>704762998
nobody cares about some no-name soft drink
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>>704763038
Maybe one of her friends will kiss her for you.
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>>704763133
you fucking ignorant cunt
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>>704760534
If only she could do this.
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>>704762116
And?

>>704762297
We're here for you, bro. JJ love for life.
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>>704763152
im trying to see it more realistic here. a kiss, lol no. wont happen. i just wanna hang out with her for a bit, thats all im asking for, at most
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>>704763454
thanks dude
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>>704764036
I see. Maybe win her a big old teddy bear at the fair.
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>>704764287
you know. if i had the chance to move all the way to LA, i would do it in a instant. i would leave every fucking thing behind. Just to have a chance atleast. I love her so fucking much its unreal
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>>704764791
And she loves that you love her.
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>>704762297
jesus christ man get a hold of yourself
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>>704765165
she barely knows i exist. i want her to know that i love her dude, not in a werid beta stalker way.
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>>704765932
I understand. She's very beautiful.
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>>704765854
i know man. it is fucked. but i cant help it dude.
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>>704763422
Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfaLA-G2a7I
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>>704766025
There's nothing wrong with love.
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>>704765992
for me she is the most beautiful woman i haver ever seen. but that's not it. her whole personality and everything makes her so much more attractive to me
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>>704766025
i dont know how old you are but dude, you are not in love with her.

you have never met her. you have never spoken to her. you don't know her

you are infatuated, retardedly infatuated yes, but not in love
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>>704766379
I feel you. She's super cute, and I'd love to meet her too.
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>>704766379
to add...you don't even know what her personality is like bro

this is based on what, a bunch of Youtube videos and her instagram?

you're in fantasy land dude

you have convinced yourself that she has desirable personality traits which she may or may not have, based on her appearance
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>>704765932
She doesn't have any idea you exist.
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>>704766572
im 21. i know i have never met her and all that. but that still doesnt mean i cant love her.
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>>704766755
Jordyn is a very loving person.
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Sprite
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>>704752299
ginger ale. usually canada dry
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>>704766755
no no no dude. you can tell alot from her snap how she is like. i also follow a bunch of her friends to get more intel of how's she's like. But its true that i dont know how she really is in person.
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>>704766810
i want her to
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>>704766967

I'm >>704766810

I want to know why you said she "barely" knows you exist. And then why you feel you need to clarify you love a girl you've never met, but not in a weird beta stalker way.

You realize what you sound like right? I'll give you three guesses but the first two don't count.
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>>704759993
Her and Taylor Swift are the only two that I would seriously lick every inch of their bodies and clean out their pussy and asshole.
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>>704767487
If she's this cute, her personality has to be lovable.
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Beer
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>>704767807
I'd love to hug her while she wore that outfit :3
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>>704767480
>>704767480
Put want in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets filled quicker.

Just blow your load and wait for the next broken teen slut. There is absolutely no reason to but this one, or any of them, on such a pedestal.
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>>704752299
I only drink water usually now. Im trying to lose weight.

But I enjoy coke with rum.
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>>704767487
I know it sounds weird writing this on the betas home page 4chan. but im really not a creep, i have a steady social life and an overall good life. Let's say you chat with a girl over the internet for a while. do you mean i cant get feelings for her? obviously i havent talked with jordyn but you know what i mean
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>>704767971
>I wish I could hug her and listen to patrician music with her
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>>704768031
at least chatting with a girl online is some form of direct contact you moron

you are the king of betas if you are seriously in love with some internet person - sorry but its true
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>>704767975
No dude. she's the one.
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>>704767807
Normal looking people hide monsters inside of them all the time.
And she might be lovable for a bit, but no bitch is lovable 100% of the time. No matter how hot. Period.
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>>704767971
I'm sure she's love that.
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>>704768203
it's not that easy getting into contact with jordyn. And just because its a bit harder, why should i not atleast try? I cant just fall in love with some random chick i find on tinder or something. Im not desperate to take the first one i see.
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>>704753195
Jones doesn't exist in PA
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>>704768031
No, I don't know what you mean. You've never chatted with her online. Or are you filling in the missing parts (like her barely knowing you) on your own again?
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>>704768158
Would be heaven, anon.

>>704768420
I hope so. I like giving hugs to pretty girls.
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>>704768761
Why do you hate love?
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>>704768761
look here. How do you establish a relationship with someone? you contact them. How easy is that for someone like me, to contact jordyn? not that easy dude.
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>>704752299
This is the best root beer I've ever tasted
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Fucking Fanta grape all day
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sex tape coming soon!
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>>704769042
he's never experienced it
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>>704769313
Obviously.
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>>704769214
Please!
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>>704769042
I don't. And what this fool is feeling isn't love. It's some sort of lustful infatuation with some strong denial thrown in the mix.

>>704769048
It's probably a good thing it's not easy. For her sake.
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>>704769619
If you aren't in love with her, you're the one with the problem.
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>>704769619
why cant you accept that i am actually in love with jordyn?

> For her sake.
a person that is in love with someone wont hurt her. i would never do that
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>>704770077
I agree.
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>>704769619
>>704770077
no answer?
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>>704770886
thanks dude
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>>704770886
I bet it's that hot in her belly.
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>>704770988
It's hot wherever she goes.
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>>704771333
87 is getting cool.
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i wont stop loving jordyn. she is everything for me
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>>704771333
From another angle. If you were Jordyn, you could look down literally any time and see this.
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>>704771599
>If you were Jordyn, you could look down literally any time and see this.
>tfw you've thought about being Jordyn more than 20 times.
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>>704771534
One thing i hate about people that think that jordyn is hot is that they talk in such a bad way about her. like ''ooh i bet she would love my dick in her throat'' and shit. i hate it
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You run into these two girls at the fair and decide to hang out. Describe your day together.
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>>704771599
>>704771806
I've thought about being Jordyn, and being 100 ft tall, looking down and seeing that above a city.
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>>704772048
What do you want them to say, "I bet she'd hate my dick in her throat"?
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>>704752299
>What's your soda of choice?

I don't drink soda. But I would happily lick a 14-year old's snatch.
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>>704772170
no but honestly. its such a disrespecful way to express yourself. i'd rather just cuddle with her on a rainy sunday
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>>704772545
>i'd rather just cuddle with her on a rainy sunday
Same way. You're a good man.
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>>704772545
Her little butt deserves to be cuddled.
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>>704772545
People want different things, dude. You might want to brush back her hair, I'd like to see her sing a musical number with my fist up her ass to the elbow. Different strokes for different folks.
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>>704773070
Yeah, that's pretty lewd, bro.
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>>704754856
>jordyn's pouty little mouth
I don't know which I like more, that, or her pretty tongue.
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>>704772545
You on kik at all? Would love to discuss our love for Jordyn sometime if you are. Lots of cuddle talk.
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>>704774060
sure
make a group and we can discuss
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Submissive little thing, isn't she?

https://vid.me/epEC
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>>704774060
>Lots of cuddle talk.
The best kind. Even Jordyn's best friends love cuddling Jordyn.
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>>704775395
They would make some very hot giantesses.
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>>704772545
me
>>704774060
add me, fastinthebutt
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>>704772088
Asking this again. What would you do to sweep them off their feet?
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>>704752645
I would fuck the shit out of that .... soda
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