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DRINKING THREAD what're you drinking tonight /b/ pic relate

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DRINKING THREAD

what're you drinking tonight /b/

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i'm pairing it with 2 more tallcans of the same, and half a fifth of vodka
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Pouring steel reserve in a glass?? Makes no sense
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>>704656988
you jokin? beer has wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much carbonation in it, you'll be farting for weeks if you drink it straight outta the can

gotta release that CO2

but yea that's not my pic, my glass is much cooler
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>>704656988
Fuck you're such a Faggot
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>>704657223
i didn't want to be the one to say that

anyone who doesn't pour beer has no taste, no matter what beer it is
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Whisky on the rocks, maybe a godfather or two.
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bumpski
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>>704656528
>half a fifth
stupid degenerated scum
that'll be a tenth, i bet you use more retarded units like 2,54cm, 33cm and 1,6km.
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>>704656528
A lot of this, mostly because I think my GF is cheating on me.
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>>704656528
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>>704658374
angry europoor detected

>>704658482
sry to hear that bro, care to speak about it further?

>>704658526
not bad, very underrated by the snobs
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>>704658482
Put some of that St. Germain in a Gin & Tonic ya cunt.
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>>704658482
If you're drinking that straight you must be a faggot. No wonder she's cheating.
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>>704658690
Sure why not.

I have severe anxiety anyways and I haven't had my shit lately so I've been all over the place, she assures she isn't doing anything and has "never been happier".


Anyways, she sent me a few snaps talking about me fucking her, saying like "Fuck me plz" and shit like that. So I asked her if she needed some dick to unwind for the night, and she didn't know why I was asking. This was literally a second after I got all those (while we're sitting in the same room).

Dunno how to feel, then she just plays it off like nothing happened and blames it on "being stoned".

>>704658817
Nay. I mixed it with Teavanna Tea, tastes great.


>>704658833
You must be fun at parties; that is if you're ever invited to any.
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>>704658526
Yeah, I prefer Miller HL when i'm on a budget. Other than that, i'm not picky. I'll drink anything. I'm still on my search for my right kind of beer. but, Miller HL is my go to beer right now.
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>>704659154
you stupid fuck. if you are sitting next to a girl who txts you saying fuck her, you fuck her, you don't txt back trying to be funny. you will die a virgin.
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>>704659848
Damn son, you're so alpha. We've been together a year and we fuck twice a day and we just finished fucking probably 4 hours before that. Who fuckin knows mate.


Gr8 b8 tho, I'm not a virgin.
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>>704659154
lol anon i dont even know what to say about that, i honestly dont. just keep drinking and listen to music is my best advice
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>>704659991
oh my bad, re-read, you are just a cuck, lol.
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>>704656528
>211
Mah nigga

Also those beers are the Nectar of the fucking God's when cold af but horrible when warm
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Sheeeet! If you can keep it down, then more power to you.
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Drinking a couple sapporos with some kraken rum
shits pretty rad
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>>704660211
as i type this, i imagine the look of complete fucking flabbergasted confusion on your face when you read that i prefer them to be warm, and that's how i'm drinking them now LOL

>>704660396
richfag detected, good choices nonetheless
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>>704656528
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Victory Golden Monkey
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>>704660396
Kraken! My nigga.jpg.
Love that stuff, but can't drink it as the last I did I woke up with a head-shaped hole in the wall. Lucky I wasn't very injured.
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>>704656528
I would be drinking more. But it's my birthday tomorrow so I have to wake up early and start drinking.
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>>704656528
3 tall boys and a 5th to yourself? No way you're drinking all that your self
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>>704656528
>steel reserve
how poor are you, faggot?
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>>704660559
wasnt to bad on my shit prolly like 40 bucks overall with snacks, i do have to admit tho that sapporo is pretty dank but pretty overpriced
krakens the fucking bomb tho
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>>704660620
My nigga! Really high abv for beer and tastes great
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sam adams o'course

https://clyp.it/kd4vqnl3
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>>704660771
yea dude if i go all out alcoholic mode and just drink this like water i usually black out
so i tend to keep it reserved when fucking with the kraken
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>>704660786
happy birthday to you my friend

>>704660805
i said HALF a fifth, and if you have never drank that much before, you must not be a drinker. off with you!!!!!!!!!!

>>704660901
extremely poor. my net-worth is DEEP into the negatives.

>>704660913
>not too bad
>40 bucks
like i said, richfag detected! enjoy your cash money rich boi

>>704661013
i can respect that
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>>704661013
im telling you man the only real times i ever feel like smoking a cigarette again are when im drinking other than that tho its watever
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>>704661300
same actually! i'm down to about a pack a week because i don't smoke unless and saucing, and even then it's like 10 butts a night at most
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Calling other fags poor when they're more drunk than you n have munchies for less money.
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>>704660620
Hey my sister brewery!
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just finished my beers time to get to the kraken
not sure if i should drink it straight or mix it with something
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>>704661957
shoulda done the crackin' first dum-dum. don't you know how the rhyme goes....
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>>704656528
Boilermakers made with some cheap shit. I'm at the point of going to sleep or showing up to a meeting for work a little drunk tomorrow.
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>>704662227
yea i know but it was only a tall can and now i just need to figure out if i sip and chase it with vitamin water or try to make vitamin water with rum taste good
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What I had tonight
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>>704662780
Fancy lad
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>>704660194
/b/ has gone to shit

Its just fags fapping to trannies and thinking about big black dicks. Can we go back to 2004?
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>>704660771

Oh Jesus, the kraken makes me fuckin barf after last time.
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Great beer to those who haven't tried one
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>>704662844
I had it once at a free pour taproom. Loved it, I like mead from the B Nektar brewery but it's my favorite. I actually have found this hole in the wall Liqour store, like 400 square feet but it is wall to wall craft beer. They don't even fucking card, it is heaven
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>>704663113
Are you from MI? B nektar makes some great mead. Black fang is fucking delicious but everything they make seems so expensive
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Pic related
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>>704663503
I actually found some in California. It was pretty expensive, that one bottle was $9, at a bar it would actually be cheaper if I could find it on tap. But I have been drinking a lot of the Belching Beaver's stuff
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>>704660559
You ever mix with 4loko to create a sidewalk slam like a booze smoothie
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>drinking anything other than Sailor Jerry
jesus... autism has reached a new level tonight
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I started my night off with a Ballast Point Sculpin, which I initially hated when I tried it yesterday but today I thought it was quite good. Then I waited a few hours and popped a Xanax to sleep, and now I'm laying in bed about to pass out and feeling rather sublime.
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>>704663835
literally the perfect drink
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>>704657636
Deffinatly annon. I allways pour into glass. Way better beer
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>>704663835
i like more rum that taste like rum and less like rubbing alcohol
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>>704663088
Mignt give this a try
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>>704664013
>implying SJ tastes bad
it has never been more obvious that someone has never had Sailor Jerry
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>>704663984
Fancy
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>>704664283
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>>704663658
Shit didn't realize b nektar made it out that far west it was pretty unknown here until the past few years.
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>>704664408
Love that design
>>704664600
Kek yeah vodka is my go to
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>>704664600
I'll check your rek oldfag
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>>704664600
>realmandrink.jpg
>single malt meme

Does your fedora tip easier with each drink?
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>>704664600
>implying paying more for fermented poison makes it better fermented poison

wow

if you hadn't rolled some sick dubs i'd have called you a cock-milking faggot
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>>704664824
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>>704656528
as usual
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>>704664786
I did just find it in one, I guess you'd say Hipster bar. Like no one was there to really drink except me. I mean yeah it was all craft stuff, but I wanted to really enjoy a bunch of craft stuff but they wanted to sip at one or two all night like pussies. Like if you have that much great stuff why only have a bit?

Anyways yeah I haven't seen any of B Nektar at bars or anything since then, and even then only one store in like 200 miles carries it
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>>704664021
Real thick, with large coffee flavors. 10.2% abv if you like them beers
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>>704665085
Might have to pick a bottle of that
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>>704663727
Mustard gas for real
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>>704665168
Damn not to bad man worth a try I like coffee
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>>704664600
45 year old fag detected.
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>>704664156
nigga you know what happens to sailors
they get killed by krakens
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>>704665272
Sometimes i mix mad dog and old English too with similar results
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>>704664824
meh I but some graygoose out for parties with a lot of chicks.. mainly asian women love it

>>704664918
newfag since 2k4

>>704664966
don't own a fedora, but if I did, I'd pull that shit off better than your balding in moms basement fapping to mlp fatass

>>704665007
implying class isn't appreciated in certain successful social groups. If you want to be successful anon you gotta be classy. I choose this life, it didn't choose me.
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>>704665600
well you just rolled double 00 dubs, so i can't even make fun of you for misspelling "chose"

it has become completely clear to me that you are only a rich fucking cunt ass faggot because you are incredibly lucky, the luck of which i have been searching for my whole life

i am probably gonna kill myself pretty soon and hope i resurrect with better luck next time
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>>704665544
I can't imagine it. But I used to put a packet of koolaid in my Thunderbird, just to make it easier to drink
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>>704665600
Gray Goose is amazing very clean
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>>704666118
Ballast points fuck u up!
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>>704666118
Not a bad choice anon
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>>704666118
if you're a giants fan, sucks for you

if you're a dodgers fan, HIGH FIVE FAM
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>>704666118
wish it wasn't so fuckin expensive though. 15 a 6 pack for this. I'm only having two then moving to rum
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>>704666380
Kek that shit was funny when Bum got his feelings hurt and then their shitpen fucked them all over then end up taking an L
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>>704666511
exactly, Bum wanted a big thick load of Puig cum on his chest and was MadBum when he didn't get it
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>>704666666
Ohhh SHIEEEEET
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>>704666625
Kek true man cards makin a push tho
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>>704666454
Costco?>>704664600
You can get this old ass motherfucker's drink there too.
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>>704666666
WOOOP WOOP
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>>704666360
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>>704666677
fammmmmmmmmmm i'm a St. Louis boy, i'm still rootin for those Cards. Got tickets to the game on the 29th earlier tonight
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>>704666716
no, local bottle shop, and every other store i've seen that has it
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>>704656988

Nigga I drink Olde E out a champagne flute
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>>704666511
Bumgarner is high off his own supply.
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>>704666860
THIS MOTHER FUCKER
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>>704666827
They have it in Nor Cal.
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>>704666774
I am as well from St. Louis as well Cardinals just gotta beat the Rockies then 3 of 4 series against those Cubbies who are choking slowly but surely
>>704666922
Shit man
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>>704667008
cubbies dont give a fuck about winning and if they're smart they won't even try, so i think them birds can take at LEAST 2/3. if any kind of bullpen usage gets implemented then it's on Joe Madden for being a fucking dumbshit when the Cubbies lost in round 1 of the playoffs (which they will, i guarantee 100%)
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>>704666860
KEK
>>704667235
Shit he still has not set any of his starters down Arrieta got killed the other day. The rest of their starters are all getting fatigue and their offense is running dry
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>>704666945

Nigga u don't know how I operate
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>>704656528
yeah not exactly ideal, but it's still bretty gud.
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>>704667599
Good ol OE great malt liquor
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>>704656528

Drinking some hard cider, and singing some sad tunes to utilise my depression for something beautiful.
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>>704667640
Bacardi is gooooood
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>>704667771
Hard Cider come onnnnnnn
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>>704667459
Playoffs is gonna literally become Lackey trying to be Bumgarner back in the 2014 WS, he's the only pitcher with REAL playoff experience, and the only one you can entrust a game where a career is on the line to (he has said he is only still playing baseball because he wants a ring).
Cubbies are gonna CHOKE. Mr. rookie of the year is gonna choke, Ben Zobrist a.k.a. mr sellout is gonna choke, Jason Heyward aka mr Albert Pujols wannabee is gonna continue to suck. and as for Anthony Rizzo? He'll perform, but he'll sign to a real team next year, not a sellout team

>>704667599
I'M SO FUCKING SORRY I DOUBTED YOU FAM, YOU ARE THE KING
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>>704667955
yeah man, rum that drinks like water. I ment the shitty dr.dynamite as a mixer. Less than ideal but fuck it I'm not going anywhere after tossin back half of it.
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>>704668013

Nigga I ain't gonna toss the gold I keep that shit up with my ponies
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>>704667997

It's a shame, too. I have mead brewed up, but I'm gifting it to my brother for his 21st birthday in November.
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>>704668013
YOUR GODDAMN RIGHT KEK
>>704668095
Hey it gets the job done :)
>>704668190
Sweet
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I saw Tech N9ne in concert last night so I'm still on a caribou lou kick.
For those of you who don't know what Caribou Lou is It's like-
151 rum
Pineapple juice, and malibu, caribou, get them all numb
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>>704668124
this just got really awkward
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>>704656528
I'm opening my bartender's handbook to a random page and sticking my finger on the page with my eyes closed, then making that drink. So far I've had a lemon martini, a B52, and vodka on ice. I also had just a plain old dry double martini because why the fuck not.
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I used a mickeys, The don't sell old English around here
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>>704668604
poor man's mimosa eh?
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>>704668792
BRASS MONKEY
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>>704668848
I remember that
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Revolver High Brass
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I drink bud light but I'm sure the Germans or Irish consider that water
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>>704668848
THAT FUNKY MONKEY

yea i acctually bought premade bras monkey from a liquor store back in college on a recomendation from my home boy Joe

I puked that night, and felt like that, and screwed up things with my girl friend at the time as i remember

if this is you, Joe, fuck you man, message me on FB
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>>704669123
> premade bras monkey
you done fucked up
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>>704668604
This is gross as fuck
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>>704668792
>>704668848
>>704669123
U dudes were really drinking this shit. Did you all go to prison together?
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>>704669488
no, the only time i went to prison was when i went there alone for a DWI

that was back when i was 23

i'm 30 now

hello newfags
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I hope I'm not too late for the party.
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>>704669488
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>>704669380
I don't think anyone drinks it for the flavor. Whatever gets the job done. I can' say I've never tried 'cause of the low alcohol content. Still, I don't who ever grabs it.
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>>704669684
I would take the community service even if it's like a lot more money.
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>>704669380
You would think that but it's not much different then a Blue Moon.
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>>704669741
Just in time ooh seagrams #7 and s good beer busch
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>>704666118

Nice. Sclupin's is the best. Perfect 7.0 IPA.
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>>704669927
You're a liar. But for some reason i trust u..and it's my birthday today so in the morning it's going down.
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>>704656528
literally all the fucking hobos in my town drink this, i feel pity for you
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>>704670096
No man,I know where you are coming from, I though the same thing until I tried it.
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>>704670247
What you drink?
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>>704670256
I feel a little lead on. But i'll do it cuz i ain't no bitch.
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>>704670247
nice man, i can feel your unsubstantiated forced superiority brought on by white-bred societal pressures all these miles away. keep up the good work
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>>704666118
mah nigga
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>>704670420
i dont drink a whole lot, they just fucking litter cans of steel reserve fucking everywhere
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>>704670652
Put them in the trash then pick uo after your community
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>>704670453
Unfortunately at this time of night I have to go to a gas station and they only have Cobra 40's but I'm going to make it right now and take pics for you.
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>>704656528
>half a fifth
retarded american niggers are retarded.
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>>704670802
Nah don't gotta do nuffin for me. I'm not putting milk in my budweiser.
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>>704671105
>milk in anything alcoholic
nasty, you put orange juice in it. I wan't to drink regardless, I ain't doing it just for you.
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>>704671899
Thanks for the input DAD! U don't like white Russians?
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surprised and glad this thread is still up im like my fourth cup of rum and watever i can find in
feeling pretty good
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cheap gas station beer
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>>704672161
Six more beers to go.
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>>704660396
M'lady
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>>704656528
very best
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