what're you drinking tonight /b/
i'm pairing it with 2 more tallcans of the same, and half a fifth of vodka
you jokin? beer has wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much carbonation in it, you'll be farting for weeks if you drink it straight outta the can
gotta release that CO2
but yea that's not my pic, my glass is much cooler
A lot of this, mostly because I think my GF is cheating on me.
angry europoor detected
sry to hear that bro, care to speak about it further?
not bad, very underrated by the snobs
Sure why not.
I have severe anxiety anyways and I haven't had my shit lately so I've been all over the place, she assures she isn't doing anything and has "never been happier".
Anyways, she sent me a few snaps talking about me fucking her, saying like "Fuck me plz" and shit like that. So I asked her if she needed some dick to unwind for the night, and she didn't know why I was asking. This was literally a second after I got all those (while we're sitting in the same room).
Dunno how to feel, then she just plays it off like nothing happened and blames it on "being stoned".
Nay. I mixed it with Teavanna Tea, tastes great.
You must be fun at parties; that is if you're ever invited to any.
Yeah, I prefer Miller HL when i'm on a budget. Other than that, i'm not picky. I'll drink anything. I'm still on my search for my right kind of beer. but, Miller HL is my go to beer right now.
Damn son, you're so alpha. We've been together a year and we fuck twice a day and we just finished fucking probably 4 hours before that. Who fuckin knows mate.
Gr8 b8 tho, I'm not a virgin.
lol anon i dont even know what to say about that, i honestly dont. just keep drinking and listen to music is my best advice
Drinking a couple sapporos with some kraken rum
shits pretty rad
as i type this, i imagine the look of complete fucking flabbergasted confusion on your face when you read that i prefer them to be warm, and that's how i'm drinking them now LOL
richfag detected, good choices nonetheless
Kraken! My nigga.jpg.
Love that stuff, but can't drink it as the last I did I woke up with a head-shaped hole in the wall. Lucky I wasn't very injured.
how poor are you, faggot?
wasnt to bad on my shit prolly like 40 bucks overall with snacks, i do have to admit tho that sapporo is pretty dank but pretty overpriced
krakens the fucking bomb tho
yea dude if i go all out alcoholic mode and just drink this like water i usually black out
so i tend to keep it reserved when fucking with the kraken
happy birthday to you my friend
i said HALF a fifth, and if you have never drank that much before, you must not be a drinker. off with you!!!!!!!!!!
extremely poor. my net-worth is DEEP into the negatives.
>not too bad
like i said, richfag detected! enjoy your cash money rich boi
i can respect that
im telling you man the only real times i ever feel like smoking a cigarette again are when im drinking other than that tho its watever
Calling other fags poor when they're more drunk than you n have munchies for less money.
just finished my beers time to get to the kraken
not sure if i should drink it straight or mix it with something
shoulda done the crackin' first dum-dum. don't you know how the rhyme goes....
yea i know but it was only a tall can and now i just need to figure out if i sip and chase it with vitamin water or try to make vitamin water with rum taste good
Great beer to those who haven't tried one
I had it once at a free pour taproom. Loved it, I like mead from the B Nektar brewery but it's my favorite. I actually have found this hole in the wall Liqour store, like 400 square feet but it is wall to wall craft beer. They don't even fucking card, it is heaven
I actually found some in California. It was pretty expensive, that one bottle was $9, at a bar it would actually be cheaper if I could find it on tap. But I have been drinking a lot of the Belching Beaver's stuff
>drinking anything other than Sailor Jerry
jesus... autism has reached a new level tonight
I started my night off with a Ballast Point Sculpin, which I initially hated when I tried it yesterday but today I thought it was quite good. Then I waited a few hours and popped a Xanax to sleep, and now I'm laying in bed about to pass out and feeling rather sublime.
literally the perfect drink
i like more rum that taste like rum and less like rubbing alcohol
>implying SJ tastes bad
it has never been more obvious that someone has never had Sailor Jerry
Ah, I remember when I was 16
>implying paying more for fermented poison makes it better fermented poison
if you hadn't rolled some sick dubs i'd have called you a cock-milking faggot
I did just find it in one, I guess you'd say Hipster bar. Like no one was there to really drink except me. I mean yeah it was all craft stuff, but I wanted to really enjoy a bunch of craft stuff but they wanted to sip at one or two all night like pussies. Like if you have that much great stuff why only have a bit?
Anyways yeah I haven't seen any of B Nektar at bars or anything since then, and even then only one store in like 200 miles carries it
nigga you know what happens to sailors
they get killed by krakens
meh I but some graygoose out for parties with a lot of chicks.. mainly asian women love it
newfag since 2k4
don't own a fedora, but if I did, I'd pull that shit off better than your balding in moms basement fapping to mlp fatass
implying class isn't appreciated in certain successful social groups. If you want to be successful anon you gotta be classy. I choose this life, it didn't choose me.
well you just rolled double 00 dubs, so i can't even make fun of you for misspelling "chose"
it has become completely clear to me that you are only a rich fucking cunt ass faggot because you are incredibly lucky, the luck of which i have been searching for my whole life
i am probably gonna kill myself pretty soon and hope i resurrect with better luck next time
if you're a giants fan, sucks for you
if you're a dodgers fan, HIGH FIVE FAM
cubbies dont give a fuck about winning and if they're smart they won't even try, so i think them birds can take at LEAST 2/3. if any kind of bullpen usage gets implemented then it's on Joe Madden for being a fucking dumbshit when the Cubbies lost in round 1 of the playoffs (which they will, i guarantee 100%)
Shit he still has not set any of his starters down Arrieta got killed the other day. The rest of their starters are all getting fatigue and their offense is running dry
Nigga u don't know how I operate
yeah not exactly ideal, but it's still bretty gud.
Playoffs is gonna literally become Lackey trying to be Bumgarner back in the 2014 WS, he's the only pitcher with REAL playoff experience, and the only one you can entrust a game where a career is on the line to (he has said he is only still playing baseball because he wants a ring).
Cubbies are gonna CHOKE. Mr. rookie of the year is gonna choke, Ben Zobrist a.k.a. mr sellout is gonna choke, Jason Heyward aka mr Albert Pujols wannabee is gonna continue to suck. and as for Anthony Rizzo? He'll perform, but he'll sign to a real team next year, not a sellout team
I'M SO FUCKING SORRY I DOUBTED YOU FAM, YOU ARE THE KING
Nigga I ain't gonna toss the gold I keep that shit up with my ponies
I saw Tech N9ne in concert last night so I'm still on a caribou lou kick.
For those of you who don't know what Caribou Lou is It's like-
Pineapple juice, and malibu, caribou, get them all numb
I'm opening my bartender's handbook to a random page and sticking my finger on the page with my eyes closed, then making that drink. So far I've had a lemon martini, a B52, and vodka on ice. I also had just a plain old dry double martini because why the fuck not.
I used a mickeys, The don't sell old English around here
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
yea i acctually bought premade bras monkey from a liquor store back in college on a recomendation from my home boy Joe
I puked that night, and felt like that, and screwed up things with my girl friend at the time as i remember
if this is you, Joe, fuck you man, message me on FB
no, the only time i went to prison was when i went there alone for a DWI
that was back when i was 23
i'm 30 now
I hope I'm not too late for the party.
I don't think anyone drinks it for the flavor. Whatever gets the job done. I can' say I've never tried 'cause of the low alcohol content. Still, I don't who ever grabs it.
literally all the fucking hobos in my town drink this, i feel pity for you
nice man, i can feel your unsubstantiated forced superiority brought on by white-bred societal pressures all these miles away. keep up the good work
surprised and glad this thread is still up im like my fourth cup of rum and watever i can find in
feeling pretty good
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