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Any medfags willing to help ? Here's the story : >be

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Any medfags willing to help ?
Here's the story :
>be me ,young idiot, have passion for Russia military equipement.
>buy a russian gp-4 "neutralised" on ebay,for 35 euros.
> a week ago, I receive it, and try it more than once.
>I washed it quickly with soap and water.
>When I put it, I feel like metal in my mouth and needles on my face.
>nofucksgiven
For a week now, feel strange , head hurts a bit, I'm tired, I cough, nausea and shit.
Those GP-4 were used for 20 years and during Chernobyl.
The symptoms just get worse every day. I didn't verify if the mask was radioactive,and I worn it for at least an hour.
Did I just get cancer for 35 bucks on Ebay ?
>pic related, it's the mask.
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If not troll your dead indeed
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>>704546961
Not troll, can put a pic with timestamp in 10 mins
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nah you got some run of the mill chemical poisoning. I mean you might die from it and all, but nothing as exotic as radiation.
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maybe go see a doctor?
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>>704547030
>you might die from it.
I feel better already.
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>>704547009
Not sure you will be still alive in 10min.
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>>704546847
Sounds like it's all in your head.
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Goym,you got som good ol rad poisoning.Or just chems.Thanks for the kek,and go to a fuckin doctor
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>>704546847

an alergic reaction to the soap you used to clean the mask, nothing to worry about
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>>704546847
that sounds exactly like radiation dude but when you feel the pins you get visable burns, fingers crossed your just alleric to the plastic or some shit bro.
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>>704547067
I'll go to the hospital but if it's nothing, I'd like to avoid
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>>704546847
What the fuck do you think OP? YEAH DUDE YOU GOT CANCER
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>>704547140
I got diarrehea since. So there's proof I got something, not sure what.
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>>704546847
metallic taste can be a indicator you may be about to have a heart attack.
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>>704546847
Post proof with time stamp or you are just another fag
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>>704546847
probably mask was used for teargas training
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>>704547177
They won't be able to help you if it is nuclear so go to a church instead
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>>704546847
you wouldnt get any diseases by wearing it now for an hour even if chernobyl happened in it.
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>>704547325
Yes they can they can reduce his suffering while he is dying
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>>704547177
look, you need to go to a doctor asap. you might have some shit in your lungs that is doing damage.
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>>704547377
a bottle of vodka can reduce his suffering too...
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>>704547364
Yes he would. If you ingest even a tiny tiny tiny grain of a radioactive dust that stuff will fuck you up. There is a difference between being exposed to radiations and being poisoned
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>>704547177

the best bet is to let the condition develop and write down any new symptoms as they occur that way the doctors will have more to work with and it will be easier and quicker to diagnose you get you back home.

id give it a week atleast.
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>>704547442
oh nice, you got it still in your room.
my sides
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>>704547448
I ain't a s.t.a.l.k.e.r.
Radiation wont be cured by vodka
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>>704547442
Oh shit op delivers
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>>704547442
I hope the orgasm was worthy of that horrible death
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plutonium in one part per trillion can kill you if it enters your body. you need even less to get lung cancer from it. guess what's all over chernobyl? you're gonna fucking die, dude. why did you put it on?
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>>704547442
Pic where you wear it, OP
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>>704547484
yeah, just thought about being exposed to it. myb
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>>704547238
Anxiaty gives me heart burn and diariah often. Do you have a history with this?

Still though, I'd stay close to someone until you feel better. Or be safe and go to your GP or the ER.
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OP do u have a Geiger counter?
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>>704547624
obv he does not
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>>704547624
Nah
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>>704547624
>>704547643
>be me ,young idiot, have passion for Russia military equipment
Of Course he fucking does
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>>704547624
Mine is in the shop
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Seriously dude. Go to a fucking doctor. There is a good chance you have radiation poisoning.
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>>704547684
then he would be really retarded not to use it inbefore
i mean, more than he actually is
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>>704547698
Chrome dome sympathiser identified
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Here's me.
If I'm dying, here's the pic of ultimate breath.
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Imo I think chemical poisoning sounds more plausible than fucking radiation sickness. Just go to a doctors, maybe even take the mask there in an airtight bag or something. See what they can do for you.
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There is hospital in chernobyl in the basement of which they stored all the gear that the clean up crews wore. Supposedly that shit is Xtra radioactive to this day. Hope your mask didn't come from there
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go. to. a. doctor.
bring the mask with you. Dont ask strangers on the internet. As someone in medical training, I know there are 5 parts to an exam. Youre only giving us one by telling us your symptoms. Helpful, but not enough. A doctor can check your lungs and order tests to see what the fuck exactly is going on.
And something is definetly going on.
Could be as simple as allergies. Could be something terrible like 35 euro cancer. Either way, best to go now to start treatment asap
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>>704547842
Rip sweet Prince
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>>704547095
At least it's not exotic.
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>>704547238
Could be placebo effect.
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>>704547842
>HE PUTS IT BACK ON
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>>704547842
why do you have it on still wtf
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>>704548015
Cause he is a lame ass troll with a gas mask fetish. They are the worst
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>704547989
I mean, I worn it 30 seconds more.
Already put it for an hour in 7 days
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>>704547989
top kek
But honestly we dunno if op is bullshitting or not there might not be nothing wrong with the mask.
The only way to tell is if he puts it on with a timestamp and Geiger counter next to him.
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Nobody who is into that kind of shit would be dumb enough to not go to the doctor asap with those symptoms. Unless he wants to die
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>>704547842
YOU FOOL
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>>704548101
you stupid af
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>>704547868
Could be anxiaty or panic disorder.

That shit is foreal the worst. Thinking the mask is radio active is of course a trigger. For me it's engadging in risky sex and doing drugs. No fucking joke.

I will get mad std symptoms from sex, go get checked out like 5 times in 3 months and have nothing.

With drugs like molly I will be sure that I have serotonin syndrome, get all the symptoms and generally freak the fuck out.

I also have GAD, and my psych explained that somatic symptoms are super common.

That being said, i would still treat this as a pretty big deal. Go to the doctor op, and look up if a government organization or police force can see if your mask is radio active. It's probably other chemicals though.

>tldr; i can get bad symptoms from anxiaty. But go to the doc and get the mask tested
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>>704547842
Pic of your dick in the tube of the mask
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>>704548398
Roll
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>>704548398
Roll, if dubs do it, or stick the tube in pooper
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Since almost everybody tells me to go to a doc or that I'm a troll, I'll go to the nearest one. I'll post a thread this afternoon, around 4:30 pm in France.
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>>704548554
T'es du coin de Paris?
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>>704548554
see you on the news anon
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>>704548554
will be lurking there.
good luck to you and all the best - lets hope its not rad.
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>>704548577
nan, Metz.
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>>704548692
Arf. Bon ben bonne chance gros, RIP, je te chercherais dans les faits divers
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>>704548692
Allez fous ta bite dedans fais pas ta mijorée
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he is trolling you,fucking morons
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quads = you have cancer and are a fag
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>>704548886
close enough
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>>704547442
Sharpie in poop chute nao plz
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Taste almonds?
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>>704548824
J'aprouve. Porte un peu tes couilles, t'es déja mort.
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When did you last have sex. If the cock that entered your rectum picked up some stool and then you went ass to mouth you could have acquired e-coli with very similar symptoms.
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dubs = op is a fag
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>>704549120
trips = you quit 4chan for ever
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>>704549155
fucked it up hard
this is now a get thread
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>>704549155
Trips, YOU quit
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>>704549182
dubs = your mother dying tonight
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>>704546847
Ask /k/. And only buy Russian gear from Ivan.
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This is just getting pathetic...
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>>704549299
>>704549309
i'm getting fuckinng gang rolled
fine, doubles and you suck eachother off.
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OP is a french faggot, he already surrendered.
Also Roll for dick in tube
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>>704549397
dubs = you're pathetic
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>>704549420
Nice singles you have there
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>>704549405
dubs and you break your ribs and suck yourself off
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OP here.
I have an appointment with a doc at 3:30pm french time.
It's the only fucker on five doctors who has a Geiger counter, just in case.
Be around at 4:30. I'll put timestamp.
If trips, I have cancer.
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>>704549452
Roll + the Mask on
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>>704549405
Dubs and you show yourself. Trips and I suck my own dick. Let's add chalenge.
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>>704549509
dubs = you're a fag nigger sucker
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Bait
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>>704549565
dubs = you have to go to the bait shop and stick worms in your ass
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>>704546847
so many of these masks were kept in storage - are you sure you bought a used / issued one?

the filters have asbestos in them btw - best not to use them.
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>>704549550
I'm as white as can be. Dubs and I steal your soul.
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>>704549475
C'est peut être juste des résidus de gaze lacrymo si c'est pas le cas tu es déjà mort
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>>704549475
Cancer doesnt pop up in half a day you stupid cunt.
Options are:
You inhaled some shit from it and now got in paranoia status
You sucked too much cock and got gonorrea from it, which arrived to your lungs since you love so much to deepthroath.
Considering your stupidity i would pick the second.
(dont bear a grudge if you die of cancer anyway pham)
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>>704549667
I was implying you suck niggers off

dubs = you getting raped by a black man tonight
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>>704549751
You have a serious problem with BBC.
Dubs and you're a nigger in disguise
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>>704546847

I used to be constantly searching for different gas masks on ebay as I was pretty into them at the time. I also have a GP-4.
I don't think I've ever seen a GP-4 that wasn't New Old Stock (it'd say NOS on the page). At $35, if nothing else, you over paid.
Also, in case you weren't aware and have been breathing with the huge yellow filter (known as a coffee can filter) on, those things are loaded with asbestos. Of the five or six masks I've had, I haven't washed any of them except a GP-5 because it was covered in talc and haven't had a single issue.
If I had to guess, you've gotten gastro and your timing is unlucky.
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>>704548554
wait, so he's gone to see a doc or a troll?
or maybe the doc will troll him?
think of it, guys. Maybe there is some bored af french doc here reading this right now. maybe he could deliver us some keks today...
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OP, your cancer gave me keks.
thank you OP
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>>704550345
dubs = you have cancer
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>>704550446
trips=you have dubs
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>>704550478
Quads you have Trips
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So many questions:
Why would you wear a gas mask for a whole hour? I find even modern gas masks get pretty unpleasant quickly.
If it hurt when you put it on, why did you keep it on?

In any case I think 99% you have some sort of virus which is entirely unrelated to the mask, or maybe it was on the mask when it was shipped. Probably a coincidence.
You definitely do not develop lung cancer in the space of a week, even with the assistance of radioactive gas or dust or whatever
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>>704550446
>>704550478
>>704550504
guys, you suck at quints
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>>704550446
DUBS
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>>704550550
shut up troll.
he may have cancer
im medfag
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>>704547160
Kek
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Perhaps you'll become a world first ghoul!
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You could possibly have a small amount of radiation poisoning from the plastic, although it's unlikely. Most likely the plastic itself is giving you a reaction, like bacteria or the chemicals in the plastic etc. Either way see a fucking doctor OP
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>>704550648
Tits or GTFO
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>>704550914
have no tits.
only manboobs
I may deliver if op delivers
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OP here.
Just left home.
It may be my last post on /b/.
If the doc decides that I immediatly go to the hospital, I may not post today or tomorrow.
So , in case it's my last post, I want to tell you all it's been 4 great years that I spent with you.
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>>704546847
unlikely to be radiation.
that usually presents with nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea and hair loss.

metallic taste might be something like lead.

could be anything really.

although then again, if its radioactive metallic particles then the clinical picture fits.

get a geiger counter, then get a doctor. oh also take some iodine tablets.
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>>704551461
piss off faggot. you dont die overnight from radiation poisoning. its a long slow process.

and it is likely that aerosolised particles got trapped in the mask, which you breathed in.
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>>704551461
We need confirmation though. 4.30 France time, will you be there?
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Did they still use asbestos in those filters or not? I'm not sure
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>>704548307
What the fuck... All that shit and you can't even spell anxiety.

How much of an aspie cunt do you have to be to lie about having anxiety and pnic disorders on the internet.

Why would you do that anon?
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>>704546847
Not entirely impossible but heavily unlikely. Coming from a small time collector of gas masks, its most likely just a reaction to the dust on it or the soaps you used, I personally wear mine frequently, usually with modern filters. Usually with gp4s and older are the filters they come with contain asbestos, such as the MU-2 ( might have got that name wrong)
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>>704551461
Putting money on anxiaty. Hope I'm right, for ops sake.
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>>704546847
Fuck man I have one of those. It's on a model head for a CPAP mask. It's for a child though. Got it at an oddities store.
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If you buy Russian stuff - buy a Geiger counter. Russia is shit country.
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>>704548554
>2018-2
>not taking radaway

I'm so playing fallout when I get home. Not that sorry ass jabroni faggot fallout 4 either.
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>>704551901
Not true, comrade. Russia people are shit tier.
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>>704551901
Chances are he actually bought it out of Lithuania or some other slav shit country because of the embargo. The only piece of russia those masks have seen is the inside of a warehouse
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>>704547624
Topkek

Also epic bread if real
Also get to a doctor ffs if real. Bloody hell.
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>>704549475
You'll be lucky as fuck if you have cancer by the sounds of it
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>>704547842
W I T N E S S E D
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>>704546847
The Zone changes a man.
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>>704553775
Damn, the reference
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>>704546847
Check to see the sellers rating. I have a gp5 and it's fine. It's a little tight, and makes my head go numb after an hour of wearing.
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>>704547529
It actually helps lol
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The symptoms you describe are shared an caused by lots of chemical and radioactive materials. Reminds me of lead poisoning too.
See a doctor immediately.
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>>704546847
timestamp and ill help faggot, only on 2nd year of med school but i got better advice than these fags
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>>704546847
Wouldnt have come through customs if it was radioactive.
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>>704546847
>Buys radioactive mask
>Washes it quickly with soap and water
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>>704546847
>>704547325
This. OP, start the Church of Atom in real life. Worship the radiation. Become one with it. Embrace the glow!
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>>704547283
Yea OP post proof that your feelings are real!! If not then you actually didn't feel it at all and this is bait
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>>704547764
>Purge Synths
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>>704546847
op im a GAS MASK COLLECTOR AND YOU WILL BE FINE ..JUST DONT BREATH THROUGH THE FILTER BECAUSE SOME OF THEM HAVE ASBESTOS
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>>704549725
Cancer can pop up in literally one second with enough radioactivity pointed at your testicles.
Confirmed for not knowing anything.
You're probably right though; I bet the mask is on too tight.
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>>704547442
dont use those filters you retard, theyre fucked and ether the activated carbon has escaped or they have asbestos which has is fun. Not particularly sure which is the case cuz you know how soviets are with releasing data and all, but for sure they are dangerous to use. just get a new 20mm nato filter you faggot, fits the same threads and you wont die from lung cancer
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>>704551947
>implying any of them after 2 was fallout
Might as well be called "Hit VATS; Win".
I play on survival because everything is fucking unfairly weak on any other difficulty (3 or 4, you pussy)
>inb4 vegas wasn't 3: extended version
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>>704558303
It is too late, Comrade.
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>>704546847
It's not radiation poisoning but you definitely got some kind of poisoning, old gas mask filters can break down into toxic chemicals
You should have Googled that
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Did you catch yourself yelling cheeki breeki yet?
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late to thread but Im an actual nurse if you have anymore serious questions
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>>704558517
>not using balance mods
....
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>>704546847
you know you dont feel radiation right?
also
> cancer for 35 bucks on Ebay
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>>704546847
How heavily you breath through the filter, sometimes the old filters had asbestos in them, so shit mate get checked. Asbestos will fucking cancer rape you
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>>704548398
rollin in the deep for this
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>>704551461
newfag
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>>704558345
That would destroy your ball (not that you have any) but no cancer. All radiation focused creates a full destruction of cells, you need longer time and little damage adding up to generate a cancerous mass as yourself. That may be variable time, but 1 sec is bs.
>inb4 radiation is radiation wether you take it in 10 years or one second (legit retard)
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>>704547842
Thanks for humoring us, OP.
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OP here, made another thread.
>>704561476
Too tired to reply to all posts or to re-explain.
For further explanations, see the new thread.
See you tomorrow.
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>>704547842
putt me in the screen cap
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>>704546847
Put me please in screencap
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>>704547442
You're fucking done kiddo
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>>704547842
>Absolute madman!
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>>704559855
>modding a game
It's no longer the original game and therefore has no bearing on the quality of the game itself. It's a whole new monster. A modded game is not uniform to the experience of the game when unmodified. We're basically speaking two different languages.
>http://www.moddb.com/mods/insurgency
Same game engine. Different textures. Mod.
So how does Insurgency reflect on Half-life, then?
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>>704561681
>Constant low-level radiation is the only way to achieve cancer-status
Okay, bud.
Cancer is a mutation of the human cellular structure so that the cell no longer functions as it should.
Mutation can occur in one second.
Generally it takes longer, and generally the amount of radiation required (mathematically speaking, because you don't have a flat chance at getting cancer no matter the dose) to give you cancer in one second would probably cook you to death.
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