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Waifu thread Previous: >>704525970 The rules are very

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu thread
Previous: >>704525970

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great
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Claim!
>thunderstorm making my night more fun
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>>704544837
Its all uphill from here. That being said she is being punished well without striking and we hope she is learning from it.
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>>704545284
Is... is that what I just heard?
>I SHOULD TOTALLY GO UP TO THE ROOF AND SEE IF I CAN RECORD SOME OF THAT SIC LIGHTNING!

>>704545305
Inb4 lolno

>>704544972
Might even be past that, who knows~

>>704544974
They weren't actually that bad. I had a few and they were a tad awkward compared to normal ones, but they were still perfectly usable.

Nah, San Diego area. Fuck living that far north! I've seen LA Heat first hand, and my unprotected wrists will never forget it!

Security, night shift, there's very little to do other than tell homeless people to shoo.

>>704545044
I see no T&C!

But I'm not tired yet!
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>>704544184

Eh

It kind of is, normally helps me sleep but it isn't this time
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>>704545410
You just missed it.
Now sign it, its a good deal.

You can atleast try.

3% battery
Might disapear after this.
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>>704545410
I really dont expect it but Im hopeful.
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>>704545410
ok so youll use the mad catz?

try az heat its nice mid summer that 114 degree weather

that doesnt sound so bad

well im going to sleep goodnight everyone

>hikage
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>>704545410
Yep, and now rain out of nowhere. No mention of it on forecasts. Fuck I just got spooked by one near my window. My ears fuck.
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>>704545599
Well shit. Sorry Kitten.

>>704545611
No dice! I've been taught well by the Jewiest of Elins!

Nah, I gotta be awake in a few hours anyways to open the building up.

RIP Syndra.

>>704545612
Just don't give them electronics!

>>704545620
Nuh uh.

>Mid summer
It's like that around mid summer here too. Thank god it's more towards fall now.

Night!

>>704545683
>Rain
I see none. Although it would make for a shitty ride home considering my window situation...
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>>704545816
It's whatever I guess

Just gonna try to not fall asleep during classes today
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>>704545816
Yep, lots of it now. No warnings
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>>704545881
Maybe if you get more tired near class time, try and take a quick nap at least?

>>704545956
Still see nothing.
>Went up to double check on windows and such
>Driver window, up
>Passenger window.... worked, and went up a tad further than before
YO WHAT THE FUCK, THAT SIDES WINDOWS WEREN'T WORKING BEFORE!
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Hana Song
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>>704545126

Dumbest fucking thread ever.

Fuck everyone in this thread.
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>>704546204
You hear the thunder though right?
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>>704546204
If I fall asleep before school I'll more than likely sleep all day

And there's no time in between classes for me to rest my eyes
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>>704546459
Hear it, and see the light against the street outside.
>Tfw the lightning is throwing ALL 8 elevators into error modes for various amounts of time if they strike close enough

>>704546591
Hmmm, that's no good at all then...
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>>704546830
Yeah

Next time when it's not raining I'm just gonna lie down and look at the stars
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>>704546830
That's scary for the elevators, I didn't know they did that.
>smell the burnt air as one struck near my home
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Claiming best girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo
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>>704546981
When you come down, we can do that while driving through the back roads!

>>704547189
Oh, they do! It's my first time seeing it happen though. It's pretty trippy!
>I guess you're smelling the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTl0K2vvqRc

>>704547480
GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS STILL SO CATCHY?!
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>>704547637
That sounds pretty nice

Please for the love of god don't fucking murder me while we're out
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>>704545284
Bạn không thích họ?

Calamity-masu'd
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>>704548020
I woooon't! No drifting with passengers unless it's Nonon or Maki!
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>>704547637
That's a good song to race down a highway with. Imagine being stuck on one of them because of the lightning.

>>704548055
Howdy ho!
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>>704548175
I actually found this to be one of my recent favorites when it comes to highway driving!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq5R-INS_kY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73r8oNZxt8A
I just used an elevator to go check my car windows and such... shit was spoopy.
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>>704548175
That still doesn't answer the question
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And you think you found the bag
You're getting weaker and your knees begin to sag
In the corner playing dominoes in drag
The one and only Madame Joy.
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>>704548104
I'd be fine with drifting and shit

I just don't want you to fucking kill me on purpose
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Good morning.
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RoadHog best 2016
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>>704548303
I always look for more music to indulge in.
Loving the berserk OST.

>>704548489
What is there for me to not like? Sorry I didn't answer, doing three things and forgot.
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>>704548632
Good morning
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>>704548632
When you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
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>>704545199
<3
>>704545410
That's scarey, but i'm a little dubious of that.
>>704548632
>>704548830
Good morning, both of you.
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>>704548758
Thunderstorms, and what might you be doing?
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>>704548903
Good morning Shizuru. Have you been to sleep yet?
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>>704548830
Indeed. How're you?
>>704548903
Doing good?
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>>704549170
Thats autistic as fuck and I hope you had a real cold shower after that
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>>704549072
Nope nope! How's your morning going?
>>704549170
Yeah, pretty good. How about you?
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>>704548566
Why would I do that on purpose, Kitten?

>>704548758
Well you know me, I'm the master of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKogKA2webU

>>704548903
Oh, are you now?
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>>704549220
I just had a cold shower.
>>704549226
Trying to make it a good day, despite school.
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>>704549170
Sleepy, I just woke up so I'm lounging around in bed still. I don't need to leave for school for over 2 hours yet
>>704549226
See above. I'm feeling like of queasy though
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Good Morning
>>704549226
Hi qt blonde tug boat.
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>>704549283
I don't know

I'm just paranoid about shit a lot
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>>704548914
I actually like thunder. Nothing much, reading berserk and listening to some music.

>>704549283
https://youtu.be/Ef8G06PRfjg
DEJA VU
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>>704549283
I'll leave the guessing to you, am i underestimating you, overestimating Mizore, or am i right to be skeptical?
>>704549291
I see. I hope you the best of luck
>>704549418
Ah that's a bummer. Think getting a snack, maybe some breakfast, might help?
>>704549426
Good morning Shino. How're you?
I'm a tug boat now?
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>>704549146
Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster.
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>>704549647
Not for this kind of feeling. Super bloated I guess it's a better term? I'm not sure
You're probably a tug boat because you're a small bote I guess?
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>>704549658
Oh cool, head guy is back
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>>704549647
I'm alright. I gotta be somewehere in 45 mins jus figure i'd say hi. yes you're a little tug bote.
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>>704549542
Just gotta relaaaax Kitten! You know I wouldn't hurt you on purpose.

>>704549574
Here ya go, Nonon! Have 1 fr the Money, 2 for the Show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrdbR2iobKI

>>704549647
Well, I made Mizore turn into putty in my hands. So you tell me~
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>>704549805
Should I kill myself or have a cup of coffee?
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>>704549418
Ah. I just had a shower and going to school in twenty minutes.
>>704549647
Thank you. Nice image.
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>>704549574
Ah, I thought you meant "making my night better" sarcastically. And yes, thunder is a nice sound.
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>>704549754
Ahh i see. That's a bummer.
>>704549815
Ah, going anywhere interesting?
>>704549825
Well that doesn't seem so hard, i can't help but imagine Mizore gets all squishy the second you.... Maybe i'll cut the details
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>>704549907
I don't really like coffee, but you probably shouldn't kill yourself. How many heads do you have now? Have you made more since lust time?
>>704549918
Maybe I should go take a shower. Do you live close to your school?
>>704550051
It usually passes fairly quickly, it happens in the mornings sometimes so I'm used to it
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>>704548903
<3
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>>704550138
I mean, it's kind of in walking distance. About two and a half miles, but I take the bus.
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>>704550222
Make that three actually.
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>>704549658
The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame
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>>704550138
Why shouldn't I kill myself? Having a coffee makes as much sense as suicide. Both are inherently meaningless acts, you drink the coffee, you finish the coffee, you pull the trigger you die. Both are ultimately the same thing. I have 26 heads, I have many more blocks to carve, but am in a painting right now.
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>>704549825
Mmmm. I'll take two for the show!
https://youtu.be/A4S6dNvHBYI
This song makes me hype
>used it for some ds3 pvp after work yesterday

>>704550009
It's great, until one nearly tears your ear drums because it struck near your window.
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>>704550051
Oh, I think squishy is the last thing that happens to Mizore~

>>704550222
>>704550333
Are we having our digits checked?

>>704550393
It has an interesting sound to it, for sure.
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>>704550222
>check
That's super close,I wish I was that close to mine. It's about an hour and a half by bus for me
>>704550191
>
>>704550356
If you kill yourself, you're dead though. You will never be able to do anything else again. How is the world of a painting?
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>>704550051
no not really, i'll be back in a hour

>>704550222
nice trips fgt.


have a good day!
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>>704549825
I know, but you saying that won't stop me from being paranoid about it
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>>704550463
Sounds fine.
>>704550533
Thanks. Good day to you too.
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>>704550138
Well, hopefully you'll feel better sooner rather than later.
>>704550191
What're you up to today, Miho? Anything?
>>704550463
>Poor Mizore. I'm sorry...ish.
I imagine that it goes back and forth, really.
>>704550533
Ah, alright i suppose. Well have fun, if it's at all appropriate.
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>>704550333
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

>>704550512
Barren as the desert.
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>>704548852

Are you a pseudo intellectual? You seem like one.
Only stupid people use quotes.
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>>704550393
Or when it kills the retard who puts a aluminum pan on his head
>actually it's god saying he hates retards

>>704550760
Maximum overpanic?
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>>704550633
It's seems to be subsiding now, maybe I'd I got up it would help
>>704550634
Invite some paint. I hear they can liven it up like an oasis in the desert
>>704550760
F
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Jesus Christ stop using quotes from people you don't understand. Fucking faggots.
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Seems it's a false alarm. Panic averted. Although I should probably open the building in afew minutes anyways.

>>704550536
I'll just have to prove to you that I won't then!

>>704550633
And why are you sorry?
Back and forth? Eh?
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I don't understand, I overstand.

>>704550800
And only base people make generalizations.
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Bye.
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>>704550463
>>704550760
OH NO! DON'T DIE!

>>704550835
He was trying to shield himself from hail, give the idiot some slack.
>although in a dumb way
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>>704551093
See you later
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>>704551032

You're boring and dull.
You're unoriginal.
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>>704550995
I don't know why, but i imagine Mizore... goes off fairly easily. Thus hard, soft cool down, back to hard, ect. ect.
I suppose it'd be pushing the line a bit to go for any kind of confirmation on that suspicion, so probably don't tell me.
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>>704550633
Going to work on my truck later. And maybe pull the sound system out of my car.
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>>704551243
Better to be an unoriginal fool than an original lout.
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>>704551367
...Suddenly i feel like i already asked you. uhg. I'm awful, sorry. I'm up about 4 hours later than i intended.
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>>704550634
Turning and turning in the widening gyre, the falcon cannot hear the falconer. Things fall apart, the center cannot hold, mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.
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>>704550995
I'll keep those words in my head, senpai

It sometimes takes me a while to trust someone, I've been stabbed in the back too many times by a lot of people
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>>704551217
False alarm. Gave me a spook though.
>Pic related.

>>704551289
Let's just say that enough is never enough. Not that it's a bad thing, if I'm in the mood for hours upon hours of it.
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>>704551618
In other news. Someone pick my night cap. First reply ending between 01 and 12 gets to choose that liquor. Will send pic of bottle.
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>>704551217
I mean, he could've used something that doesn't conduct electricity
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>>704551714
Hmm hmm.. That would probably have been my second guess. Lol
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>>704551618
As a bathtub lined with white porcelain,
When the hot water gives out or goes tepid,
So is the slow cooling of our chivalrous passion,
O my much praised but-not-altogether-satisfactory lady.

>>704550850
I invite nobody anywhere.
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>>704551776
7 I GOT THIS
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To senpai

I'm gonna try to sleep right now
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>>704551476
Its ok.
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>>704551412

Nothing of you is original. You are the combined effort of everyone you've ever known.

You're not unique. You're just some pretentious churl who learned to baheve in society.

You just learned, you never came woth anything original and all you do is using thing you've learned your whole life.
Just a copy of a copy of another copy.
Enjoy being boring.
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>>704551776
Rollin.

>>704551911
It's something he feels bad for though. Understandable, but I don't like Mizore feeling bad about it.

>>704552029
I wish you luck, Kitten!
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>>704551939
Ladies and gents, you are here assembled
To hear why earth and heaven trembled
Because of the black and sinister arts
Of an Irish writer in foreign parts
>>704551994
Bad luck
>>704552127
Worse luck
And if you get 7 its a reroll. 7 is an empty.
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And im back.

>>704545816
Pretty please?
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>>704552270
Gotta get 01
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>>704551714
Oh, phew. That's great news, everything is fine now?

>>704551794
True, but what could he have used that was there?
>why did he have a pan?

Sorry, I was watching a historical battle video.
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>>704552127
Hmm. I imagine that's something that some people would -really- enjoy. Can't imagine why he'd be unhappy about it.
Also: >>704552338
How can you say no to a "pretty please"?
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Best waifu claimed, shitty waifus get out of the way
>>
Rerolls are 100% allowed.
>>
Atra Mixta claimed
>>704552921
Ohohoh, don't make me laugh. That piece of trash? No way. Atra is obviously superior.
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>>704552270
Reroll.

>>704552702
Yep! Engineer walked out of the elevator when it finally got to this floor, said he'll talk to the manager about it so I didn't have to.

>>704552338
Nuh uh, I've been trained for this moment!

>>704552851
He feels it's all he ever thinks about and he feels bad for that.
And it's simple. You just say no.
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>>704552851
>POMF
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>>704553450
Oh hey look it's the cutest person in the universe!
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>>704553330
>3 off
No, u
>>704553450
Ugh. Well then.
p-please?
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>>704553332
Maka could slice her soul in half
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Hey all

Tristana claimed
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>>704553586
Oh wow. Can Maka cook or clean?
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>>704553536
Looking in mirrors again I see.

>>704553559
No can do!

>>704553616
Ah, you woke up again? Wonderful!
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>>704553723
Then we must be the same person if I'm looking in a mirror
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>>704553682
She can steal your soul
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>>704553723
Come on, whats wrong with it?
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>>704553824
Cool but that wasn't the question.
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>>704553824
>implying I have a soul
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>>704553450
Oh, that's good.
>engineer showed up
Guess the guy was on call?
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>>704553810
Silly Koume, we haven't become one just yet~

>>704553860
The fact I still haven't read the terms and conditions!
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>>704553723
Yup. I'm wide awake; I've got classes at 11:00 so I woke up now to be ready.
Did I sleep on you?
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>>704553941
You did, 2 times in fact.
There was nothing wrong with them.
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>>704553871
She probably can't cook luckily I'm a man and I know how to cook she can clean
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>>704554076
>Lewd
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>>704553934
Nah, if I remember correctly, they start at 4 AM these days.

>>704553962
Sleep on me? Can't quite say that ya did.

>>704554014
Nooo, in fairly certain I've not yet seen them at all.

>>704554076
Is that a problem, cutie~?

>Rerolling for Drunken Rory
>>
Claiming nobody because I'm undeserving.

/edge
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>>704554180
You saw everything!
Just sign it, i swear that there is nothing.
>>
>>704554180
Well aren't you cheeky this morning?
So, how are you doing?
>>
>>704554290
still a better claim than most
>>
>>704553450
Hmm, i suppose that is rather simple.
Like i said, that strikes me as something that would be viewed as a huge positive to the right people.
>>704553472
>
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>>704554349
Cause i can.
>>
>>704554290
XxRuNfAsTsOnIc1998xX
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>>704554439
<3
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>>704554293
I saw nothing! Maybe you just need to show me more~

>>704554339
The cheekiest. And I'm kinda feeling...eh. Grandpa is in the hospital, and the doctors don't think he's going to make it to the next night, and are surprised he made it through this night. Car needs a bunch of work done on it. And I'm hungry with nothing but a pack of mini donuts to eat. How bout you?

>>704554349
Oh, but I do believe you are!

>>704554439
I guess he just hasn't found those right people irl yet. And being from a rural place, it'll be tough to find those people to begin with.
>>
>>704554586
>1998

Try 2008.
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>>704554647
Fine, just hurry up and sign it.
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>>704554180
Oh boy, that is so early. I could never do a 4am job like that.
>>
>>704554647
Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. It really reeks that went one thing goes south, a dominoe effect has to come.
Hospital said the same for my pops but he's still alive and a year past his "passing". He'll make it bro :)
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>>704554767
Sorry Goyim, I don't think that's quite enough. I'm still not sure what I'm signing.

>>704554814
Eh, it's not so bad. Can't be worse than a 11 PM job.

>>704554905
The car was pure dominoe effect. The key to the ignition to the cylinder to the doors to the light to the radio. On the bright side, all that failing somehow made my passenger side power window start working again.
My grandpa was just kinda sudden. I got a call and a text from my dad and aunt about 4 hours ago just a few hours into my shift.
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>>704555205
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BENIS
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>>704555187
take the chanse already, you will love it
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>>704555187
Jeez what a way to receive bad news. Lol I can relate with the spontaneously given news since I received notice after finals week
>>
>>704554647
Fair enough, i could see that being rather hard.
>puns
>>704554632
<3
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>>704552702
You've already answered that question. And I dunno, a sturdy umbrella?
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>>704555369
And if I decide to back out of the agreement early?

>>704555415
Ya. If I wasn't good at handling this kinda stuff, I'd probably be far worse off.

>>704555437
If I could meet him irl, I'm sure I could give him assurance that those kind of people are out there. But pixels on a screen won't be very convincing.
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>>704555369

>chanse
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>>704555187
So is it graveyard shift every workday for you?

>>704555439
>umbrellas
Those attract lightning too, with the metal in them.

How do you feel that Re:Zero has ended?
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>>704555437
<3
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>>704555437
>pic
Remind me to look that up later.
>>704555752
I dont think there will be a reason to do that.
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>>704555752
True. I could see that being a little distressing for him i guess.
>>704555941
Meow
>>704555954
If you find it, please send me it too. Lol
>>
>>704555752
Good thing family didn't raise bo baby, eh necky?
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>>704556084
Nyan
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>>704555822
With the way it ended, pretty pissed.

But I'm happy there's a chance seasonal claimers will shoo
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>>704556235
Meow
>>
>>704556319
I think they will. I might consider watching it as seeing how short it is.
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>>704555954
Oh? And why is that?

>>704556213
Yep! And techy?!
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>>704557241
I mean, sure, but there is nothing to dislike and nothing that would make you want to end it.
Now enough questions, sign it.
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I don't even care anymore I miss bern so much.
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>>704557833
>>704557833
>>704557833
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