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13yo sister made me use pintrest for a week. Now I'm making

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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13yo sister made me use pintrest for a week. Now I'm making her read this whole thread until it ends. Shes tired and has school tomorrow so dont let the thread die
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This seems like a bad idea
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>>704529873
There is no god. Everyone you know will die. You will turn old and your children won't visit
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Go to sleep
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Have you started fingering yourself
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Boys like it when the girl swallows
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>>704529873
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>>704529873
pics and timestamp
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>>704529873
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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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Why hello, my fair maiden. I have seen you hath stumbled upon our humble domain of free speech and true equality. Where the mages and necromancers put aside there differences, where t'halruk, slayer of the dark realm dwells in perfect harmony with the noobs and plebians. We shall greet you with the upmost respect m'lady, I do hope you'll enjoy your quick visit upon our bastion.

>>704529873
Pintrest? Wow what a faggot!
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Loli thread
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Do you know your brother masturbates to facebook pictures of all your friends?
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Tits or gtfo
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>>704531337
your brother fantasizes about raping you
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Do you know your brother only does it to the pictures of them that you're visible in?
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You were brought here with your brother fully aware of the fact that we would sexualize the both of you and increase the sexual tension between you two.

He wants to fuck. Plain and simple. Your brother is fucked up.


(You should fuck him anyway)
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Come on, guys. Let's not fuck her up T O O badly here, lets only get the gore and porn. Not the bad stuff.
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>>704531639
Thats OP in disguise, using that as a way of being upfront without being upfront and can claim that he was innocent and none the wiser. You cant get past me OP, I am a great detective that sees all! Also your post reeks of faggot.
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>>704529873
Every day we drift further from gods light
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you will grow up in a world full of cynical people , and you will hate them until you realize that you've slowly became one of them
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Tell her I want to rape her.
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>>704531868
You know, I thought ive seen all monstrosities this website has to offer, heck, humanity as a whole has to offer, but every once in a while, there comes something that gets you. Just something that... slowly... plucks away... at your ever decreasing... will to live...
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>>704531815
holy fuck context?
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>>704531853
Not only are you wrong, you're painfully irritating. I've never wanted to punch someone just for the way they type on a Vietnamese puppet show board but you're the first.
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>>704531815
dont tell me what to do nigger
here... enjoy some aborted fetus porn
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OP Here. Just letting you all know sister is still watching it with a frown on her face
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>>704529873
You are OP and you just want to make a loli thread under unassuming pretenses.
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>>704529873
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>>704529873
im gonna kill you and your family in your sleep
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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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>>704530931
Wat
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Leave and never return, flee you fool!
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>>704529873
>>704532228
timestamp OP or in next pic she will not be wearing clothes
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>>704532223
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>>704532307
Please kill me too
>>704529873
OP, I wish I had a 13 year old sister I could fuck.
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you should be ashamed of yourself for bringing her here OP, YOUR SUPPOSED TO PROTECT YOUR LITTLE SISTER.
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>>704532413
seems fair. I am what you guys call a newfag or some game shit so my guess is you just want a screen shot with the time on it sure why not
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I'm watching you through your window. Say hi
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Teehee~ ^°^
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>>704531639
Truth right here. What gives OP, where's the timestamp, you could just be an attention whore

(You should fuck him anyway)
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>>704532380
hi (sorry for my bad english)
I help you understand
>erect my penis
>hope I can see more nudism body
>time has come
>erect dispensary
>why do I gay with man
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>>704532666
Hi Satan
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Fuck your brother and post it here
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>>704532666
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>>704532784
>>704532853
Didn't even fucking notice. Kek
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Post pic of her op
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<me
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I'm a very big boy and I'm thinking of random words now it's great
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>>704532275
This guy knows whats up
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>>704532756
U good has english comrade
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>>704532615
Nah an actual photograph of you two holding up a piece of paper with the time on it, you dense motherfucker
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>>704533021
Cant. Says she'll go to sleep if i do
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>>704533367
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>>704533367
Proof thread is fake
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>>704533367

/thread
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>>704533367
Fake and gay.
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>>704533555
Trips dont lie, OP. Why is OP such a faggot!?
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>>704533367
OP is a faggot confirmed
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>>704533367
Gake and fay
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>>704533367
>abandon thread

>OP faggot confirmed
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Do you finger yourself at night, as you think of your brother? Thoughts of him engulfing your entire mind, making every thing else void and blank. Suddenly all you feel is pleasure. Pleasure at imaging your brother's warmth envelping you, protecting you from the savage night.
Suddenly you hear a voice, and your scenes return to you
"Sis what are you doing?"
Your brother walked in on you, and you realise you were screaming his name the whole time.
"Anon I-I"
"Shh..."
He envelopes you in his arms and says
"You don't have to say anything..I already know."

THE END.
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>>704533367
just post a picture with the paper with the date/time in front of her face and a shoe on her head
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>>704533367
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>>704533743
shoe part optional
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>>704530856
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2jE5TpN2bb8


That's my nigga
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Sharpie on head and shoe in pooper.
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>>704533815
Shoe part not optional you faggot. Otherwise the credibility is lost.
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>>704533367
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>>704531815
sauce?
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>>704534869
Brazil? They assumed the assailant didnt boody trap his door with IEDs. An unwise move, confirmation of explosives would have saved lives, however peeking through the window may have gotten someone shot. This is why ballistic shields were invented.
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>>704535357
Thats all folks
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>>704532353
"I'm a snake in this boot!"
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What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>704529873
I fucking hate mexicans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGSzBtaai-A
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>>704529873
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Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
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>>704536379
This image just reminded me that I used to bring a wooden plank to school that I named plank after watching that retarded show

I literally dragged it around for months to and from school

everyone was jellies of it, but im pretty sure my parents thought i was retarded, they still do in fact, i should try and convince them otherwise
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CRAZIES7 THING happened the other day.

>Having sex with girlfriend
>Want to test how far I can go.
>Tell her to come to my room.
>Dress up in a gorilla suit with plants everywhere.
>Give her banana outfit to dress in.
>Fuck her in gorilla suit, while making Gorilla noises thinking I'm in a forest.
>have banana pudding/Banana's in bed when we are done.
>She starts crying, I simply go "Ough Ough Ough" like a gorilla and slap her
>She breaks up with me.
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>>704536474
Then Bubba said something I won’tever forget.

"You're a fucking faggot gump"

Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain’t something you can find just around the corner.
Bubba was gonna be a shrimpin’ boat captain, but instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam.
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>>704532211
He's right though, it's the only reason I'd bring my sister on here.
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>>704530772
lol ded
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>>704531337
Good idea.
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This thread is still going
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>>704536240
Is there actually a follow up to this? I need to know how this man ass fared.
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>>704537204
Sister got so mad. Thread almost died cuz people kept calling it fake and she didnt want to do a picture. Was just watching tv and now she has to keep refreshing this
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HAY

GUESS WAT GAIS
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GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper
between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

DECEPTIVE Poop: The kind where you feel like you're about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be CORN poop.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS Poop: (Also known as "The Power Dump", or "The Cannonball"). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER-CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
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Oldfags will know
Newfags will learn
>[alt+0160] - [alt+0160] - [alt+30] - [enter] - [alt+30] - [space] - [alt+30]
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>>704538017
How about a screencap how she does the triforce?
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>>704538017
stop giving away elder knowledge, how will we maintain the oldfag meme if just anyone can do it?
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GET RUSTLED FAGGOT
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One time I was at the movies with my girlfriend and we were checking out a hottie with a nice ass behind the counter, turned out she was my cousin and she was on the till we were at. We both agreed we'd probably like to coerce her into a 3 way someday.
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>>704536612
Some noble anon knows where I could find mor of this?
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>>704538256
stay assmad, oldfriend


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>inb4 i fucked up kek
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>be me
>in hs
>qt3.14 chick walks into the lobby
>theywarnedme.gif
>can't quite reach the toilet paper
>hear my commanding officer talking outside, he's getting impatient
>bro calls me, apparently im over an hour late
>dog starts barking, hear that weird rustling again
>thisistheend.png
>we start making out
>gets a little hot and heavy
>oven still running in the background
>spaghetti starts flowing in from the open door
>everybody walk the dinosaur
mfw
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On 25 November 2009, four boys abducted and held a third year High School student for 44 days. They kept her captive in the house owned by the parents of Boy 3. To forestall a manhunt, one of them forced the girl into calling her own parents and telling them that she had run away from home, but was with "a friend" and was not in danger. He also browbeat her into posing as one of the boys' girlfriends when the parents of the house where she was held were around, but when it became clear that the parents would not call the police, he dropped this pretext. the girl tried to escape several times, begging the parents more than once to help her, but they did nothing, apparently out of fear that Boy 1 would hurt them. He had bragged that he would kill anyone who interfered.
According to their statements at their trial, the four of them raped her, beat her with metal rods and golf clubs, introduced foreign objects including a light bulb into her vagina, made her eat cockroaches and drink her own urine, inserted fireworks into her anus and set them off, forced the girl to masturbate, cut her nipple with pliers, dropped dumbbells onto her stomach, and burned her with cigarettes and lighters. One of the burnings was punishment for attempting to call the police. At one point her injuries were so severe that according to one of the boys it took more than an hour for her to crawl downstairs to use the bathroom. They also related that "possibly a hundred different people" knew that the girl had been imprisoned there, but it is not clear if this means they visited the house at different times while she was imprisoned there, or themselves either raped (approximately 1000 times in total) or abused her. When the boys refused to let her leave, she begged them on several occasions to "kill (her) and get it over with"

cont.
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>>704538614
>>704538683
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>>704538897
On January 4, using a loss on a video game as a pretext, the four beat her with an iron barbell, poured lighter fluid on her legs, arms, face and stomach, and set her on fire. She died later that day of shock. The four boys claimed that they were not aware of how badly injured she was.
On January 5, the killers whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say is that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked to my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>taught not to lie as a child
>adult life revolves around constant lying


>taught to respect women as a child
>BITCHES AND WHORES


>school system teaches us to be submissive
>we're supposed to be leaders and alpha as fuck


>taught about good guys and bad guys, allies and nazis, cops and robbers
>see world in black and white


>taught to help people as a child
>people who help others get taken advantage of


>taught to be nice and caring.
>douche bags get all the girls, I'm still alone


>taught to be extremely modest and approach everything with a negative mindset
>Never confident or optimistic about anything


>Taught working hard will pay off later in life
>Some faggot unpaid-intern who the boss likes gets promoted to become my boss. Been working there for 4 years.


>Taught nothing as a child. Parents didn't give a shit
>Learn everything on first-hand experience. People are inherently bad.


>taught to share with others
>adult life is constantly complaining about taxes and people 'sponging' off you
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>>704536612
moar
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Anyone gives me some summary of this thread?
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Feed my llama, feed my llama, if you don't girl well I guess it's gonna harm ya
Feed my llama, feed my llama, don't be hatin at my farm bitch because I warned ya

Hairy and slender like a two week bender
Cooking up a storm at the llama farm
We got all sorts of produce, like carrots and lettuce
If llamas are yo thing gurl then I'm your fella

Please wash your hands when you feed them
Or you'll be gone by llama death and spat out in a llamas breath
I swear to god this aint a test

Feed my llama, feed my llama, if you don't girl well I guess it'sgonna harm ya
Feed my llama, feed my llama, don't be hatin at my farm bitch because I warned ya

Watch me, pat loki, feelin edgy, and so manly
Llama bitches love my carrots, throwin lettuce at these faggots

I promise you there's enough food to cause a ruse with all you'se
And have a party, lemon party not with old man but with lemon hoes in panty hoes at the llama farm, you should be jealous, llamas worship my fellace

But not really that's bestiality and I swear that aint my reality I'm just a peaceful man with a master plan (to take over the world)

Surrender, and feed my llama, if you don't girl then I guess I'm gonna kill ya
Feed my llama, feed my llama, don't be hatin at my farm bitch because i warned ya
Obey the llama, obey the llama, if you don't world then you're gonna fucking die
Obey the llama, obey the llama, if you don't world then you're gonna fucking die
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Hopefully my story will inspire greater feats

>8th grade
>in computer lab
>girl next to me leaves for bathroom
>make a simple shutdown computer .cmd file
>make icon Internet explorer
>maximum trolling
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>>704538973
Pretty good m8
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>>704539655
Lemme see
>irony
>loli
>erect my penis
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets already
>this thread is b8 lol
>woody got some
>born to die
>world is a fuck
>kill em all 1989
>a squad of dead cops
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>>704539926
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Roll my niggas
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>>704540008
My apologies sir
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>"y.. yeah actually I recently got a gym mem.."
>LETS CHECK OUT HIS ARMS
>lol anon no you havent you big joker
>"i.. don't do isolation exercises like curls.."
>"what the fuck does that mean?"
>head is shaking, go red, single drop of sweat drips down temple
>violently tear off jeans, pull up boxer shorts and flex my huge quads, foaming at the mouth and crying
>YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
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>>704540037
Roll
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KKK Fine
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us
Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt
Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me
Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa
I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
And smell like ass
Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk
I don't give a fuck about your mama
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
It's probably different than the nigger cock she's used to
Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great
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>>704540037
roll
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>be 14
>making out with hot gf
>phone rings, answer it
>pissed off guy starts yelling
"What the fuck are you doing with my daughter?!?"
>hang up, tell gf her dad is crazy
>gf says
"my dad is dead."
>start sweating, shit pants
>THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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>>704531639
Were just kidding, your brother is using this to cover for the fact that he is a flaming faggot
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>boot computer
>enter username
>enter password
>press enter
>quickly remove internet cable
>wait for OS to boot
>a lot of Novell error message ("Could not connect to server blabla")
>keep confirming
>insert internet cable
>not connected via school server but connected directly to the regular internet
>nothing is blocked
>no restrictions
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>>704539673
Dude, that hentai is a god tier fap.
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>>704537366
If it wasnt confirmed fake it is now. First off, who the fuck would get mad that they think that the story is fake, shes just there to view the board. Second you said she didnt want a picture before because what ever lying bullshit you said and now ifs because shes mad people think its fake? Kay. Also didnt you say she was tired? Its been like, 2 hours since this was posted. OP stop being such a massive faggot. On the bright side, nice dubs.
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>>704540948
Lol welcome to the round table Ser crackalot
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>>704541069
which one is it?
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>>704540037
rawlin
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This thread is the edgiest thread i've ever seen.

keep it up comrades
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>>704539926
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>be in high school
>some kid makes fun of my fedora and trench coat
>I tip my fedora forward slightly and grin, making sure the light falls perfectly on my glasses
>I keep my back to him as I calmly respond
>"Anata wa watashi to notatakai o shitaku arimasen... Franku-san..."
>As he ponders in confusion and is in awe of my superior intellectuel intelligence, I pull off my coat and throw it to the side
>my legs are spread wide and my arms are as well
>"Now... prepare to face me in combat..."
>I turn around at lightning speed and start crying out my signature battle cry
>all the kids at school know me for this cry
>its a long, guttural cry from deep within me, unleashing my inner potential
>i run toward him, arms behind me so i go faster
>he clotheslines me and breaks my nose

The fool was lucky, my chi was still recharging from an argument i won against my mother that morning
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>>704540037
roll
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>>704542540
kekekekeke
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Know what's harder than clalculus?

Crib death.
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>>704530772

I cant stop laughing, god damn it anon.
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>>704530772
Enter the Dragon
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>>704529873
Your brother sucks big black dicks and wants you to get on your knees for his master
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>>704532053
I remember the first time I saw the shitting dicktits, I cringed and nearly cried it was so hideous. I was only about 14.

Now I see it and laugh.
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This sounds like an @dril tweet
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By getting your sister to use the site you are breaking rule 2:

>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18
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>be wrestling with a girl you've been crushing on
>pin her down with one hand
>other hand on her hip
>slowly slide your hand up alone her body toward her neck
>feel the rapid rise and fall of her chest
>look into her eyes and see the nervousness
>there is no apprehension, only anticipation
>caress her neck in your hand as you lean in to kiss her
>your lips meet only for a moment
>alarm clock goes off
>roll out of bed and go to class
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>>704542958
Today, there shall be no more tears. No more crying. Rise from the deep despair you call rustled jimmies. You are pure, you are free. May your rustled jimmies form into a gracious melody performed by the triumvirate. Go answer the call of your jimmies. You see that cute girl you've had a crush on forever? Ask her out. If you fail, stay a while. For there will be no more tears, only dreams now.
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Mootity Moot is a faggity fag

He forces these memes

Like a dick up his ass

Can't he take a hint?

These forced memes are shit
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i only have one request. have her watch this through to the end.
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>>704529873
You will only ever be loved for your body and what you do for other people
your brother faps to incest threads and wants to fuck you.
your female friends WILL stab you in the back, and if you have guy friends, they WILL want to fuck you.
kill yourself while you're still young
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is OP even still here
>>
>>704541707
kuroinu kedakaki wa seijo ni somaru
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>>704538017
but I have no alt button on my phone
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I am liking the little girls
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If sister is still lurking, please leave and forget this place

And spill juice on your brother's game system for even planting the seed of the chons into your mind

Also
>sage
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>>704529873
Dear little sis, show tits with time stamp or gtfo, make sure brother is in pic with you. Here's my cock
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>>704531065
Kek
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>>704529873
But Pinterest has a excellent supply of pornography.

I jack off to ABDL there at least once a day.
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>>704543650
>exposing yourself to a 13yo girl
>thinking it's any different from flashing in the street
>mfw the fbi are on their way to kick your door down you stupid faggot
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>>704543720
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

If OP wants to see some dicks, just let him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
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>>704529873
underage user ban
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>>704540037
ooo roll
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Pinterest is a great site, why you do this?
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>>704543720
>thinks he belongs here because he knows how to greentext
God I hope this is b8. Do you know where you are?
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>>704529873

Make her watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLtxm3v6KwY
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>>704543333
hope you will die the same way!
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>>704538017

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>>704540037
jjjjjj
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>>704538017
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>>704544510

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Can we get an update? What was her thoughts of /b/?
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>>704545548
I think they left ages ago man
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Let Dave know what you think about blacks.

http://vaughnlive.tv/thirdparty

Also a chat room for us to hang out in. Use 10minute mail.....
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>>704539926
Here
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>>704538017
You forgot the alt+f4 at the end
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>>704547187
this picture perpetuates the myth that women get less money for the same work.


Genereally they get the same money for the exact same amount of money. In some cases they get less for the same function cause they weren't as assertive as the men, in some cases its the other way around.

The average wage gap is there becausewomen generally go into field that pay less or use a half time system more often than men.


Not for some bullshit reason that they require less food.
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>>704529873
show us your tits.
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>>704543333
Check'd
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>>704531815
swat team wants to get guy

guy doesn not want to be get

boom
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>>704547908
I was just posting a higher quality picture for this anon
>>704539926
I don't really care about the info inside.
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>>704540037
roll
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So you fucking her or what?
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>no time stamp


Fucking sage goes in all fields you fucking bunch of newfags.
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Sageman to the rescue, 404 this shit tier thread newfags.
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>>704543811
Kys
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GTFO NEWFAG
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>>704540037
Rolling for twin swordsman
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>>704548532
>>704548699
you two know that sage only makes it so that your comment doesn't push it up it does not work as a down vote so stfu does the same
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Suck your brothers dick
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>>704549603
does count towards post limit and allows us to call OP a fag without bumping.

time for some heaven up in this bitch
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