The anon with the saddest, most depressing picture wins.
>tfw already won
How is that sad? It's just one animal eating another. That's nature
Save kids life
Be like father to him
Army training when old enough
All his life he knows I saved his life
Once combat hardened use to recruit more dying kids
the cycle continues
one day have my own army since /b/ won't do it
/b/, what is your most disgusting sexual fantasy?
I want to kidnap a little white boy, maybe in first grade or such, and train him to be my cute little chubby spoiled underage trap. I'd feed him constantly, to the point that I'd make sure there was never even one single milliliter of empty space in his tummy. I'd keep him so well fed he'd be burping and farting more often than breathing. And I'd lace all his food with estrogen, so that all that extra fat he'd be packing on would go to all the right spots and leave him a tubby little femboy with a nice big booty. I'd make him wear frilly pastel-colored diapers (since with such a high rate of food intake, he'd surely be incontinent), and after every digested feast he'd push out his overfed rear, I'd shitfuck him fervently. And despite all this gluttony, I'd groom him obsessively and make sure he was always clean, comfortable, and pretty. If I eventually trained him so well that his greed began to take a toll on my wallet, that would be alright; I'd just stop eating so he could have more. The fatter he'd get, the thinner I'd get, until he was twice as wide as he was tall and I was skinny as a stick. Just before starving to death, I'd slather myself in butter and spices, turn on the oven, and climb in. Hopefully whatever meat I'd have left on me could tide him over until the day someone else with the same fetish would happen to come along and resume care of this precious little morbidly obese angel. Can't let my perfect femmy little piggy starve just because I did.
Don't hold anything back, sure is easy to laugh at the pedophile but I know deep down you people are all disgusting perverted freaks too. Go on, we're all anonymous here, share your most twisted fantasy. Doesn't have to be anything like mine, as long as it's fucked up.
Fracking gf when pet bagel jump on bad. Noe must stop gf fracking cause she larf and condor come off in convultures. Luck bagel in crater, go to dressing but no more condors. We use drumming method gf say. What drumming? Is days since egg drop. Can't get prego on egg drop days. Fracking with no condor, much buenoer, say am to embarking! gush comely all up in gf humerous. She say, best no prego egg drop hold the bagel without condor organic convultures ever!
i get it
it's depressing because of the deeper meaning
it's a gif so you thought it would be animated
when it's not you're disappointed
you then realize even if it had been animated it would have been no less of a dead broken meme that was never funny
you then realize this entire turn of events has been an abstract metaphor for your social life
waiting every day for the one little pleasure of the flesh that will brighten it up,
and never tasting real happiness,
just the same unfunny memetic garbage day after day after day
eat, sleep, shit, have a chuckle
and it all amounts to nothing
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my paintings, you little bitch? I'll tell you what, I ranked Master Sergeant in the USAF, and I've been involved in numerous art demonstrations across the country, and I have over 30,000 confirmed paintings. I am trained in wet-on-wet oil technique and I'm the top devil beater on the entire PBS television network. You're nothing to me but just another brush cleaning. You think you can get away with saying that shit about me after I kicked the bucket? Think again, mud mixer. If only you could've known what agony city your "unhappy" little comment was about to bring you to, maybe you'd had held your fucking brush. But I'll tell you what, you couldn't, you didn't and now you're painting the price, you goddamned paint sniffer. I will SHIT Van Dyke Brown all over you, and you will drown in it like the effervescent shit stain that you are.
˙oppᴉʞ 'pɐǝp ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ǝɹ,no⅄
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
Because some part of you knows that you need to watch that over and over again.
It's either going to bring you down or make you stronger. Whatever happens, your mind wants a change.
>sans calling someone a tumblrfag
>probably cooperated with alphys on research
>alphys is a fat lesbian who watches romcom anime, uses weeaboo emotes unironically, rp's with her friends, writes lemon fanfics of actual people in her life, and built a highly stylized robot tranny
>close and old friend of most enormous tumblrfag in existence
>unironically calling someone a tumblrfag
>two happy people
>comfortable enough to adopt instead of having a kid and forcing an orphan to wait for a set of parents that may never come
>brave enough to take on a minority child despite people like you laughing at them and assuming that he's a cuck
You are the saddest part of this.
You might wanna consider a kike girlfriend
>pic related...will help you doing so
calm down princess
don't want you stroking out on us
Call me a faggot, but that episode always gave me the feels.
>hiding behind ad hominem because the truth hurts
Man suffering from a cluster headache, AKA suicide headache.
Known as the worst pain that any human can endure, more than severe flash burns, child birth.
Only remedy is time, or large-unhealthy doses of pure oxygen and a cocktail of a opiate injections, which only work 'some' of the time.
They are also known as suicide headaches.
How can a man be so pathetic to consider people in 4chan his friends?
That kid will grow up to be just another no account nigger and you know it, cuck!
But you live in a magical world where everybody's equal and holds hands under the rainbow! Real life is a bitch and evolution has NEVER favored the weak people like you
>implying it's not actually happy since the vulture will get food for its cute vulture babies
i didn't prove your initial point
are you implying you had another point which i just proved
between two points exists an implicitly defined edge
That's exactly what I was implying, faggot
No bait intended
Still enough to please a woman. Could look like this.
thought this was saddest picture... not ylyl
You're a rapist in waiting.
I hope you enjoy prison, faggot
>cites statistics to support case
>statistics are irrelevant to argument
all that proves is that the black race exhibits undesirable behavioral characteristics, which is something we already knew and that no one is debating
if you're trying to prove those characteristics are GENETIC, then you gotta show us the GENETIC evidence
i don't fuckin see any
nuh uh, i'll never rape anyone, you can't make me
a fantasy is just a fantasy
no matter how sexy a fat little boy is, i would fucking NEVER put him through anything like what my dad did to me
Is that a paratrooper?
It's not my job to learn you, bitchnig
This episode made me cry and hug my dog all night. Thanks for reminding me of my dead best friend. Asshole.
/pol/ /b/ /r9k/ is there a difference? the same bitter losers poisoned by their redpills