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paint.net civ thread 2.0 Dubs or 00, 10, 20, 30 and so one

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paint.net civ thread 2.0

Dubs or 00, 10, 20, 30 and so one also do. Trips makes a random event occur.

so post like "if dubs: and if trips"

You are a lone settlement trying to survive, but right now you are small and defenseless. Yuo are the Brown house.

Population: 10
Resources: 30
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shit so many typos.

Dubs decides what happens next, and so does 00, 10, and so on.
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>>699788222
Build a wall around the house.

If trips, another group arrives.
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>>699788655

You build walls around the settlement. But you use the a lot of your resources, fortunately you are now much safer.

Pop: 10
Resources: 15
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>>699789099
plant some crops next to house

trips=torrential downfall
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>>699789099
Take some wood.
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>>699789358
reroll

and if trips, >>699789351 torrential downfalls
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Kill the weak

trips: torrential downfall
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gather food they know is safe to eat

trips=small plane crashes
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>>699789351
reroll
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offer some people to satan

trips: opens door to hell
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craft clay furnace

trips >>699790281
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let some people fish
trips: random mc donalds appear
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Chop some wood

TRIPS - Hitler is back
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damn these niggers lazy af
>>699790704
craft fishing equipment

trips=orgy, many baby
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build a plantation

trips: a messiah arrives
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if someone does get dubs or a 0 doon I'm gonna go bananas
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Go explore the river
If trips old military outpost
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Gather wood and stones and stuff

trips=spawn bear at cave
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Fishing

Trips: a new village is discovered
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Faggot Alien Creatures arrive on the other side of the island and construct their futuristic city with a population of 50,000
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>>699789351
roll
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>>699791161
Reroll
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villagers adapt to feed via photosynthesis
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>>699790980

A new farm is built, the increase in food allows for a larger population. But resources are required to maintain it.

Pop: 20
Resources: 10
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>>699791230
Nice bait faggot for quads maybe
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>>699791230
That escalated quiclky
>>699791161
Reroll
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Fishing
If trips catch a whale
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>>699791639
Reroll
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>>699791050

The man go to explorer the river, they discover sharp rocks that can be used for crafting or making spears. Sadly one man drowns in the currents.

Pop: 19
Resources: 15
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Build road to mountain
Build mine
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>>699791437
niggers breed like rabbits cuz they planted some potatoes?

craft gather stuff
trip raft with a bunch of dead people washes up
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Asexuals, homos and cucks with small penises are killed and removed from the gene pool
Population: 3
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We build axes with the stones to collect lumber wood

trips: we find an old ship in the river
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>>699791955
reroll
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>>699791840
Not enough resources matey
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Invest in woodworking to susta
in the farm and get water fir nearby rivers

Trips: new village
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A disease known as "The Spooblies" spreads between the tribe. 6 people die and 4 people become seriously ill. No cure discovered

Trips: The Disease only kills 5 people
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>>699792015
already win dipshit

gather wood with axes
trips >>699791119
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>>699791955
Build fortifications and training swords to train warriors
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>>699791840
They use up most of their resources to go to the mountain, and eventually craft a mine. But two men die from a sudden rock falling. They do find some rare minerals.

Resources: 3
Pop: 17
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Develop nukes
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Move whole village to go live in the cave
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Dubs: Everyone has a massive orgy and 10 labor new borns are put to work!

Trips: Orgy times 2! 20 new labor babies!
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>>699792299

A ship lands on the island, full of ayylmaos demanding political asylum.
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discover magic by chance and build space shuttle program to flee from island (no resources because magic)
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Start building some kind of boat to explore the seas.
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>>699792447
Roll
For trips nobody dies
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>>699791955

The men use the last of their resources to craft axes and chop down the trees. they work until they collapse from exhaustion.

Resources: 25
Pop: 17
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Build.storage depot
3 ppl go mining
3 collecting wood
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>>699792675
forgot pic
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Set a mining camp near the mine

Trips: iron is discovered
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>>699792592
reroll
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>>699792527
roll
we need to jump start to child labor industry
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>>699792777
HOLY SHIT
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>>699792777
Child labour it is

Dubs work them to the death collecting resources

Trips fuckem and double the pop
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I want this fucking boat to be built.
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>>699792777
20 new labor babies it is!
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>>699792991
reroll
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we train a militia

trips: a small group of men join the village
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>>699792720

The men go mining and gain more resources. Building the storage depot allows for more space but uses some lumber.


Resources: 45
pop: 17
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>>699788222
>Take a shit on the mountain
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Waiting for labour babies op deliver
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OP, can we expect a gif at some point?
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>>699793229
ok just ignore my trips then
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Build a boat.
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>>699793426
Build a bigger boat
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>>699793229
we plant some trees

we crossbreed with birds and become birdpeople like in Wind Waker.
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Build irrigation sistem and start producing rice
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>>699793474
Build a biggerer boat.
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>>699792777
dang

A mega orgy happens, the population doubles in size, along with a new fleet of child slaves. (having slaves might cause a revolt)


Pop: 37
Resources: 45
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>>699793581
set slaves to build boat
shit on top of mountain
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>>699793662
fuggg reroll
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Train and equip police to prevent any social conflicts
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>>699793581
build extra house

trips mine cave in
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da boat plz
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slaves build housing estates like those kids in lego commercials
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>>699793197
reroll but the militia is composed of freed slave
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>>699793716
Reroll
If trips go full military state
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>>699793662
need that boat
reroll
also take a shit on the taller of the two mountains
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Random event

A feral settlement of niggers move in near you...
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>>699793858
>>699793760
we got the boat
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Kill the niggers
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>>699793893
Whites make peace with blacks and start fucking. +10 mulatto shits
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Build irrigazion sistem and grow rice

Lets talk with that mann with the flag in da wood
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>>699793893
>>699793920
Build additional boat in lake
Shit on top of tallest mountain
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>>699793966
quick, easy, perfect
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>>699793966
DOOO ITTTTTT
THIS AIN'T BECOMING AMERICA
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Make a full exploration of the coastline

trips: find a great treasure
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>>699793893
we build some boats

niggers die because of ebola or some shit
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>>699794119
roll
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>>699793760

The civ builds a new boat, so they can travel easily and quickly around the island with deaths. And can fish. It use lots of resources although.

Pop: 37
Resources: 25
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>>699794062
rerollin
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>>699794251
Thank you for the reroll, i'd like to reroll myself
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>>699794309
>>699793966
y u no kill niggers?
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>>699794309
send 10 people exploring behind the mountains
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>>699794119
I will roll for this
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>>699794344
the civ uses some more resources to build a small rowboat for fishing in the lake.

pop: 37
Resources: 15
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Accidental self-nuke
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niggers infect the village with diseases
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>>699794119
roll
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>>699794628
kid with deformated head is born and is the new god
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>>699793966

The men battle with the niggers, it was a decent fight but you just had better technology and more men. ^ lives were lost, but the nigger tribe died.

Pop: 31
Resources: 15
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If dubs: develop nukes

If trips: develop nukes and kill the niggers
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Where is this OP? He said he'd be back
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>>699794895
Use the niggers as food for a lion breeding.
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>>699794895
Niggers get gunpowder/guns
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>>699794799
>>699794895
build scout post
explore entire island
shit in ocean boats crows nest
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>>699794895
Plauge hits
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>>699795098
reroll
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>>699795037
this
>>699795178
reroll
>>
>>699795232
Roll
>>
Mass incest causes inbred children
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>>699795232
Reroll
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>>699795320
lol

>>699795178
re-rizoli and isles
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>>699795320
Reroll
>>
If dubs build a church
If trips aliens comes from space and takes one of the guys to research
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>>699795232
Niggera are immune to plague
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>>699795098
rereroll
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>>699795427
Roll
>>
>>699795427
Reroll
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>>699794799

They explore the coastline and discover two ancient runes next to a stone tablet that read, "The red rune will summon the devil." and "The blue rune will summon god, choose one"

Pop: 31
Resources: 15
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Use fucking dead niggers as food for fucking lion breeding.
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>>699795178
rolan rolan rolan rolan roll ro rolan rolan rolan
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If dubs, Trump becomes president and Hillary rapes your family with a strapon, cackle cackle MMM MMM.
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If dubs more civs come across the sea from far lands
If trips Trump comes from far lands
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>>699795558
>The blue rune will summon god, choose one
I choose the dead gods from the old game
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>>699795558
choose red rune

trips = the runes actually summon infinite cookies
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>>699795320

The inbred children become mad and attack the other civs. Eventually the children are killed but with great loss.

Pop: 25
Resources: 15
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>>699794895
Discover metal working and use resources from mountain to build weapons and armor.

If trips the mountain is a volcano and erupts.
>>
>>699795623
reroll
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>>699795558
red rune
>>
Fuck the rules and choose both
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>>699795859
>>699795890
red
rolling for more resources per turn
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NIGGERS = FOOD -> LIONS
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>>699795859
>This map is shit.
Rolling for plauge
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>>699795558
destroy both tablets
there is no god, there is only man
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If dubs civs creates religion
If trips civs get rekt by religion, and the people from underground take the land
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>>699796169
what would be the name of this religion?
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>>699795890

The red rune is chosen and satan emerges from hell. He is pleased by your evils and mass murders. He offers you a deal, you will receive a great gift if someone ever rolls 77 dubs, but you will be met with a horrific fate if anyone rolls 66 dubs.

Do you take it?

Pop: 25
Resources: 15
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>>699795867
Reroll
>>
>>699796305
roll
>>
>>699796044
OP acutally struggling drawing lions
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>>699796305
of fucking course we take it
>shit in crows nest
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>>699796397
reroll
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>>699796305
challenge accepted
>>
Take it
>>
>>699796464
close
>>699796445
reroll
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If dubs civ create law to protect themselves, but only themselves
If trips Satan comes from hell and gives them The Law (Sacrifices and shit)
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>>699796305
Take the deal. Hail Satan!
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>>699796490
dope
>rolling for resource gathering
>rolling for shit in crows nest of ocean boat
>rolling for dat 77
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>>699796682
fuk reroll
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>>699796044

You use the niggers as lion food. Now you have lions.

Pop: 25
Resources: 15
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>>699795700
You are missing this OP

I take the deal btw
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>>699796682
we're fucked
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>>699796682
Rolling 4 dis
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dubs = just go fishing

trips = sacrifice of 3 men to get infinite cookies
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>>699796490

you take the offer and devil fades away, along with the stones. You hope you never see him again.

Pop: 25
Resources: 15
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>>699792299
Fucking OP...Waste of dubs
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I take the deal

If trips, Satan is killed by God
>>
>>699796732
roll for Lion attack
roll for 66
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>>699796711
Let the lion starve, then release it on Satan.
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>>699797033
fuck, where is Satan?
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>>699796973
Tame wild horses and train cavalry.
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>>699796973
the lions die beause the niggermeat was bad
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>>699797033
satan's gone
>roll for lion attack
>roll for marketplace
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If dubs, civs procreates
If trips, they procreate just with lolis
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