Yall cant do it like Hillary can!!

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>>699755657

>>699756034
It's this real? Is that Bill?

>>699756105

be a retard, brehs

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>>699755657

>>699756105
Nah, bill's penis is smaller than that trust me I would know

>>699755657
Donald Trump is better than hillary. Kill yourself

I'm surprised a woman poised to be the next leader of the free world would degrade herself this way.

>>699755657

Can't do what?

Be a corrupt, lying, paid-for criminal bitch who can't keep a man without letting him sleep around?

If that's the case then I agree

>>699755657
>not posting the song
you had ONE job, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClFOt47H2dg

>>699756625
>implying Hilldog ain't have her own sidepieces

>>699756581
>>699756034

>>699756503

Too bad he's only running to help her win

>>699755657
I honestly hope she drops dead. I really mean it. She is just a terrible, fake person.

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>>699756105

>>699757087
>he's only running to help her win
I keep seeing this meme......and yet nobody can explain how the fuck they could have possibly pulled off something like this. How could they have predicted that Trump could place himself as the Repub nom to be in the position to throw the election?

>>699757813
Who's that

JAVEY PRATT IS A GOD

>>699756804

Mister Beta has spoken.

Hillary 2016, you faggots

Do what like Hillary can? Launder money and provide weapons to ISIS? Lie to congress about why an entire embassy got destroyed?

Putin might be able to make a person or two disappear, but even he cannot get away with an entire embassy disappearing!

>>699758098

lol 12 year old Hillary supporter detected. Mommy took away your trump hat?

>>699755657
Jesus
CTR is in overtime today

Trump might say a lot of stupid shit and is awfully forward about what he'd like to do, but
Hillary DOES the stupid shit, and keeps it behind the scenes, away from you, and panders to couple together voters that she won't give a shit about once elected into power.

I don't like either party, but Hillary is absolutely the worse choice of the two. Even fucking retards know this, isn't that right?
Plz confirm for self-validation.

Guess which name off this list is OP:


http://realtime.influenceexplorer.com/filings/1020148/SB/

(CTR payroll logs)

>>699755657 fuck off Hillshill; /b/ is Trump territory

>>699758203
No, as far as I'm concerned, politicians should exercise tact. And Trump has none.

>>699758448

Exactly, Trump should be held accountable for lying to congress, and even answering "What difference does it make" when asked why those people died on his watch. Completely tactless.

>>699758203

You are spot-on, anon.

>>699758098
>>699756804

he already said that song had nothing to do with Clinton

copied and pasted

>My biggest worry was that some people would think I made this song to refer to the current US presidential race…which would've been pretty lame and transparent, IMO. The song is not about Mrs. Clinton, or any other real life 'Hilary' (for the record, 'Gina Cumberbatch' and 'Kayla Brown' are completely made-up names as well, that aren't based on any real person). And the song certainly has nothing to do with politics when it comes to the lyrics. I don't think I'd ever include politics in a song, especially US politics since I'm not even American. I just wanted to do what has been done thousands of times by many others: make a song that repeats a woman's name several times.

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>>699755657

I bet I can go up stairs better than her, though

>>699758372

speak for yourself, asshole

I don't support either one of those pieces of shit

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Im not a brain dead diaper wearing retard like Hillary though

>>699757869
I feel like it's possible but not probable. His campaign during the primary was pretty solid for a republican base and it got him the nomination but now it seems like he almost doesn't care. He's made so many mistakes in the past couple of weeks that it seems borderline intentional. If Trump wanted to he could have already had this wrapped up because he does genuinely have the charisma to win.
It's also worth noting that Hillary and Trump would have named each other friend before this whole facade of an election and the Donald would definitely be able to see what he would stand to gain even if he were to lose the primary.
Essentially, it would make sense for this to be he case but I don't believe it since there would definitely be leaked e-mails on this subject and I don't believe any have been found

>>699756034
m......moar??

>>699759127
topkek

>>699759127
why is this pic such a big deal anyway? she's old and the men are simply being gentlemen by assisting her up the stairs, so what?

>>699759127
No stairs at the top!

BITCHES

>*seizures intensify*

>>699759796
because if our president's physical health is failing and we're being lied to about it AND we have clear evidence that their mental health is deteriorating WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT THEM IN POWER

>>699755657
Have we really got to put up with this bullshit until November? Why the fuck do you amerifats drag this shit out so long. Fucking hell.

>>699757871
It's dog

>>699759941
>clear evidence
well we don't have that, so...

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>>699756804
New campaign trail song

>>699759796
That's not even it. She slipped on one of the top
steps, and the men just grabbed her to keep her
from falling down. She walks around unassisted
all the time.

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>>699760047

>Trumpeter fire way down in the polls in every state.

>Doing so badly even southern Republican strongholds are now voting democrat

>Morons still think they have a chance for Trump to be elected.

Toppest of keks

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>>699759987

Be mad because your country's events don't matter as much as ours and they don't dominate /b/ like ours do

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>>699760271
OH FUCK GET THE DIAZEPAM QUICK

>>699760271
1) There is no evidence this was a seizure
2) This has been looped to make it seem worse than it was
3) Seizures are physical, not mental, health

>>699755657
What a fucking cunt

>>699760271
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AofJ9KX0NsM

>>699760455
I'm a republican and even I will admit that's a flashlight. Stop being retarded it makes the rest of us look bad.

>>699760373
No, you're just retards for getting so worked up abaout it. I bet you cry at Trump rallies.

Anyway, Clinton / Trump, either way you're fucked.

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>>699756804

>I know a lil girl way out back, her name is Gina Cumberbatch,
>she's the type of woman that'll use a man in a long-term money plan,
>I wouldn't have to lie to kick it, but her lies are the ticket,
>to be a baby mama going to court, trying to collect that child support

>>699760161
What a perfectly timed photo then. Odd that the other photographer didn't immediately react to take a photo of her slipping just in case they didn't catch her. Also odd that no one else seems to have reacted to her slipping. These guys are trained to be ready to react so why aren't they reacting?. Also odd how we've seen other people propping her up in several other photos. Until you can show me video evidence of her slipping on a step you're just making shit up

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>>699760271

>>699760787
It's not making shit up. This happened all the way
back in February, and a reporter said at the time
that they caught her when she slipped. It only
came up again recently because /r/the_donald
is all about taking shit out of context.

>>699760787

To be fair, I remember seeing two separate times where she tripped/slipped and almost fell......so her slipping on a step is believable to me. She can be clumsy.

>>699760688
wtf makes you think it's a flashlight? And even if it is that raises a lot more questions than it answers.

>>699761052
Wtf makes you think it's Diazepam? That's way more of a leap than a pocket flashlight.

>>699761015
Alright. So she's clumsy, negligent, tactless, and a pathological liar. I feel reassured

>>699760969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-m7ZHWOVfs

No wonder the Clinton Foundation spent $20million on trips

>>699761194
I didn't say I thought it was Diazepam (different anon) but there's more reason for her handler to carry around Diazepam at the ready than a fucking pocket flashlight. There's a reason that object is in his hand in that position at that moment. It's not a fucking flashlight

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>>699760688
Obvious attempt at disinformation. Why would someone be carrying a flashlight like that? Why would someone be holding a flashlight like an auto-injector? Also, where do you get a flashlight that looks exactly like a diazepam pen?

>>699761272

The sad this is, all things considered, she's still a better option than Drumpf

>>699755657
It's already been established that if we did it like Hillary did it we'd be sitting in prison right now

>>699759552
Why email each other? I could see the conversation between Trump and Bill now:
>Donny, my wife wants to be president. I'll give you a box of twinkies, three million dollars and a hand job if you fuck up the republican nomination.
>Billy, you're gonna need goggles because this load is gonna ruin your vision
Nigga runs a reality TV show, he's basically a paid actor as it is. He loves fucking with people and yeah, destroying the republican nomination isn't nearly as hard as it sounds.

>>699755657
True. I wish I could kill all my opposition.

>>699761639
>Drumpf
She's not a better option and neither is he. But I hope he wins if it has to be one or the other because he didn't have to cheat to win the fucking primary

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>>699755657
You said it brother

>>699761437
Who gives a shit if she fell tripping over the entrance
to a plane once? I've done that before
>>699761484
Oh ok, thought you were the same guy. But how does
Diazepam make any more sense?
>>699761498
That literally looks just like my pocket flashlight

>>699761894
This post brought to you by CTR

>>699756804
absolute stage 4 cancer.

>>699761862
/thread

>>699761765
Fair enough. The republican voter base wasn't too keen on any of the other nominees in the first place

>>699762077
Bruh I wish. If all CTR shills have to do is respond
to morons with common sense all day, I'd do it in a
heartbeat. I could use the extra dough. I mean I'm
not even talking policy here lol.

>>699761894
Diazepam makes more sense because of the way it's being held and who the tard wrangler holding the damn thing is next to. We've seen her seizing. This would explain why we haven't seen her stroke out yet

>>699755657
Kill yourself nigger.

>>699762398
*You think you've seen her seizing

>>699762551
see
>>699760271

>>699755657
yeah like forget my own name.

You're right. Ill never be able to delete 30,000+ emails in my lifetime... You fucking shill

>>699760271

>showing emotion

lol I was in that thread with that retard yesterday.

hillary shills are in full denial

>>699763232
If that's her "showing emotion" then I'd prefer she have brain damage. You'd have to be a twisted sociopath to think that that's normal human emotion when asked 3 different questions at once (something most people would just shrug off)

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Y'ALL CAN'T DO IT LIKE HILLARY CAN

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>>699763534

Y'ALL CAN'T DO IT LIKE HILLARY CAN

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>>699763581

Y'ALL CAN'T DO IT LIKE HILLARY CAN

>>699755657
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>>699763642

Y'ALL CAN'T DO IT LIKE HILLARY CAN

So what are all you Trumpfags gonna do when he loses
by 10+ points in November? You must understand
that he'll never climb his way out of this hole...

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>>699763683

Y'ALL CAN'T DO IT LIKE HILLARY CAN

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>>699763534
>>699763581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCDzRtZLUkc

who cares? At least she didnt say """""""""'mean things"""""""""" like Trump

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>>699763763

Y'ALL CAN'T DO IT LIKE HILLARY CAN

>>699763744
what are you Shills gonna do when Hillary strokes out on the debate stage? Who's going to pay your rent then?

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>>699763828

Y'ALL CAN'T DO IT LIKE HILLARY CAN

>>699763862
Not a shill, just hate Trump. She's obviously not gonna
stroke out at the debates because Trump's gonna duck.

>>699763904
this one always makes me chuckle

>>699758372
thats /pol/ you fucking retard

>>699763977
Well I don't support the Donald, just can't stand Killary. She's obviously not going to make it through one term without being assassinated or stroking out (especially with the /pol/lacks talking about bringing noisemakers and strobe lights to her live events) because no one supports her without having to be paid for it

>>699763776
Due process, the prosecution fucked up.

>>699756804

A guy who calls himself Mr. Beta, likes Hillary.

The material writes itself.

>>699764233
Not to be sexist, but women typically have a better hip alignment for shooting while standing. She's about as scary as George Bush Sr, former FBI head.

HAHAHAHAHA
Trumpfags mad cuz the latest polls show him way below Madam President
The dream is over, you clowns
Bow down to your new Queen

>>699764233
I don't like her either, but I still think she's better than Trump. I'm in a safe blue state though, so I'm voting third party.

>>699764892
what the fuck does hip alignment for shooting while standing have to do with her getting killed or stroking out? Hillary has power, money, and influence and that's what makes her scary

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>>699764980

>>699765348
>implying Trump doesn't also have these things
Kek

>>699765457
trump may have tons of money and influence. but he has absolutely no political power at all, not yet at least

>>699756804

Fuck Clinton, but honestly this shit kinda bangs

>>699765606
So you'd rather have a president with no political power? Lol

>>699765728
I don't think I was saying that

>>699765728
I'd rather have a president who isn't suspected of having over 40 people killed for having evidence of the full extent of their corruption

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>>699756105

>>699755657
that's like saying i can't melt in a pile of salt like a slug can

>>699766121
She's "suspected" by absolute lunatics with no evidence whatsoever. Nobody involved in the criminal justice system thinks she's responsible for any murders.

God this election is depressing as fuck.

>>699766447
You can believe whatever you want but when someone gets murdered the day before they testify against someone with as much power as Clinton you have to wonder. When it happens to 40+ people all revolving around the same person you have a series of events that only a deluded fucking retard would ignore

LMAO http://misuenotuvoto.com

>>699762260
>Common sense.
>Claims flashlight looks literally like a diazepam pen.
Nigger.

>>699757087

you, sir, are a moron.

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>>699767302
Are you retarded?

>>699766777
I just typed a rant on facebook outlining every bad quality about both main party candidates and now I just feel deflated. I can't wait for WW3 now. At least after all the humans are gone something else might be able to do a better job

>>699767028
Let's not forget about Bill 'accidentally' running into Loretta Lynch..... and only talking about grandchildren for over 30 minutes, right before her judgment.


The corruption is unreal.

>>699759127
I will never not laugh at this

>>699767640
Looks nothing like the one pictured. Good job, cuck. You are a fucking joke. Look at the picture and tell me where the lens is on that other "flashlight", holy shit.

>>699760271
I need context......

>>699767826
The place where the lens would be is completely
obscured by the shadows. Are you really that dumb.

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>>699767966
she had a seizure when talking to reporters
Hence she has not done a press conference in 300+ days now
Basically media = gives her seizures

>>699767966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzCQg94oOmk

12-13 seconds.

>>699768246

holy lel

>>699768028
>The lens is as dark as the rest of the flashlight and doesn't reflect light.

Good job, cuck.

>>699766777

trips check

This has to be the first US election in a long time where most people are only 'supporting' one candidate as a way of saying the other one is worse.....as opposed to supporting the candidate because they actually LIKE that candidate better

Most people who rooted for Obama did it because they liked him, not because they thought McCain or Romney were the worse of two evils. I guarantee you most Trump 'supporters' just really hate Hillary more, and vice versa.

>>699768827
Someone doesn't know how angles work lmao

>>699759127
So? She is a grandmother... the fuck is your point?
You realize one of our best presidents was in a wheelchair, right?

>>699763581
So she did her job?

>>699769356
If you mean FDR, that is debatable. But, a side question. Do you believe that Reagan was too old to be president?

>>699769572
Exactly. Some people are too stupid to get it lol

>>699763904
Why does this matter?

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even on /b/ Hillary is winning right now

proof

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>>699755657

Hillary died June 27, 2016.
Her ashes are in a blue/yellow urn in TN.

>>699769710
Not the same guy, but I don't think Reagan was too OLD to be president, but the second time around I'm not convinced he was mentally there enough.

>>699759559

c'mon bruh.....

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>>699770239

>>699770039

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>>699756804

I liked the beta track better
This is too 80s sounding

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/08/03/fox-news-poll-clinton-leads-trump-by-10-points-both-seen-as-flawed.html

>>699769776
one of her many lies, you fool

>>699769729
she volunteered for the case. It wasn't thrown on her desk. And laughing about it after the fact is sociopathic behavior. It's not that she did her job. It's that she obviously took pleasure in it

>>699770841
>fox news

>>699755657
Malfunction? Short circuit?

>>699760500
Robots don't get seizures... But they do short circuit sometimes and malfunction.

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>>699755657
>Rothschild
If you mean break the law and get away with it, your right

>>699761194
>>699761894

Who the fuck holds a flashlight between their index and middle finger?

>>699760500
There's no evidence? It was sudden and erratic movement induced by sensory overload from several reporters talking to her at once. There is no other explanation and you can see where the gif loops but in the unedited video it was a solid 12 seconds of her tweeking out. Seizures are caused by illness, brain damage, or abnormal brain development. Remember the blood clot in her brain.

>>699771245
Yeah, but if even Fox News says Hillary's up big...

>>699771115
But I don't care who she's named after. It affects nothing.

>>699772185
Which medical school did you graduate from?