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hey /b/, femanon here ;D I'm just reminding all of the

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hey /b/, femanon here ;D

I'm just reminding all of the guys here that the average woman including me have difficulty cumming when we're fucking. And I strongly believe it's because the average sized penis is just too skinny and short to viably fill up an average girl's vagina. You guys should be educated to know that the vagina elongates up to 8 inches when we're horny, and there are plenty of nerve endings too deep in the vagina, not just at the opening, I hate it when average guys keep talking for us and saying that there is no feeling in the back of the vagina.

So please average boys, do us average girls a favor and just learn how to make us cum by using your tongue and fingers, because that skinny little dick which like 90 percent of you have is just too small for us.

So please fuck off, we like talking about big dicks for a reason, it's because we like cumming! ;)

And to any boys who's gonna post "girls do like small dicks", please fuck off, you don't speak for women as you don't know what having a vagina feels like you fucking retard.
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Yay or nay?
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>>699684367
sigh
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fucking hell op
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>>699684367
land whale or virgin 12 years old detected. I hurt my girlfriend if I go too deep in certain angles (leg resting in curled arms and stuff) and my penis is 6 inches long.
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lick anus hole butt
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>>699684367
OP is cancer
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>>699684691
>pencil dick
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>>699684367
>>699684691
>that feel when he can't see the photoshop on the stickynote
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>>699684367
fucker
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>>699684367
>hey /b/, femanon here ;D
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>>699684367
Well, you got me.
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>>699684367
"tight pussy"
>Needs 8 inches minimum
alright
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>>699684367

Is 7 inches long with a 5 inch girth good?
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>>699685104
>>699685142
So that's how you guys really feel? Ok :/
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>>699684367
> fat girls
I like cumming too OP, where's my justice?
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>>699684367

k
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>>699684367
well
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>>699685282
>>699685277
>>699685184
>>699684992
Not reading the whole note
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Well, you can blame your prissy ancestors because this is what their natural selection came up with. Suck it up or gtfo
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>>699685282
It's decent.


6 Inches long 4.5 Inch girth is meh.
6.5 Inches long 4.8 inch girth is decent.
7. inch long 5.1 inch girth is good
7.5 inch long 5.4 inch girth is very good
8 inches long 5.8 inch girth is fantastic
anything higher is just you know, better than fantastic
anything shorter than 6 inches long is boring
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>>699685470
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>>699684367
>Uses "viably"
>Woman

Sure
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>>699684367

dude fuck you
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>>699684367
Shiet
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If u wanna come, stop banging dudes with erectile disfunction.
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https://discord.gg/qpxTY

4chn discord
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Jeezus what a shit shop.
I can do better and I just pirated Photoshop 2 hours ago
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>>699684367
fucking nigger
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>>699684367
kys
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I'm only 6" long with 6" girth. I suppose that makes me a BETAFAG, probably why my relationships typically only last 3years, and my marriage only lasted 2.
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>>699684367
B8
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>>699684367
jko
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stale
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:(
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It's not about size

2 of the women I've had sex with had this happen to them

>one started crying from pain when they put their legs on my shoulder(let's you go deeper)
>one started bleeding from a tear, no we checked for stds, her gynecologist suggested we take it easier in bed

Size if anything, hurts, and makes sex slower, yes some women can handle it but at the heat of the moment that's not really something you want to concern yourself with

Getting a woman to cum is easy

>talk dirty to her
>moan
>moan her name
>kiss her a lot and all over
>play with her clit at all times, do it in rhythm to your thrusts, i.e. Don't go dj hero on her clit if you're going slow

Source: sex for me is over when the woman can no longer go because their Vaginas too sensitive from cumming a lot
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>>699684367
Um rules are rules bitch... time stamp with sharpie in pooper
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>>699686115
>your mother will die meme right on the note
>still complains that he can spot a photoshop

like come on man, how retarded are you?
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>>699685377
Timestamp or leave you waste of space
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Reminder that size matters.

Women fucking want 8 inches.
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>>699685727
By girth are we meaning circumference?
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>>699684367
b8d
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>>699684367
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>>699684367
gr8 b8 m8
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>>699684367
your pussy isn't tight enough for my 8 inch dick sorry.
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>>699686331
Whoop whoop we got a trooper here
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555
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wat
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>>699684367
post more
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>>699685727
By girth are we meaning circumference?
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hey girls. white man with a small dick here.

I pay women to fuck me and they don't worry about cumming because they are pros.

life's good.
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>>699684367
fuck off
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>>699685727
Look at a rectangle with a length of 4 unit and a width of 3 units, round the edges and tell me the ratio is what you thought it was.
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>>699684367
>>bitch forgot timestamp
>>most likely not even bitches pic
>>bitch too dumb to to follow such simple rules and just wants to bitch around because fat ugly bitch only gets omegas and manlets
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>>699684367
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>>699687284
yes

>>699687408
around the dick, not across, look up terms you don't understand before you say something stupid
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>>699684367
this copypasta is still going? god this place is so old.
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>>699684367
nice tits . more
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Fuck
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>>699684367
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>>699684367
Smalldick here. Just a reminder to all femanons here that we don't give two shits if you cum or not.

/thread
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>>699686868
68
68
68

holy shit.
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>>699686868
Witnessed
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>>699688018
lol, good luck with that.
so fucking pathetic
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my partners dick is bigger then 8 inches and i have yet to cum.. in saying that its the best sex ive ever had. i do not like small penises. however i dont care if you do have a small penis alot of women dont find size a priority
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>>699684367
Apparently you fuck guys who have never heard of a "clit." I feel sorry for you femanon.
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>>699684367
femanon here I agree with OP.....oral is the only way I cum
but I don't think it's because of little dicks....I think it's just where most of my feeling is.
My man has a decent dick maybe slightly above average...if we fuck and I'm in control, I can possibly cum if I'm extremely horny and rub my clit against him while fucking. otherwise, he has to go down.

if a guy doesnt do oral, it's a deal breaker. also, starting with a full body/sensual massage is huge bonus points
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>>699684367
mmk
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>>699688840
guys who dont give head but expect head are the worse kind of people lol
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>>699689003
true story lmao.
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>>699688494
>triggered
You're so cute. Try again, baby cheeks.
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>>699684367
Female orgasms are not a requirement for sex.
If you have one, great, if not, what the fuck do I care?
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>>699684367
i fucking hate going on here but i keep coming back
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>>699689255
in that case why the fuck should a woman care if you cum during sex.. same thing dude
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k
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>>699689255
This guy gets it. Give him a fucking beer.
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>>699684367
Nice one faggot
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>>699684367
Fake.
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>>699689451
>>699689255
you guys should fuck each other since you clearly prefer men cumming over women
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>>699684367
Ffuck
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>>699684367
Kys OP
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Nice asshole OP. Thanks for telling the truth and keep at it.
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>>699684367
222
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shit.
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>>699684367
kys
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>>699685727
Advice from a pipesmoker. Why should anyone give a fuck about what you have to say?
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Hahaha a virgin dude wrote this shit. Women don't like big dick bc it's uncomfortable and everyone has avg size
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>>699685727

Oh so I'm 0.1 inches away on my girth from being good then? Fuck you
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:(
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Average girls don't get on /b/
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>>699689657
>gets even more triggered
I just came again. What were you saying?
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Heck well i'll be damned I failed in your trap OP
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y do i even go on this site all ppl do is post this same shit. i want the 4chan i used to go on back where everyone isnt posting the same shit with reply or someone will die. idk bout the rest of u but im sick of this shit
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>>699684367
Listen click bait, if you lost some weight, you could probably get it in further.
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>>699690133
why are you even mad?
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>>699684367
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Please go end it
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fell for this AGAIN
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>>699690688
Because pipesmokers don't speak for women. Shit posting is fucking stupid.
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Good...
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zzrot based
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>>699684367
maybe the guy can't stay hard after touching those hairy fuckin arms
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>>699684367
you fuck
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>>699684367
fgt
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>>699685727

>coalburner
>thinks its opinion is relevant

Yeah okay.
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>>699684367
i knew it
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>>699684367
so 90% of american women have a blown out whore vagina.
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>>699684367
ok
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>>699684367
What is this? Bait hour? First the "We has white women" thread now this.
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A woman deserves nothing more than what she can get in her mouth. Why should I get a shitty blowjob?
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>>699684367
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>>699685727
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Yea no sweetheart, you're not a femanon. The vagina is 4 to 6 inches long when the lady is horny. Otherwise it's 3 to 5 inches. I had a buddy who was fairly gifted, 7 and a half inches long and pretty girthy, his girlfriend was in pain during sex the first few times just because he was trying to shove his whole dick in when there wasn't any space in there.

Source: he fucked my faggot ass too
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>>699684367
Huge cock
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>>699684367
Fuck u faggot
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>>699684367
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>>699693626
Can confirm. 8" anon that wears a sz 14 shoe. It's been more trouble than its worth. I end up with roasties and sluts instead of a decent chick. I'm damn near 30 years old. I'm half MGTOW and half Redpill at this point. I don't want to live the rest of my life with a banged out slut, but I don't want a sleeve of a wizard for a wife either. Wat do?
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>>699684367
You know its bad when you can just look at the fucking thumnale and know what its going to fucking say, fucking cunt
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>>699684367
Fag
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not this shit again
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ok
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Cmon mang
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...
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fuck u
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why
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>>699684367
haha no
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>>699684367
k
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>>699684367
peer-reviewed paper plz
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>>699684367
DOES NO-ONE SEE SHELDON THE COOPSTER IN THE STICKY NOTE?!

Bazinga mother fuckers
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>>699684367
I'll rape you with my 4 inch dick and you'll feel it.
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>>699684367
3
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Hi
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>>699684367
:c
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>>699684367
"Hey /B/"
"8 inches or above"
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>>699684367
when i fuck 13 year olds with my 9 inch dick they always complain its too big.
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>>699684367
No
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this is a new trend.
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T
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>>699702236
V&
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NIGGER FAGGOT
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>>699684367
Nice pasta, but nobody gives a shit if women cum or not.
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'
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>>699684367
niggerdragons
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I was groomed to eat pussy by my lesbian exgirlfriend, made that cheating whore cum every time.
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>>699685727
This photo should be made into a billboard at the entrance to a small town.
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>>699684367
Nice photshop anon, but no one believes you, the photoshop images may be the reason.
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>>699684367
You got me
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>>699689387

Because he will always cum before she can, and who doesn't want to try and cum?
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>>699684367
THE CANADIAN SHITPOSTER STRIKES AGAIN
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<3
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nice ass doe
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>>699703913
:^)
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>>699684367
fuk you
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Sigh
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>>699684367
nice post it
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kms
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>>699684367
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OP please post moar
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Damnit
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>>699684367
And women need to be in the fucking kitchen and shut there god damn mouths cause that pussy is used to pop out Aryan supermen not for feeling good you dumb race mixing commie Jew
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>>699684367
You clever shit
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shoot
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e
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>>699685727
Ah yes race mixing women have fun with Jerome and half nigger baby that will die by 18 from robbing a store
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feggat
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>>699684367
women can cum?
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>>699705268
legit I was sexting my girlfriend-at-the-time a while back saying shit about her cum and she said something like "girls don't cum we get wet"
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No... as a "gifted" anon I can tell you. I have nerver gotten to use the full site of min. Only the first 7 inches.
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solo respondo porque no quiero que se muera mi mamá
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>>699684367
Another girl here, are you american/ otherwise uneducated/ retarded? I love big uncut cock but cumming from penetration has nothing to do with size but being able to hit the inner g spot (which is maybe a fingers length in)
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>>699707082
I fingered my ex and hit her g spot and she got so wet, I wish I were still with her
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>>699684367
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Fucker....
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You cum quicker when we make you relive childhood trauma, also easier than a long oral sesh

So I'll just keep choking you and calling you worthless because it seems to work better but thanks
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Ugh
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Fuck. This is obviously bait
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My 6.5 inch dick makes my girlfriend explode.

What kind of cavernous whore must you be to basically need a fist to get off?
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>>699684367
so whats the deal yo
you always hear about the 6 inchers because apparently thats average and you always hear about the 8 inchers because thats "ideal"
wheres the love for us inbetweeners. Lets hear it for those 7 inch dicks out there
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>>699684367
rofl fuck
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>>699684367
not today mom, not today
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>>699684367
.
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>>699684367
fgt
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>>699684367
qDRddasdsa
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>>699684367
Jdhhd
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>>699684367
Intresting approach.
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>>699684367
dhgncc
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Giws?
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shit
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Funny thing actually, Orgasmic Stimulation is achieved via The clitoris, Not vaginal cavity. Liar.
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I'm not even 8" tho.
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>>699684367
Fucking faggot
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>>699684367
Xaxa
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All 171 of you looked at my penis god you guys are faggots.
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>>699684367
But why?
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7.2 length 5.3 girth?
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>>699684367
>he/she thinks I am not a gigantic lier
>he thinks pussy doesn't fall for the bait all the time
>he thinks 80% of the women are not trash
>he isn't pump and dumping one night stands
jokes on you fagget
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>>699684367
fu
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>>699684367
Meh.
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>>699684367
K
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>>699684367

Fuck you
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My gf has never had a problem cuming when we have sex... she actually cums before I'm even close to
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>>699684367
This thread again...
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>>699684367

>legit 9 inches by 6 inches
>can only ever fit the top half of my dick in the girl
>girl always complains the next day i hurt her

everything you say is bullshit
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>>699684367
nice fake timestamp, faggot
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