BETA/CRINGE THREAD: MR. BETA EDITION
will dump the few good ones i have.............
http://xhamster com/movies/919861/ brittney_skye_and_24_year_old_virgin.html
he looks like fucking jewfag theater major
Forward to 1:39...
It's faggots like this who always end up crying about being bullied……never realizing that they provoke it by doing dumb, immature shit like this in front of people
This belongs in a gore thread, motherfucker...
You say he's her cousin.....someone else a while back said he's her brother.....her post calls him her "bff" which means he may or may not be related to her.....
I don't know what to believe.....
I feel so sorry for these people. Imagine being hired to do voice acting for what seems to be an innocent cartoon, and thinking the show's fans will be nothing but little kids…..instead it's a bunch of smelly, socially-awkward virgin manchildren who will stop at nothing to meet you every chance they get and ask you a bunch of autistic questions, forcing you to tolerate their virgin aura. There's no way they get paid enough to deal with that.
i dont have a pic, but i have some real life cringe/beta stories:
1: an ex-friend of mine lost his virginity at 23 to an unconsious mentally retarded girl. she also had a limp and only 3 fingers on her left hand.
2: the same ex-friend of mine was at a Club and started grinding on this old hag. that made him cum in his pants, so he threw out his underwear in the Clubs bathroom and as he drove home, he had to stop on a busstop to jerk off.
3: the same ex-friend, was trying to get into a Club. (dressed like shit, as he allways did).
the bounder told him that he wasnt dressed for the Club.
2 weeks later he returned With New clothes.
the bouncer didnt say a Word. he just pointed the flashlight at his shoes and started to laugh.
4: the same ex-friend was on his way home from a Club and two black men attacked him. they used a chokehold on him. he passed out.
when he woke, he got home and called the police.
the police took his shirt as they found something that could be used as evidence on it.
Turned out it was semen, and the men were illegal immigrants and impossible to trace.
5: then we have another ex-friend of mine. we were out drinking and we got a couple of Girls to og home With us.
it was a 1 room Apartment and as i was gonna have sex, i sent him out of the room.
2 hours later he returned. i had sex With both the Girls in his bed, and we had all fallen asleep.
when he saw that we were sleeping in his bed, i sent him out to get us refreshments and a pack of condoms. he did.
6: the same dude lost his virginity at 24. he went out With a girl for 8 months before he even kissed her. (and i got him that girl).
how they are living together. she has forced him to be vegan and he hates his life.
honestly i think he will opt out of life within a few years.
>Ethnicity: Jew?(hope not!)
MY FUCKING SIDES BRUUUHHH
Shit man... This fucking pic.
At first I thought it was just a kid at his birthday party and the parents just wanted to get a picture of him by himself, maybe with everyone else at the party just outside the frame.
But those glasses on the table with the party poppers still on top...
hahaha my favorite part of these threads is where there are people with legitimate autism that genuinely don't understand why you can't publicly announce to girls that you masturbate to them.
the way the bf specifically says "gf" makes me think charm isnt related to her. he would know if theyre cousins or siblings, he would have just said, "thanks for buying this car for her"