Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Okay, this is just fucked up. You need help man. If this is how you spend your nights I feel bad for you. If you want someone to talk to I'll give you my goddamned phone number if it helps. Hell, I'll buy you a damn plane ticket and a night on the town if it gets you to do something else. Lets be friends! Lets be social! Let's get out and do something for a change! You don't need to live your life like this.
Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled it's way into his mighty throat
Stardew valley dating was the shit, it wasn't much of a sim I would say kek
>You already explained why
I don't know her story tbh what happened?
Home made is nice too, although I have no idea how to
>I don't actually know the menu
Penny is the best waifu.
>Lets be friends
I don't want friends
>Lets be social!
>Let's get out and do something for a change
I would rather not
just meat in a pan with seasoning. its like an icee thing
You want to urinate on my seeds?
>That won't help them grow much I don't think.
>But feces might~
Penny's dad left her and her mom.
>Her mom promptly became an alcoholic and they started living in a trailer.
>Her mother use to drive the town bus, but that shit got fucked.
>She picked up a job teaching the two local kids for cash to support herself and her mom.
>Her mom is a bit of a bitch and shits on her a bit
>She does all the house work too
>In one cutscene you help her out and her mother gets kinda pissed off at you for it.
>but later you find out that she was just embarrassed about the whole mess
Penny also says a bit of depressing lines
>Every time she seemed sad I would go and find her something nice.
>Once I spent an entire day in the fuckin mines to find her an Emerald because they're one of her favourite things
I'm a pretty devoted dude.
I didn't realize how uh... unclear it was who I was talking about so I'm gonna clarify
>Penny does all the housework, teaches part time, and gets shit on by her mother
>Her mother basically drinks all the time out of depression.
>Her mother is actually a decent person and is embarrassed about their state of living.
You vs your Waifu in Guitar Hero.
The song is Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce.
That's the spirit, need a commitment with it. Although it was easier to sweat before the nerf but no biggie. The hammer fanning combo is still there. Got the white one yesterday, pretty neat.
Bummer, got anything for it?
I guess the real reason is I'm lazy and I just want fast food
>You made me hungry
Hey man whats up
Damn that's pretty sad indeed
I haven't played that game nearly enough.
>I even forgot who I decided to marry
Kek I'm an idiot.
How much hours did you put into that shit?>>699346041
I understood it's fine
Probably she I've never played guitar hero
His parents are a mess. They should kick his ass out
This person better start being productive. How could anyone feel fulfilled by being a void is beyond me.
I wish this person starts some reflection pronto. The sooner they realize that the shit theyre doing isn't cute, the sooner theyll get sorter
i could only survive it on hard so im pretty sure i lose
then get some food
>I win because Penny is very clumsy and would mishit keys.
>But I would probably let her win because it would be cute to see her happy.
Currently: 82 hours ^^
I originally wanted to marry Leah but then I met Penny and started talking to her every day and realized that I wanted her in my life.
>It was pretty easy because she was always somewhere in my path when I was on my way to the mines.
Nope just pain. I'm hoping it goes away.
There will be so many heists for you by the time you get back in
True, but i feel like hes still the best offensive hero right now
I'm back from tenderizing myself, tovarshchi.
Oh yea I remeber Leah being pretty awesome. I think I never really talked to penny a lot
That's lot of hours btw
Any other games you're so devoted to?
But I'm so comfy in bed
Life sure is hard
>Doritos or salted peanuts?
I can't take these choices anymore
I got Pocky from the store.
then dont move. have someone get them if you can.
Sucks, hope it does as well. Sleep usually fixes everything.
So much farming as well, worth the time though. Either him, the weeb, or the edgelord. Depends on what you like.
I don't know what's going on but fuck you mei.
If this post ends in a 6, you must let artificial intelligence rate your Waifu.
Why do people like Pocky?
just change the subject and ignore the no life. Do them a favor, if they're indeed your friend, which I highly doubt, tell them to get their shit together. There's no signs of care evident. Don't just have a happy jerkfest and resume, make the damn place worth something. Talk to the fucker you twats.
I have 946 hours in GMOD.
285 in CS:GO
100 in CS:S
and so far 39 hours in Rainbow Six Siege.
I've also put 109 hours into Fallout New Vegas
I personally like it because its just a creamy chocolate/strawberry/other various flavours covered stick of tastiness. ^^
Galil, you stole my double 6's. I'll never forgive you.
However, I agree with you on the Pocky meme. It's cheap chocolate and cheap wafer/cracker-stick-bobber, nothing special.
I do love sleep. hows relaxing going?
What's up with my favourite jew lover?
>Not available in your country
Too late, it's 3:30 night time and I already got something
>I wish I had a slave
I already got Pringles, my mom always buys the best shit
>Comming to my parents' house this break was the best decision I ever made
Also see above
Did it anyway for shits and giggles.
>That was the only picture that worked.
>I wish I had a slave
Next poster to get dubs is your slave.
maybe find the right person then
I'm doing it anyway because I fucking love AI.
u mad wite boi?
ALSO NONE OF MY FUCKING PICTURES WORK GOD DAMN IT
You and me both. It's been going great, actually putting me to sleep honestly heh. Might have to play a game or something.
Its so easy to farm in the game now, it shouldnt be a problem friendo
I feel like hes the best one
Im off for now, time to game
>implying I'm white
They'll enslave the fuck out of you.
>Almost 1000 hours in gmod
How even? I can't play that for more than 100 hours
That's an impressive library though.
YOURE MY SLAVE BOY>>699348707
I found galil
Claiming Yuuki, how's it going?
doooo it. I'd say get No man's sky from TPB and check it out. It's meh but a fun and cool concept, while it lasts
It's going alright. How about yourself?
pretty sure galil would lead an armed revolt
They're nothing amazing.
They're in american Walmart's.
It's amazing. Here we have a group of posters. All are merry and gay although no one really cares for one another. It's bad for me to assume you represent the whole thread. It's bad that you lot aren't truly connected. It's just a jerkfest and shame on those who are hesitant to connect with the posters. You come here everyday and talk to these individuals for nothing.
Forget it, I'm pissing off.
According to th AI pic related is a nice looking 27 year old woman
Will you be a nice master?
Also I got 1400 hours in Insurgency in just a year and a half.
More than can be said for Tomoko, who will just lead an armPITed revolt.
Does that joke work?
Everything is pretty meh (as always) But i just catch a Magmar in Pokemon Go, so i'm really happy
I play a LOT of TTT
>Plus I like to dick around and set up battles with different NPCs
Also I've owned that game since, 2011 I think.
>Many a year I spent backstabbing my friends.
>I have over 200 games.
I've got 20 hours in only a year~
>I don't have a lot of friends who play it so I forget that I like playing it.
What was that last league game. I just had our team dominate while their Vel support kapt shouting VAYNE WILL MAKE YOU CRY.
>me as tanky Morg support
>I still outfarmed their entire team
I laughed at this one
Yeah I've had GMod for 3 years I think, hit 2000 just before my PC died.
Any of you want to play some night ops on Battlefield 4. (Xbox one)
>RIP PC. Nevar4get.
That reminds me
>In another two months I'm gonna have to replace my laptop's hard drive.
I will make it work, there are plenty of people in history who made Jewish slaves
I meant the song, but the snack as well I guess
I will treat you very well baby
That's a lot galil. Are you okay?
You liked it so much?
Okay you having it so long kinda eases it a bit
How even. I know there are a lot of steam games but after a while they just start being really bad
Tfw my hard disk just died and now I need to wait on my laptop being fixed
>Haven't properly gamed in 5 weeks
I would if my Xboner was hooked on and I had subscription on, kek.
Sales, so many sales.
>Plus there are a lot of *Decent* games out there
Pic related is my desktop with all of my installed games with icons
>There are 99 game icons and then the Recycling Bin. Kek.
>There's zero fucking organization aside from the fact that I know where everything is.
I had not seen any.
So i Really think so
is this what you were on about?>>699350154
couldnt you just find someone thats submissive.
Here's the song, should work.
oh ok. I don't play Pokemon GO. battery is garbage as it is lol
I never switched waifus. I'm the OG hamakaze
No, I just made the joke because Tomoko's armpits are often brought up by a lot of posters, and I'm not saying this is exclusive to /waifu/
Over Mai dead body.
Well the game just melts my baterry, but is pretty nice to play.
You find so many people playing
Is just worth losing all your battery
First thing I notice
My man, I really enjoyed that game
Also I rate your desktop 1/10 pls clean its giving me the creeps
Like you? I mean you're a lazy shit so you probably wouldn't do anything as well
>Galil seems energetic
Did you just upload this?
Also it's nice, the beat is really good
No idea what you're talking about. The day I joined I knew no one. You might be mistaking me for someone else.
Just be careful not to get mugged, ok?
I just remembered I have a portable charger. but either way I can't really bring myself to play. I'm not into pokemon as much anymore. I'd rather just play Super Metroid or something. super easy to do on android too
No, I'm not. And of course you wouldn't admit it here if you did, but worth an ask. I've been onto you, so don't think no one noticed. I'm very well informed and very observant.
Yes I did. TunesToTube is quite convenient. I love 80's hip-hop beats, I agree with you.
You do you famalam. But since I have you, who did you think I was?
>I plan on doing some manner of organization at some point.
>I just never get around to doing it.
I think my main problem is that I don't know how I want to organize it.
80% of the time playing is with the phone in the pocket or with friends.
Really hard be careful when using the phone btw
>Have a portable charger
Comon is really fun, find some friends and go play, i have forced myself to learn all the 151 pokemons, by the name again just to play this
I am extremely energetic half the time, but lazy the other half.
Also slavery seems like it wouldn't really work for me so I may end up making a gun and shooting you
ah ok then.
anything as in work or stop you
That's not me. I don't enjoy animal abuse.
None of my friends play it though :C we already play a shit ton on the computer so there isn't much point lol
why does the cat stuff in this thread bother me so much the doggo stuff aint so bad but the cats man god im so weak I need to get stronger
I might pay you in natura
>This might be a Dutch saying
I guess both, which wouldn't work anyway
Also I'm tired as fuck guys. I'm going to sleep now excuse me for not answering everything with this last post my eyes are collapsing as I type this