Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>699114354
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKH8NuXV8M
Penny Claim!
>>699124396
It's fine, no biggie really.
When I fall asleep is rather unpredictable at best. Sometimes I'll get home and be out, other times I'll be up till like, 10 or later.
>>699124699
I think if I came up with a rough design, you'll probably like it.
>>699125049
I'm starting to think that may be a bit true, considering how many people I like/like me...
>I don't know how I feel about it though.
>>699126049
FoxGun.
>Wew bike was getting really hot on the ride home.
>I'm for sure getting a better handle on it now, it doesn't feel like such a landbarge now.
Ah. Beat me by a literal second. Oh well. I was afk, apologies for being slow.
SLOW
Claimed.
>>699126640
Cat snuggling, feelsgoodman
It was about 10 hours later than now, time difference and such.
I guess he wasn't you because he wasn't really animal friendly
>Claim
>>699128019
If it was the "I'd throw your dog out the window" that was me.
>>699127593
Holy shit Black Lagoon extras? I need yo watch those Black Lagoon was like my 3rd favorite anime, its /k/ as fuck dude.
>TFW you will never have those sweet sexy inox 92FS'
Fug.
>>699127875
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
Literally you.
>>699128013
Howdy, Slavhank.
>>699128248
Galil, I gotta question. In the Upotte!! universe, would gun laws have developed differently?
>>699128362
I'd suppose that if you were a gun, you'd be allowed to own yourself.But I'm not a lawyer or anything.
>>699128248
Yeah same
>Fuckin love Black Lagoon
>Ghost In The Shell and Black Lagoon are my two favourite animes at the moment.
>Mmm dem 92FS
>>699128362
>Guns Are People Too.
Fuck every lazy turd in this thread.
>>699127847
>From the other thread
I think I'm gonna watch it, everyone seems to love it
>>699127875
Will you show us when it's done?
>>699128248
Well then fuck you :^)
>It was crowded and I was sleepy so I wondered
Any plans for the day?
>>699128362
Hey mercy
>>699128579
God damn
>>699128563
I'm not baking anymore unless this ISP implements some method to renew IP.
First
>>699128579
;^) OK.
Im probably just going to chill all day, I don't feel very good.
>Tsun Yun can't handle the bantz
>>699128563
I'll just pull the 'im a newfag' excuse again.
>>699128248
>Eagles doing corkscrews
Delicous. And ya, pretty much.
>>699128579
The design? Of course!
>>699128724
Afraid of bans?
What a pussy.
>>699128815
Nope >>699119188
>TFW someone on /k/ has made a bunch of "AK sucks lel" threads
Why.
>>699128579
Yeah its pretty great.
>The spooky stories one was probably my second favourite.
>>699128724
>Not using a VPN or a dynamic IP
>PLEB :^]
>>699129071
>WHO THE FUCK?!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699129071
Ak = glock for spuds
I kid, I kid.
>>699128501
I'm talking more about control laws. How fucking different would LA be if they were forced to acknowledge weapons as people? Also, I'm still confused about the nature of it. Is Galil the anthropomorphic embodiment of every Galil of her particular type, or does each and every one have its own soul nigh identical?
>>699128521
If only.
>lay in bed with Enfield, talk shit about Huns
>talk about how they used to be redpilled, based as fuck and they're now a nation of cucks
Yes please.
Claimed. So how are you guys doin', this fine evening?
>>699129189
Top tier
>>699128815
Aquila > I-26 > Warspite
>>699128993
You're the massive pussive.
Anyway, right now you hold the tools to become the most hated anon once again, all you have to do is delet this.
>>699129126
Find me a free VPN that doesn't get insta banned on 4chan.
I had dynamic IP my whole life and feel like it's something everyone should have in 2016, but this fiber connection service simply doesn't have it.
>>699129249
I don't know, I'm too dumb for this and its time for drinking, not for thinking.
>>699129508
Can't you just turn your router off and back on?My old one let me do that to change IP.
>>699129249
>I want me a qt3.14 Slav AK with that Ukraine accent
>Talk about how much better things were during Cold War times and how much more she would've been used.
>Talk about how I like to handle her grip if ya know what I mean.
>>699129508
I use to run a vpn that Avira gave me for free, now I just don't bother.
>Tfw Dynamic IP ftw.
>>699129735
AK isn't very qt3.14 tbh.
>>699129730
>>699129249
I feel like since they're suppose to be human in a sense, that they would be... born? But like, each one would naturally have its own quirks and styles and stuff and maybe you could adopt a gun.
I think they might end up making a law that you can't OWN a gun, but if you befriend them you can use them and stuff?
>Alice claimed
What is /waifu/ going to have for lunch/supper today?
>>699130103
No frills, plain and hardworking.
That's a good Kalashnikov.
Pin Head claimed.
>>699129730
Drinking time is also thinking time. Rum makes me really thinky.
>>699129735
>I will never fiddle with RPK's magazine and tease her about it
>I will never grab Elle by the tiddies
>I will never cuddle MP5A2 and tell her it's okay that she doesn't do well at penetration versus armored targets or cover
>I will never H&K slap any of the H&K girls
W H Y
H
Y
>>699130320
This
>>699130539
>MFW I can only imagine what my guns might look like
>MFW pistols are probably like small children.
>>699130103
That's pretty cute.
>She's all business too
>Now I wanna watch more of Upotte
>>699130226
ITT: Guys who want kawaii anthroguns
>>699127656
Fuck of weaboo, don't desecrate a KV-2 like that
>>699130226
Haven't even had breakfast yet though. But probably hotdogs for lunch and dinner
>Supper
Who says supper and isn't over the age of 60?Even my great grandma said dinner and she was over 90.
>>699130320
Yeah but I like my gun to work and be a qt.
>>699130536
AHM DIRTY DAN
>>699130539
Would an MP5/10 be like MP5s buff twin?What the fuck would AN94 be?AS VAL/VSS?Would an HK slap just be slapping their titty?Would a 93r be a pistol that couldn't go to SMG for some reason?
You got me thinking while I'm drinking damn it.
>>699131078
Good morning Sachi.
>>699131162
Do you think an Enfield MK3 would be cute? I feel like she would be.
>>699130856
Well, subguns are already established as elementary students and include some pistol sized weaponry like MAC10. Thompson is established as their teacher, being probably the largest subgun anyone's ever seen. They also have a few smaller rifles in among them and presumably also house the machine pistols.
>>699131162
I think the H&K slap is established as basically a spanking.
>>699131162
I still need to see Upotte!! SKS and Moist Nugget. Also, K98, shotguns like R870 and Mossberg 500, and big-bore guns like Barrett M82 or, god forbid, H&H 2-bore guns.
>>699131171
hello bully
>>699131489
She'd be a MILF, and I'm not (usually but there's always outliers) into MILFs so no. But that's just my opinion.
>>699131694
>GAU-8
Think about it.
>>699131694
True.
>I fucking love AUGs and Aug-chan is super cute.
>Gif related.
>Penny.
I'd love to have an AUG like this.
>>699130856
Anthroguns? What is this
>>699131162
Hotdogs can be pretty tasty, you should put some chili or something on it
I'm gonna go see if there's anything edible be back shortly
>>699128867
Sucks man whats wrong?
>They don't call me discount tsundre for no reason
>>699128930
Awesome, I wonder how it'll look
>>699129126
>Spooky story
Wait what?
>>699130226
I just ate a fuck ton of fruit what about you?
>>699131078
Bully-san <3
How are you man
>>699132193
Upotte.
>Its like the /k/ommando anime.
>>699131790
>>699132372
One of the episodes of the Black Lagoon Extras. I wasn't sure if thats what you were talking about.
>If it was Ghost In The Shell, then so far my fav episodes usually involve Batou being Batou.
I sorta lost track for a second
>>699132379
>she has tears in her eyes
>GyateGyateKyouko (4).png
>look back at picture
>pretty much just blood and tears
>>699132007
Yeah AUG is a pretty top tier qt, no matter which hair.
>Its the glasses mang.
>Also because she's a bullpup, she has a fat ass.
Unf.
>>699132193
That would require A:Work and B:Slightly more money. And the only reason I eat hotdogs is because they're tasty, cheap and easy to make.
>>699132372
My stomach hurts, I've got a bit of a fever and I feel really tired.
>I might have salmonella again.
>>699132571
I think we were talking about it yes, I'm sorry I was walking my dog so I took my time answering
>>699132724
That sucks man
>That's what you get for BBQ'ing everyday
>Eating raw meat because you can't BBQ
Get well soon though
>>699132007
I'm stuck imagining the 2-bores now.
>be them, like 7 feet tall
>decent tits
>punches hit like a ton of bricks
>THICC
>move real slow
>keep bashing head on doorways
Yus.
>>699132724
AUG a cute because lesbian feels for Funco.
>>699132529
don't bully then
>>699132372
I'm alright, just woke up
>>699133081
Oi I didn't BBQ the chicken I cooked it in the oven.I guess it was just too THICC to fully cook.Also
>Get up to get something to eat
>Cat climbs on my shoulder like a parrot
Hes being so affectionate today.
Check em'
>>699132724
Plus I have a thing for AUG/Bullpups in real life
>but specifically AUGs
I shot one two years ago, and its been my top 2 gun that I wanna get.
>#1 being a Mosin
>Mosin is probably a MILF type too
>A bit more hardcore though I think.
>Probably wears an eyepatch.
I imagine something along the lines of Balalaika
>>699133081
No problem ^^
>Batou is like Dutch, its great.
>>699133187
Kek.
>I wanna see some old war guns sitting around in a retirement home bitching about the war and shit.
>Also I wanna look at a Barrett .50 cal.
>>699133333
Checked.
>Also nice cat
>My cat is a little shit all
>Except at night, she jumps in my bed and bugs me until she can lay on my back.
>>699133333
QUINTS O MY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
>>699133187
What kind of girl would pic related be?
>>699133333
Nice digits, Galil.
>blows into her ear
>>699133659
That's kind of lewd, Waifu Machine
>>699133533
You can buy a Mosin anywhere man, my gun store has 7, of varying types.
Also my cat isn't normally like this, but I like it.
>>699133620
No.
>>699133994
Yeah but the problem is I have zero money right now.
>At least I don't have enough for a Mosin without driving myself into a corner.
I gotta wait.
>RIP Me.
>>699133333
Checked, you do eat a lot chicken
>Kitty is a best
He knows your sick
>>699133533
Dutch? Wait I'm afraid I don't exactly follow
I'm Dutch so it should make sense
>>699133272
Had a good night sleep?
Any plans except bullying kids today?
>>699133650
>short, around 5'
>highly energetic, always moving around
>means well and wants to help but is kind of self-destructive
>doesn't plan, but if she can manage to calm down is a force to be reckoned with
>touch of autismo
>a little smug
>amazing butt
>loud as shit
>>699133994
My mistake, it was a typo, I meant to say
>she certainly has fancy ears but they are only to be played with in cute ways, not lewd ways
>>699133272
>>699134226
>always triggered
>>699133533
>implying Enfield and Mosin will ever retire
>>699133650
The kind that doesn't like libs.
>>699133994
Not anymore. Import bans are bad.
>>699134387
Still makes me kek.
>>699134505
The hamster guy needs to clip his fucking fingernails, though.
>>699134204
Bullying is my main plan for today
>>699134231
why still sad
>>699134204
>the Black Man from Black Lagoon.
>>699134505
True, but its a funny thought.
>Fuckin 1903 chilling with a Kar98 and going
>Kicked your ass didn't I?
>So much for German engineering!
>>699134613
Shop out that cancerous azquotes bullshit.
I got sexts on 009 sound system.
>>699134861
>>699134093
Sucks man.
>>699134204
Not really, I just cooked up a pack of 6 and have been eating that for the past week.
>>699134226
Thanks Waifu Machine
>>699134505
>We will never again have gun stores literally giving Mosins away with any purchase of a gun or selling them for $50
Feelsbadfrog.gif
>>699133650
The kind that dies about an hour after being born.
>>699134974
There you go.
>>699135126
yw
>>699127656
fuck your anime bitches, weab. I'd take that KV-2 as my waifu.
>>699135309
>Weab
Its akcshually pronounced "hweeb"
>>699129508
>Aquila > I-26 > Warspite
Interesting.
>>699135126
Import bans make me upset.
>I know we have to protect American industry
>BUT I WANT TO IMPORT PURE GERMAN HK.
>Also I feel bad for Eru-chan sometimes
>Her fucking firing pin just snapped
Upotte is much better than I expected it to be.
>Penny~
That was some delicious tuna casserole
>>699135582
>TFW we will never have a VSS, AS VAL, SVD, PKM, or HK
y
>Galil
>>699135470
I'm a contrarian, I guess. The throne idea with Warspite was great but I think they could have used it much better.
>>699135062
don't cry little shizuru
>>699136169
>>699136394
don't cry
Sorry guys I have to go, some personal shit came up.
I'll see you guys later, probably will be at night
Penny is out! Gonna binge watch anime and relax~
Claimed.
Morgiana claimed
Checking in. There's apparently a couple of anons over in the Hunger Games threads that are starting to take a liking to Laura.
>>699137031
hey
>>699136488
I'm out of applicable pictures.
Insert more sad here.
>>699137578
But why you sad?
I not bully
<nycor> here, claiming kuro
>>699137518
Hey Laura
>Gonna have late replies since I'm in class
>>699138398
>In class.
Then quit lurking and get back to studying!
>>699138599
But I don't want to~
>>699138398
I gotta go back to school next week
>>699137672
Fairly sure my dog had a stroke.
He had a seizure last night and isn't getting around correctly now and is doing slightly off things.
>>699137735
Hi cutie ~
>>699137518
Good morning Laura
>>699138689
I can't wait to go back to school and stop wasting away all day
>>699138969
<nycor> here, and a fine how do you do
and for all anons reading this I forgot to tell you not to watch
<this 2/10
stick with the manga 10/10
>>699138689
Would it help if I joined you in your studying?
>>699138969
Hello Alice~
>>699138915
>sad rattles
how old is your dog?
>>699139636
Is the anime that bad?
>>699139676
What are you up to today?
>>699140065
<nycor> here, yeah they left out 3 key thing within the first 15 min, I cant....just no
Whats with all the pictures of trash in this thread
>>699140408
I guarantee u don't even know who kuro is>>699137735
>>699140507
LITERALLY WHO?
>>699140507
>>699140658
read black god.....stay away from the anime adaption its trash
>>699140786
LITERALLY WHAT?
>>699140507
kurokami
>>699140658
>>699140826
>>699140918
nice reverse search original name is black god
>>699140930
LITERALLY HOW?
>>699140065
Not much, since it's a weekend I'll probably join you guys in the stream later or go on another Pokémon hunt.
>>699139676
Yes
>Full lurk now
>>699141003
Black god? wtf is that SJW garbage god is white not a shitskin nigger
I steal all waifus and husbandos
>woodchipper
You are now free to get a real wife/husband and leave /b/ forever
If you disagree you have autism
No immunity
No take backs
Don't need trips because I'm not a faggot
>>699141374
how can that be when god doesn't exist
>>699141440
>>699141440
then autism I have,girls around here be haven shit
>>699141742
It's too bad your waifu is dead
<nycor> has to leave all ur waifus are top tier girls and believe in pantsu, <nycor> sighning off
On break claim
>>699142368
are u same anon from last night?
This place can really be a shitshow sometimes.
I like it.
>>699142704
I prefer when it is a shitshow
>>699142491
I'm the only one who claims mizore currently.
>>699142704
Hey Miss P.
I wonder how many lurkers are here
>>699142894
<nycor>signing back on, hello I was told to say hi to you next time
clmd
do you faggots even own a life?
>>699143037
Heyoo.
>>699142951
>>699143063
>>699143326
If you're posting pictures you're not lurking, cunts.
>>699142704
Are you saying that 4Mb limit is bad on an imageboard?
At least you can host it somewhere else and link in your post.
>>699143483
I don't have long, if only I had steam or something
Lilly Claimed
>>699143790
I don't care about your elitist rules
>>699143790
I fucking broke the system>>699142951
Calamity-masu'd
>>699144013
>>699142368
How have you guys been today?
>>699143940
I doubt it.
You are too stupid for it.
Are game characters fair game?
>>699143622
They're the same GIFs I've been posting, just at much higher resolutions and twice as many frames (over 100). I also need to find a decent place to post all of my artwork so it isn't scattered all over. 4chan is actually better than most when it comes to uploading GIFs (mainly because they know it'll be deleted eventually) while places like Tumblr only allow 1mb and has to be 500x500px and under.
>>699142790
>>699142920
The spice of life. Hey guys.
>>699144570
your logic an reasoning behind this anon,fucking /b/tard if ur going to insult someone give reason u fucking uneducated gnome
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claimed
>>699135985
Extremely late reply because of work.
At Least it kinda makes sense.
Not counting the abyssals my list would be something like:
Warspite>Aquila>I-26>Minazuki
>>699145521
Minazuki is pretty cute though.
I just got her.
>>699144385
Tired from out of town stuff and prepping for A-Fest. You?
>>699144602
Totally
Shino! back from the dr's edition
he said i have something called autism sounds dope.
Like I guess I can paint well.
>>699145888
>888
I'm rediagnosing you with triple autism.
>>699145888
Checked
Rikka claimed back from sleeping
Is this thread dead?
>>699146933
yes
>>699144776
Tumblr is out of question to upload GIFs, it's just bad.
>>699145521
>>699145764
I didn't see Minazuki yet.
>This thread is full of hope.
>And despair, sadly.
YO! /WAIFU/ MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS 2D SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SACHI!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS 2D JAPANESE SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
>>699146570
http://www.strawpoll.me/10977126
>>699147576
>>699147898
>>699147565
I miss having despair.
>>699148053
>>699148109
>We don't understand why would you say such a thing.
>Mind explaining?
>>699145764
Yes, but out of 4 of them shes my least favorite.
>I just got her.
I haven't gotten anything yet, i have shitty asw ships and im doing it on easy.
>>699147550
Have you seen the abyssals?
>>699148147
Has anyone seen or heard from kagame? I haven't seen him in forever.
>>699148734
The idea was to have dark-skinned lewds to get
>>699147576
Hot and bothered, because I know that the cutie gets flustered around busty black girls and their sweaty, supple soles.
>>699149097
>>699149250
>>699149352
>>699149410
>>699149605
>>699148673
Somehow I enjoy despair, and I enjoy even more turning it into hope.
Claiming Yuuki
>>699127656
https://youtu.be/2H30e1P73vI
>>699149949
Yuki my homie whats up?
>>699149863
>Once again, we greet you for your buoyant choice.
>Here is a song we would like to share with everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff9IrPtg_wI
>>699150406
Pretty good, kinda tired but I'm good. What about you?
>>699150825
>what's up?
>pretty good
>>699150825
Just woke up from my weird ass night sleep, about to practice a bit as well
Saber back
>>699145865
Really tired, because I just now realized I passed on the couch.
>>699146899
>>699150825
Looks like I'm not the only tierd one here.
>>699151358
*passed out on.
>Laura.
>>699151358
Welcome back
>That gif
That's cute
>>699151358
>>699151443
Nice lewdposting, you fucking cuck.
You're the reason /waifu/ has gone to shit.