Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Most importantly, have fun!
It's fine, no biggie really.
When I fall asleep is rather unpredictable at best. Sometimes I'll get home and be out, other times I'll be up till like, 10 or later.
I think if I came up with a rough design, you'll probably like it.
I'm starting to think that may be a bit true, considering how many people I like/like me...
>I don't know how I feel about it though.
>Wew bike was getting really hot on the ride home.
>I'm for sure getting a better handle on it now, it doesn't feel like such a landbarge now.
Ah. Beat me by a literal second. Oh well. I was afk, apologies for being slow.
Cat snuggling, feelsgoodman
It was about 10 hours later than now, time difference and such.
I guess he wasn't you because he wasn't really animal friendly
If it was the "I'd throw your dog out the window" that was me.
Holy shit Black Lagoon extras? I need yo watch those Black Lagoon was like my 3rd favorite anime, its /k/ as fuck dude.
>TFW you will never have those sweet sexy inox 92FS'
Galil, I gotta question. In the Upotte!! universe, would gun laws have developed differently?
I'd suppose that if you were a gun, you'd be allowed to own yourself.But I'm not a lawyer or anything.
>Fuckin love Black Lagoon
>Ghost In The Shell and Black Lagoon are my two favourite animes at the moment.
>Mmm dem 92FS
>Guns Are People Too.
>From the other thread
I think I'm gonna watch it, everyone seems to love it
Will you show us when it's done?
Well then fuck you :^)
>It was crowded and I was sleepy so I wondered
Any plans for the day?
I'm not baking anymore unless this ISP implements some method to renew IP.
Im probably just going to chill all day, I don't feel very good.
>Tsun Yun can't handle the bantz
I'll just pull the 'im a newfag' excuse again.
>Eagles doing corkscrews
Delicous. And ya, pretty much.
The design? Of course!
>TFW someone on /k/ has made a bunch of "AK sucks lel" threads
Yeah its pretty great.
>The spooky stories one was probably my second favourite.
>Not using a VPN or a dynamic IP
>WHO THE FUCK?!
I'm talking more about control laws. How fucking different would LA be if they were forced to acknowledge weapons as people? Also, I'm still confused about the nature of it. Is Galil the anthropomorphic embodiment of every Galil of her particular type, or does each and every one have its own soul nigh identical?
>lay in bed with Enfield, talk shit about Huns
>talk about how they used to be redpilled, based as fuck and they're now a nation of cucks
Claimed. So how are you guys doin', this fine evening?
Aquila > I-26 > Warspite
You're the massive pussive.
Anyway, right now you hold the tools to become the most hated anon once again, all you have to do is delet this.
Find me a free VPN that doesn't get insta banned on 4chan.
I had dynamic IP my whole life and feel like it's something everyone should have in 2016, but this fiber connection service simply doesn't have it.
I don't know, I'm too dumb for this and its time for drinking, not for thinking.
Can't you just turn your router off and back on?My old one let me do that to change IP.
>I want me a qt3.14 Slav AK with that Ukraine accent
>Talk about how much better things were during Cold War times and how much more she would've been used.
>Talk about how I like to handle her grip if ya know what I mean.
I use to run a vpn that Avira gave me for free, now I just don't bother.
>Tfw Dynamic IP ftw.
I feel like since they're suppose to be human in a sense, that they would be... born? But like, each one would naturally have its own quirks and styles and stuff and maybe you could adopt a gun.
I think they might end up making a law that you can't OWN a gun, but if you befriend them you can use them and stuff?
What is /waifu/ going to have for lunch/supper today?
Drinking time is also thinking time. Rum makes me really thinky.
>I will never fiddle with RPK's magazine and tease her about it
>I will never grab Elle by the tiddies
>I will never cuddle MP5A2 and tell her it's okay that she doesn't do well at penetration versus armored targets or cover
>I will never H&K slap any of the H&K girls
W H Y
>MFW I can only imagine what my guns might look like
>MFW pistols are probably like small children.
That's pretty cute.
>She's all business too
>Now I wanna watch more of Upotte
ITT: Guys who want kawaii anthroguns
Haven't even had breakfast yet though. But probably hotdogs for lunch and dinner
Who says supper and isn't over the age of 60?Even my great grandma said dinner and she was over 90.
Yeah but I like my gun to work and be a qt.
AHM DIRTY DAN
Would an MP5/10 be like MP5s buff twin?What the fuck would AN94 be?AS VAL/VSS?Would an HK slap just be slapping their titty?Would a 93r be a pistol that couldn't go to SMG for some reason?
You got me thinking while I'm drinking damn it.
Good morning Sachi.
Well, subguns are already established as elementary students and include some pistol sized weaponry like MAC10. Thompson is established as their teacher, being probably the largest subgun anyone's ever seen. They also have a few smaller rifles in among them and presumably also house the machine pistols.
I think the H&K slap is established as basically a spanking.
I still need to see Upotte!! SKS and Moist Nugget. Also, K98, shotguns like R870 and Mossberg 500, and big-bore guns like Barrett M82 or, god forbid, H&H 2-bore guns.
>I fucking love AUGs and Aug-chan is super cute.
I'd love to have an AUG like this.
Anthroguns? What is this
Hotdogs can be pretty tasty, you should put some chili or something on it
I'm gonna go see if there's anything edible be back shortly
Sucks man whats wrong?
>They don't call me discount tsundre for no reason
Awesome, I wonder how it'll look
I just ate a fuck ton of fruit what about you?
How are you man
One of the episodes of the Black Lagoon Extras. I wasn't sure if thats what you were talking about.
>If it was Ghost In The Shell, then so far my fav episodes usually involve Batou being Batou.
I sorta lost track for a second
>she has tears in her eyes
>look back at picture
>pretty much just blood and tears
Yeah AUG is a pretty top tier qt, no matter which hair.
>Its the glasses mang.
>Also because she's a bullpup, she has a fat ass.
That would require A:Work and B:Slightly more money. And the only reason I eat hotdogs is because they're tasty, cheap and easy to make.
My stomach hurts, I've got a bit of a fever and I feel really tired.
>I might have salmonella again.
I think we were talking about it yes, I'm sorry I was walking my dog so I took my time answering
That sucks man
>That's what you get for BBQ'ing everyday
>Eating raw meat because you can't BBQ
Get well soon though
I'm stuck imagining the 2-bores now.
>be them, like 7 feet tall
>punches hit like a ton of bricks
>move real slow
>keep bashing head on doorways
AUG a cute because lesbian feels for Funco.
Oi I didn't BBQ the chicken I cooked it in the oven.I guess it was just too THICC to fully cook.Also
>Get up to get something to eat
>Cat climbs on my shoulder like a parrot
Hes being so affectionate today.
Plus I have a thing for AUG/Bullpups in real life
>but specifically AUGs
I shot one two years ago, and its been my top 2 gun that I wanna get.
>#1 being a Mosin
>Mosin is probably a MILF type too
>A bit more hardcore though I think.
>Probably wears an eyepatch.
I imagine something along the lines of Balalaika
No problem ^^
>Batou is like Dutch, its great.
>I wanna see some old war guns sitting around in a retirement home bitching about the war and shit.
>Also I wanna look at a Barrett .50 cal.
>Also nice cat
>My cat is a little shit all
>Except at night, she jumps in my bed and bugs me until she can lay on my back.
What kind of girl would pic related be?
Nice digits, Galil.
>blows into her ear
That's kind of lewd, Waifu Machine
You can buy a Mosin anywhere man, my gun store has 7, of varying types.
Also my cat isn't normally like this, but I like it.
Yeah but the problem is I have zero money right now.
>At least I don't have enough for a Mosin without driving myself into a corner.
I gotta wait.
Checked, you do eat a lot chicken
>Kitty is a best
He knows your sick
Dutch? Wait I'm afraid I don't exactly follow
I'm Dutch so it should make sense
Had a good night sleep?
Any plans except bullying kids today?
>short, around 5'
>highly energetic, always moving around
>means well and wants to help but is kind of self-destructive
>doesn't plan, but if she can manage to calm down is a force to be reckoned with
>touch of autismo
>a little smug
>loud as shit
My mistake, it was a typo, I meant to say
>she certainly has fancy ears but they are only to be played with in cute ways, not lewd ways
>implying Enfield and Mosin will ever retire
The kind that doesn't like libs.
Not anymore. Import bans are bad.
Still makes me kek.
The hamster guy needs to clip his fucking fingernails, though.
>the Black Man from Black Lagoon.
True, but its a funny thought.
>Fuckin 1903 chilling with a Kar98 and going
>Kicked your ass didn't I?
>So much for German engineering!
Shop out that cancerous azquotes bullshit.
I got sexts on 009 sound system.
Not really, I just cooked up a pack of 6 and have been eating that for the past week.
Thanks Waifu Machine
>We will never again have gun stores literally giving Mosins away with any purchase of a gun or selling them for $50
The kind that dies about an hour after being born.
There you go.
>Aquila > I-26 > Warspite
Import bans make me upset.
>I know we have to protect American industry
>BUT I WANT TO IMPORT PURE GERMAN HK.
>Also I feel bad for Eru-chan sometimes
>Her fucking firing pin just snapped
Upotte is much better than I expected it to be.
>TFW we will never have a VSS, AS VAL, SVD, PKM, or HK
I'm a contrarian, I guess. The throne idea with Warspite was great but I think they could have used it much better.
Sorry guys I have to go, some personal shit came up.
I'll see you guys later, probably will be at night
Checking in. There's apparently a couple of anons over in the Hunger Games threads that are starting to take a liking to Laura.
I'm out of applicable pictures.
Insert more sad here.
>Gonna have late replies since I'm in class
Then quit lurking and get back to studying!
Fairly sure my dog had a stroke.
He had a seizure last night and isn't getting around correctly now and is doing slightly off things.
Hi cutie ~
Good morning Laura
I can't wait to go back to school and stop wasting away all day
<nycor> here, and a fine how do you do
and for all anons reading this I forgot to tell you not to watch
stick with the manga 10/10
Would it help if I joined you in your studying?
Not much, since it's a weekend I'll probably join you guys in the stream later or go on another Pokémon hunt.
I steal all waifus and husbandos
You are now free to get a real wife/husband and leave /b/ forever
If you disagree you have autism
No take backs
Don't need trips because I'm not a faggot
This place can really be a shitshow sometimes.
I like it.
Are you saying that 4Mb limit is bad on an imageboard?
At least you can host it somewhere else and link in your post.
How have you guys been today?
They're the same GIFs I've been posting, just at much higher resolutions and twice as many frames (over 100). I also need to find a decent place to post all of my artwork so it isn't scattered all over. 4chan is actually better than most when it comes to uploading GIFs (mainly because they know it'll be deleted eventually) while places like Tumblr only allow 1mb and has to be 500x500px and under.
The spice of life. Hey guys.
Extremely late reply because of work.
At Least it kinda makes sense.
Not counting the abyssals my list would be something like:
Minazuki is pretty cute though.
I just got her.
Tired from out of town stuff and prepping for A-Fest. You?
Shino! back from the dr's edition
he said i have something called autism sounds dope.
Like I guess I can paint well.
I'm rediagnosing you with triple autism.
Rikka claimed back from sleeping
Tumblr is out of question to upload GIFs, it's just bad.
I didn't see Minazuki yet.
>This thread is full of hope.
>And despair, sadly.
YO! /WAIFU/ MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS 2D SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SACHI!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS 2D JAPANESE SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
I miss having despair.
>We don't understand why would you say such a thing.
Yes, but out of 4 of them shes my least favorite.
>I just got her.
I haven't gotten anything yet, i have shitty asw ships and im doing it on easy.
Have you seen the abyssals?
Has anyone seen or heard from kagame? I haven't seen him in forever.
The idea was to have dark-skinned lewds to get
Hot and bothered, because I know that the cutie gets flustered around busty black girls and their sweaty, supple soles.
Somehow I enjoy despair, and I enjoy even more turning it into hope.
Yuki my homie whats up?
>Once again, we greet you for your buoyant choice.
>Here is a song we would like to share with everyone.
Pretty good, kinda tired but I'm good. What about you?
Just woke up from my weird ass night sleep, about to practice a bit as well
Really tired, because I just now realized I passed on the couch.
Looks like I'm not the only tierd one here.