Dubs decides what company's live chat we message.

>>696847413
fucking blizzard

>>696847413
Mcdonalds

>>696847413
Bimping dor extrwme potential

>>696847555
top fucking check

>>696847555
That was quick...
Hey trips, does McDonald's even have a live chat?

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>>696847555
>>696847643
No it doesn't. Start rolling again.

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>>696847555
Quickest get

Telstra

>>696847890
But it was useless.

>>696847600
>>696847555
damn I even got dubs

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>>696847413

Rogers customer care live chat

>>696848142
Bump

https://livechat.telstra.com/TCOM:Crowdsupport:Consumer

TELSTRA

>>696848112
roll

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>>696847413
Microsoft xbox

>>696848228
Rerawl

Comcast.

>>696848112
This for the good old times.

>>696848228
Das Rollen

>>696848228
rolling for this kid

>>696848467
reroll

Razer

>>696848511
ayy there's my second dubs

MERCEDES

>>696848511
winrar

>>696848511
Winrar

>>696848555
checked

>>696848555
Does trips override the dubs?

>>696848555
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DID IT

>>696848555
SECOND WINRAR WITH TRIP 5s!

Sooo is it Mercedes or Xbox?

2 sets of trips and 2 sets of dubs
>fuck mcdonalds

>>696848719
Both?

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>>696848555
But Mercedes makes you submit all this stupid shit.

>>696848719
Mercedes. McDonalds doesn't have live chat.

>>696848787
xbox then

>>696848719
>>696848813
See >>696848787

>>696848787
Xbox it is then

Sony
meme

xbox

for Microsoft you need account as well

>>696848787
Do on gethuman.com

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Can you faggots suggest a company that doesn't make you basically sign up?

>>696848841
>>696848867
>>696848906

>>696848939
Fucks sake. Comcast?

>>696849011
fucking kek

>>696849011
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R

>>696849006
http://www.ecatholic2000.com/chat/chat.shtml

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Hmmmmm

>>696849011
That's what I said a half hour ago.

>>696849108
>>696849011
3 TIMES!

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>>696849006
>>696849011
>>696849151
Chevrolet. We've done this before.
It's simple:
>Pick "Shopping for a new vehicle"
>Ask for the most autistic vehicle they offer
>Post results

>>696849167
This bread is magical

>>696849253
can we just pick this one?

>>696849253
roll

>>696849151
roll for this shit it would be great

We have to decide which one so we don't spread our autism over 5 different live chats.

>>696849438
I agree. I roll for >>696849253 as well.

>>696849253
rolling for chevrolet

>>696849151
Rolling for this if nothing happens with all the other ones.

>>696849253
I'll settle for this guy. Just so we can fucking settle on soemthing

>>696849253
roll

>>696849622
this

>>696849622
WINRAR

Chevrolet it is

>>696849622
win.rar

>>696849622
winrar!!!!

>>696849622
winrar, let's go for chevrolet then

>>696849622
>>696849622
W I N R A R
I
N
R
A
R

>>696849151
>http://www.ecatholic2000.com/chat/chat.shtml
I think this should be a side-quest .

http://www.emirates.com/hu/english/help/contact_us/live-chat.aspx

This also seems good

>>696849253
Rolling for this

>>696849751
roll for max level kek

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>>696849253
>>696849622
Chevrolet seems to be offline...

Let's try with >>696849151

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>>696849151
5 chooses my name

>>696849831
Shit is offline bruh

>>696849151
rollo roll for this shit

>>696850175
DarkBloodEdge

>>696850175
good job shitlord.

>>696850211
>>696850222
fucking what

>>696849751
This shit doesn't work on mobile

BigGuyHeeliesUser911
>>696850175

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Are you fucking kidding me? There's only one guy in this chat. Who the fuck suggested this?

Also it was supposed to be a customer support live chat, not a fucking chat room.

>>696850622
kek

>>696850622
None of these fucking companies seem to work. Does anyone have one that does? Qantas?

https://channels.us.dell.com/netagent/cimlogin.aspx?questid=62BBF5CB-D621-4129-AFD9-747668ED5FE2&portid=58C187D9-BF06-4386-BF7E-C2D462D2DBC9

Bumping for interest

>>696850818
This

>>696850818
Confirmed as working

>>696850818
Attempting

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>>696850818
Dell seems to be a good target.

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Here we go

help-en-us.nike. com/app/chat/chat_launch

>this

First question in chat should be if employee is a cis white male, then kick up shit about diversity in the workplace.

>>696851366
Dubs don't lie

>>696851669
No reaction. You need to be more directly cancerous.

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r8 my chat

It says he's typing, then he just deletes his message before sending it.

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>>696851819
Roger.

>>696852003
Pretty sure I've been disconnected

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I can't believe he's buying it.

>>696852203
Kek, some Indian guy is about to discover 4chan

>>696852110
That's disappointing
>>696852203
But this isn't

>>696852203
Yours is going much better than mine kek

>>696852203
Ask him if he has any rare pepes for trade

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That's better

>>696852497
>looknig

I think that was a thinly veiled insult

do cancercenter.com next

>>696852497
Tell him you missed him when he disconnected.

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>>696852315
>>696852357
>>696852362
>>696852418
Start asking them about the most efficient way to store your keks

>>696852003

lel, good one.

>>696852684
Conrad BTFO over here

>>696852684
Conrad on suicide watch

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He hasn't got a clue

>>696852684
top lel

>>696852497
xddd

Come on, faggots. Join us. We can't be the only two having quality keks.

>>696853265
may i ask, what are keks?

>>696853265
I'm currently having a chat saying I run a porn company that distributes blacked called nignog inc.

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RexR is very professional

>>696853306
you know like you see something dank, and you just kek

>>696853321
Well then post it.

>>696850175
Noodlehanger

i donnu nuw

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>>696853348

>>696853416
It's getting good hold on

>>696853623
Quality

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>>696853623
My sides

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>>696853623

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The emoji is quality

>>696852497
>are you researching my privilege


> yes I am

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enjoy

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He will not bite god dammit

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part 2 of nignoginc

>>696854141
Fucking lost brother

boring thread

saging

>>696854265
GUYS HE LEFT THE CHAT DAMNIT

>>696854500
Navy Seal scared him

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>I'm not clicking a virus
>Sends me the information the page has via text

Somebody get me a new pair of sides

>>696854500
Lololololol

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Fuck me this guy is a consummate employee

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LMAO we fucked it

>>696854792
Nahhh that came up at the start of mine too

i have one brewing, hang on xD

>>696855130
Dat colour though

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not bad eh

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B-)

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>>696855527
Not bad anon, made me kek

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omfg this guy rizwan

>>696855771
xD xD xD

>even the pepe kind

>>696855771
Lol

>>696855771
Fuck yes

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>>696854141
Part 2 of messing with this dude

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Ooooooo

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XDXDXDXDXD

>>696856111
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEKE

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XD

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NOOOOOOO

RexR got tired of my shit

>>696856464
How has he not closed it holy shit. Man your one is awesome. How's my osmosis jones? xDDD

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>>696847413
E-Corp

>>696856625
Ozmosis is a fucking balla XD

>>696856770
Thanks /b/ro. I needed a good kekkle. My sides are on mars. Keep it chill, man.

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Round 2

>>696856684
>Can I have mac OS on it ?

rost

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ima bail because if not she going to make me get an alienware lmao

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>>696856040
FINNA SMASHEM

>>696856993
I'm playing dumb. And it works

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>>696857163
Season 1's finale

>>696857027
Oh you

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Guy shut off the chat without asking !

>>696857175
i almost feel so sorry for them; they were real nice the two times i had to chat with them for my dell computer

>>696857382
They are nice, the guy really tried to help

>>696857294
Nice, isn't it ?

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Dis gon be gud

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Translated some English to Filipino lol

>>696859256
Tell him "putang ina mo garry subo mo nalang titi ko masarap tamod ko"
Please tell him this hahahaha

>>696859256
>>696859256
Kantutin mo sarilo mo at ang nanay mo

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You got it champ

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Don't think he liked that kek

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>>696859814

>>696859814
It meant "ur a motherfucker garry suck my dick my cum tastes good" kek

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Fucking Chundru won't help me save my pepes

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>>696860187

>>696859526
>>696859814
>>696860024
top fucking kek
poor champ

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>>696860433

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hehe lets see whee this goes

Well b it's been wonderful but George needs sleep.

See you next time lovelies

>>696860979
Brilliant

>>696858789
your filipino is all wrong unintelligible you cuck

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>>696860791
These guys are very patient.

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>>696861775

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She's so confused

Steam

>>696862461

>ppg

my sides

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>>696862442
Anybody else get the IP warning?

>>696862734
You dindu nuffin doe

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>>696862734
rip

>>696862734
WHAT WEBSITE IS THIS

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>>696862734
>>696863149
wew they banned me

>>696863248
dell live chat

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Mormon chat

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>>696860979
part two

>>696863872
omg link please

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I then got banned...

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>>696864121
https://www.mormon.org/chat

Not the first time we've fucked with these guys.
http://www.westword.com/arts/mormon-chat-on-getting-frequently-trolled-by-filthy-internet-nerds-5807614

>>696864758
kek

Others get strung along a little further, as in one where the /b/tard intimated that he was having "spiritual problems" and "going through a hard time." After some coaxing from the hapless missionary, the anon confessed his problem -- in the form of the lyrics to the theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Others, of course, are appallingly lewd.

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>>696864758
Oh my god this is great.

We should make a teamspeak, and maybe all call a place at the same time

>>696865124
>>696865124
moar!! omg my sides

>>696856762
TFW I missed the episode last night

>>696865446
Just enter and start chatting

>>696851366
underrated post

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>>696863926
pt 3

>>696864594
>Mike Litoris
kek'd, anon. Nice

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That escalated quickly

>>696866250
Jesus Christ these faggots take long to connect.

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Damn mexicans

>>696866678
Tell him about trump

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>>696866250
Asking them to give me a job because I'm illegal.

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Ahaha Apparently it can do 1.56 keks per minute according to tech support.

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>>696865762
lol he told me to check my privilege

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>>696867489
"a guy with a truck told me to get in but those gringos shot us"

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>>696868108
>"I'm okay but my ass hurts"
>"I'm getting a feeling you're not being serious"

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Why am I the only one still posting?

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>>696868915
Fucking faggots cut me off.

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Now chatting with Emma & Heather
E
Hello!
12:10 PM

R
why did you leave me?
12:10 PM

H
We wanted to invite you to watch that video. :)
12:11 PM

R
i am watching the video but you left me
12:11 PM
everyone seems to be leaving me first my frog pepe, then the lord, and now you guys

E
Yeah, sorry! We have other people waiting to chat, so can't stay on for too long
12:11 PM

R
alright let me ask you this about sin
12:12 PM
im not sexually active but for last 10 years ive made money by sculpting and selling 3d penis on second life which is a virtual world
its how i support myself
could this be why i developed cancer?

H
We honestly are not sure. We encourage you to watch more of the videos we sent you. Have a good day!
12:13 PM

The chat session has ended.

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>>696869156

>>696869261
What the fuck is their problem with sex

>>696868915
I had a long one but it closed and I didn't get to save it in time. But I convinced them my frog pepe died and they were going to pray for pepe.

Ask the next ones if they're going to pray for your friend rudy and his frog pepe.

>>696868915
I''m trying to get this guy to tell me how much Keks per minute the Inspiron Small Desktop can make.

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Anyone get Sai?

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We could switch this up and start prank calling radio shows on BlogTalkRadio. You either call in with phone, googlehangout, or skype - it's free to call the shows on blogtalk thru skype.

>>696869929
Bump

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Wow. They're helpful

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omg they are so clueless

>>696869929
I second

>>696860187
>quick Chundru
>MY PEPES ARE DYING

I'm dying

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These fucking shit lords.

>>696870566
did they disconnect?

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I'm going to convince them they're going to be cursed

>>696869929
bump dat shit

>>696871246
I'm looking for a show but 3 tries so far and no one taking a call. Sometimes takes a bit to find one.

Bam! She's taking calls. Just gotta wait in que.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/linda-west/2016/07/28/i-live-in-a-benevolant-universe-my-good-comes-to-me

3479942948 is the number, press 1 to talk to host

If you're using skype then you have to sign up for a free blog talk account first then use the skype click to talk button.

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>>696871653
Let's take it somewhere else then...

>>696870865
Ofcourse

>>696871894
yeah man make a new thread and link it here

We should troll omegle

>>696872373
how do we do that

>>696872492
Make your interests sex and talk to anons

>>696872578
Definitely not on topic

>>696871894
>>696872749

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I met another dane in the chat.

"Where are you from?"

"Vesterbro"

"Nice i'm from Amager. Where did you learn about our church?"

"I was laying in my bed, and one day he come to me and said "Hey, you sandnigger shit, go do something with your life, you lazy nigger swine""

She promptly disconnected.

>>696872707

Turd refused to bite.

Qa apprenticeships

http://apprenticeships.qa.com/

>>696855771
my sides