Circumstances being as they are, Chris probably won't live much longer. How will you feel when he finally passes?
Feel free to post your favorite Chris Chan video.
DO NOT post that one webm that's going around. I don't want to see that, and I'm pretty sure it's not Chris anyway.
He has a horrible infected wound in the area between his scrotum and anus caused by ripping out a piercing he had there. He's not seeking treatment because he believes the hypnosis tapes he's been listening to are causing him to grow a vagina.
Well, recently he posted couple of photos showing a gaping wound on his taint. And apparently, he thinks that he's growing female genitals and is calling the abscess a "labia".
Here's a fun little musical tribute, inspired by a now deleted posted on /v/. I could do actual work to make this better, but then Chris Chan has NEVER done THAT, so why bother?
1. Play, immediately pause and mute this video (any Chris Chan compilation will do, but this is the right length): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7prvwk5Aa4
2. Play and immediately pause this video:
3. To the best of your ability restart both video at the same time.
Enjoy! At ~3:00 is particularly poignant.
I've watched him grow for years, through all the stages of life a all young men go through.
>Creating your first expanded universe of escapism comics
>Getting caught jacking it by your dad
>Burning down your first house
>Fucking your first prostitute
>Assaulting your first gamestop employee for disrespecting sonic
>Buying your first dress
>That thrill when your adult onset vagina finally arrives
I've watched him live, and I'll see him die, a real human bean.
Someone call the crazy police on him before the faggot kills himself
Where will we get the lulz if the autistic clown dies huh?
man i just can't do that
it's sad. he never had a real chance at life, and on top of that, he voluntarily expressed the most awful ideas about other people...so there was no way to even feel sorry for him in the end
it's extra sad because, 20 years ago, this guy would be a wal mart cashier or something...would have an apartment..pay his bills.
when chris's mom dies, he will be unable to take care of himself and will become homeless.
Here's his youtube channel
>Veryyyy interesting videos basil..
>tfw you never got to witness Chris Chan's rise to infamy
He'll wind up dead before that happens.
Or, he'll end up like Ed Gein and board up his house, molest his deceased mother's corpse, and start assembling assorted pieces of furniture from female body parts.
I don't wanna anon, I may suffer permanent brain damage from hearing Chris' deluded rants and world views, it's like hearing out a southkorean daughter of megalian childmurdering feminist on crack and lsd.
If it's like the anons are staing he's gonna get an deadly infection soon, and the sicko is gonna think hes getting pregnant or some shit, time's running out and he aint going to no hospital, specially when they question his feminimity.
if anything he's a cautionary tale to the rest of us maladjusted anons. You know, maybe we should re-assess our hobbies? learn to operate outside of our comfort zones? question the things we believe in? keep better tabs on what we let our pride do to us?
Lets be honest with ourselves. If we're in this thread, we're not too many bad life choices away from being another Chris Chan.
if its one thing chris is good at it's garnering pity. even when his mom dies, someone else will take him in. he'll spend the rest of his days being other peoples problems, one after the other as he's kicked out of home after home.
"Maladjusted" and "mentally ill" are quite different things, anon. Really, they are. I'm pretty sure no series of bad life choices would cause me to believe a festering wound is my vagina manifesting, for example. And that's just the start of it.
Goodbye you magnificent bastard
Most people have conviction. Wild dreams or things that they thirst for, no matter how unrealistic. Sometimes, right before falling asleep, people dream about being larger than life and becoming something great.
Some people dream of changing the world, or leaving a legacy. Others dream of simpler things, like being remembered for their attributes or proving themselves.
Do you believe Chris Chan is or was capable of these types of dreams, /b/? Do you think he stayed up at night, thinking of things he would strive for?
>Operate outside our comfort zones
Like what start strolling across the city with pokemon go and get mugged by culturally enriching underpriviledged dindus or get run over by some bitch who can't use a mic while on the cellphone.
Or maybe try to get a new job in the ever decreasing workplace, and starve while the never endingly indebted nations of the world keep giving handouts to bankers.
He's an example of how far can autism and escapism are prevalent in the present, go and tell a ravaging feminist, or any politically correct vegan genderfluid pro-muslim queer to reassess his world views. You'll be called a misoginist rapist, very much in the same way that CWC regards anyone who questions his lunacy a troll.
It is ludicrous that you claim that one should be complacent towards idiocracy, the masses have always been run in the mill betas who allow greedy degenerates get their way.
If anything one should embrace pride, it is a dying virtue, and it will get even worse as political correctness continues polluting the minds of the young, look at millenials.
TL;DR This post is pseudo-intelectual rubbish
No he was a non-functional adult who honestly thought combining sonic and pikachu into one character named sonichu was an amazing accomplishment. Enough that he would consider it one of his greatest achievements in life.
chris never strived for anything, he believed that whatever he wanted he deserved from day one. this is why he spent most his time and energy bemoaning what he didn't have instead of trying to do what it took to bring himself closer to it. he imagined a world that didn't exist, tried to demand that it did, and reality called his bluff.
I honestly think that he was so far gone, so absolutely delusional that he has been living his dream for his entire life. His characters are real to him, he is a woman now, the dean of the college he went to has been conspiring against him for his entire life, he can curse people by acting like Goku.
untreated autism. his parents alternated between coddling and beating him with nothing at all in between. since the punishments never taught him anything, all he did is learn how to ignore them with escapism.
long story short: don't let your kids get away with dumb shit, but don't just scream at them and beat them. explain how they fucked up, help them not fuck up again.
That's...actually not funny at all. That makes me sad. /b/ hasn't blackened my heart enough yet. I feel bad for him if that's true.
Also, autistic and aspie are the same thing. Aspie comes from asperger's, which is a form of autism.
his work is pure comedy gold though, which is better than what a lot of people on 4chan did
High-functioning autism and Asperger syndrome are both part of the 'autism spectrum'. The main difference between the two is thought to be in language development: people with Asperger Syndrome, typically, will not have had delayed language development when younger.
So he's an aspie
Is there some dispute about it? I'm literally just going with what every person who has ever had to say anything about it has told me. I don't have asperger's and I don't think I know anyone who does, so I've never been interested enough to actually study it. I just heard "mild autism" and went "ah okay, I'm gonna go eat a pickle now"
also, don't feel bad for him. his childhood was garbage but in adulthood he was handed tons of chances to get better and just gamed them for whatever money or sympathy he could.
he's a scumbag with a handicap. one doesn't cancel the other out.
Ah okay, thanks for clearing that up. As I said above, I never cared enough to study it, and it's not one of those things where I go "you know I should really look that up" and then forget for weeks like what "sucking eggs" means
chris' logic flowchat goes as follows.
>if its something good, i had everything to do with it from the very beginning.
>if it's something bad, it was never my fault, i'm the victim, stop being mean to me.
He was fucked pretty early on. Chances are if you're here and you're fucked up in the head like that, you're already on your way to becoming like him in some form and it's too late.
I may be some stinking fat NEET shit, but you'll never see me catfished multiple times ranting and raving like a loon on Youtube about my earth shattering DBZ/GoT expanded universe. Or think some sort of festering wound is a natural sexual evolution or some shit.
if trump was already president we wouldn't have to hear about defectives like this. they'd be quietly wrangled up and gaschambered and nobody but maybe their parents would cry about it.
Holy shit, the fat dick piece of shit, probably lied on FB about going to see a doc and everything is ok, thinking it really did grow a vagina with those subliminal tube videos. This is insane and disgusting, but being an early avid follower of this fat autistic mess, I can't turn away, even though that is truly and really horrifying.
Don't they commit retards like this that are a danger to themselves? You guys have to ask yourselves if you really want the keks with Chris-Chan to end, that shit does not look good at all, it'll probably erupt internally.
There was a long period of time where Chris thought he was e-mailing back and forth with Reggie about making a Sonichu video game.
>Don't they commit retards like this that are a danger to themselves
I think a guardian or someone they know has to inform authorities but we know that his mom is now in her own world
>the one where he asks the company that makes Axe Body Spray to prevent homosexuals from using the product
I'd like to believe /b/ is the good guy who doesn't want the Chris-Chan saga to end, it's been going for over a decade for some of us.
For fucks sake, it's ejecting puss and bleeding and the autotard is using maxi pads.
>those sounds he starts making at 5:09
Chris's level of autism just baffles me.
Is there any way of showing these videos to Werner Herzog? I want him to make a documentary about Chris like he did with Timothy Treadwell.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
>Doing the sailor moon pose in regards of how sonichu isn't going to be hosted in Japan, threatens lawsuit against nintendo with the support of his e-friends and half dead parents..
taking bets, whch one will die first, chris-chan or pamperchu?
I feel that as /b/ we have a moral obligation to do something that will totally go against his wishes and that is to get the Department of Health to seek this clearly delusional and mentally impaired man and get his shit checked.
Chris-chan is one of the first humans to be meme'd almost from life to death. It's legendary. Who the fuck dies from a fake vagina wound?? This guys spiral into insanity has been meme'd into existance, and his whole life will be a chapter in memeology. This fake vagina thing is too fucking crazy to be real.
Wow still clinging to this guy huh. It's been like 10 years dude, you can't live in one memory or trend forever. You're like that guy who still wears carpenter jeans because you're stuck at age 20 in 2003
Did that freak already get cancer from microwaved reused pampers?
my sides haven't reached these heights in a dogs age
How does he still need money after selling this shit
Wtf is wrong with this dude?
>No Mary Lee Walsh
Sonichus Theme song:
hope you all got your medallions, they will be collector soon
>You smell great, did you bathe...
M8, I'm as maladjusted as they come, and got shit loads of infected "holes" riddling my body over the years, but not once have I ever they they made me female, or anything other that a walking staph scab
Will you be embarking on a quest to leave it on Chris's grave?
No, thank you, no I wouldn't like to imagine that.
Probably, but it's leaking puss and blood, he's using maxipads thinking it's period blood. I'm pretty sure he stimulates it so it grows, even if it stings the shit out of him.
I don't know, it's an infection of some sort, it's leaking and it looks like its riding up his ass neck to the bottom of his balls if you want my honest opinion, it doesn't look good. Think anal leaking and not washing or wiping well and it's summer, Chris walking around in hot humid heat, sweat mixes with puss, blood, anal leakage on the maxipad and then then onto the open wound, it'll turn ugly fast, no?
Well, it could be like /b/ tried and it was a tragic/sad ending?
Oh cripes, knew this whole Chris shit fiasco seemed eerily familiar, ones using dirty diapers, the other maxipads on an open sore by his ass neck.
Chris molded that with his bare hands, imagine all the bodily fluids and pubic hairs pressed into it.
He's gonna get a woman, even if he has to become one!
Will Liquid Chris make a final video in honor of Solid's passing?
nah, I'll go on a quest to kill every medallion bearer to be the number 1, afro samurai style
imagine what sort of power you would get
I don't think he'll die, at the very least it'll spread all over his inner thigh and be very painful but he'll probably be in a hospital by the time it gets too severe.
Go out and zap to the extreme gentlemen, the ride will finally end.
If it were staph he would already be dead.
The journey is always better than the destination. Especially when the destination is Chris dying of an infected taint, then his mom dying because she's unable to take care of herself and the bodies not being found until the neighbors notice a smell. RIP in fucking peace.
I'm actually sad playing this and staring at Chris with his Sarah.
Youre not very familiar with staph are you?
Staph is simply a bacteria that prevents open wounds from healing, leading to eventual gangrene and necrosis. The bacteria itself isnt what kills you (unless its the flesh eating kind). Itll be the septic shock when the wound eats into his digestive system
He was wearing his medallion even back in high school. You gotta hand it to those girls, putting up with this guy and pretending to like him. Cute girl like that would probably rather have been hanging out with Chad, but she took time to hang out with Chris. I guess there's some good in the world.
> full on gorilla
I knew a tard in high school who had insane strength and a hair trigger temper.
When he got mad it took the principle (who was retired special forces) and 2 other security to pin him down. It was ridiculous
When I was in junior high, I was a teacher aid for the Special Ed classes. Whenever one of the tards were acting up, they put them in a small, 6x6ft room with a locked door that had a window.
The isolation chamber they called it. One year, one of the tards went gorilla enough that he actually busted down the door by ramming it over and over
He's lived more than any of us.
I have a cousin prone to autistic fits of rage (chased and attacked a girl with a hockey stick in gym class during his sophomore year of high school). In middle school I was the person who would get called to calm his autistic ass down because he'd actually listen to me. Don't fuck with retards, man.
>Tfw you'll get to witness his fall and redemption
Yeah that ain't happening.
Very well said.
I'vd noticed the same patterns in feminists. Wanting reality to be a certain way is fine and normal. Demanding that it change, often at others' expense, to suit your selfish desires is... well, this.
That's assuming he could make it that far. The first news of his death might come when Barb gets thirsty or hungry and goes to a neighbor for help out of desperation and they find chris dead upstairs.
That looks so incredibly painful. Do you think he's fingering it trying to masturbate? I wouldn't put it past him. If that's the case he's probably gonna get a really bad infection.
I really wish you hadn't written that. Yes, he probably is trying to masturbate with it, and goddamn you for making me visualise that.
Jesus fucking Christ. This shit isn't funny anymore.
You see this, SJWs? You see what happens when you encourage people to deny basic reality in favour of a prefered fantasy? You will have this fat tard's death on your hands.
People calling me a newfag (which I'm not) for not knowing this fat autistic loser but everyone on here is being Burt hurt arm chair quarterbacks when someone makes a booboo comment
It goes so much further back than that. You're missing out on fucking 11 years of someone who has a life like a weird web series or really long movie. You're missing out on a fucking decade long roller coaster of emotions.
>People calling me a newfag (which I'm not)
That's exactly what a newfag would say
I fucking can't with those trumpet noises he makes with his mouth, I just fucking can't
Its 4 a.m. cut me some slack
Cograts on admiting that you are too new here too unterstand him you autistic fairy faggot.
He lived his life rolling around at the speed of autism. He followed his rainbow..... I hope he burns in hell.
He has some of his jizz on ice so he can impregnate himself when the time is right, supposedly.
Well fuck this is tugging on heart strings I forgot I had. Fucking austismo the destroyers family has it too much like a few of my close buddies.
Stupid fucking kids...Leave!
Chris is King of the Autists.
I wish he were, since he is to a great extent responsible for what Chris has become. He and Snorlax let him live in his fantasy world for his entire life, and this last fantasy may just end up killig him.
There is poetry here.
"Oh fake vagina!
Will you even unto death
That was harder to write in English than Jap.
I know he wasn't *as* responsible as Barb, but he fought like hell to keep Chris out of the very "tard school" that might have actually taught him the skills necessary to have a half-decent life. And did so because to admit that Chris wasn't all there would have been to admit that they, the parents, had made a grievous error in judgment in producing a child at such an advanced age.
Which is what they did.
Yeah but does the king have a new successor after he is gone that is the question. He never managed to sire an heir..... What ever shall become of his grand kingdom?
Why would I take the easy way out like a faggot instead of living out the rest of my mediocre life in misery and agony knowing that my existence pisses you off beyond reasonable understanding?
LONG LIVE THE AUTIST GOD KING CHRIS!
I uh... I was listening to Needles by system of a down and this just sunk up to it in such a horrifyingly amazing way It cannot be described by mortal words.....
Thats something I don't think enough people get. Why would someone off themselves if they know that just their existence was such a blight that it made others have a constant stroke and die at just a mention of them?
Also, suicide is for pussies..... just saying.
Remember when you faggots harassed an autistic girl and made the news?
Shit will happen again, especially when they check his hard drive and site. People will search his name to find obituaries and guestbook, but instead get wikis and memes.
Do y'all want that publicity again, to become a safe space once more by feeding this dipshit's delusions?
Or do you want to keep your personal shithole uncensored and free by getting the aspiefag admitted and away from his shitty mom?
Choose, anon. Your time to be a god has risen.
The clock ticks.
Good, let the word of 4chan be spread to every ship posting faggot willing to join and fuck around. new blood may be hated but its what keeps this once thriving site from the brink of death. Let all those who would join our cause and great crusade to have true freedom and let us cast down our hug box safe space enimies, so that their bones may be dashed among the rocks.
fucking die in a hole anon.
What webm's going around? Why the fuck would he do that? I know it's Chris but fuck, man.
Wow. Saw it.
A NEW KING HAS COME FORTH! HIS ONLY TRUE CHALLENGER IS THE PRETENDER MOON MOON!