Circumstances being as they are, Chris probably won't live

>>696790079
What happened?

>>696790079
What happened? Is she okay?

>>696790531
He has a horrible infected wound in the area between his scrotum and anus caused by ripping out a piercing he had there. He's not seeking treatment because he believes the hypnosis tapes he's been listening to are causing him to grow a vagina.

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>>696790844
Welp.. He lived like he died..

>>696790531
Well, recently he posted couple of photos showing a gaping wound on his taint. And apparently, he thinks that he's growing female genitals and is calling the abscess a "labia".

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>>696790773
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""she"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>>696790844

>>696791415
>>696791522
Truly disgusting. He's even crazier than we thought.

>>696790079

Here's a fun little musical tribute, inspired by a now deleted posted on /v/. I could do actual work to make this better, but then Chris Chan has NEVER done THAT, so why bother?

1. Play, immediately pause and mute this video (any Chris Chan compilation will do, but this is the right length): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7prvwk5Aa4

2. Play and immediately pause this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

3. To the best of your ability restart both video at the same time.

Enjoy! At ~3:00 is particularly poignant.

>>696790079

I've watched him grow for years, through all the stages of life a all young men go through.

>Creating your first expanded universe of escapism comics
>Getting caught jacking it by your dad
>Burning down your first house
>Fucking your first prostitute
>Assaulting your first gamestop employee for disrespecting sonic
>Buying your first dress
>That thrill when your adult onset vagina finally arrives

I've watched him live, and I'll see him die, a real human bean.

>>696793385
I still don't believe that even a prostitute willingly fucked him.

>>696793204
This is making me really emotional.

>>696790079
What webm?

>>696794106
It doesn't matter. It's not Chris.

>>696794169
That still doesn't answer my question anon.

>>696790079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
this one
why his mother doesn't know his son is slowly killing himself and the whole internet knows?

>>696794476
I've never clicked it. It seems to be a dickless man masturbating. It's off topic though, so don't anyone derail the thread by posting it.

>>696794527
>why his mother doesn't know his son is slowly killing himself and the whole internet knows?

She's probably also dying herself, and is probably complete out of it by now.

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Someone call the crazy police on him before the faggot kills himself

>>696794527
Kek...high functioning?

>>696793385
>Bean

>>696794585
But how do we know that it's not Chris?

>>696794527
Barb is barely conscious these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMl48jUgyc

>his son
I keked

>>696795023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INxLFmZhtWg

>>696794975
>But how do we know that it's not Chris?

>tfw you and entire Internet knows more about Chris's nether regions than he does.

This video always reminds me of...Happy times
Very much happiness associated around the time I first watched this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC-4GDBDa8A

>>696795023
fucking hell...
I know he is a delusional shithead and all but I still have some pity for him
I wonder what he'll become once she dies

>>696794799
DON'T

He's the classic video he made in anticipation of meeting Ivy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6IvA7WUmg

>>696795023
God dang thats some sad shit. Next time she snorts like that some of those boxes might fall over and crush her...wizard of oz style

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>>696795816
Where will we get the lulz if the autistic clown dies huh?

>>696795568
Hopefully he hangs himself on livestream

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This thread... I just. It's incredible.

>>696790079
>he had oldschool my little poneys before the new one came out

haha

>>696796407
The correct reply to that post is,

CALL

>>696793204
man i just can't do that

it's sad. he never had a real chance at life, and on top of that, he voluntarily expressed the most awful ideas about other people...so there was no way to even feel sorry for him in the end

it's extra sad because, 20 years ago, this guy would be a wal mart cashier or something...would have an apartment..pay his bills.

when chris's mom dies, he will be unable to take care of himself and will become homeless.

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>>696795535
Here's his youtube channel
CWCville Tourist
>Veryyyy interesting videos basil..

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>tfw you never got to witness Chris Chan's rise to infamy

>>696796407
>>696796587
Seriously though, someone should call the police. I really think he's a danger to himself.

>>696796858
He'll wind up dead before that happens.

Or, he'll end up like Ed Gein and board up his house, molest his deceased mother's corpse, and start assembling assorted pieces of furniture from female body parts.

>>696797437
no, he won't. barb will die within 5 years

>>696796859
I don't wanna anon, I may suffer permanent brain damage from hearing Chris' deluded rants and world views, it's like hearing out a southkorean daughter of megalian childmurdering feminist on crack and lsd.

>>696796859
Oh shit whaddup

>>696797378
If it's like the anons are staing he's gonna get an deadly infection soon, and the sicko is gonna think hes getting pregnant or some shit, time's running out and he aint going to no hospital, specially when they question his feminimity.

>>696790079
if anything he's a cautionary tale to the rest of us maladjusted anons. You know, maybe we should re-assess our hobbies? learn to operate outside of our comfort zones? question the things we believe in? keep better tabs on what we let our pride do to us?

Lets be honest with ourselves. If we're in this thread, we're not too many bad life choices away from being another Chris Chan.

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>>696793204
3:00 highlight confirmed

>>696796858
if its one thing chris is good at it's garnering pity. even when his mom dies, someone else will take him in. he'll spend the rest of his days being other peoples problems, one after the other as he's kicked out of home after home.

>>696798255
"Maladjusted" and "mentally ill" are quite different things, anon. Really, they are. I'm pretty sure no series of bad life choices would cause me to believe a festering wound is my vagina manifesting, for example. And that's just the start of it.

l would strangle him to death myself, don't care if edgy

RIP glory days of Chris Chan
He lived as he died, a monkey behind a camera
>claiming that his first word was, in fact, monkey

jesus christ...

>>696790079
I've been following him for years. I honestly feel kind of bad for him at this point, he's completely fucking lost it.

>>696798974
maladjusted becomes mentally ill when its left to its own devices. anyway do whatever you want, man. i'm just telling my takeaway from all this.

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Goodbye you magnificent bastard

>>696800107
I always felt bad for him. He is legit crazy and his parents should have restricted his internet access.

Hopefully Bob will kick his ass when he dead

Most people have conviction. Wild dreams or things that they thirst for, no matter how unrealistic. Sometimes, right before falling asleep, people dream about being larger than life and becoming something great.

Some people dream of changing the world, or leaving a legacy. Others dream of simpler things, like being remembered for their attributes or proving themselves.

Do you believe Chris Chan is or was capable of these types of dreams, /b/? Do you think he stayed up at night, thinking of things he would strive for?

>>696800107
he wont die from this. it's just going to disfigure him and give him another life-long problem. but his ego won't even be bumped by it.

ChrisChan is such a fuckwit dude

I hope he keeps us updated in his mangina

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>>696798255
>Operate outside our comfort zones
Like what start strolling across the city with pokemon go and get mugged by culturally enriching underpriviledged dindus or get run over by some bitch who can't use a mic while on the cellphone.

Or maybe try to get a new job in the ever decreasing workplace, and starve while the never endingly indebted nations of the world keep giving handouts to bankers.

He's an example of how far can autism and escapism are prevalent in the present, go and tell a ravaging feminist, or any politically correct vegan genderfluid pro-muslim queer to reassess his world views. You'll be called a misoginist rapist, very much in the same way that CWC regards anyone who questions his lunacy a troll.

It is ludicrous that you claim that one should be complacent towards idiocracy, the masses have always been run in the mill betas who allow greedy degenerates get their way.

If anything one should embrace pride, it is a dying virtue, and it will get even worse as political correctness continues polluting the minds of the young, look at millenials.

TL;DR This post is pseudo-intelectual rubbish

>>696800621
No he was a non-functional adult who honestly thought combining sonic and pikachu into one character named sonichu was an amazing accomplishment. Enough that he would consider it one of his greatest achievements in life.

>>696800621
chris never strived for anything, he believed that whatever he wanted he deserved from day one. this is why he spent most his time and energy bemoaning what he didn't have instead of trying to do what it took to bring himself closer to it. he imagined a world that didn't exist, tried to demand that it did, and reality called his bluff.

>>696790079
What's wrong with him? Aside from all of the obvious

>>696800929
why are you baiting in a chrischan thread?

>>696800621
I honestly think that he was so far gone, so absolutely delusional that he has been living his dream for his entire life. His characters are real to him, he is a woman now, the dean of the college he went to has been conspiring against him for his entire life, he can curse people by acting like Goku.

>>696801495

Autistic, aspie, probably retarded

>>696801495
untreated autism. his parents alternated between coddling and beating him with nothing at all in between. since the punishments never taught him anything, all he did is learn how to ignore them with escapism.

long story short: don't let your kids get away with dumb shit, but don't just scream at them and beat them. explain how they fucked up, help them not fuck up again.

>>696795023
God. I need to call my parents.

>>696802285
>>696802267
That's...actually not funny at all. That makes me sad. /b/ hasn't blackened my heart enough yet. I feel bad for him if that's true.

Also, autistic and aspie are the same thing. Aspie comes from asperger's, which is a form of autism.

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>>696801124
his work is pure comedy gold though, which is better than what a lot of people on 4chan did

>>696802541
don't go down that road of quantifying aspergers on 4chan. that way lies madness, and being called an asspie until you shut up.

>>696793385
Respect, Chris has finally mastered life.

>>696802541
High-functioning autism and Asperger syndrome are both part of the 'autism spectrum'. The main difference between the two is thought to be in language development: people with Asperger Syndrome, typically, will not have had delayed language development when younger.

So he's an aspie

>>696802738
Is there some dispute about it? I'm literally just going with what every person who has ever had to say anything about it has told me. I don't have asperger's and I don't think I know anyone who does, so I've never been interested enough to actually study it. I just heard "mild autism" and went "ah okay, I'm gonna go eat a pickle now"

>>696802541
also, don't feel bad for him. his childhood was garbage but in adulthood he was handed tons of chances to get better and just gamed them for whatever money or sympathy he could.

he's a scumbag with a handicap. one doesn't cancel the other out.

>>696803178
stfu asspie, ree about it in r9k

>>696790844
OMG... the whiny bitch is LITERALLY growing a vagina so put sand in?!

Gold.

>>696803059
Ah okay, thanks for clearing that up. As I said above, I never cared enough to study it, and it's not one of those things where I go "you know I should really look that up" and then forget for weeks like what "sucking eggs" means

I'll leave a pickle on his grave.

>>696790844
You know, I've followed the antics of Chris for quite a long time, but that might be the most legitimately retarded thing he has ever said. That's saying a lot.

>>696803535
We should try to get Reggie Fils-Aime to come to his funeral.

>>696803384
I don't think that was english. Go to some Nazispeak board with your Nazispeak

>>696803729
And Ian

>>696803647
chris' logic flowchat goes as follows.

>if its something good, i had everything to do with it from the very beginning.
>if it's something bad, it was never my fault, i'm the victim, stop being mean to me.

>>696803729
Because his body would be ready?

>>696803737
tardfag confirmed.

>>696800147
He was fucked pretty early on. Chances are if you're here and you're fucked up in the head like that, you're already on your way to becoming like him in some form and it's too late.

I may be some stinking fat NEET shit, but you'll never see me catfished multiple times ranting and raving like a loon on Youtube about my earth shattering DBZ/GoT expanded universe. Or think some sort of festering wound is a natural sexual evolution or some shit.

>>696804089
Tardfag isn't English either Mr. Germany. Away with you and your WWII losing ways

>>696790079
if trump was already president we wouldn't have to hear about defectives like this. they'd be quietly wrangled up and gaschambered and nobody but maybe their parents would cry about it.

>>696790844
Logic like that deserves to die. Seriously? What a fuckin' clown, man.

>>696798888
Checked

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>>696791522
Holy shit, the fat dick piece of shit, probably lied on FB about going to see a doc and everything is ok, thinking it really did grow a vagina with those subliminal tube videos. This is insane and disgusting, but being an early avid follower of this fat autistic mess, I can't turn away, even though that is truly and really horrifying.

Don't they commit retards like this that are a danger to themselves? You guys have to ask yourselves if you really want the keks with Chris-Chan to end, that shit does not look good at all, it'll probably erupt internally.

>>696803729
why Reggie in particular? Nintendo doesn't have a lot to do with Sonic, does it?

>>696804550
they used to, but now its considered politically incorrect to institutionalize the mentally ill, so they just sap tax dollars or wander the streets homeless.

>>696802541
>/b/ hasn't blackened my heart enough yet

you haven't been here long enough then newfaggot and you probably shouldn't be posting. lurk moar

>>696804550
If someone gave enough of a shit they could probably get a welfare check done on him, let them know about the infected mangina.

https://youtu.be/JMMWRfQT_b4

Reminisce and remember
>I need an hero

>>696804765
Nobody says lurk moar anymore you fucking dipshit

>>696805114
what?

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>>696804588
There was a long period of time where Chris thought he was e-mailing back and forth with Reggie about making a Sonichu video game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsdOZlj1ETs

thanks for the (You) kiddo

>>696805363
You could have returned the favor, jerk.

>>696790079
chris is a fuckwit guys

>>696805114
lurk moar

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>>696805459
You get this one, out of pity, but I still have one more, don't forget it sport

>>696804550
>Don't they commit retards like this that are a danger to themselves

I think a guardian or someone they know has to inform authorities but we know that his mom is now in her own world

>>696805354
>that rant about homosexuality out of nowhere right in the middle

pure fucking gold

>>696804550
>Don't they commit retards like this that are a danger to themselves?
Imagine living with Chris in an institution One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest style.

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>>696805114
Maybe this is the problem
too much children posting before they think and not lurking moar like they should
Scum

>>696805912
That would drive me insane.

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>>696806063
Nice

>>696791127
And how was that?

>>696790844
hol up, so youre saying that this fuckwit can now literally fuck himself?

>>696806367
An ass blasted cunt.

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>>696793385
>human bean
MY SIDES

>>696802541
Shut up summer

>chris-chan will never make a part 2 of this video with his fully grown mangina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zosxGbUdLo

are there healthcare pros who can tell us what CWC has? & If it'll kill him this year?

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>>696805770
>the one where he asks the company that makes Axe Body Spray to prevent homosexuals from using the product

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJqfpgRts_4

>>696805354
god, I forgot about that...and he had to bring how straight he is

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>>696804800
I'd like to believe /b/ is the good guy who doesn't want the Chris-Chan saga to end, it's been going for over a decade for some of us.

For fucks sake, it's ejecting puss and bleeding and the autotard is using maxi pads.

>>696800743
ayy lmao is confirmed or was it the commies?

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>>696806687
>those sounds he starts making at 5:09

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Chris's level of autism just baffles me.

>>696807059
I'm sure his current address is floating around somewhere, but I doubt anything would happen. He's probably gonna die from sepsis.

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Is there any way of showing these videos to Werner Herzog? I want him to make a documentary about Chris like he did with Timothy Treadwell.

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>>696806687
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

>>696807059
How do yiu know this anon? Where are yoi getting updates?

>>696806805
It's an open wound, not complicated.

>>696807682
He talked about it on his Facebook page.

>>696807815
It's also in one of the most bacteria ridden places on the human body, and I think it's safe to assume Chris' hygiene isn't very good.

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>>696805354
>Doing the sailor moon pose in regards of how sonichu isn't going to be hosted in Japan, threatens lawsuit against nintendo with the support of his e-friends and half dead parents..

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taking bets, whch one will die first, chris-chan or pamperchu?

I feel that as /b/ we have a moral obligation to do something that will totally go against his wishes and that is to get the Department of Health to seek this clearly delusional and mentally impaired man and get his shit checked.

Chris-chan is one of the first humans to be meme'd almost from life to death. It's legendary. Who the fuck dies from a fake vagina wound?? This guys spiral into insanity has been meme'd into existance, and his whole life will be a chapter in memeology. This fake vagina thing is too fucking crazy to be real.

>>696808059
How's his cancer? Is his diet still shit?

>>696808118
I support it.

>>696790079
Wow still clinging to this guy huh. It's been like 10 years dude, you can't live in one memory or trend forever. You're like that guy who still wears carpenter jeans because you're stuck at age 20 in 2003

>>696791127
Fearless and retarded

>>696808118
the thing I don't understand is who takes care of barb since she is in a semi coma state
it's clearly not chris or else she'd be already dead

>>696808520
I think it's mainly because he hasn't dropped off. He's been going strong and getting progressively more insane for a decade now.

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>>696808361
Did that freak already get cancer from microwaved reused pampers?

>>696808520
He just keeps getting crazier.

>>696808539
Damn, I had not idea Barb was doing bad. Haven't kept up with Chris for a long time.

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>>696806878
my sides haven't reached these heights in a dogs age

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How does he still need money after selling this shit

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>>696806878

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Wtf is wrong with this dude?

>>696807601
God damn it Rutger Hauer, get the fuck out. This is srs bidness.

Fuck. Now I have to watch that movie again.

>>696808059
>likes to dig through dumpsters for used diapers
>microwaves away the germs
>this goes on for untold years

funny how the trash seems to take itself out, isn't it?

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>>696807506
>No Mary Lee Walsh
Shamefur Dispray

Sonichus Theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8twd3hDtIPI

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>>696809281
moar anon

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hope you all got your medallions, they will be collector soon

>>696809281
Fucking autoplay, my bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXhPw4uWkA

>>696807817
Well i guess ill have to go to that cancer ward then
Fuck sake

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>>696809458
Im litterally googling shit now

>>696808361
it's been two years and he is still here, it seems that microwaved diapers are healthier than what we thought

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>>696809052
>>696806878
>You smell great, did you bathe...

>>696798255
M8, I'm as maladjusted as they come, and got shit loads of infected "holes" riddling my body over the years, but not once have I ever they they made me female, or anything other that a walking staph scab

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>>696809461
Will you be embarking on a quest to leave it on Chris's grave?

>>696805912
No, thank you, no I wouldn't like to imagine that.
>>696806574
Probably, but it's leaking puss and blood, he's using maxipads thinking it's period blood. I'm pretty sure he stimulates it so it grows, even if it stings the shit out of him.
>>696806805
I don't know, it's an infection of some sort, it's leaking and it looks like its riding up his ass neck to the bottom of his balls if you want my honest opinion, it doesn't look good. Think anal leaking and not washing or wiping well and it's summer, Chris walking around in hot humid heat, sweat mixes with puss, blood, anal leakage on the maxipad and then then onto the open wound, it'll turn ugly fast, no?
>>696807464
Well, it could be like /b/ tried and it was a tragic/sad ending?
>>696808059
Oh cripes, knew this whole Chris shit fiasco seemed eerily familiar, ones using dirty diapers, the other maxipads on an open sore by his ass neck.
>>696808118
Ayyy.
>>696809461
Chris molded that with his bare hands, imagine all the bodily fluids and pubic hairs pressed into it.

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He's gonna get a woman, even if he has to become one!

>>696800929
I wonder if you realise how cringy you sound

man is this world cruel

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>>696805114
KYS

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Will Liquid Chris make a final video in honor of Solid's passing?

>>696793204
Here you go bruh
http://vmashup.com/czMkAVSC

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>>696810184
>>696801619

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>>696809948
nah, I'll go on a quest to kill every medallion bearer to be the number 1, afro samurai style
imagine what sort of power you would get

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>>696810027
I don't think he'll die, at the very least it'll spread all over his inner thigh and be very painful but he'll probably be in a hospital by the time it gets too severe.

>>696791522
from a medical standpoint, it is surprisingly uninfected

>>696807815
Its gone beyond open wound. Chris has a full blown staph riddled abscess. It is literally an flesh eating infection burrowing deeper into his body by the day

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Go out and zap to the extreme gentlemen, the ride will finally end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upkYQqbrjSc&list=WL&index=69

>>696811239
What does that even mean?

>>696795433
FUUUUUCK.
SHE AINT BLINK ONCE

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>>696811127
> staph
If it were staph he would already be dead.

>>696811239
The journey is always better than the destination. Especially when the destination is Chris dying of an infected taint, then his mom dying because she's unable to take care of herself and the bodies not being found until the neighbors notice a smell. RIP in fucking peace.

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>>696811239
I'm actually sad playing this and staring at Chris with his Sarah.

>>696811700
Youre not very familiar with staph are you?

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/guide/staph-infection-cellulitis

Staph is simply a bacteria that prevents open wounds from healing, leading to eventual gangrene and necrosis. The bacteria itself isnt what kills you (unless its the flesh eating kind). Itll be the septic shock when the wound eats into his digestive system

>>696810676
>Here you go bruh

Thanks man. May you be bless with many monthly tugboats filled with gibs for years to come.

>>696811888
He was wearing his medallion even back in high school. You gotta hand it to those girls, putting up with this guy and pretending to like him. Cute girl like that would probably rather have been hanging out with Chad, but she took time to hang out with Chris. I guess there's some good in the world.

>>696812204
That or she feared his autistic rage. I knew some autism people in junior high and highschool. Fuckers would go full on gorilla if they ever got mad

How do we know when he dies?

>>696812204
I 100% agree, people tend to look out for other people. Quality post anon.

>>696812396
We won't. Because even if he dies, Chris will become a tulpa. His immortality being his legacy forever perpetuated through online trolls in memoriam

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>>696812204
a true sonichu girl tbh

>>696808118
>/b/
>moral obligations
Pick one

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>>696812540

>>696812380
> full on gorilla
I knew a tard in high school who had insane strength and a hair trigger temper.
When he got mad it took the principle (who was retired special forces) and 2 other security to pin him down. It was ridiculous

>>696812633
When I was in junior high, I was a teacher aid for the Special Ed classes. Whenever one of the tards were acting up, they put them in a small, 6x6ft room with a locked door that had a window.

The isolation chamber they called it. One year, one of the tards went gorilla enough that he actually busted down the door by ramming it over and over

>>696796061
Did he ever meet Ivy?

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>>696793385
He's lived more than any of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCUm2GthNJs

If you white knights ruin his final blaze of glory I will chimp out

>>696812633
I have a cousin prone to autistic fits of rage (chased and attacked a girl with a hockey stick in gym class during his sophomore year of high school). In middle school I was the person who would get called to calm his autistic ass down because he'd actually listen to me. Don't fuck with retards, man.

>>696813186
Someone's gonna call the cops to do a wellness check on him and barb and spoil it as soon as he posts online about feeling sick. You know it.

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>>696797170
>Tfw you'll get to witness his fall and redemption

>>696812616
You have arrived in this world when some cunt is cosplaying you.

>>696813475
> Chris Chans last day
> dying in hospital from septic
> "Mabey I'm the one that's messed up"

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>>696813723
Yeah that ain't happening.

>>696813953
sonic: not even once

>>696813723
>"Mabey I'm the one that's messed up"
lel, in your dreams
he'll probably mumble something about the homosexuals and megan

Didn't he have a video of himself fucking a doll on his youtube channel some time ago?

>>696801382

Very well said.

I'vd noticed the same patterns in feminists. Wanting reality to be a certain way is fine and normal. Demanding that it change, often at others' expense, to suit your selfish desires is... well, this.

>>696813723
That's assuming he could make it that far. The first news of his death might come when Barb gets thirsty or hungry and goes to a neighbor for help out of desperation and they find chris dead upstairs.

>>696814061
I guess you're talking about JUUUUUUULAAAAY

>>696814061
See >>696806687

>>696803293

Also, this.

Some people seem to fail to realise that those with diabilities can *also* be raging assholes at the same time.

>>696814145
it's pretty funny because there is one thing he actually worked very hard to obtain and failed to get it: sex
he even became a tranny to get it

>>696801124
*only

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>>696814220
hey thanks man i appreciate that

>>696805712

What do you mean? What is happening wih the Snorlax?

>>696812580
This actually makes me sad. She might have genuinely been his friend and not had any malicious intent. We will never know.

>>696791522
Is that an inside out dick?

>>696814572
See >>696795023 and >>696795433

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>>696814434
Gunna get some chyna at last

>>696814772
a hole in his groin

I may have missed it scrolling down, where is the information on cwc's gaping gooch wound?

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>>696790844
>growing a vagina

>>696814839
>>696814772
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit_2.0

>>696814793
It's mindboggling how he never got better at drawing

I'll make a fucking tribute video
fuck it I'll make it right now

Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizard Binaural Beats

I wonder if he still eats his own cum so he doesn't lose any unborn children he might have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL1xh489L1M

Chris chan, the king of cringe, the master of fiery disaster, the ayatollah of guitar hero rocknrollah, the czar of bizarre, the earle of no girl, the count of sonichu merch discount

Chris Chan makes me happy with what I have in life. I really doubt he'll get it but this man needs a miracle

>>696791522
That looks so incredibly painful. Do you think he's fingering it trying to masturbate? I wouldn't put it past him. If that's the case he's probably gonna get a really bad infection.

Can someone tell me why everyone gives a shit about this self entitled dick nose autismo? Literally never heard of him.

Also someone post the webm of what OP is asking about

KAAAAAZOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A&list=RDMMEsQI7Q4X8Nc&index=21

>>696815829
Get out newfag. You will never understand.

>>696815829
How about eat shit n die

>>696815829
hi summer

>>696815759
He is. There's a webm somewhere

>>696815759
autists don't feel pain like normal people so probably

>>696815759

I really wish you hadn't written that. Yes, he probably is trying to masturbate with it, and goddamn you for making me visualise that.

Jesus fucking Christ. This shit isn't funny anymore.

You see this, SJWs? You see what happens when you encourage people to deny basic reality in favour of a prefered fantasy? You will have this fat tard's death on your hands.

>>696815957
>>696815973

>I didn't get my PS4 that I need for free reeee
>I ripped my gooch and have a DIY mangoo now

Seriously I don't get it

>>696815829

Go to sonichu.com and read about the King of All Autistics

>>696816110
That webm is not Chris.

>>696815829
Have fun.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler

>>696816157
He's done other stuff you autist, this isn't the first of his shenanigans

>>696816110
That's not him, it's some other tranny.

>>696816128
People calling me a newfag (which I'm not) for not knowing this fat autistic loser but everyone on here is being Burt hurt arm chair quarterbacks when someone makes a booboo comment

>>696816110
if it's the webm I'm thinking of, it's not chris, but some guy who lost his dick when he was a kid
he got pseudo-"vagina" to be able to cum

>>696816157
It goes so much further back than that. You're missing out on fucking 11 years of someone who has a life like a weird web series or really long movie. You're missing out on a fucking decade long roller coaster of emotions.

>>696816337
How'd he lose his dick?
Especially as a kid, how the fuck do you even?

>>696816322
>People calling me a newfag (which I'm not)
you clearly are

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If only they could have known.

>>696816157
Go bait elsewhere dickless

>>696816511
>How'd he lose his dick?
>Especially as a kid, how the fuck do you even?
his grandfather bit it off accidentally while sexually molesting him.

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>>696816322
>People calling me a newfag (which I'm not)
That's exactly what a newfag would say

>>696816525
Believe what you will. It won't matter in about 15 mins top and we'll forget about each other's anonymous existence.
Newfag

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>>696806687
I fucking can't with those trumpet noises he makes with his mouth, I just fucking can't

>>696816511
pissing on a electric fence

>>696816525
>>696816607
>implying you're not newfags

Someone on /r9k/ is claiming he called social services and they're doing an investigation. Hopefully they'll stop him from dying.

>>696816538
The gradual realization of the disappointment mustve been soulcrushing

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>>696800929
Pseudo-intellectual scutter.

>>696816231
>>696816298
>>696816337
well shit. i saw it on /v/ and was told it was him. sorry

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>>696817135
Its 4 a.m. cut me some slack

>>696816231
Mellanie Chafe (deleted)

She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw&list=RDMMEsQI7Q4X8Nc

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>>696803737
Cograts on admiting that you are too new here too unterstand him you autistic fairy faggot.

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>>696790079
He lived his life rolling around at the speed of autism. He followed his rainbow..... I hope he burns in hell.

Are there any medical professionals in this thread?

What the fuck is happening to Chris's crotch and what's the prognosis?

>>696810808
You become him. You want that?

I'm glad Bob isn't around to see what Chris became

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>>696815759
He has some of his jizz on ice so he can impregnate himself when the time is right, supposedly.

>>696794707
Pretty sure Barb has been senile even before Bob died

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>>696795433
>>696795023
Well fuck this is tugging on heart strings I forgot I had. Fucking austismo the destroyers family has it too much like a few of my close buddies.

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>>696815829
Stupid fucking kids...Leave!

Chris is King of the Autists.

>>696818417

I wish he were, since he is to a great extent responsible for what Chris has become. He and Snorlax let him live in his fantasy world for his entire life, and this last fantasy may just end up killig him.

There is poetry here.

贋膣哉
死ぬる迄にも
膿まむ哉。

"Oh fake vagina!
Will you even unto death
Puscify onward?"

That was harder to write in English than Jap.

>>696819218
Bob tried at least, he was just too fucking old

>>696819425

I know he wasn't *as* responsible as Barb, but he fought like hell to keep Chris out of the very "tard school" that might have actually taught him the skills necessary to have a half-decent life. And did so because to admit that Chris wasn't all there would have been to admit that they, the parents, had made a grievous error in judgment in producing a child at such an advanced age.

Which is what they did.

>>696819053
Kill yourself ponyfag

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>>696819180
Yeah but does the king have a new successor after he is gone that is the question. He never managed to sire an heir..... What ever shall become of his grand kingdom?

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>>696819901
Why would I take the easy way out like a faggot instead of living out the rest of my mediocre life in misery and agony knowing that my existence pisses you off beyond reasonable understanding?

>>696819953

There follows no heir. We shall not gaze upon his like again.

>brushes away a single tear

>>696820064
this guy has a point

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>>696820102
LONG LIVE THE AUTIST GOD KING CHRIS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rIYMEl_4xc

>>696808533
Fucking kek

https://youtu.be/fDMWQBn_cA8
Why b why

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>>696820673
I uh... I was listening to Needles by system of a down and this just sunk up to it in such a horrifyingly amazing way It cannot be described by mortal words.....

Nigga how he dyin? Explanation?

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>>696820673

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>>696820143
Thats something I don't think enough people get. Why would someone off themselves if they know that just their existence was such a blight that it made others have a constant stroke and die at just a mention of them?

Also, suicide is for pussies..... just saying.

Remember when you faggots harassed an autistic girl and made the news?

Shit will happen again, especially when they check his hard drive and site. People will search his name to find obituaries and guestbook, but instead get wikis and memes.

Do y'all want that publicity again, to become a safe space once more by feeding this dipshit's delusions?

Or do you want to keep your personal shithole uncensored and free by getting the aspiefag admitted and away from his shitty mom?

Choose, anon. Your time to be a god has risen.

The clock ticks.

tick.

tick.

tick.

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>>696821521
Good, let the word of 4chan be spread to every ship posting faggot willing to join and fuck around. new blood may be hated but its what keeps this once thriving site from the brink of death. Let all those who would join our cause and great crusade to have true freedom and let us cast down our hug box safe space enimies, so that their bones may be dashed among the rocks.
Its
tick
tock
tick
tock

fucking die in a hole anon.

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>>696790079
What webm's going around? Why the fuck would he do that? I know it's Chris but fuck, man.

Is the webm chris or not??? Be forreal wit me

>>696822185
>google it faggot.

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Chris the Cougar

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>>696822269

Wow. Saw it.

>>696821883
Anon, pray tell, when did you first /b/?

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>>696822402
A NEW KING HAS COME FORTH! HIS ONLY TRUE CHALLENGER IS THE PRETENDER MOON MOON!