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Hold it right there! You aren't carrying any dubs do you?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hold it right there!

You aren't carrying any dubs do you? OR TRIPS?
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>>696697284
All clean, officer
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heil kek, officer
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>>696697284
N- no... officer?
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>>696697776
That's too close for comfort anon.
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>>696697776
You almost got yourself arrested, sir.
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nearly had quads!

officer you can have mine!
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i swears offecer i dindu nuffin
i never gets dubes
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>>696697284
I'm all clean and please don't shoot me because I am not white.
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No officer.
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Nothing to see here, officer.
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Only carrying doritos, sir.
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>>696697284
Black lives matter officer!
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Non monsieur
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I would never, officer. I'm a fine, upstanding citizen.
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>>696697284
Obligated to tell you that I have a gun in the glove box
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>>696697284
yes im black
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with my dub wish, i wish for more happenings in europe :(
only way to red pill people
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>>696698396
You're getting arrested for being black instead.
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no, sir
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Hello occifer
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>>696697284
Why? Is it because i'm black?!!
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am i guilty?
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8888
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>>696698887
Re
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>>696698887
OHHHH SO CLOSEE
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dw i'm not black
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im trippin balls, get it?
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You dudes are fags
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not that i know of
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im this close to quads!
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>>696697284
OF COURSE NOT OFFICER
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>>696698888
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go to my ylyl thread. There is a lot of fucking dubs there fellahs B^)
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>>696697284
No dubs here.
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>>696697284
What seems to be the problem officer
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>>696697284
no justice no peace
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>>696699162
Fuck out of here
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i dindu noffin
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>>696698887
Off by 1
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>>696697284
No leave me alone.
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Loli-chan never gets dubs.
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>>696699266
Yes you did. In the cell with you, you monkey
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>>696699311
shoot em!
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>>696697284
what seems to be the officer, problem?
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>>696699311
I swear those are not mine.
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No versace dubs in here
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>>696697284

No dubs here boss!
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No, pls dont shoot me!
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>>696699346
You're not taking me alive! These dubs are mine I tell ya, MINE!!!!
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>>696699411
GET HIM
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No dubs my friend.
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What seems to be the officer, problem?
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No, but I have meth, officer.
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>>696697284
My 2nd amemement rights!
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NO DUBS HERE DON'T EVEN LOOK
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Why don't you actually make yourself useful? Go round up some heroin dealers; they're actually fucking with society instead of handing out tickets like candy to people in a park after it "closes." Get fucked, pig.
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You may have to perform a cavity search on me. ;)
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>>696697284
These ain't dubs these are conjoined singles
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I can't get dubs with this dick
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No, not here
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I've never seen a pair of dubs in my life officer
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I MADE THESE DUBS FOR YOU
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>>696697284
I can haz cavity search?
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i didn' do nothin'
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i swear i'm innocent
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>>696697284
Im clean and white sir.
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>>696699796
wtf?
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>>696699866
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>>696697889
Says the man 1 digit away from trips
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Carrying QUINTS, you shitass pig. What you gonna do now?
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>>696699866
Yes, you can!
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what what
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yes officer, dubs of course.
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99999 get
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im black dont le shoot
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quint get!
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No dubs beneath the hood
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Have fun with the cavity search. ;D
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nice try>>696699961
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>>696697284
yeah, right..
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fuck the police
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>>696699999
nicee
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>>696699999
I win!
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5th
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>>696700020
Joke's on you officer, I was the decoy. The real quints got away while you were busy with me.
>>696699999
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>>696699999
OH SHIT IT'S A SHOOTER
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>>696699999
witnessed
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>>696699999
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>>696699999
Nailed it
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>>696699999
I NEED BACK UP, I REPEAT I NEED BACK UP!!
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>>696700000
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>>696699999
GET THIS FUCKER NOW
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1
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I'm clean as well officer
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Fuck tha police
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>>696699999
NIGGER
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>>696699999
You sir are a mad man
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>>696700700
Nice dubs
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Bitch, please. I only carry quads.
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>>696700441

Called the last digit. Respect.
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>>696699999
End the terror now son, you're gone for gud
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>>696699999
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>>696699999
Oh god!OH GODDDDDD!!!!
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>>696700700
Nice doubles

>700700
:^)
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>>696700866
Shut it, you smalltime dubs-peddling crook.
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>>696699999
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Nothing wrong here officer.
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>>696699999
You are so dead.
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all clean here officer!
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No sir, no dubs here.
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>>696700977
Even dubs-havers are scared of this nigger….
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>>696701111
Oh shit.
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>>69670111
Take him down boys!
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>>696701111
>>696699999
WHEN WILL IT END?
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>>696701111
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Nuffin to hide officer
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I'm clean
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>>696701077

Dubs a'legal in the imperium, y'can't do shit
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>>696699999
Include me in the screencap
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Ok I have dubs
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Probably not.
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>>696697284
I don't have to answer that. What's your badge number
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>>696701184
Was it CP?
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I sware double, I don't have any officers.
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>>696701144
u fugged boi
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>>696699297
what would we do without u
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>>696701293
Why the fuck would anyone screencap a quints-get? There are like seventeen of them everyday, and no one wants to read a screencapped dubs patrol thread.
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fuck you officer!
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>>696699999
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I only disposed of quads 3 days ago, sir. They were given to me by the anon 2 posts under mine.
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>>696701409
Cops got their hands full with quads and quints, they let me off with a warning, believe it or not.
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I swear these dubs arent mine officer I was just holding them for a friend
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No drugs officer just large amounts of drugs.
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>>696699999
wow
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i win this thread
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>>696699999
YOU MADMAN
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All I got is weed officer
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Dindu nuffin occifer
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>>696697284
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>>696699999
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>>696699918
balls and dick
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>>696701640
>trying to draw more attention to his achievement on an anonymous image board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
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>>696699999
wrrwYGISW RTYGUWTG EGYUHBGDHY5THDA E\YRHYHH
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>>696697284
ROOLtwat1
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>>696697284
I sure dont hope so, but if found its my friend's
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>>696699999
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>>696701435
of course, but not in a thread that intends NOT to get them XD
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>>696699999
50 PEOPLE FOUND DEAD IN MASS SHOOTING HOYL FUCK
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>>696697284
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>>696697284
hey look man, I need the money
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>>696698887
holy shit
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>>696697284
No officer... no dubs here... or trips
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I hope not, officer
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no sir no fakn dubs here
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no dubs here sir
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>>696700700
GET OUT OF THE CAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR
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>>696697284
Ha
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So many crooks in this bread. The cops can't keep up at all.
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>>696702911
sir step out of the vehicle please
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>>696702911
Raise your hands, asshole!
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dubs get FUCK THE POLICE
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>>696697284
Of course not
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What are dubs?
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No I swear
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i dindu nuffin
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>>696697284
A dubs ? What's that ?
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%%nope%%
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>>696697284
dindu nuffin
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>>696697284
no sir
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>>696697284
nyet
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[spoiler]yep[/spoiler]
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>>696699999
CYYYYYYYYYYYYKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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>>696697284
Are you racially profling me, yo? That's petty
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i'm black
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>>696697284
Nothing at all, officer!
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>>696699999
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>>696699999

QUINTS GET
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no dubs here Officer!
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>>696697284
am i free to go sir?
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>>696699999
witnessed
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NO dubs here?
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>>696699999
RIDE WITH ME
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>>696701111
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>>696697284
Wouldn't dream of carrying dubs officer
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I don't know, am I?
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check em'
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>>696697284
NO DIMMADUBS HERE, OFFICER
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>>696704777
wtf is with this thread?
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>>696704777
sheit
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Fuck the police
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Nuffin to see here.....
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Let me just check my pockets...
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>>696704777
>>696701111
>>696699999
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>>696699999
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Nope just smuggling some sandniggers
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Nope. Just smuggling some WMD's for Uncle Sam for the next invasion scheme.
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>>696699999
oh sweet jesus
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>>696705644
>>696705866
GET EM
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do you have a warrant officer
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No officers here dubs.
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>>696697284
I could be. Dunno, let's see...
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#dubslivesmatter.
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>>696699999
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getting dubs aint easy
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>>696699999
u fucking wot m8
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None here officer
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>>696697284
I'm not because I'm Argentinian
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>>696697284
roll
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I dindu nuffin officer why you pulling me over
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EVERYBODY RUN!!!!
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I'm all clean, officer.
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Uh... No. I'm white. Gtfo
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>>696697284
I don't have anything officer I swear
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