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Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch. >be Janeway >go out on

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch.

>be Janeway
>go out on three week mission
>somehow fuck up so badly end up in the Delta Quadrant, on the other side of the galaxy
>violate the temporal and prime directive over 9k times per episode
>murders one of her own crewman
>encounters borg
>collaborates with borg
>kidnaps a borg
>forces borg to seperate from the collective
>when she gets home instead of being tried for her war crimes she gets promoted to Admiral cause daddy is one too

inb4 prime directive doesn't matter because Delta Quadrant

Also

TNG>DS9>VOY>TOS>ENT

prove me wrong.
>pro tip inc
>you can't
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i never thought of it that way....

"we can't violate the prime directive"
"its probably not even that important anyway, fuck it"
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>>696669237
>>kidnaps a borg
I would have kidnapped that borg too. She could assimilate as much of my semen as she liked.
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Enterprise is actually a great show. More realistic. Archer gets beat the fuck up/tortured in half the episodes and kicks ass.
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>>696669714
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>>696669787
pic related the 2nd best thing about ENT.
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>>696669237
>

VOY>ENT>DS9>TNG>TOS>TAS

also coffee > earl gay hot.....
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>>696670269
the first best thing about ENT was this fucking guy. He could be funny, scary, intimidating, all on a whim. Great actor, best reccuring actor of any star trek series.
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>>696669237
Who did she kill again?
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>>696670333
trips speak truth
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>>696670333
He's fucking awesome as Weyon..
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>>696670387
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hear hear!
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>>696670371
the Vulcan, not Tuvok, the one that worked in engineering. Vulcans go through like a sexual violent stage when they get horny and he wanted to bang the klingon chick I think?

Any she murdered him.
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>>696670278
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>>696670495
Fuck yes I forgot about that.
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>>696669237
Wrong

<TOS>
TNG>DS9>VOY

Enterprise is not really star truck
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>>696670495
Did she murder Ensign Vorik?
In what episode?
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>>696670658
goddamn if I can remember his name, he was several episodes, (if not a couple seasons), before he flipped out
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>>696670577
fucking kek haha he literally became "my wife's son"
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>>696670810
I can't find any evidence of this, memory alpha doesn't list him as dead in Voy. He gets beaten up in that mating ritual episode (the one with the caverns).. but he doesn't die.
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>>696670387

Weyoun>Weyoun>Weyoun
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>>696670927
hold up ill find it sec
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What about when Paris and Laneway get evolved de-evolved then have sproglets and remember then never say nothing about it.
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Voyager was ass!
Ds9>ENT>TOS>TNG >----------- all unofficial Star Trek fan films> ------->Voyager
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>>696669714

/thread

Definitely rates higher than 7/9
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>>696671142

Trollie Hell

>Put the Bait down step away from the Hook
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>>696671017
Last episode he stars in is Renaissance Man, and he doesn't die in that one either.
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>>696671083
We don't speak of the episode "Threshold"... it's not canon... *ssssh*
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The Doctor is in fellas
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>>696671669
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>>696671393
yeah this an the episode with the borg kids. fuck i just reminded myself of that....
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>>696669237
TOS > *

Can't argue against Kirk being the best captain.
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>>696671980
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>>696671142
Close!

DS9>ENT>TNG>VOY>Rest
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>>696671980
I might have liked TOS if I was born ~1960

The optics are so bad they disctract me from the plot. Its like trying to taste a good vine while floating on an ocean of piss
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>>696669237
this is what happens when you put a woman in charge
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>>696669237
DS9>TNG=VOY>>>>>ENT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TOS
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Rated with standard metrics that make for a great show:
DS9 > ENT > TNG > TOS > VOY

Rated with metrics that make for great Trek:
TNG > ENT & DS9 > TOS > VOY

Also, my first child was born last Thursday. His name is Benjamin. And here he is holding his first toy :)
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>>696669237
she is a woman, therefore not responsable for her actions.

just ask Hillary
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>>696672690
have you not rewatched the remastered releases with all new special HD effects?
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>>696673011
checked and grats my man!
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>>696670333

Jeffrey Combs is legend
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>>696673011
Erm no new fag.

TOS>>>TNG>VOY>ENT>DS9
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>>696670333
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>>696669237
Eh, VOY>DS9>ENT>TNG>TOS

All else is for plebs
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There is no justice.
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>>696673235
Grandfather Neckbeard, detected.
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>>696673359
shes also a terrible cook
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>>696671225
I ain't even trollin! The only thing I liked was Jeri Ryan and after rewatch img it recently it's god awful and a Hottie alone cannot carry the hot mess, especially the deus ex machina that was it finale! Worse still that was the end result of the trek tv timeline!
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>>696669237
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>>696671272
>>696671017
>>696670810
>>696670927
>>696670658
>>696670495
>>696670371
she didnt kill vorek, you fucking autists.
she did however forcefully seperate tuvok and neelix when they were merged by a transporter malfunction to the individual tuvix.
and tuvix really didnt want to die. so I guess that who the OP meant
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>>696670658
Well, after the Pon Farr episode, in which he tries to fuck Torrez, he's never seen again.
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>>696671980
tell me your favourite TOS episode. I will watch it right now. I will probably hate it, too.

And it cant be Khan or tribbles, because everyone knows those
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>>696673903
probably this, it's the only thing that comes to my mind as well. I do remember the vulcan freaking out when he needed to get laid but do not remember him getting killed by janeway
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Neelix ruined every scene he was in.
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>nevar forget
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>>696674260
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>>696673549

StarTrek
Beyond

Sulu Becometh Faggotis Maximus Homos sexus

Thanks George Bill don't talk to your faggot ass face for a reason
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she sent brad dourif on a suicide mission
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>>696674291
wut
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>>696674430
holy fuck thats right
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>>696669237
Deep space nine was shit. End of story
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>>696669237
I don't understand why DS9 gets such high marks on /b/ every time one of these threads pops up. It's a fucking soap opera.

>>696669787
Agreed.

>>696670333
Truth. Great character.

TNG>TOS>ENT>VOY>DS9
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>>696674225
He made Grand Nagus and Rom episodes more tolerable, at least, as you could always count on him lowering the floor.
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>>696672421
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>>696674532
Babylon 5 was better
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>>696670222
Trips for the hot cyborg ( technically a cyborg by terminology right)
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>>696674588
>>696674444
>>696673011
>>696670577
>>696670222
This is now a get thread.
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>>696674571
Character development became just as important as plot development to the point where the antagonists, nornally just the "big bad" in most series, was as well developed as principle cast members. If you can't relate to personal interaction, then it's because you suck at life.
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>>696674778
Garak was awesome
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>>696674371
u wat?
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>>696670333
yeah totally right!!
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RIP Tuvix.
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>>696674532
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>>696674117
Squire of gothos. First Q encounter for the win
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>>696674260
Fuck now I'm depressed. She was hot
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>>696674371
What? Replaced by duplicate at birth? Where did that happen
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>>696674532
>>696674571

It's the only Trek series that was arranged like a proper story. Most episodes were connected to one another.

Also it was the only one that dared to explore the dark side of space, in depth.
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>>696669237

The prime directive didn't apply because she wasn't even in her own actual Timeline to violate it.

"Great scott, marty", harder TNGfag
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>>696674287
>>696674260
i hated that charakter so much
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>>696675286

RIP Tuvix
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I want a holographic daughter like the doctor...
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>>696675712
wut?
Are you retarded bud?
Janeway was in her own timeline, just not in her own quadrant.
Try harder voyager cuck,
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>>696675646
Like a huge book you don't want to read cause 90 percent of it is to set up the good 10 percent. 10 percent of dp9 was good and everything else in it sucked.
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>>696675592
there was an alternate universe thing where 2 voyagers were trapped in some paradox bullshit. kim and newborn naomi died. the janeway of the most badly damaged voyager sacrificed her ship and crew to end the paradox, and sent her ships kim and naomi over before destruction
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>>696674532
thats also my opinion
i dont understand the many people here who takes it to top
characters suck
no spaceship instead station suck
but i didnt look it from the beginning only random episodes
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>>696674117
Gamesters of Triskelion. The sexy alien chick went on to do porn.
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>>696676041
But the end of the show showed a different timeline. The final outcome was the real timeline I guess?
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>>696676059
Right right. That episode was fucked up
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>>696676186

lrn2temporalmechanics
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>>696669237
Tfw I actually liked enterprise
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>>696676315
i liked it up until the temporal cold war shit ruined it
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>>696676538
lol the reptile space nazis was so fucking stupid.
Voyager already tried that and it was dumb as fuck.
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>>696674646

DAD?!
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Iliked this character, wondered why they stopped the whole pholx/cutler thing. then i read her wiki page ;_;
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>>696670222

i think her outfit was padded out to make her appear to have bigger tits.
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>>696674291
You shouldn't be allowed to touch a keyboard. You fuck it up too badly and should be banned.
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>>696676538
Series three and four were as good as any other trek series, just man babies refused to watch it for pathetic reasons (it has a theme song?! There was a xcaptain before pike?! Blasphemy!) and it was cancelled, and look how that went?! Franchise death until trek 2009 that the same man babies hated (but fuck them it did well) and now the new trek we are getting is based around a ship design by a Star Wars guy, whose design was rejected by Roddenberry for not being in keeping with his universe!
I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't do a homage to planet of the Titans for the first series!

Enterprise doesn't look so bad now does it?
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>>696674430
That's called the burdon of command, knowing that some day you will ask someone to do something that they will not come back from. She didn't kill any one of her own crew
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>>696670222

I'm surprised 4chan isn't full of cybernetic women porn because of her.
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hay guise, can i play?
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>>696677339

too old.

loli borg was hotter
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>>696674225
Actually Neelix was my favorite character. Weird, because I know he was hard to tolerate.
I guess I just like how he was just some awkward shitty guy who wasn't cool, how had normal concerns and had a big arc. In a way his arc was one of the biggest besides Seven and Torres.
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>>696677532
No Fuck of with your low budget Babylon five/Star Trek love child
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>>696669237
Janeway is the worst, but your hierarchy is shit.

TNG>DS9>ENT>VOY>TOS

TOS is literally shit. Fite me.
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>>696669237

you put a woman in change, what do you expect?
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>>696677911
>>696677911
TOS at the end of the list? Sir you are some kind of fucking moron.
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>>696677745

I hated them for doing everything wrong with the borg. I loved the idea of the borg. I still love it. But they had a hard on for making them more human and less machine. Their writers did not share my inhuman ideal of the borg, and they ruined them at every step.

Neelix wasn't too awful. What blew is there were no interesting villians in VOY. DS9 had a number of interesting immoral characters. Hell, quark was fantastic and present in nearly every episode. His greed and underhanded nature was amusing, while sprinkling the occasional moral action when things seemed to be getting out of hand. Garak was fantastic, even if we had to deal with the douchecanoe doctor to enjoy him.
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>>696677911

The psychic bitch ruins TNG for me. I love picard and worf, but no, "they feel sad a fucking lightyear away".

They should have wired her head up, run some feeding tubes and waste tubes into the appropriate slots and used her as a sensor for finding cloaked ships.

The emotron is detecting high levels of smugness a parsec to our left. Throw some photon torpedos that way and let's call it a day.

/ beardman can maintain conjugal visits if need be
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>>696678575
Agreed, both on the Borg and the lack of villains. Though to be honest I think the reason I personally didn't care too much about the lack of villains was due to the journey itself being the main obstacle. I loved episodes where they found little ways to boost their trip home, or some moral improvement.
Species 8472 was a massive failure to me in particular though. Impressive models and rigging for their time, but I just thought they were all-in-all retarded. The Kazon seriously needed to wash their hair.
Everything with the Doctor and Sever was gold.
Harry Kim made me hope and disappointed.
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>>696678877
Agree with that, she was the weakest main character. No love for the Crusher's either. However TNG was so strong with Picard, Data, Worf, La Forge, and Riker.

ENT had a great cast, terrific cast actually. If given a few more seasons it could have been a really great show as well. The first season was just too dull, the writers played it too safe.
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>>696679322
All of the Trek series have had strong actors - but hoo boy, the writers and producers? Ugh. I mostly blame Rick Berman and Brannon Braga.
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>>696673011
I agree with breaking it up like this.
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>>696679087

I forgot about the doctor. He was fucking great.
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I kinda wondered why the temporal fleet didnt come stop her like the guy in earlier episodes, but then I think they cant fuck with Qs and a Q got the borg started and through time travel she essentially reversed the effects of a Q and not a single q gives a fuck and it doesnt kill humanity to say fuck the borg im guessing since the future either got really good or the temporal police were busy, idk but I figured it was balanced enough on a time vs q level
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>>696677911
TOS i really didn't age well, and 23rd century star trek is kinda boring.

>>696678877
>used her as a sensor for finding cloaked ships
Funny enough, they did that in Nemesis.
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Watching voyager now ironically. Voy tng ds9 tos ent master race.

Janeway captain is best captain.
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>>696669237
Voyager would have been a lot better if they had cast a 10/10 as the captain and made the uniforms out of latex.
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>>696676043
This.

Also, I hate serials. I like to watch an episode of something and have it be a complete story without needing to watch the whole series for background and understanding. Character development can happen over the course of a series without needing a fluid story line. That is, if the writers are good enough...
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>>696672421
>ENT better than TNG

Drink batter acid, plox
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My opinion
Tng>tos movies>tng movies>Tos >voy>Ent=ds9
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>>696684316

What's it like being completely retarded? Do you have someone interpret your wild flailing in order to post? If so, tard wrangler, what's the tardiest thing this poster's ever done?
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>>696669237
women shouldn't be star ship captains
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>>696683265
A la X files, tng, sliders (minus the cromags), quantum leap ( bakula lept into enterprises captain and failed to change the timeline so he got stuck.) , any other good episode by episode shows. The 80s and 90s were ripe with them.
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plase help https://steamgifts.co/go/?id=YdlzO4h8 - Help me to collect referral for Steam Games and Steam Wallet rewards !
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So basically the plot of Gilligan's Island?
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>>696674571
>>696674905
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>>696674117

Journey To Babel
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>>696684509
He agreed with you one time.
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>>696684509
He's an unbearable sixteen year old with cerebral palsy. I'd like to say there is a 'tardiest thing', but he usually tops himself every single day. Yesterday he threw potato salad across the cafeteria and ran around screaming. I feel like suicide every day.
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>>696685837
First contact was pretty good and wrathvof Kahn is iconic. Most original series movies were just failed cashgrabs though
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>>696669237
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>>696669237
You a fucking bitch, OP.
>Janeway offered amnesty to her enemies.
>aneway held together a crew comprised of two opposing ideological viewpoints.
>Janeway treated The Doctor as a sentient being with all the rights and privileges associated with such a status.
>Janeway maintained her dignity after making lizard babies with Tom Paris.
> Janeway lost far fewer crew members than Kirk.
FAR FEWER
>Janeway was the first captain since Kirk to rise to the rank of admiral.
>Janeway was not driven into a homicidal rage when dealing with Neelix.
>Janeway brought resolution to the Q Civil War.
>Q selected Captain Janeway as his son's godmother.
>Captain Janeway faced the largest Borg threat with the least resources.
>Janeway's 75 year mission was completed in 7 years.
Not to mention her single-handedly fucking up the Borg AND using their tech to get back to the Alpha Quadrant. What's the best Picard did? Oh yeah, get cucked by the Q, then assimilated by the Borg and nearly fucked the Earth, too.

Janeway's the best captain to admiral Starfleet has ever known. Fuck your shit, OP.
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>>696669237
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>>696670222
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>>696677339

Half of the little shits here were born after VOY was already off the air, and most the rest were under ten when it was on.
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>>696670222
checked
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>>696670278
Wow. You have the most shit taste of all time. Bravo.
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>>696674260
>not even once
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>>696674571
Your ranking of the series is accurate. That is the first accurate ranking this thread.
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>>696676852
Her tits had borg augmentation. That's where she stored all of her nano probes.
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/b/
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Voyager has the best characters.
Janeway is weak compared to others in that series, but overall voyager has by far the best characters. Doc, 7of9, Kim etc.
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Wow nerds arguing about star trek on the Internet. It's like I'm back in the early 90s in my dorm in college. This is what AL Gore invented the internet for.
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>>696670387
It seems this picture is missing garak.
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This thread still exists wat
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>>696689114
Is it your first day on the internet?
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>>696669237
OP is a newfag who just started watching Voyater
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>>696669237
>prove me wrong.

edgelord
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>>696689059
Hardly. The duplicity of Garak, the pomp of Bashir, the simplicity of O'Brien, the treachery of Dukat, the pioty of Kai Wynn, the guardedness of Odo, the polarization of Sisko's personal morals vs Starfleet ethics... the character development is unmatched in the Trek universe. Enterprise was the only other one that came close in that regard.
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DS9 is the best because it has the best characters.

Garak, Dukat, Weyoun, Quark......how can you not love the series?
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>>696689114
>It's like I'm back in the early 90s in my dorm in college.

Don't forget to turn up your hearing aids Grampa
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>>696690352

Compared to DS9, the other Treks fall flat on their face in character development.

I do wish there had been more Bajoran-Starfleet friendships explored.
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>>696690414
Garak is probably my favorite.

Dude has impeccable diction.
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>>696690534
>What is TNG?
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>>696690435
The only thing me and your grandpa have in common is we both fucked your mom.

Also this is a star trek thread. I'd imagine most folks in here are at least in their 30s.
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>>696690534
I like the possibility that the Bajorans start getting more and more militaristic once they break away from the Cardassian Rule.

The only touch on this in alternate timeline episodes.
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>>696690435
>not knowing 4chan's median age is 43
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>>696690660
>30 something
>went to college in the early 90s

so you're Doogie Hauser? fab
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>>696670333
trips comfirmed, Shran is the star of the show!
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>>696675846
I want a holographic family also so that i can program them to be incestuous sex addicted nymphomaniacs.
I would come home to find my kids fucking on the couch while porn plays on the tv and my wife is fucking herself with a dildo by the pool.
The kids dont even stop to say welcome home dad. The only recognition i get is my daughter bending over and then grabbing for my dick.
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>>696690534
I wish there would have been more politics overall, in every series. I would have even liked to see a polticial thriller movie in the Trek universe instead of all action. Star Trek VI was the only one that kinda did that. Honestly, at this point, I'll take any tv show format in the Star Trek universe. Law & Order in the Federation? Absolutely. Fucking House Hunters Intragalctic? Sure, why the hell not.
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>>696690702
>not caring
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>>696690702
makes sense
I have a mental age around 43
>>
On one hand I really want a new Star Trek series. On the other hand I know if they made one it would be all "millennial" full of trans, gay, strong womyn characters.
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>>696690819
you can bet your life on that Pinkskin!
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>>696690805
Nigger your reading comprehension is shit I didn't say I'm in my 30s I said most people in the thread are. I'm 43.
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>>696690691

I absolutely hate that General Krim wasn't a recurring character.

He was badass, intelligent, cultured, and fair.
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>>696690923
So?

What are you a Trumpfag or something?
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>>696675802
agreed, Kes was the worst fucking part of the show
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VOY was such a fucking waste. It was like if TNG never got past the shitty weirdness of its first two seasons. The characters were all superficial and lifeless, with the only decent one ironically being the EMH. Leads like Chakotay, Kim, and Janeway all fail the test RedLetterMedia devised in their famous Phantom Menace deconstruction, where you should be able to describe a character without mentioning their job, appearance, or station in life. Its few decent arcs, like Barkley and the Pathfinder Project, were WOEFULLY underused.

The entire problem with Star Trek for the last 20 years is that DS9 failed to match TNG's ratings, and so producers and production people decided it was a huge mistake and everything should strive to be the opposite of it. Not realising that it was by FAR the finest incarnation of the franchise, in many ways prefiguring the current golden age of television, with its series-spanning story arcs, black and grey morality, and complex, imperfect, three dimensional heroes.
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>>696691035
>I'm 43.
I can tell. You're clearly suffering from an early onset of Tuvan Syndrome.
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>>696690534
Yes, exactly this. DS9 was decades ahead of its time. Voyager was so forgettable by comparison.
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>>696691048
I thought Trump said he loves fags and is going to protect them from all the scary muslims?
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>>696681944

I'm sure Brannon Braga would have done that if the network would have let him get away with it
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>>696690923
Apparently there is a new series (Star Trek Discovery or STD) and there will be LGBTQ characters in it.
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>>696691325
> STD

Neat.
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>>696689839
Agreed. Garek was legendary.
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>>696676315
Me too, Malcolm was funny asf and Hoshi is waifu material
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>>696691041

The only Bajoran more badass than him is the Bajoran guy in red who fought a Klingon with his bare hands! And didn't lose for a while!

(He's in "Way of the Warrior Part 2". When Kira is having that prolonged fight with Klingons where she's injured, he's in the background fighting one Klingon to an absolute draw).
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>>696673668
Why would he be trolling? This is pretty much the hierarchy most genuine Trekkies espouse, though people vary on their view of Enterprise. I'd place its latter two seasons among the best Trek ever produced, but its first two were shit tier.
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>>696691271
Probably because of studio politics. Ronald D. Moore didn't want anything to do with it.

Brannon Braga arguably wrote the best TNG episodes, but the stories fall kind of flat in VOY and ENT. I guess he had more of a passion for writing about Jack Bauer by then.
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>>696691325
>STD

Appropriate. Top florm
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>>696691215
Fuck that guy, Doctor Forgettable was my least fave character on DS9, and that's saying a lot considering how SHIT Jake was.
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>>696674225
Neelix was fucking cancer. I think they were trying to make him an ugly, comic relief supporting character like Quark, but they completely botched it. Quark worked because he was a scheming scumbag who could usually be counted on to (very) begrudgingly do the right thing. Audiences love that sot of character, it's an incredibly endearing archetype, which explains the popularity of characters like Al Swearengen and Sandor Clegane.

But Neelix had none of that challenging moral complexity. He was just a stupid-looking buffoon who got in the way of everything. He is rightly called the Jar Jar Binks of Star Trek.
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>>696669237

Alien distress signals are a trap EVERY time. Yet she never failed to answer every goddamn one of them.
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>>696691819
You have a difficult time enjoying things, don't you?
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>>696691969
Shitty character most of the time, great actor.
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>>696691455
>>696689839
Garak was fucking brilliant. In the Pale Moonlight was the best episode of any Star Trek, ever.
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>>696691487

Found him.

Isn't he a badass, fighting a Klingon armed with a blade weapon, with his bare hands?
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>>696674117
> what episode to watch
TOS mudds women , great episode
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>>696669237

rule number one for anything star trek - tv series work, movies don't

rule number two, the captain MUST be cool
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>>696669237
Indeed she is. She's a cunt.
If she where in the air force, when they promoted her to major, she'd be a Major Cunt.
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>>696692082
I enjoyed Quark.
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>>696692190
definitely has the best plot intrigue
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>>696691819
>Comparing Jake favourably to Bashir
Whoa. Let's not day anything we can't take back
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>>696674117
City on the Edge of Forever
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>>696674117
How about Kang?
Day of the Dove
>>
>>696674117
The rule of thumb is anything with Klingons or Romulans in it.
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>>696669237
Yep. TNG is top tier star trek. I hope the reboot leans toward TNG more than those stupid fast and the furious + space films we've been getting.
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>>696670333
The Andorians cracked me the fuck up in general... but Admiral Shran was fucking great

>muhfuggin pinkskins
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Did someone say bump
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>>696674117
Bread and Circuses
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>>696674139
God I would throw her against the anti-matter reactor in pure lustful abandon
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>>696676059
The spatial scission
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>>696692807

I'd rather fuck a Bajoran woman. They''d be more frenzied in bed.
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>>696691133
>current golden age of television
you really should kill yourself
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>>696687368
Please state the nature of the

The only character with any personality on the entire show turns out to be a piece of software kek

The doc made that show... when 7 switches minds with the doc might be the funniest thing in all of star trek.
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>>696692752
"If they refuse to move out on cue, screw them!"
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>>696692470
You're right... I was out of line, Jake's shit is on the level with his piss ant Ferengi boyfriend and Wesley the 'wonder boy'

But Bashir wasn't really great either, Phlox is still my favorite doctor.
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>>696675338
>Squire of Gothos
>Q
That is so totally where they got the idea.
John De Lancie puts on the same over-the-top enthusiastic character, only more outrageous.
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>>696669237
>DS9
>TNG

There's no nigger in Voyager
>>
So do you figure that the holodeck had some ensign assigned to mop all of the jizz out if it every day or did it just disintegrate the gallons of jizz the crew probably dumped there?
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>>696675846
>>696690830
this

ffs we really need holosuites now or we are going to go mad as a species
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>>696674117
Piece of the Action is my favorite "comedic" episode.

>>696692235

I liked I, Mudd better.
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>>696693382
True. Tuvok is an African-American Vulcan.
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>>696693391
If you recall, the holodeck is based on transporter technology, so they just beam that shit out and recycle it for the warp plasma conduits.
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>>696692972
But they'd suck you into their weird cult if you wanted to keep tapping that.

They're like Mormons.
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>>696669237
Voyager is goodtier
TNG is good also but i have seen it 1000 times
ENT is ok.
TOS is shit
DS9 also
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>>696693391
What, did you think Neelix was just a chef?
Enjoy the secret sauce
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TNG>TOS>DS9 until S3>VOY>ENT S4>DS9 from S3 on>ENT until S3

Bonus round: all even numbered movies > uneven numbered ones, 6 being the exception to the rule
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>>696676852
thanks sherlock
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>>696693688
I liked ENT because the ship was shit and they were in constant danger due to primitive weapons
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>>696693688
You are literally the worst.
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>>696693688
>but i have seen it 1000 times
pretty much true for all of ST

I wish I could watch each one the first time again
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>>696669237

that and she tries to blow up the ship atleast 3 times each season
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>>696694457
That's kind of a running theme in ST

Doesn't Kirk try to blow up the ship a bunch of times too?
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>>696670278
Fuckwit, it's "tea, earl grey, hot."

TNG>VOY>DS9/TOS/ENT

I have no preference over the last 3
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>>696693391
>gallons of jizz
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>>696690352

HOLY SHIT what the fuck is wrong with this hand???
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>>696693251
Be nicer to hwhil hwheaton
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>>696686589
>>696686589

SHOW EM WHY YOU MAD SON.

gg.
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>>696686589
this guy gets it
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>>696669237
>VOY>TOS

Fuck you with all the fucks on God's green Earth.
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>>696674117
Balance of Terror.
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>>696675846
cute daughter, something all of /pol/ would want
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>>696669237
TNG=DS9=VOY >> ENT >>>>>>>>> TOS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Animated Bullshit
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>>696669237
>Bitches about a 20 year old show
I agree however random this is
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>>696677911
>*>TOS
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>>696693990
well, they made 2 big mistakes:
The fucking gay titlemusic
The Captain and his Friend (gaaaaaaayy)
>>696694151
>You are literally the worst.
why? last time i checked i was ok
>>696694324
>I wish I could watch each one the first time again
same here for star wars 3-6
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>>696678220
it is shit, get over it
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>>696694676

not nearly as much
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>>696676852
The directors of VOY didn't give a damn about how uncomfortable she was. She passed out more than once on set if I'm not mistaken.
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>>696671669
moar
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>>696673161
boner achieved
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>>696686589
Surprised it took this long. Janeway made a lot of gray decisions as well though.
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>>696676702
kek, underrated post
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>>696674260
What the fuck happened?
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>>696699263
depression, alcohol
that and if women don't keep fit they lose it in their early 40s
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