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Let's say /b/ invented a time machine. >Last four digits

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Let's say /b/ invented a time machine.
>Last four digits of your post number is the year you travel to.
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>>696552973
Okay.
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Updating for my birthdating
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspo
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>>696552973
interested
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how bout 3
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>>696552973
1985 here we come!
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>>696552973
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>>696552973
I need hitler.
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>>696552973
Roll
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let's go
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>>696552973

Meh, why not?
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>>696552973

rolling for the past
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2013 get
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>>696554026

>travel to 4026
>visit Mount Rushmore
>Clinton Obama Clinton Kennedy
>fml
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>>696553924
Here's your gun. Use it wisely.
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>>696554242
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You guys realize that you will all be traveling to the year 3000 and beyond, right?

So like... fighting Hitler in his original form would be really unlikely.
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>>696552973
Let's go
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>>696554660
we just need to wait
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>>696554660
We are going for the big one, Future Hitler.
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
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>>696555013
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3001 get
Here I come, Leela
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To 5land and beyond
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shite
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this is risky
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brilliant lad
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will >>69696969 reach today?
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let's say /b/ invented nyancat
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>>696552973
this should be fun.
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>>696552973
rollerino
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Nigger
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>>696552973
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>>696552973
Gregorian, Hebrew or maya calendar?
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So we can't travel to BC?
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Where I go?
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>mfw xan'tul won't gizzthrop my yosanin.
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>>696552973
1939 GET

tell Hitler what he did wrong.
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>>696556198
Dweeb
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>>696552973
Beam me up!
Rolling
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Gonna be the future, 100% sure
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>>696552973
too far
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7777 here i come
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>>696552973
lets go
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lets go
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>>696556229
Africa
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I want to explore the earth
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Alrighty then
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Cool
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>>696555555
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>>696557616
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>>696552973
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future get
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Yeeeeeeeee
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>>696552973
Brb becoming best friends with Hitler
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Nigger bitch
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>>696552973
ROLL
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Sometime in the 1960s please
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>>696552973
heres hoping its a time before all of you so i dont get sent to whatever timeframe is devoid of humans because you all brought back diseases you are unknowningly carrying back time before humans developed the antibodies neccessary to stop them thus wiping out all of human history including us before we made the timemachine thus insuring you dont do so to insure you do do so
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>>696557616
Faggo
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>>696552973
rawlin
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>>696552973
wahu
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>>696558777
trips of godly truth
mankind both simultaneously destroyed and not destroyed in a never-ending cycle thanks to this thread
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>>696552973
oh heck
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>>696552973
ready
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Amd we're back around
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>>696555283
k4k
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>>696552973
>>696552973
Hello Hitler
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Lets roll
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>>696552973
rollerino
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shit
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>>696552973
Roll
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rolling for 0000 just so i can wreck everything i see.
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It was my lover

My lover from a past life

From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life From a past life
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>>696557616
tqgayyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>696552973
preparing for terrible sanitation, no plumbing, black death, and getting boned by some mongols
just realized i'm technically mongol descendant. score
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>>696563637
aw gg
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>>696552973
1930s Europe, here I come
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>>696552973
shit nigga
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rolll
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>>696552973
woohoo!
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Nice and easy!

Go go go!
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rollerinooooo
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4537
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>>696552973
Let's go
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>>696552973
wat
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When was the black plague?
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>>696564537
WTF IS THIS
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>>696552973
rollingthisbitch
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Got my passport. Let's go
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>>696564929
hes the famous hacker 4chan
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>>696552973
No niggers where I'm going!
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>>696552973

Let's do the time warp agian
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Rollerino
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>>696552973
good thing i'm white
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Thanks Lori!
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1969
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Going to assume that the first digit is a 1
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>>696552973
whatever year it is the faggotry cant be as bad as it is now
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>>696552973
Good thing I'm white or this could be dangerous
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>be the year 5000
>jews and sand niggers kill each other off
>middle east and half of europe is nuclear wasteland
>niggers over bred, welfare could no longer support them so they al starved to death
>mexicans went back home, mexican govt considered them illegal immigrants, executed them all
>liberals an heroed as a show of solidarity to the niggers because their own poverty was somehow racist.
>white people got their countries back
>plenty of money to fund nasa
>colonies all over the galaxy, primarily whites and asians

And the human race lived happily ever after.
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mEmE
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To the future!
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>>696552973
rollin!
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Rad
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R o l l
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Rolling for a real year
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get 6554
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Gonna suck me some Jaggons.
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>>696552973
Heeeere we go.
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>>696566607
get 6712
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>>696552973
1965 get
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>>696552973

>Inb4 1938
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1986 get
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1200 get
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im fast as fuck boiii
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Nigger times plz
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Here I Go!
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>>696564164

Shiiiit

USA was obliterated by a joint Mexican and Black Lives Matter attack in 2017, and had been a wasteland until about 200 years ago where mutant platypus species moved in and all niggers decided to make their retreat.

Curiously, all species on the planet have evolved with the exception of niggers and Mexicans which, due to their inter-species breeding, resulted in the only case ever recorded of 'reverse evolution'. They now live in excrement and are regularly hunted by dungbeetles for food and cotton.

Everyone now travels in spacecraft, and humanity has spread into space, meaning mcdonalds now has a presence on 210 other planets.

We made contact with intelligent alien life recently. Turns out they hate niggers too after a few found their way into an advanced alien scouting ship and started breeding like mutant rabbits. The aliens homeworld now has spiraling drug, rape and violent gun crime when prior to the infestation there was none.

The alien emperor pleaded with us to take back the niggers, but our leader role him to fuck himself anally, and so niggers are now a shared problem.

I'll let you know of anything else occurs on the year. 4164!
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>>696552973
>>696552973
Winning
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>>696566674
>Show up in timeline
>Look at holomorph fully-automated AI included self-flipping calender
>So close at landing on 666-
>kms
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alright let's see
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Rolo
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>>696552973
rollin
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>>696552973
Roll
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>>696552973
Back to the present
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Op here, this thread took off better than expected.
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>>696552973
>inb4 2016
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>>696552973

Witness me
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RULL
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>>696552973
the future!
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here we go
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>>696552973
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>>696567777

Quads of the future
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>>696567777
Checked.
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Nigger
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>>696552973
33, 39, 45
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lol
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>>696567065

The kekkiest kek to kek into kektown
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Rolling for year 10000
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>>696552973
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>>696567065

kek
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>>696552973
Rill
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>>696552973
BC
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1940 get
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roll roll your boat, gently down the stream, merely merely merely op is a fag and queer
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>>696567065
Nice
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Ah, what the fuck.
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>>696552973
I wanna go back to year one and cum into the primordial ooze in order to create life.
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oh baby, 0000 get
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>>696568501
>Merely
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Cool
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>>696567065

Win cos it's true
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>>696552973
What is the worst that could happen?
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>>696552973
k
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Mmm
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9023
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Hell yes.

Future, here I come.
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I will stop 9/11
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>>696568787
>>
>>696552973
rolling
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9999 get
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Back to the 60s baby
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Where does G Unit go
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>>696552973
Lets goooo
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4507 lets see marty
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>>696567065

Niggers be niggers regardless of three century
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>>696552973
implying the earth exist in the year 3***
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Being a white male if fucking amazing regardless of the year. Bring it, cunt.
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>>696552973
betchyoass im going to the FUTURE
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>>696552973
That would be interesting
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0000 GET
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>>696552973
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lego
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>>696552973
Take me away to a distant Land!
one that is far yet at the same time nearby
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>>696552973
take me away
i don't mind
i'll be traveling
i'll be back in....
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>>696552973
FUUUUUTUUUUREEE
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>>696552973
Let's see
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0032
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kekkle
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Let's see dis
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White 30 yr old male

Wherever I go I'm good
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>>696552973
Hopefully 2011, rolling
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rolling from the pastu ~
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2937 Get
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rollerino
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~MEEM REVIEW
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>>696552973
rollin
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>>696570739
>0739

Anyone wanna come with me to England?
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>>696564537
wat
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>>696552973
but anon, no date later than 2100 or so will be relatable at all
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Oh boy oh boy
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Rrrr
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>>696571427
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>>696564537
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1776 get
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Rolling for the best years of our lives
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>>696571999
Party like its 1999!
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>>696571999
tfw i
>>696572118
can be part of 9/11 and invent memes
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>>696571999
MAKE SURE NICKELODEON DON'T CANCEL HEY ARNOLD THIS TIME
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Rollerino
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>>696552973
Rolling
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LETS DO THIS THE YEAR 6969
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>>696572202
Ill invest millions into hey arnold instead of wymynz studies
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>>696552973
I wanna meet Jesus...
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>>696552973
Lets see
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baz
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>>696572293

Well damn
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:^)
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>>696552973
rolling
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>>696552973
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>>696552973
3000 keks
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>>696572187
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>>696572275
there is no future there is only darkness
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>>696552973
1939
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>>696572277
Double dubs... and... oh, I'm guessing Hillary won. Time to go back.
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zoom
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Rolling for 2200
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>>696571999
tell 3-year-old me to never stop shitting his diaper
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>>696572652
Not bad
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>>696552973
ROLLERINO
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>>696552973
SHIT SHIT SHIT.
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>>696552973
i want to visit space
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>>696572718
I'll make sure you grow up to be a diaper fetishist
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I'm scared
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>>696552973
I have to travel to the past, search for the parents of the creators of tumblr and kill them
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>>696552973
Just a few years in the past. No big deal.
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Rull
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derpa
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>>696552973
future here I come
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rollerino amiguiƱo
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Oh shit
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>>696552973
kilo
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1939 get
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>>696552973
roll
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Hitler time please
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Beginning of modern civilization please.
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>>696575399
>>696575800
nice
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up for a temporal laugh.
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Rill
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Take me to Martial Law 2016
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Here we go
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>>
>>696552973
hell yeah
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shit
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rell
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>>696552973
llor
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Rolllll
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>>696552973
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
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