>Need someone to listen?
>Simply need a bit of company?
>Feel like hanging out for a couple hours?
Who better to do those things than a moonbunny like me?
Do it Anonymous! You can't go wrong!
I'm placing a provisional curse on this thread until Chief is available to look.
You say that like something might go wrong!
Wha! Don't curse my threaaaad... The only magic in this thread should be happy fun magic! Like this!
Who is gonna feed all those bunnies though?
I said he can't go wrong! That's the opposite!
*Finally i get to see one of your threads! Don't mind me though, i'll probably just lurk a bit. Bump for logistic support.*
Magic is the best thing in the world! Right after sex.
Anyone can feed a rabbit! You just need cu- carrots.
Yeah, but bringing it up at all is like acknowledging that somehow there was ever a chance!
Hello~ Your hair is as cute as ever today.
Hi asterisk. Don't be shy!
No carrots I know grow with cream inside
Ah.. So you saw trough my ruse, after all, huh..?
There's nothing wrong with liking cream, though..
Calm down there Satan!
Lots of things could go wrong!
I mean I wouldn't go as far as 'satan', but...
*It'd just that there aren't many users i know here, i think i need to get first a little acquainted to your threads, then i'll be fine.*
Hehe thanks. Yours as well!
Actually, hello thread!
I beat the last boss of rabi ribi (again)
Heres the gif.
Also just dropping by to say hi.
Why do you need them when you have me? You know me, right? Let's talk, Aster <3
And your smile is so cute too. Aaaaaah, you make me wanna kiss you. Cute girls are too much.
Ah! You stopped by, after all~ That makes me happy.
Thank you! Appreciation manifest!
Plz stop. The autism levels of this thread are through the roof.
Sounds like someone would like some bun attention. Hello, anon. How's your day?
Cute girls really are the best. And Kotori deserves kisses.
I've seen you but I haven't talked, hey there!
*Sunpeak! God it's been so long since i saw you the last time! Where have you been for all this time?*
*But i don't know you very well, i'm sorry Reisen, it's my fault for not having spent much time talking with you.*
Bun bum attention?
It's unfair how only buns can give bun-attention.
Oh, and there aren't enough buns for everyone either.
Clearly~ Everything about you is adorable.
I know! That's why we should get to know each other now.
I prefer to use my mouth!
Wha..! But I'm giving everyone attention right now, aren't I?
Tarot reading, anyone?
You and floop should meet, could be funny
Wait, are you trying to steal the show?
How are you doing?
Eh, me? I just post cute Kotoris but I'm not nearly as cute. Thanks for the sentiment though!
Didn't ask before. Are you talking about the library fight or the other final boss?
Nope, just trying to keep things moving along! Plus I'm not that good at coming up with things to talk about so that makes it easy for me.
Floop, floop... OH! Yeah, why don't you introduce us?
Ufufu.. You could just take credit, you know. No one minds~
I appreciate the help. I'm not as talented as you are, after all . My only talent is one that can't be performs online! <3
Noah, I think is her name.
I tried going in the subterraean area but it's hell and I suck
When does the library fight become available?
Gimme a tarot then.
*So....what should we talk about exactly?
*And i forgot to add the last asterisk, great!*
What if there's a huge influx of customers?
How about we start with your day thus far? How's it been? What lead you to my thread?
It's okay. No one noticed.
I'll tell you something, attention is a basic human need and you'll go mad without any.
It wouldn't make me capable of giving away fellatio love through the screen of a computer!
The side of the moon that you see is just an illusion we broadcast to keep you humies from invading!
This is true. But he misunderstands my intention. I'm not a fan of being in the spotlight at all!
What kind of games do you like playing?
Fufu, I suppose~ I'm not huge on pretending to be a character. Kotori is cute and I post her because of that. But I'm really nothing like her.
Oh dear, you really haven't beat the game~ I can't remember exactly what but there's other areas you can go to and there's quite a bit of stuff left to do after Noah. It's pretty tough stuff, there's a boss rush that was quite a pain. The library is the true final boss. I don't know if you care about plot spoilers but [spoiler]it's Irisu[/spoiler]
You should know that only makes me more interested in you. It's not like I don't understand that, after all. There's nothing wrong with it.
You sure are good at that though! And at cheering people up, and being a good friend... and making conversation!
I'm happy to help!
>Three of Wands
>Five of Cups (Reversed)
It sounds like you will encounter a situation where you'll have the opportunity to resolve an injustice of some kind. You'll be in the right place at the right time to succeed.
Sometime after that, it'll seem like your whole life is about to be turned on its head, but it's a false start.
*There isn't actually that much because i woke up something like two hours ago, that happened because i didn't sleep that much the previous night, but in exchange for my lost sleep i had some great conversations with two of the users in Reimu's group! So it was a fair trade after all! Aaaaand aside from that there isn't really that much unfortunately.*
*Theodore Roosevelt had atshma, but still managed to kick more asses than a six-legged ass-kicking machine with the "kick ass" dwal set to his maximum.*
*How are you?*
blegh, the longer I stay the sicker I get... It's no longer the same attention I long for...
Have this nsfw gif anyways, bye
That might change with the VR technology of tomorrow.
Hmm, I see.. I also woke up only a bit ago. This thread is the first thing I did upon waking up, since I overslept.. You should add me on steam and then we can talk more easily~
That's a... nice... gif, I guess.
Ah that's true. How I long for that day...
Hmm, well I'm a little flattered then! Feel free to find out more. And maybe I'll learn about you too.
Hmm. Like, JRPG style? Or more western style?
Roguelikes I've never really been into. Too challenging for me~
*So it's ok if i add you? I didn't want to because i always thought that i could have bothered you by doing so.*
*I suggest you to play Evolve now that it's free on Steam! I played it a bit, just a match though but i can assure you it's a lot of fun!*
I'm an open book, dear. Ask away~ And I'll do the same. What made you come to the first Reimu thread you posted in?
You know it's true, cutie~
*Are you the same one that pretended to be Sweet Roll in the last thread Reimu made? Instead of stealing others' name why don't you make one on your own?*
I-I dunno. I guess that's why I'm not so good at conversation.
Actually, this is good advice. It did get a chuckle out of me, though. S-sorry.
What if it then turned out... that you are underaged as well? Wouldn't that be a twist? What'd Meowthbot ever do to you?
Invited by a friend to Reimu threads. Wanted a new place to meet new people to talk to. since I was feeling a little stagnant.
Hmm. How about you? I could add you on steam as well, I'm guessing you're the bunny in Reimu's group?
Ah. Most of my experience with those is probably Dark Souls I guess.
back and my internet is dying. Can't even load up simple images properly.
*Oh ok, i'll add you right away then!*
*I'm not exactly skilled at giving advices though, but yep, i guess that can be considered an advice after all.*
*And what makes you think that about him?*
More tarot for whoever wants it!
That's right! I would appreciate that. Well, I've known Reimu for years and years now. Heh...
That's sad but I'm still happy to see you.
You don't have to give any such thing.
*slowly raises her hand*
*Indeed, it's better to not give any than trying to help but failing, and perhaps even hurting someone with them.*
Apparently I'm now going against Miriam.
Got all buffs from the town too, let's see how horribly one can fail!
Well im going to go binge watch the new season of bojack horseman now poping by here every 5 minutes or so.
Or maybe not. Internet can't even post here properly without a connection error.
Who could've guessed where we'd end up, all those years ago? I wouldn't trade you for anything, Reisen~
Fresh hope and renewal. Healing of old wounds. Hope. renewal of faith and hope. Spiritual love. A mental and physical broadening of horizons. Promise and fulfillment. inspiration. Influence over others. Vigour and confidence. Protection.
>Ace of Swords (Reversed)
Confusion, exaggeration in thought, possible misuse of power.
>Ten of Pentacles
Emotional and financial stability. The formation of family tradition.
You're a rising star! There might be some rough and confusing patches ahead, but it sounds like the familial bonds you'll form will be strong enough to stay stable through all that!
There's a butt that I'd like but like always there's a snag. It's quite unfortunate.
Ah, I see! I'm still a little new to these, hehe.
Hmm, could I get a reading if that's okay?
Miriam was hell on hard mode, at least until I figured out how to properly handle her gimmick.
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I wouldn't think of it like that.
You keep saying sweet things.. Misuse of power sounds scary yet fun!
Well, when I met her, she didn't make threads like this, ufufufufu.
Nice. Rare to see touhous in that look, more serious then cute
I..is that a topic for your reading?
The promotion of well-being and security. Creativeness in financial affairs, love and parenthood. Maternal care, domestic stability, abundance and material wealth. Fertility, security, achievement of goals and growth.
>Queen of Cups
A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.
>Two of Pentacles
The cards indicates: imminent changes and movement, such as news, journeys, communications, money, material preoccupations. All change must be skillfully navigated with knowledgeable manipulation of life's rules, in order to attain continued success.
>The High Priestess
Intuition, wisdom and secret knowledge, the feminine side of the male personality. Something remains yet to be revealed, but patience must be observed.
>Seven of Cups
A need to reflect upon choices. Sometimes too many choices and opportunities are presented, which need careful consideration if a grave error of judgement is to be avoided.
>King of Cups
A person who commands respect, but not love. A man of business or law, considerate and responsible. He is kind but ambitious and a skilled negotiator. He is a born manipulator, someone who has arrived in a position of power by the use of brain as opposed to brawn. He avoids taking people into his confidence and often works in secret or behind the scenes. He is a seeker of power, with hidden motives, often distrusted or feared by those around him.
I guess I've just been feeling pretty attached and nostalgic lately. If it's too much, I'll ease up~
Not at all~ I'm actually happy because saying all these things here is like telling all the anons that I'm yours or something~ Ufufufufu...
jk. Its flattering, though, its okay.
>The Lovers (Reversed)
Indecisiveness, postponing choices and a warning not to make important decisions at this time.
>Eight of Pentacles (Reversed)
Inappropriate use of energy and skills for unsuitable ends.
>Two of Wands
Strength of character and will ensuring that ideas come to fruition. The responsible use of power and wisdom gained through experience.
Sounds like the booty is nothing but a lesson in what's not meant to be!
Me, of course! I'm the best touhou of all~
You got Reisen going again. She loves the attention.
I'm too tired to play that game, what do?
Only good for her sex appeal
heh. As much as I want to defend the moon rabbits honor she isn't doing herself favors
Untrue~ I used no sex appeal for about the first half of this very thread ;3
The thread is dead, just like my smile and optimism.
You look like you need some sleep
It happened so suddenly too...
She has no smile
She has no optimism
Has an armpit orgasm
I didn't voted but good job anyway.
That's understandable when all of the options are so clever and well-written that you just can't choose!
Which one am I supposed to pick?
I mean, what would motivate ME to pick any of these?
Like, why pick one over another?
I'm a moonbunny! A bunny from the moon!
I'm no silly
Of course we can, silly human person. It's easy!
They're all shit, your raps are shit, #4 doesn't even rhyme.
I dont know what your into but its not a Mr.
I'm running to the village for some supplies. Good luck everyone!
it means you get more
this has been going on for almost a decade?
seems everybody is gone. This post ends in dubs then no.
Just took a shower.
Because that one is your favorite.
I don't know about you in particular, and I don't really care which one you vote on, if any.
She has no shoes
She has no socks
She'll lick pussies, feet, and armpits, in favor of cocks.
She has a fetish
She isn't straight
But when upside-down, she's worth her weight
She will help out the squad
By flipping the situation
Just don't call her a kitten
That will cause some irritation
She has two little horns
On top of her head
If she's looking angry
That means you'll be dead
She can flip herself
She can flip you, too
This kitty cat
Does what she wants to do
That is not a thing one can do through a computer screen.
I left plenty of material.
thank's fams tbh imo smh!!1!!!1!!!1!!!!1!!1
You have redeemed yourself in my eyes.
I can write better bars than the bullshit you just typed out.
You ain't no really nigga.
Hopefully better than actual bunnies
He's just jelly cuz he's the jewish pokemon!
And I'm back! Good to see things are going strong!
Gimme another fortune.
Suppositories and madness.
I wouldn't use the word 'strong', ahaha..
Another one? Well, what should I focus on this time?
She replies and says nothing.
You had more Anons than when you started! I'd say that's a win!
do you need something other than my loving gaze? Ufufu...
But, have I redeemed myself in your armpits?
Forest fires, cum, sugar, wet hair, dirty socks, steamed carrots, cardboard, and xenophobia.
Some words would be nice too.
I'm not xenophobic!!! I mean, moonbunnies are certainly superior to humans but don't hate humans! They're people too!
You say that like I don't love you >:
I'd just rather not get turned insane.
Looks like it's sleepy time...
It depends what you are willing to pay.
You will always be in my armpits
How ya doing? I've been cleaning all day.
people acting like wierdos, so like normal then.