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If you had to kill and eat one of the Village People, which one

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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If you had to kill and eat one of the Village People, which one would you murder?
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the indian
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>>696328053
Sounds like date.
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>>696327882
I think I remember right, it happened such a long time ago. Maybe it even was a dream lol
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>>696328164
Try get some shut-eye anyways, even if you're still aware, doing nothing still has benefits.
>>696328308
Rowing is a grate sport to get swole.
also they pretty gay guys there too.
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>>696328597
g-gee how odd
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Who's the gayest one of them?
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>>696328589
Why the Indian?
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>>696328299
You cant even count, idiot.
You cant even do anything but be a dumbfuck.
You are probably a pedophile.
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>>696328660
probably tastes like turkey
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The Native American. He's suffered enough and you know he aches for death.
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>>696328652
Is that what people do on dates?
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>>696328659
I'd probably say the cop
He looked more like a stripper-cop than a real-cop

He didn't even shoot the black guy

>>696328722
Okay I chuckled

>>696328738
>The Native American. He's suffered enough and you know he aches for death.
We're talking about the Village People, not Nibi
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>>696328773
I think so

>>696328821
I mean just look at him
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>>696328645
Now that's what I call motivation c: Wonder if they got butts like yours ;)
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>>696328601
I don't know if they eat flies or not.
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>>696328821
No, no. I'm definitely talking about the Village People.
I wouldn't eat Nibi since he may have some prion disease.
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>>696328988
Well they eat pretty much anything so I wouldn't doubt it
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Any requests?
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>>696328887
Now im nervous.
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>>696328887
Please, look at him in the Macho Man clip

He looks like a hungry skeleton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

>>696329014
Okay you win this round Chet.
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>>696329108
that's all lean muscle, man

>>696329100
just act natural

remember, we're just trying to beat the heat
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>>696329108
Win? Round? Do I get a prize?
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>>696328964
Would you towel up a butt like that?
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>>696329073
Do they?
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>>696329236
That's all limp noodle arms.

>>696329315
Yes, you are now the Prom Queen
Find your King and get back to me
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Hello.
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>>696329392
he's just small-boned
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hi badj
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>>696329392
I'll be damned if I play along with your fetishes. This is no prize at all.
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>>696329456
hi badj
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Badger, Snuggles.

Snuggles, I send your thing tomorrow when the post office opens.
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>>696329236
Maybe get some alcohol so I dont feel awkward and I can feel awkward and regret everything I do the day after.
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>>696329333
Heck yeah I would, only depends on if I could handle it or not
Would you?
>>696329343
No idea honestly, I'm hardly an expert, but I have no reason to doubt that they would eat flies
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>>696329517
I will be expecting it
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>>696329537
I don't think that will be necessary

there will be no regret
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>>696329487
>>696329514
>>696329517
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>>696329608
They do eat most everything it seems.

>>696329645
Don't expect much.

>>696329731
Oh.
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>>696329333
Also I think someone here is paying tribute to you
>>696329429
>>696329600
>>696329684
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>>696329429
>>696329543
>>696329600
>>696329684
Thanks for posting these
>>696329608
Always towel up your boi afterwards.
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I'd starve first. It's better than dying of all the diseases those fuckers must have had
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>>696329798
I would really want one of those.
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I am posting by folder order nothing more
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>>696329466
Ahahaha

>>696329499
You don't want to be royalty?

>>696329869
After eating them you become King of the Village and gain immunity to all disease and sexy women flock to your side

Considering you're probably a wretched unloved loner, and being in this thread means you're exposed to cancer, it's pretty much the opposite of your life now.
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>>696329856
Yeahh, chances are it would take more than a towel once I'm done with them
>>696329798
Yeah. Well I'll brb, seems them wasps like my shampoo too much
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>>696329885
One of what?
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>>696329688
I always regret going out with friends, im always boring or say stupid shit.
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>>696330026
A badger plush.
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>>696330010
They like things that smell sweet.

>>696330065
Why don't you buy one?
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>>696330126
I know you didn't mean that as a compliment, but I'll take it as one :)
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>>696330126
no money, obviously.
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>>696329731

>>696330053
you can do no wrong here

>>696330009
Ahahaha urself
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>>696330010
When i say towel them up i mean with my tongue.
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>>696330233
Make one.

>>696330211
How?
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>>696330009
No and I don't want to be part of your plans of turning me into a female monarch again.
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>>696330240
There's always opportunity to fuck up.
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>>696330240
I'll ahahaha your face

>>696330430
I promise nothing at all
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>>696330508
not with me

>>696330515
you're GROSS
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>>696330292
Ooh, that makes a difference... Can't say it sounds too tempting, but replace towel with fill and I don't mind
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>>696330557
No you're gross
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>>696330515
At least you don't make promises we both know you can't keep.
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>>696330240

>>696330391
Hmm...
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>>696330657
It's probably not that difficult. Just follow a simple pattern that you can cut out and sew together.
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>>696330391
By telling me that I smell sweet, hahah
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>>696330781
I did?
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>>696330776
Think I'd rather just not.
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>>696330649
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>>696330862
Then you won't have one until you get the money to buy one. Have you done any painting or dug out your old work to show me?
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>>696330835
Fancy seeing you here, s/fur becoming too much again?
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>>696330950
There wasn't an s/fur thread up. Or I didn't see one anyway.
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>>696330846
>They like things that smell sweet.

I'm just trying to be funny but eh, never mind
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>>696330889
what
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>>696331014
Now that's unusual, they always seem to be up
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>>696331062
Shampoo is often sweetly scented.
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>>696330934
Oh you meant that I'd actually make one myself. Yeah, that I could do, maybe. Also no, I've been very very busy. Haven't been home in 3 weeks.
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>>696331143
That's because I'm always the one that makes them and keeps them going. But I don't feel like making one right now.
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>>696331129
I dunno I lost track

I'm gonna go take a shower
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>>696331187
Not in three weeks? What has kept you so busy? Yes, you can make one yourself. What did you think I meant?
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>>696331168
I know, I was trying to make a joke but whatever. That's a nice head btw
>>696331202
Ahwell, that's understandable
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>>696330557
okay
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Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
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>>696331807
Mamma mia! Here I go again! My my, how could I resist you!
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>>696331666
It is my head. One of my heads.

>>696331807
My my,
At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah,
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way.
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