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Now you are rich, more than 100M in the bank, you will never

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Now you are rich, more than 100M in the bank, you will never have to worry about money again, what do?
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>>696299422

Travel and enjoy spending time on hobbies
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>>696299422
kill myself
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whores
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>>696299422
get into business, invest, with that amount I can make the triple in 10 years or less, you know is easy to make money with money.
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Buy an apocalypse/zombie-safe house with enough food to survive till I'm like 100. Then get a 10gbit connection down there with a hell of a computer & play shit until I die.
Fuck humans.
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buy a secluded mansion on a tropical coast, dont leave it for a year
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>>696299422
Well, I never had to worry about money to begin with.
I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
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Nothing
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fuck bitches all day all night, fucking snort a pound of cocaine, and buy a porsche
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>>696299422
I'd stop worrying about money
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>>696299422
continue to fund ISIS
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>>696299422

Probably start businesses to organise people, focusing on stuff I care about. See if I can get someone to invent a cool thingy. Also I'd like to make movies.
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I heard about some place called Pedophile Island. Sounds like a nice place to retire.
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Sit in a dark room posting on /b/
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>>696299422
contine being an introvert, just on a much grander scale.
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become ironman
go over to syria and hang up a giant billboard of muhammed sucking a dick
murder all the dumb sand niggers that come out and get pissed off at it
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>>696299422
Break Wilt Chamberlain's all-time scoring record.
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I'd shut the fuck about it and quietly disappear.
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>>696299422

>private plane
>full of russian slaves teenager model-tier girls
>3 or 4 kilos of colombian purest cocaine
>pure heroin with a doctor to administer it
>infinite guinness
>travel around the world abusing the girls and the drugs

I would be probably die in a year or two but with a smile in my face
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I would continue browsing /b/, but on a much nicer computer.
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Save 3/4ths in the bank, go to Japan, live the rest of my life in Tokyo, spend my days pounding all the jap pussy i can
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>>696299545
This.
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>>696299422
Is there a casino that accepts $1-million bets? Let's turn that $100-million into $200-million!
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Real talk:
Invest half, spend the other half on helping my family and friends out.
For myself? I'd just buy a nice, modern computer.
Boring stuff.
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>>696299422
build my compund. im not fancy and my house wont be, 5 mil max including bunker. then spend days as a philanthropist. my job would be to keep my original money and use investments and interest to make good happen in the world.
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>>696300628
>He keeps his money in the bank instead of investing it
You're not gonna make it brah.
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>>696299422
I will be in that scenario in a few years when my daddy dies
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Play golf all over the world. Starting with Augusta.
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>>696299422
>Lots of roids
>Get the body I always dreamed to have
>Get tattoos
>Go travel around the world
>Invest some monies
>Pay somebody to kill my brother
>Buy mom a house and a nice car
>Move out, probably to England or do.e nice european country
>Try to learn new languages such as good Engrish or russian or japanese
>Get gaymen pc
>Get all the vidya
>Donate some monies to some foundation that care about animales
>Hookers
>Lots of cocaine
Thats all I can think of right now
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Buy a nice house in the pacific north west of Washington with lots of property and do lots of work to it and make it really nice and build bmx and dirt bike trails in the woods and build a custom gate and fence for my property and build and restore old cars and trucks
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I will catch Pokemon around the globe
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>>696299422
worry about not losing the money
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Buy big house
Buy nice car
Pay for sex
Get woof bork doggo for companionship
Browse 4chan rest of my life
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>>696299718
>implying you will be young and live forever
better start spending that money now!
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>>696300628

Then you get AIDS, and die. LOL, typical Redneck trash, never thinking of the consequences. Hopefully you die on the airplane flight there, when all those Mud-skins take it over and Japan!
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>>696299545
Exactly this.
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>>696300429

20,0001
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two chicks at the same time
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Invest.

Collect a few of my all time favorite cars.

Travel the world, but only the ritzy parts. I refuse to interact myself with filth and /or brown people.
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>>696301405
This literally costs like 300 bucks.
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>>696301200
PNW is overrated. Come to Boston, we aren't fake like those SJW queers. We'll tell you straight up. And our scenery is better anyways.
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>>696301405
Fuckin 'A
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>>696301305

You'd have to be nigger tier intelligence if you somehow lose 100 mil
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>>696301405
Lulz
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Hire a team of engineers to create an assembly machine, a 3d printer that can print the prices of said assembly machine, and itself, and launch them to space undamaged. Have it dismantle satellites to replicate itself, and claim the space surrounding the earth as my own.
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Start multiple porn companies.
Buy like 12 of everything I like.
Cars and a few homes around the world.
Become a little God.
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Start my own JAV studio.
Specifically order Japanese girls to not screech like banshees.
Hire well hung Murrican dudes.
Uncensored only.
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Hmm. Invest 75% of it at least..
Then build a $1-2m house. I'd buy at least 10 cars/trucks the first day. Spend probably 50,000 immediatly on clothes. Hopefully all the girls that have always "seen me as just a friend" would have a change of heart. If not I'd probably travel Asia banging young slutes. Then I'd fix me. Get some kind of fat reducing surgery (I'm 250 lbs, have lost 70 but getting impatient), and some Lazer hair removal cuz face it, nobody likes hairy backs. That's about it.. other toys.. campers/boats/etc. I'd probably buy all my good friends a fuckin sick car or something. And that's how I'd tell em I was rich. Just go over to their house "oh hey, like my new truck? Jk it's yours. Thanks for being a friend faggit"
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Go to class tomorrow morning, in my brand new Tesla.
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pay my mum to suck my dick
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Pay a team of investigators to find girl in op's pic and make her ONE of my wifes.
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>>696302961
pay to have his mom suck my dick next
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>>696303435
join this line
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>>696302348
If i had 100mil i would give you half just to do this
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>>696299422
take it in the ass fag
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>>696303813
just marry and half of it is gone
lol
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>buy guitars, bass guitars and that kind of shit. >learn to play them.
>form a band that can have the potencial to become legendary
>make awesome music
>buy publicity to make the shit popular
>pussy raining day n night
>buy a midget to fuck my whores and feed my fish
>shower on money
>money is cutting short but still enough so lay low for a couple of years
>find a pretty bitch that's worth it
>fuck her silly everyday
>have 1 or 2 special kids
>fml i need money for weed and special school
>make an awesome comeback concert
>first show
>knees weak arms are spaggetti
>moms confetti
>walk up to the mic
>yell "hey lil gollum, don't forget to feed nemo n dory!"
>nuke whole stadium w/ hydrogen bomb
>become a legend
>gollum lives happily ever after with my fish and my whores
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Helmp my mother, buy her a house and then spend around 20 financing the excavations and research of these damn olmec sites, look at this is a whole city hiding and no one researchs it because lack of $$$ cant stop thinking about this. i am not an archaeologist or anything i just want to dig them up colossal heads
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>>696299422
Anything I want.
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>>696302961
>>696303435
Pay to film your mum sucking both your dicks and pay for this guy>>696303630
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>>696299422
buy me more memes.
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>>696299422
Hire a team of legal/investors
Build a house in the "country" as Ive always dreamed, with gym and basket court included
Ivnest and protect my fortune.
Continue working out and fucking bitches, but in a complete higher level.
Live the rest of my life with a never ending feeling of void and emptiness as "the eccentric uncle "
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>>696299422
fuck a bitch
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>>696304101
you made my day thank you
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>>696299422
>Buy a series of islands make my own country
>Invest in drug trade/trafficking as well as legitimate businesses
>Make my own army
>Invade poor countries take them over
>Make an empire
>Profit?
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>>696299422
have sex with alot of womens and buy alot of weed
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>>696299422
Titty-fuck this bitch!
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Fix up the shithole I'm currently living in. Fix my fucked up teeth because holy fuck it costs a fortune and finally be able to smile in public. Get a drivers licence and a car, nothing fancy, just slightly above average. Have more than 2 pairs of clothing in my fucking closet. Start up a vidya games development company because I've always wanted to do that. Invest any leftovers into something more stable than cash, like real estate or gold or whatever, spread the eggs into different baskets.
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fucking degenerates... if all you have in mind is to blow monies on hookers and cocaine kill yourself already. you'll never gonna be rich in monies.

Build a hobby complex where you could try out every hobby imaginable, from smithing, painting, racing, fucking javs, dancing, torturing people... you call it.

and allow a bunch of degenerates like you to finally find a reason in your life
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Make clothes out of money
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>>696299545
this
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>>696304101
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I'd open a large internet cafe/bar. All the waitresses will be hot girls wearing ruffle skirts or cosplaying. It'll be a neckbeard's paradise.

I'll have an apartment upstairs. I imagine I'll be spending most of my days drinking old fashions and hanging out with people by the bar.
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I'd probably buy houses in secluded areas around the globe. Little comfy cabin in the woods, a beach house on some quiet island somewhere, stuff like that. Good food and booze too. Blowing it on super expensive cars so you can fly down tiny little roads and burst into flames when you wrap yourself around a post sounds retarded
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Move to Brazil and drown my self awareness in mind altering drugs.
Also help family.
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>>696307773

I'm doing this one day whether I'm filthy rich or not. Follow your dreams faggots.
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>>696302348
I would do that but it would be just like Amateur Allure where I'm just getting sucked off by a different Japanese girl every day.
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>>696307977
FUCK

Dubs and almost quads...
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>>696308111
>>696307977
>>696307773

Is anyone seeing this?
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>>696300159
This. I'll make sure they get nukes too
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>>696305724
You live in this world and think there is a reason to smile in public? Waste of money right there...
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>>696301653
eh maybe
I'm pretty sure people here don't complain about other, much more beautiful places in the world like you guys over there do
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>>696300730

No there isn't a casino in the world that accepts HIGH stakes...
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>>696302348
>Hire well hung Murrican dudes
Cuck
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buy 100m worth of RS gold get all 99's and die feeling accomplished.
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>>696308797
why 100m
literally 1000 dollars can get you all you need
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Buy a pension and mention somewhere in USA, buy a corvet sports car and a lambo and buy some stocks.
Invest in some companies and drop out of college.
Buy 5 macbook and 5 mesa boogie and 5 different electric guitars.
Hire a personal trainer and stock up on protein shakes.
Set up a personal gym and tennis court in my mension.
Buy a nice leather jacket and jeans and go to a bar and drink to death.
But most of all, purchase an AC
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Pay my bills, get a few new clothes, repair my truck, give some to my mother and the rest stays in the bank for later use
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>>696299422
Suicide, that way I can't fuck it up.
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>>696299422
put 75 mill away.

spend the rest buying cars, property, bikes, travel and lots of 4chan gold accounts
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Quick work, pay famlies debts, buy giant house on beach, give friends open invite for eternal vacation, beer and cards.
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Buy expensive ass instruments
Buy a house
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>>696309486
Good! That's the spirit
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ITT - Poorfag, richfag mentality filter
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>>696309803
>pay famlies debts

Now when you say family......
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Live in Europe and fuck teenage girls between 14-18 for the rest of my life.
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>>696299422
>move to Hawaii
>go to university
>study the cosmos
>smoke dabs
>surf
>star in low budget pornos
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Keep working part time so I don't get too bored. Maybe buy some things to make my days easier.
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>>696308623
small dicked slant detected
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>>696310079
Setup a dubs lottery for you niggers.
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Whores and Booze, and Booze and Whores

That's what I would have for breakfast (delicious)

Whores and Booze, and Booze and Whores

Just incase you didn't hear (I got it!)
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>>696299422
>Set aside 20M for immediate family.
>Invest 5M with the advice of a paid investor.
>Use 5M to buy various properties and accrue wealth.
>Set aside 1M in an account to gather worth.
>Invest 2M in gold and silver.
>Get a job after I've taken care of my immediate family along with creature comforts and needs.
>Live life comfortably.
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>>696299422
[spoiler]study[/spoiler]
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>>696299422

i'd get dubs.
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>>696310322
You too you''ll use your money to watch people fuck? So many cucks, so little time
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>>696299422
Find a young big tits big ass wife, Fuck the shit out of her daily. Live the classy life, Fuck all of the drugs and shit. Unless its pot I wouldnt mind smokin some pot B)
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>>696310622
Bro fuck that why invest in all of that shit? Just give your immediate F&F 5 mill and say fuck the rest.
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immediately set up a vacation to Tokyo, then to Europe after.

Then i'd fund / make the film i've always wanted to.
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>>696311078
Because there's a limited amount of property and precious metals. Investing in both is an incredibly smart short term and long term investment.
With investing that much in different things, I'm spreading my investments far and wide, allowing them to accrue worth and pay for themselves quickly with very little risk.

And of course I'd spend 20M on my family. I've got a big goddamn family that I love very much.
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buy some more pot
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>>696311999
Took this long to get to /thread! And nice trips man!!! \m/
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>>696299422
stay home and play runescape.
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>>696299734
Sorry to shit on your parade but most food you could get that lasts that long like rice and pasta would go bad

It be way better to just invest in grocery delivery
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Do exactly what I do now but with nicer Internet, computer(s) screens, and travel every summer and winter till the end of my days
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>>696299422
Invest the money into whatever-the-fuck and use the gains to buy the Spirit of the Suwanee music park. That place is heaven when fests roll through.
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Buy an retirement home and burn it to the ground, and bribe the cops
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>>696299555
Trips confirmed for being bored to death because getting high enough to feel life will not be enough.

What is a Ferrari if you can own 30 of them?
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>>696300159
>continue to fund ISIS
>>696308242
>This. I'll make sure they get nukes too

Good, that way the US can freeze your assets, and take them for your insolence and stupidity.
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>>696313777
Those trips may be nice but they're nothing compared to Allah
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>>696299422

>appear on tv
>reality shows and some movies
>run some business
>marry a model
>run for president
>make america great again
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>>>696300159
>>continue to fund ISIS

>Good, that way the US can freeze your assets, and take them for your insolence and stupidity.


Plot twist: he's CIA.
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>>696300432
This. Tell little to nobody and use my seemingly infinite fortune to fulfill my life goals. Also get drunk a lot, browse /b/, probably get a bunker and some shit to survive in case of nuclear winter. Sit back relax and play dark souls with some faggots.
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>>696299422
find a job that i enjoy, take classes in stuff that interests me, keep active and healthy, i get bored quickly when i have time off for and extended period
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send pics of me with mounds of money to the girl who rejected me in highschool an kill self while winning
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>>696299422
>Now you are rich, more than 100M in the bank,
>you will never have to worry about money again

Boy you don't understand the first thing about being rich.
More money more problems isn't just a song.
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>>696299422
retire my parents, pay mt tithes, pay off my friends loans and kick back for the next 70~ years.
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destroy my brain with excuse for brekkie for the next 40+ years
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>>696299545
Buy my dream condo in Chicago, buy my dream car (1959 Oldsmobile) and then just enjoy living and often travel...
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>>696316032
oh i forgot to mention change my phone number, email address, move and delete my social media accounts.
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>>696299422

I would buy an island.

On this island I would create a research facility.

On this research facility I would hire the greatest scientific minds the world has ever seen and fund their research into genetic engineering, cybernetics, and new forms of energy.

I would create a cybernetic ally enhanced, genetically perfect super being, powered by an effectively infinite source of energy at its core.

Then I would show (it?) the world, explain all the world's evils, and how humanity as a whole has failed.

Then I would tell it of the stars and how there are places that humanity's influence has not reached.

My hope is that this super being, and I mortal got of infinite power and intelligence, would take over the world and choose to either destroy us or elevate us to a type 3 civilisations.

We will either be gods or we will be nothing - there is no in between.
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>>696311078
it's called living sustainably, money doesn't last forever without you doing something to make more, investments will ensure a steady stream of income, simple
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>>696308297
It's 100 mil, what else am I going to do with it other than waste it?
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>>696299422
get my balls clipped and slay the wave of gold digging pussy coming my way.
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>>696299422
Wow how much flax did you have to spin to make that much?
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>>696304902
that is genius, actually
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>>696299422
fuck a ton of hookers and also allow my parents to travel
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>>696312769
Guy, you're a fucking idiot.

If the food lasts that long it doesn't go bad because it lasted that long. You wanna know how I know you're a dumb fucking nigger?
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Continue to write comics for DC
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Become batman
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start to hire hitman on totaly random people
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>>696299422
Holy shit I love boobs so much.
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>>696299422
Id fuck your mom 200 million times
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- pay off mortgage, fix the house, sell it in a few years

- help uncle with dept, buy him and his bitch wife an apartment, give him some money so he can retire finally

- buy land, build dream house on it, not necesarrily in home country

- buy apartments and become landlord

- get it shape, buy nice stuff, travel
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fpbp
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>>696321630
okay what would you do with 99,999,999 million left?
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>>696321630
and what would you do with the remaining 99.999.999 dollars?
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>>696321885
>99,999,999 million
>99,999,999
>million

<million 999,99,9,

↑9m9i9l99l9ion9
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>>696299422
Hire a personal trainer to kick my ass into shape, buy a gym to go with it.

Buy a small house in Alaska. Somewhere there's really good internet, but also good wildlife.

Move to manhattan and live in one of those really high class apartments. I'm talking trump-style.

Buy a personal jet and offer rides for money. If you don't want to deal with airlines, just come to me.

Use the rest of the money to learn investing.

Every now and then, when investments have been good to me, I'll walk along the sidewalk and give some random homeless guy one million dollars.
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>>696321731
>pay off mortgage, fix the house, sell it in a few years
Sell in a few years? Why not turn it into a cracknest/den and lower the prices of surrounding property.
>help uncle with dept, buy him and his bitch wife an apartment, give him some money so he can retire finally
So that they have the free time to bitch to you about needing more money - fuck that bitch
>buy land, build dream house on it, not necesarrily in home country
This I agree - but better just to find an existing property - draw less attention to your rich ass.
>buy apartments and become landlord
See point one - having made a crackden all the property in the surround will be cheaper and will have motivated sellers.
>get it shape, buy nice stuff, travel
Get in shape - become one of those gym degenerates, meet a cardio bunny - flirt, think that shes way out of your league (due to fatness) sperg out and tell her about the money. She marries you and then robs your ass.
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>>696299422
Buy a small home in alaska, have Google come by and hook me up with some internet, and live the rest of my life while either playing video games, running in snow, or fighting bears for the hell of it.
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actually, i'd probably become pretty paranoid and first thing buy a gun right away.
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>>696322373
With that money, you could just hire body guards.

I would enjoy a custom-made revolver, though.
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>>696299422
>forgetting about your 100M in the bank
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>>696299422
donate most of it to animal related charities because fuck people.

Keep maybe 10 million and live comfortably with the girlfriend just chilling and travelling
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>>696299422

Start a movie studio.
>mostly science fiction
>maybe some horror
>a few action, throw in a random romance to make money of the chicks
>eventually sell the studio to a larger studio for 10 times what I put into it

Rinse, repeat.
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>>696322450
yeah, but you have to trust the bodyguards don't you? i trust myself. do you know how paranoia works?

i'm talking i'm being told i just won 100M, i'd probably try to get away from anyone who might've overheard that news right then and get a gun ASAP. not in the mood of getting kidnapped and killed.

realistically, you keep it on the low, or you move into a gated community.
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>>696300460
This.
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>>696322707
dumbest thing i've ever read
this is how people win the lottery and end up bankrupt
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>>696302961
>>696303435
>2016
>not getting anon's mom to suck it for free
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>>696322707
I agree with >>696322835
That sounds like a good way to lose all your money.
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>>696322868
i'm guessing she'll be willing to suck it for free, knowing you have 100M in the bank, hoping you'll hook her up with expensive shit
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>>696299422
start streaming online
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>>696299422
Get a job
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>>696299422
buy out africa
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Probably just give everything I don't need for college and basic shit to my mom and dad. Maybe donate what they couldn't feasibly use to an actual good charity or orphanages and shit. Maybe actually fucking do something about the homeless problem in my state instead of sending them to jail or forcing them off of random forests corporations shouldn't even be allowed to own.

I just know I probably wouldn't spend that shit all on myself or my brother because he'd buy the most retarded shit but I'd still help him out.
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>>696322835

You are assuming, of course, that I haven't networked the crap out of a few dozen producers, directors, and actors, and that I know nothing of film production. Entertainment is a pretty safe place to put money, s'long as you don't focus on ultra-big budget movies.
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>>696323324
O yea, no social security anymore when you have 100M in the bank.
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>>696300097
>porsche
Kek what a shitty car choice you're better off with a toyota prius
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>get $50,000,000 in $100's
>buy hot air balloon
>drop over money over Crenshaw Boulevard
>???
>profit
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live the rest of my life like a schnook
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>>696299734
Right across from death star gaming rig, a fucking farm.
>DONE
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Found my bank and become iluminati for fuck children for gloria of Satan.
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>>696299422
buy a tank an hire a crew, go fight isis fucks in the desert.
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>>696299422
Buy a top of the line RV, stock that fucker with everything I need to live off-grind, and go live out in the woods away from society... then just live off the money until I die. That's my happy ending.
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>>696299422
I would get everything that's important out of the way first like get a house, pay my loans, get a good car that doesn't fuck up after 10 miles, then get luxuries like super fast Internet and renovating said house. After all that I would have like 99m left so I'd give 1m to each of my close family members like mom, dad and brothers then give 1m to a household of close relatives like aunts and uncles then 1m-5m to REALLY close friends. After all that I'd still have like 50-70m left so I'd buy super luxuries like a sportcar then I'd save all the money for my future son/daugther (if they're not entitled assholes)then die of old age and die with the clichéd "the money is buried in the..."
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>Go to bosses office
> Shit on desk
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>>696309154

it's my fantasy stfu
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offer my mum 1 million to let me cum on her face
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>>696326033
then offer my cousin a million to let me fuck her in the ass
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>>696299422
get better health insurance
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Start various businesses, give some nice jobs to my countrymen, and invest.
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>>696300755
>invest half
>invest

why the fuck would you bother? You want more money?
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>>696299422
use my fortune to create a chemistry lab, the only aim of this lab would be to create death bacteria that only attack arabic people.

Buy a plane and pulverize it all across the world.
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>>696299422
Put it all on 14 black at the casino
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Drink myself to death.
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>>696310296
Lmao im doing that right now, gl, you can do it
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First, I'd build my dream home. Then I'd get married to my girlfiend, then we'd travel a lot.
I'd finish my degree, have kids, and do everything I can to make sure they end up as wealthy as me.
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>>696327005
and with everyone being special we'd all be happy right?
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>>696299422
drink, fuck bitches kill some niggers fuck bitches on niggers corpses go huntin niggers
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Use that chump change to invest in and start up new technology based businesses, virtual/ augmented reality especially, make 100 billion and live on the fuckin moon with a lot of cute girls to give me cummies
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>>696321630
if you fucked her ten times a day for 50 thousand millenia you still wouldn't have reached that number
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Exaggerate my wealth and run for president of the world.
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>>696327241
1 millennia = 1000 years
50,000 * 1,000 = 50,000,000
10 * 50,000,000 = 500,000,000

yes he would reach that number you fucking dumbass
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>>696307773
>Neckbeards paradise
>hanging out with people by the bar

You sure you've thought this one out?
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Well, I should deal with my health issues first, like amblyiopia and some undiagnosed hearth issues, imperfect teeth, then I'd get better education in a first world country. And I'd offer same things to my gf, family and friends.

After that, I could somehow start dealing with corruption problems in my country.


And then this >>696326268
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First thing I would do is buy a house for my mom.
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>>696299422
Browse 4chan
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Shitpost my way out of sadness.
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Also, pay someone to write better jokes in BoJack.
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>>696299422
party 24/7/365
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have a marching band on call 24/7 to play whatever i decide that day is going to be my theme music, complete with an MC Hammer grade entourage consisting of dwarves, fire breathers, a cheerleader squad like bring it on, with all of it MC'd by Weird Al, and Sir Mix A Lot.
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> make a thread how uncle lested me, blah, blah, blah
> make faggots roll
> never delivar
> repeat
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>>696300618
redpilled
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use all the money to feed children in Africa
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Use half of it to pay back students loans
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pay off loans travel weild financial power and fuck demanding posh transexual sluts(multiple)
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>>696299555
3rd post
triples
more true than the holy ghost, father and son
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>>696299545
This.
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>>696300460
you can see this guy is an asshole by the fact that he brought 3-4 kilos of cocaine for what sounds like 20 people and 2 years. He clerly doesnt plan to share
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Mansion in some sunny place, young 10/10 maids and a chauffeur.
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Build dream crib on top of a mountain, with only myself having easy access to it. Order a pizza and make a the pizza boy climb the dangerous cliff front each time and reward the first person to deliver with a tip of 50K. Then proceed to order a pizza each day and watch the legion of devoted pizza boys ascend the mountain cliff each day seeking the same payment. Then I would never tip and ask for the change back each time.
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>>696299545
traveling is a meme when you live in the best country in the world
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>>696299422
get myself my own apartment, get a car and a bike, travel the world, stick the rest in the bank, and use it as i see fit and enjoy my life finally
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Bukld a whorehouse right on the Colorado/Nevada border so I can have a legal marijuana bar on one side and 20 willing whores on the other
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>>696299422
Change the world in ways no one has since, or ever will again.
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