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Pokémon GO stories. >Downloaded the game >walk indoors

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Pokémon GO stories.

>Downloaded the game
>walk indoors for 10 minutes trying it out.
>this is prettygood.jpg
>Decides to check up a Pokéstop outside, its a library.
>wow cool.
>walk up to the library and see qt3.14 she is playing to.
>She is this nerdy, blonde, incredible cute girl
>tell me she just caught zubat.
>talk to her as we explore the pokéstop.
>We end up exchanging number
>I didnt even try to get her number
>just being a gentleman.jpg
>we have been going out catching pokémons for two days now.
>Next weekend we might be cosplaying as we have joked and talked a bit about it.

how was your day not playing pokémon go and not finding a girlfriend?
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>get girlfriend
>go to /b/
Pick one
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>>694940802
I've been going out to play pokemon go past midnight because i'm scared to see other people during the day :)
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My day was fine. Worked my job. Went to the gym to lift. Swam in my pool for a bit. Made love to my wife. Had a beer. Thanks for asking though, OP.
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>>694941201

hehe, are you not scares for getting mugged?
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Go get some friends you fucking loser and grow up. Pokemons for kids
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>>694941111

nice quads.

I can't have both? I go to reddit too, but its not the topic.

stop being so juvinile and grow up
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>>694941426
>Worked my job
>on a Saturday
>My day was fine
lol
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>>694941426
nice try nigger
then why are you on /b/
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>>694940802
So this is it huh.
I guess going to a bar doing pure cocaine and fucking ladies raw its for faggots like me. Its all abour nerdy bs catching pokemons and stuff.
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>>694940802
>OP thinks this is gonna lead somewhere
>mfw the girl says "I just want to be friends is that cool?"
>mfw he makes a thread in the future calling women whores and bitches about how they lead you on
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>>694941737
Somebody finally said this. Thank you
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>open the game
>30 seconds later game crashes
>tries restarting the phone
>it doesn't work
>tries reinstalling the game
>still doesn't work
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>>694941754
I manage big box retail, so I have alternating weekends. Honestly, having one day off consistently during the week is nice. Hardly anyone out running errands, you can get quite a bit done.
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>>694941889

Do what you like, its my suggestion
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>>694941111
/thread
quads confirmed
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>>694940802
u better bang this chick within about three days buddy, believe me when I say that window of opportunity won't last long
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>>694942035
Fucking this. I love having Saturday's on and Monday's off
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>Pokemon go made me lose weight.

>met a 11/10 nerdy girl with D's and slim waist. Going on date tonight.

>landed a job cause talked to boss about Pokemon. I start Monday.

>250000k starting.

>made 100 new friends. Already added me on face book.

>my dick grew 5 inches

>confidence is up and learned to talk to people.

>found a new house while catching a charizard (first try) move in Wednesday.

Thanks Pokemon go
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>woke up at 4pm
>go to the store to buy ciggies
>like all the people outside and the bright light wasn't bad enough
>there are people shouting in the middle of the street, staring at their phones, that there's a rare squibly niggle right there
>they start making noises only the most indogenous species of african americans is capable of
>buy ciggies, run home, shut my door, hop on 4chan and try to forget about this
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>>694940802
This shit is crazy, I went walking around with some co-workers who play it after work one day. There were 60+ people playing this on the Jeffersonville IN Riverfront at 3:30 in the morning.
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>>694940802

>already had gf before game doing it the hard way by randomly approaching women at parties
>get to level 16 in pokemon go
>custom naming all my pokemon
>getting them to highest CP in city
>taking many gyms
>thinking people are getting a kick out of these dank names when they see my pokemon at the gym
>fastforward to now
>realize other players can't see custom names
>what's the point?
>Go back to work/porn/movies with gf
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With the squad all team blue, see some little shit (like 15 years old) trying to take our gym. Shout out hey, fuck away from our gym as we start walking over. Kid picks up bike and rides away. Another victory for team blue.
I semi know the kid anyway so he knows we were just playing around.
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>>694941787
bro thats what i was thinking
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>>694940802
>Bronie-mon
>professionally pathetic v2.0
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>>694942030
Same, Haven't gotten passed the first white loading screen.
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>>694940802
get the fuck in there before the pokemon hype dies down
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>>694942468

if one kid can fuck up your entire gym you have a shitty gym
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>Be me
>Hate the fuck out of the game since its not real pokemon game. I certianly dont buy the new ones but occasionally i get nostalgic and like to play up on gameboy color once a year
>2 days after it being out roomate comes home bragging how cool it is and that hes such a high level, and his co worked has held the level 9 gym at the part for over a day with a 1400 vaporeon.
>Ok nigga its on, ill play this just to kick your ass at it.
>No live it for 2 days, level 18, owned and controlled tons of gyms now.
>game is now old and i have grown bored of it since i already beat roomate.

>Did meet some interesting fun people, but not enough adults play it, and the ones that do clearly have problems of some sort, mental, fat and nerdy, something.

So im done with it, time to move on i guess
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>>694941737
Back to rebbit you fagget ass neanderthal.

sage
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>>694942231
/thread
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>get pokeemion goles new trend mobil vídeo gane
>run it
>you have to walk
>uninstall and laugh at this dumb ass fucking trend that will die faster than kony 2012
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>download the game
>read comments about it saying it forced people to go outside
>mfw lvl7 without ever going outside
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>>694942532

how about you throw your shitty old phone in the dumpster and get a new one.
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>girlfriend
KEK, just wait until she sends you that text,
>Can my boyfriend come too?
or
>I wish I could find a boyfriend like you!
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>>694943446

or you know... no text at all since girl is figment of OPs imagination
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>>694941651
Sorry anon, I don't live in a 3rd world country.
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>>694943173
Fake GPS. I use it to at night. Walk with my friend at day. Ain't no way that I'll go catching a Pidgey on a graveyard at 4 in the morning.
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>>694940802
Does he have a weiner
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>install.apk
>open app
>need to leave the house
>delete.apk
Done with it before i started
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>>694943628
OP is such a faggot, he's even gonna imagine the fake girl friendzoning him because he doesn't know how to imagine a real girlfriend because he hasn't ever had one.
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>>694943646
Implying that there isn't 50 robberies in the US every day
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>>694943173
Fakegps never worked for me
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>>694943903
>>694943628
>>694943446

can't you just be happy for me? Instead of being this butthurt.

These kinda things does happen from time to time, even more so now that we have Pokémon Go.
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>>694941111
quads FPBP have spoken
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>living in Mexico
>living in the city of Tijuana, which is in the border and is pretty much the best city in the whole country
>go to vacation in Acapulco, #1 city in crime
>Pokemon GO releases
>catch shit
>bad signal
>return to my home in Tijuana
>place full of PokeStops
>literally outside of my house I can get some good Pokemon
>I can go to USA anytime I want
>I know I'll get better Pokemon
So my Pokemon road is barely beggining, but I'm looking out for the future.
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>>694940802
i call bullshit, i see people playing pokemon go all the time and no one really talks
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>>694941737
Typical fag trying to look cool
Pleb.
Enjoy cia farming your data
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Had to paint my kitchen.
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>>694944405

Not sure where you are living.
and how cringy you are.

If you are a normal person, with normal looks people will talk to you if they have the same intrests as you.
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>>694944073
Just because we think you're bullshitting doesn't mean we're "butthurt" stop trying to cushion the blow to make it out like we're jealous lol. You just sound like a fucking loser
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>>694944042
Download KingoRoot, Lucky Patcher and FakeGPS.
Open KingoRoot and root your phone open Lucky Patcher tap Rebuild & find FakeGPS apk install like system app. Later you open your settings go location and select device only
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>>694944517

Oh no, they will know that I look at monster cock shemales. That I like big titties.

what a shame.
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>>694942240
This^
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>>694941939
>mfw this every tiem
>smug.jpg
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>>694942231
hi5
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>>694940802
>being a walker pleb
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>>694942341
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

fuck this game
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>>694941111
Digits don't lie /thread
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>>694941201
>>694943646
unfortunately I do that's why i'm still a newb
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>>694942775
Reddit is way more populair then 4chan anyways :-)
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>Live in part of town without a bunch of stops
>Try to find new areas around to go get stuff
>End up walking this park all day before work
>Tons of people there with phones out
>Bunch of pokestops next to each other
>All lured
>Find a Rhydon right when I get out of my car
>Meet and talk with people, shoot the shit
>Walked 15 miles in the last week I normally wouldn't have
>gottahatchemall

>Go to nearby city park after work
>People still coming at 3am
>Rare pokemon shows up and everyone comes over
>People are high fiving as they catch it
>bitching/bragging about the level
>you people are here shitting on it

wew
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>>694941426
>made love
leave it to /b/eaver to gay up banging someone
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>went to the coast fishing
>got a tan while sat in the sun
>came home
>showered
>wife ordered me a curry for when I got out
>ate curry
>currently watching 8 Out 10 Cats Do Countdown
>wife is on PS4
>already been told I'm getting my dick sucked tonight

Not my best day (only caught two fish in 8 hours) but alright, I guess.
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>>694945251
Because it's a shit game?
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>>694945251
where is this taken
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>>694941737
NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
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>>694945532
Cringey as fuck
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>>694945532
The GTA series needs to do this
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>>694945670
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Anyone else's tracker only ever showing 3 footprints? I think mine is bugged or some shit. Really annoying considering it showed a Lapras and a Jynx today
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>>694945509

It's not about the game i dimwit.

its about exploring nature, meeting new people, going places you never been before.

the game is so much bigger than the app itself.
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>>694945509
It's enough of a game to satisfy me while I'm walking around listening to music. It's enough of a game when I'm rolling up on a gym in my car with my roommates and we park next to the faggots that are trying to take our gym and stare them down at 1am.

And it will only get better as it goes on. What would you like to see done to it realistically?

>>694945631
Renton, looking at the Boeing factory
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>>694945812
>exploring nature
Already do that without some shitty app
>meeting new people
Lmao I don't want to meet any of the fucking losers that play this game.
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>>694943699
Can you explain how to use it please I can't get that shit to work.
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>install Pokemon GO
>you actually have to walk around
>uninstall
>2 days ago
>dads birthday, decide to take him out for some drinks in the afternoon, since hes retired and i had the day off
>at a bar with a big patio section near the park on the lake
>sitting at bar, enjoying the breeze and the heat and the view and my drink
>see a bunch of obvious neckbeards walking around staring at their phones
>laugh at them with the old man and the bartender
>sitting outside in my garage last night enjoying a smoke
>see a gangly stick man and his nerdy gamr gurl gf walking around staring at their phones
>heading for my lawn
>step on my lawn
>GET THE FUCK OFF MY GRASS YOU FUCKHEADS
>they spooked and take off

fuck this game, don't need some app to go on a nice walk around the neighborhood or in a park. Never liked these games. Or motion gaming. Why would I play Wii basketball when I can just, go outside and play basketball?

Video games are for dank dark basements, not physical activity and heightened social interaction.
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>>694946029
>What would you like to see done to it realistically

Pokecenters, 1v1 and 2v2 pvp, more items, more pokemons, separate currency that can be earned in game, and gym badges.
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>>694946029
>what would you like to see done to it.
Absolutely nothing. I don't play it. I don't want to be associated with weird spergs who play this game which is a large percentage
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>>694946369
You do realize that basically everyone is playing it right? You are the sperg nigga.
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>download to my phone
>learn immediately after I get my starter that you could instead get a pikachu
>well, oh well.
>see pictures people post online of dozens of stops and gyms near them
>there be 2 gyms about a mile away
>1 stop within a mile from my house
>game constantly fucking locks when in catch animation
>have to exit game and come back in
>problem with servers, try again later
>repeat this for a week
>decide to use an incense and lucky egg on my lunchbreak
>game locks up when catching first pokemon
>cant get back into game because servers are potatos
>incense and lucky egg are wasted because they continue to time out even if you aren't logged in
>get angry, not play for a couple days

i fired it up one time since, game locked when trying to catch something. fucking bullshit.

also, there's no fucking pokemon unless you go walk around town. I DONT WATNT TO FUCKING WALK AROUND IN THE CITY. Seriously, fuck. Make them spawn outside towns/cities. I go hiking on the weekends a lot, there's fuckall for stops and pokemon when you get outside civilization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b_02CKf74k
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>>694946369
I have a family member on my facebook that posts those anti-pokemon, I have better things to do, etc things as well

>find this when I go on his profile
I'll just group you in there
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mfw your phones are to shitty for this game
mfw you don't have enough pokéstops in your town
mfw. you never see in pokémons in your area.
mfw. you will never get a gf as hot as OPs
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>>694940802
Holy shit anon I think I saw you two when I was playing
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>>694946499
Yeah spergs who haven't played or liked Pokemon in years but suddenly like it again to jump on the bandwagon
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>Goes Out first time in years
>Suffers the same skin codition as Michael Jackson (not the black, wanna be white shit)
>Walks to nearst pokestop, spin the picture, pretty good result I get 5k pokemon
>Goes home after an hour or 2 looking and catching pokemon
>Goes online to look for Pokemon go tips and stuff
>Finds page on how to jailbrake iphone
>Jailbrakes I phone, downloads auto walk crack, tap to move and something else Im yet to try out
>Don't need to leave home now, thx guys
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>>694946282
reminder that you're on /b/
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>>694946541
I don't post shit on Facebook nice try though my man. Never said I had better things to do I just don't want to meet weird faggots playing the game
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Just started. Hows my catch?
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>>694946934
>giving this much of a shit about what random people on the street who will never see you again will think
Sure is high school in here
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>>694940802
This is so fake I'm crying. For you. Cause you're sad.
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>>694946962

cubone is cute. 10/10
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>>694947023
When did I say I cared what they think? I just don't I want to be around them. You're dumb as fuck my man.
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>>694946761
and yet I still don't spend my time wandering around out doors burning my pale skin staring at my phone collecting pixels to fight other burned nerds with
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>>694946048
>Already do that without some shitty app
its called going for a walk, folks have been doing this for centuries without pokemon go

>>694946048
>Lmao I don't want to meet any of the fucking losers that play this game
yeah I have enough cringeworthy conversations in my day to day as it is, i don't need to meet more sweaty awkward neckbeards
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>>694947196
Black don't burn, cuck.
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>>694947139
>I don't want to be associated with weird spergs who play this game

Get some friends bro
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>>694940802

>be me
>doing my usual mile around a park
>just started playing Pokémon GO that day, already got a charmander
>didn't catch one single pokemon
>fuck.png
>fast forward
>come on one pokemon please please please
>see a caterpie at the end, instantly run towards it
>fucker ran away
>mfw
>never play the game again because I quit doing the mile
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>>694947355
I'll still laugh at your dumb ass if I see you stepping out into traffic to catch a butterfree
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>>694941426
oh shit bro i did the same thing went to the gym to lift swam in your pool fucked the shit out of your wife drank one of your beers. pretty sure it was your beer pool and wife anyways count your beers if you don't believe
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>>694947421
I have friends bud. I love all your projecting lol. We can talk about it if you want my man
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>be me
>first time playing pokemon go
>walk to park to find bug types
>run into a girl playing also
>cute af
>we start talking about pokemon
>says she has original n64 console at her house
>i go to her house
>we play pokemon stadium 2
>start kissing
>more kissing
>lots of kissing
>take off her hoodie
>little bit chubby but not really fat
>take off her sweatpants
>instantly notice bulge in her underwear
>i hate big flaps but still go for it
>kiss and touch some more
>she starts giving me head
>we both get naked
>she has a fucking cock.....
>seriously has a fucking cock bigger than mine
>so fucking angry i push him off me
>he says "i thought you knew"
>he starts crying and begs me to stay
>he grabs onto me
>i instantly elbow him with my back turned
>i say sorry and feel really bad because it was like a reflex thing, i didn't want to hit him
>he's crying and bleeding from the mouth
>says he really didn't mean to trick me
>i feel like i can't leave
>feelsbadman
>i say we can be friends but i only like girls
>he starts smashing his head against his computer table
>now he's got a black eye
>he gets his phone out and starts recording his injuries
>says i did it
>i'm confused af
>i run away back to my house
>deleted pokemon go app
>what the fuck is life
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>>694947561
I went into your wife's back yard and caught her lickitung.
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>>694947644
Would bruh but I gotta go meet some friends at the park. Have fun stewing in your own ballsweat
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>>694947851
Whatever you say. Fucking loser lmao
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Be me on mobile phone so idgaf about green texting
Download pokemon go 2 days ago
Go fishin at the lakes a few hrs
Turns on game for the first time at the lake
Sign up using my gmail
See screen showing the lake thru the camera
A magicarp appears
Throw pokeball and missed like 5 before capturing
First pokemon a magicarp, excited
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>>694947733
bad copypasta is bad
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>>694947903
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>>694947733

why didnt you hit that boipuss?
fake as shit.
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>>694948001
Thought you had to go to the park my man? What's the deal
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>>694947733
Nice copy pasta, faggot.
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>>694942231
wew
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>>694946962
nice cubone

2 stories.

>Decide to walk to the local park and catch some pokemon
>See a pokestop with lure on the map
>Walk to it
>See a 8.5/10 qt sitting at a bench and reading at the exact place where the pokestop is.
>Sat next to her and said 'You know that you're sitting at a pokestop right'
>She replied with oh that's why people come here all the time with their phones
>Sat there and talked with her for like a hour
>Exchanged numbers
>Netflix and chill in a few days

She wasn't even playing pokemon.
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>>694948070
There's always time for two more posts friendo
>>
>>Girl waves at me
>>Wave back
>>Turns out she was waving to someone behind me
>>Facepalm evryone saw
>>Spaghetti falls out of pocket and goes evrywhere
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>>694940802
you referred to yourself as gentleman.jpg, no girl will be YOUR girlfriend
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>>694942240
Kek, honestly this is the one I related to the most
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>>694948218
Autism incarnate if you ask me. Not the guy you've been replying to. You just sound mad as fuck
>I-I'm not! I'm just trolling him tee Hee!
I bet
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>>694946366
>>What would you like to see done to it realistically
>Pokecenters, 1v1 and 2v2 pvp, more items, more pokemons, separate currency that can be earned in game, and gym badges.

>more items, more pokemons, separate currency that can be earned in game, and gym badges.

>more items, more pokemons

>more pokemons

The second they do this is when they lose 95% of their playerbase.

Literally every single person I know whos a 90's kid is only playing this because of nostalgia from the original 151. I dont know how many times i've told someone about pokemon go and they have asked if its all those other shitmons. The look in their eyes when i tell them its only the originals, priceless.
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Eh... I have mixed feelings about it. Fun, but it's too fucking muggy outside to play. This weather makes it really unfun to play. It was cooler the other day, but a storm was rolling in. ._.
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>mfw I have a windows phone and there is no Pokemon Go in the app store
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>>694949119
https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-the-pokemon-company-the-pokemon-company-niantic-inc-develop-pok%C3%A9mon-go-for-windows-10-and-windows-mobile-10?source_location=topic_page
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>>694947851
>when you have to lie to strangers on the Internet.
He's right. You ARE a loser
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>>694940802
>just being a gentleman
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>>694940802
Nice fucking fantasy, you probably ran away when she talked to you.
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>>694942231
>Of course you got cuz you talked about pokemon nice try fag
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>You were a sperg when you were a kid for playing pokemon
>now you get to be a bigger contrarian sperg for not playing pokemon

funny isn't it
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>>694942231
rawb
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>>694940802
My day was fine. I fucked some married dudes wife while he was at work and the gym. Drank most of his beers too
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>be me
>be in hometown of Temecula, CA
>before Poke Go - only old people trying to stay in shape are out and about
>after release - errbody out walking around
>neckbeards losing weight
>hear of a couple introverted nerdy guys interacting with women
>some of them lose virginity
>Marinebro next to the bike path that is FULL of Poke Stops was handing out small bottles of water to people who were playing
>mfw my so-called "community" is now a community
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My BF and I tracked this fucker down
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>>694950647
But pokemon isn't a real game!
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>>694940802
My day was fine. I cheated on my husband with the hot poolboy while he was at work and the gym. What kind of loser works on a saturday? When he camw home he swam in the pool we were fucking in. We also drank his beer.
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>>694942231

Pokemon Go imba effects confirmed.
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>>694950769
>not a real game
don't care
it made a positive change in my community
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fuck pokemon im playing runescape. that shit is gay
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>>694950949
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Checkers isn't a real game either. Fucking pretty much no class customization and the graphics suck.
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>be me, just signed up for pokemon go
>haven't played it yet until a few days later
>go to lake because buddy lives with his grandparents at their lake house
>take out pontoon boat to go fishing (like real fishing)
>tell him about pokemon go, he calls me a fag and starts setting up his rod once we get to a cove
>suddenly a magikarp appears...my FIRST POKEMON in the game!
>tells me to throw pokeball
>I throw my phone at the water
>waitforitwaitforit.jpeg
>nothing happens
>friend is looking at me like "dude wtf"
>come home later, check my associated email
>fucking NOTHING

I better get that fucking magikarp because now I don't have a phone anymore
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>>694951054
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So what's this game like, anyway? From what I gather, you JUST collect pokemon. No pokebattles or anything, it's just finding pokemon and then throwing a ball at them and praying to rnjesus that you get it.

If there were actual battles, I'd buy it and play it in a heartbeat.

So what's it like?
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>>694951054
why does make my cock so hard
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I'm somewhat disappointed that Team Rocket is not a team option.
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>>694940802
Had a kid get kicked out of my workplace yesterday. Wandered in somehow. Got caught by security. Couldn't be more than 8. Got really mad when he was told to leave since our building is not open to the public. Kept screaming "GOTTA CATCH EM ALL". Security eventually dragged him out. Dumb kids.
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>>694940802
>be me
>already playing PoGO
>already have qt3.14 nerd gamer fiancee
>fuck her any time I want
>mfw she's farther up in level than I am
>mfw holyshit.jpg I'm a filthy casual
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>>694951259
Dang....I bet that demon can't masturbate or pick his nose at all.
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>>694950647
Sounds cringey as fuck my man!!
Cheers!
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>>694951175
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>>694951259
Literally what you just described. You can't even fight them to catch them
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>>694941111
>get
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>>694951382
at least he's got 2 dick-snakes on his right arm so he can dp anyone solo
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>>694951307
That's like being disappointed in not being able to pick the Washington generals in nba2k
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>>694951364
Check her journal because I have a feeling she's been catching some dicklett at her nerdy ex boyfriend's house.
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>>694951392
Your post made me actually cringe.
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>>694951450
wait really? Then what's the big fucking deal? I'll just go play pokemon blue on my gameboy...
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>>694941111
chekk'd
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>>694951577
Nah, she's honest to god a good woman. I know since we live together and we're around each other pretty much all the time.
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>>694949119
Mfw I read someone has a Windows phone
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>>694951668
Good I hope it did faggot. I hope someone shoots up your community pussy. Sounds like a bunch of fucking faggots jumping on a bandwagon
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>>694942341
Thats retarded, why is that function even there
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>>694942886
>Never heard of ingress

Geo games that mage you walk aren't new and done of us get off 4 chan once and awhile.
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Pokehaters are pretty fucking cringey tbh
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>two mentally handicaped people met because of kids game they both played
Wew lad guess this game can be useful sometimes.
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>>694942341
they will be able to see your character name
my name is:
UwantTHEbigD
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>>694951944
Not as bad as people who play the game. Loser
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>>694943984
50? A day? Are you retarded. There's at least 50 a day PER STATE. Welcome to the USA I'm done pretending this isn't a 3rd world country anymore.
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What if instead of looking for stupid pokemon and lying to everyone that u found a girlfriend you go inside the library read a book and educate your self you faggot
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>>694944405
I get a lot of "team ______?"
I'm Mystic and most other mystics will talk to me while valors just scoff, and instinct players tend to go either way.
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>>694951406
is that a baby?
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>>694946282

you sound like you're already a grumpy old fuck that cannot stand other to be happy.
I hope you die soon, so the world is rid of your bitter ass
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>>694952349
What exactly do the teams DO? Can you only find certain Pokemon for certain teams or something
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>>694940802
Pretty good, playing wow all day long
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>>694947703
what type of pokemon is that??????
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>>694952094
Pretty much equals IMO
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>>694942240
>my sides
>space
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>>694952438
idk
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>>694952445
Lmao
>faggot got scared like a cuck Infront of his gf detected
Nah he's right you guys are cringey as fuck with this game it's funny as fuck. Doesn't mean we don't like fun things just because we dislike one thing
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>>694946531

you see anon, there are fewer people outside civilization. where there are more people, there need to be more pokestops
it's not a difficult concept
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>>694947561
Top kek my fuckin sides
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>>694946499

no. The majority are spergs here
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>>694951285
Because you're not a gay traploving faggot and you're one of the superior fews here that actually like girls with pussies (+ points for loli)
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>Three 10km eggs hatched

>Snorlax
>Eevee
>Pinsir

The Snorlax is fucking awesome, got a flareon out of Eevee, but the damn Pinsir was just disappointing.
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>>694952748
kek=cancer
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>>694952559
What is that picture?
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>>694952950
eat some of this to cure cancer
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>>694951089
Kek.
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>>694952445

It sounds like you were always a lame who now has other lames to hide behind because this so called movement of yours actually got popular.

So because someone doesn't like the popular things means they're not a badass and don't do way more fun things than your pleb ass could imagine? Let it weigh down on you cocksucker
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>>694953066
toddlercon
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Is this a good catch?
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>>694953287
curing cancer
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>>694953361
>Germanfag
Hast Rot genommen? Und level?
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>Downloaded the game
>walk indoors for 10 minutes trying it out.
>this is prettygood.jpg
>remember that I'm fat
>time to go outside.png
>remember that I'm fat cause I'm so lazy
>stay inside
>mastrubate

my pokemon go adventure so far
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>>694952789
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