Pokémon GO stories.
>Downloaded the game
>walk indoors for 10 minutes trying it out.
>this is prettygood.jpg
>Decides to check up a Pokéstop outside, its a library.
>walk up to the library and see qt3.14 she is playing to.
>She is this nerdy, blonde, incredible cute girl
>tell me she just caught zubat.
>talk to her as we explore the pokéstop.
>We end up exchanging number
>I didnt even try to get her number
>just being a gentleman.jpg
>we have been going out catching pokémons for two days now.
>Next weekend we might be cosplaying as we have joked and talked a bit about it.
how was your day not playing pokémon go and not finding a girlfriend?
>OP thinks this is gonna lead somewhere
>mfw the girl says "I just want to be friends is that cool?"
>mfw he makes a thread in the future calling women whores and bitches about how they lead you on
I manage big box retail, so I have alternating weekends. Honestly, having one day off consistently during the week is nice. Hardly anyone out running errands, you can get quite a bit done.
>Pokemon go made me lose weight.
>met a 11/10 nerdy girl with D's and slim waist. Going on date tonight.
>landed a job cause talked to boss about Pokemon. I start Monday.
>made 100 new friends. Already added me on face book.
>my dick grew 5 inches
>confidence is up and learned to talk to people.
>found a new house while catching a charizard (first try) move in Wednesday.
Thanks Pokemon go
>woke up at 4pm
>go to the store to buy ciggies
>like all the people outside and the bright light wasn't bad enough
>there are people shouting in the middle of the street, staring at their phones, that there's a rare squibly niggle right there
>they start making noises only the most indogenous species of african americans is capable of
>buy ciggies, run home, shut my door, hop on 4chan and try to forget about this
This shit is crazy, I went walking around with some co-workers who play it after work one day. There were 60+ people playing this on the Jeffersonville IN Riverfront at 3:30 in the morning.
>already had gf before game doing it the hard way by randomly approaching women at parties
>get to level 16 in pokemon go
>custom naming all my pokemon
>getting them to highest CP in city
>taking many gyms
>thinking people are getting a kick out of these dank names when they see my pokemon at the gym
>fastforward to now
>realize other players can't see custom names
>what's the point?
>Go back to work/porn/movies with gf
With the squad all team blue, see some little shit (like 15 years old) trying to take our gym. Shout out hey, fuck away from our gym as we start walking over. Kid picks up bike and rides away. Another victory for team blue.
I semi know the kid anyway so he knows we were just playing around.
>Hate the fuck out of the game since its not real pokemon game. I certianly dont buy the new ones but occasionally i get nostalgic and like to play up on gameboy color once a year
>2 days after it being out roomate comes home bragging how cool it is and that hes such a high level, and his co worked has held the level 9 gym at the part for over a day with a 1400 vaporeon.
>Ok nigga its on, ill play this just to kick your ass at it.
>No live it for 2 days, level 18, owned and controlled tons of gyms now.
>game is now old and i have grown bored of it since i already beat roomate.
>Did meet some interesting fun people, but not enough adults play it, and the ones that do clearly have problems of some sort, mental, fat and nerdy, something.
So im done with it, time to move on i guess
Back to rebbit you fagget ass neanderthal.
>download the game
>read comments about it saying it forced people to go outside
>mfw lvl7 without ever going outside
can't you just be happy for me? Instead of being this butthurt.
These kinda things does happen from time to time, even more so now that we have Pokémon Go.
>living in Mexico
>living in the city of Tijuana, which is in the border and is pretty much the best city in the whole country
>go to vacation in Acapulco, #1 city in crime
>Pokemon GO releases
>return to my home in Tijuana
>place full of PokeStops
>literally outside of my house I can get some good Pokemon
>I can go to USA anytime I want
>I know I'll get better Pokemon
So my Pokemon road is barely beggining, but I'm looking out for the future.
Just because we think you're bullshitting doesn't mean we're "butthurt" stop trying to cushion the blow to make it out like we're jealous lol. You just sound like a fucking loser
Download KingoRoot, Lucky Patcher and FakeGPS.
Open KingoRoot and root your phone open Lucky Patcher tap Rebuild & find FakeGPS apk install like system app. Later you open your settings go location and select device only
>Live in part of town without a bunch of stops
>Try to find new areas around to go get stuff
>End up walking this park all day before work
>Tons of people there with phones out
>Bunch of pokestops next to each other
>Find a Rhydon right when I get out of my car
>Meet and talk with people, shoot the shit
>Walked 15 miles in the last week I normally wouldn't have
>Go to nearby city park after work
>People still coming at 3am
>Rare pokemon shows up and everyone comes over
>People are high fiving as they catch it
>bitching/bragging about the level
>you people are here shitting on it
>went to the coast fishing
>got a tan while sat in the sun
>wife ordered me a curry for when I got out
>currently watching 8 Out 10 Cats Do Countdown
>wife is on PS4
>already been told I'm getting my dick sucked tonight
Not my best day (only caught two fish in 8 hours) but alright, I guess.
It's enough of a game to satisfy me while I'm walking around listening to music. It's enough of a game when I'm rolling up on a gym in my car with my roommates and we park next to the faggots that are trying to take our gym and stare them down at 1am.
And it will only get better as it goes on. What would you like to see done to it realistically?
Renton, looking at the Boeing factory
>install Pokemon GO
>you actually have to walk around
>2 days ago
>dads birthday, decide to take him out for some drinks in the afternoon, since hes retired and i had the day off
>at a bar with a big patio section near the park on the lake
>sitting at bar, enjoying the breeze and the heat and the view and my drink
>see a bunch of obvious neckbeards walking around staring at their phones
>laugh at them with the old man and the bartender
>sitting outside in my garage last night enjoying a smoke
>see a gangly stick man and his nerdy gamr gurl gf walking around staring at their phones
>heading for my lawn
>step on my lawn
>GET THE FUCK OFF MY GRASS YOU FUCKHEADS
>they spooked and take off
fuck this game, don't need some app to go on a nice walk around the neighborhood or in a park. Never liked these games. Or motion gaming. Why would I play Wii basketball when I can just, go outside and play basketball?
Video games are for dank dark basements, not physical activity and heightened social interaction.
>download to my phone
>learn immediately after I get my starter that you could instead get a pikachu
>well, oh well.
>see pictures people post online of dozens of stops and gyms near them
>there be 2 gyms about a mile away
>1 stop within a mile from my house
>game constantly fucking locks when in catch animation
>have to exit game and come back in
>problem with servers, try again later
>repeat this for a week
>decide to use an incense and lucky egg on my lunchbreak
>game locks up when catching first pokemon
>cant get back into game because servers are potatos
>incense and lucky egg are wasted because they continue to time out even if you aren't logged in
>get angry, not play for a couple days
i fired it up one time since, game locked when trying to catch something. fucking bullshit.
also, there's no fucking pokemon unless you go walk around town. I DONT WATNT TO FUCKING WALK AROUND IN THE CITY. Seriously, fuck. Make them spawn outside towns/cities. I go hiking on the weekends a lot, there's fuckall for stops and pokemon when you get outside civilization.
I have a family member on my facebook that posts those anti-pokemon, I have better things to do, etc things as well
>find this when I go on his profile
I'll just group you in there
mfw your phones are to shitty for this game
mfw you don't have enough pokéstops in your town
mfw. you never see in pokémons in your area.
mfw. you will never get a gf as hot as OPs
>Goes Out first time in years
>Suffers the same skin codition as Michael Jackson (not the black, wanna be white shit)
>Walks to nearst pokestop, spin the picture, pretty good result I get 5k pokemon
>Goes home after an hour or 2 looking and catching pokemon
>Goes online to look for Pokemon go tips and stuff
>Finds page on how to jailbrake iphone
>Jailbrakes I phone, downloads auto walk crack, tap to move and something else Im yet to try out
>Don't need to leave home now, thx guys
Just started. Hows my catch?
>Already do that without some shitty app
its called going for a walk, folks have been doing this for centuries without pokemon go
>Lmao I don't want to meet any of the fucking losers that play this game
yeah I have enough cringeworthy conversations in my day to day as it is, i don't need to meet more sweaty awkward neckbeards
>I don't want to be associated with weird spergs who play this game
Get some friends bro
>doing my usual mile around a park
>just started playing Pokémon GO that day, already got a charmander
>didn't catch one single pokemon
>come on one pokemon please please please
>see a caterpie at the end, instantly run towards it
>fucker ran away
>never play the game again because I quit doing the mile
oh shit bro i did the same thing went to the gym to lift swam in your pool fucked the shit out of your wife drank one of your beers. pretty sure it was your beer pool and wife anyways count your beers if you don't believe
>first time playing pokemon go
>walk to park to find bug types
>run into a girl playing also
>we start talking about pokemon
>says she has original n64 console at her house
>i go to her house
>we play pokemon stadium 2
>lots of kissing
>take off her hoodie
>little bit chubby but not really fat
>take off her sweatpants
>instantly notice bulge in her underwear
>i hate big flaps but still go for it
>kiss and touch some more
>she starts giving me head
>we both get naked
>she has a fucking cock.....
>seriously has a fucking cock bigger than mine
>so fucking angry i push him off me
>he says "i thought you knew"
>he starts crying and begs me to stay
>he grabs onto me
>i instantly elbow him with my back turned
>i say sorry and feel really bad because it was like a reflex thing, i didn't want to hit him
>he's crying and bleeding from the mouth
>says he really didn't mean to trick me
>i feel like i can't leave
>i say we can be friends but i only like girls
>he starts smashing his head against his computer table
>now he's got a black eye
>he gets his phone out and starts recording his injuries
>says i did it
>i'm confused af
>i run away back to my house
>deleted pokemon go app
>what the fuck is life
I went into your wife's back yard and caught her lickitung.
Be me on mobile phone so idgaf about green texting
Download pokemon go 2 days ago
Go fishin at the lakes a few hrs
Turns on game for the first time at the lake
Sign up using my gmail
See screen showing the lake thru the camera
A magicarp appears
Throw pokeball and missed like 5 before capturing
First pokemon a magicarp, excited
>Decide to walk to the local park and catch some pokemon
>See a pokestop with lure on the map
>Walk to it
>See a 8.5/10 qt sitting at a bench and reading at the exact place where the pokestop is.
>Sat next to her and said 'You know that you're sitting at a pokestop right'
>She replied with oh that's why people come here all the time with their phones
>Sat there and talked with her for like a hour
>Netflix and chill in a few days
She wasn't even playing pokemon.
There's always time for two more posts friendo
>>Girl waves at me
>>Turns out she was waving to someone behind me
>>Facepalm evryone saw
>>Spaghetti falls out of pocket and goes evrywhere
>>What would you like to see done to it realistically
>Pokecenters, 1v1 and 2v2 pvp, more items, more pokemons, separate currency that can be earned in game, and gym badges.
>more items, more pokemons, separate currency that can be earned in game, and gym badges.
>more items, more pokemons
The second they do this is when they lose 95% of their playerbase.
Literally every single person I know whos a 90's kid is only playing this because of nostalgia from the original 151. I dont know how many times i've told someone about pokemon go and they have asked if its all those other shitmons. The look in their eyes when i tell them its only the originals, priceless.
Eh... I have mixed feelings about it. Fun, but it's too fucking muggy outside to play. This weather makes it really unfun to play. It was cooler the other day, but a storm was rolling in. ._.
>mfw I have a windows phone and there is no Pokemon Go in the app store
>You were a sperg when you were a kid for playing pokemon
>now you get to be a bigger contrarian sperg for not playing pokemon
funny isn't it
>be in hometown of Temecula, CA
>before Poke Go - only old people trying to stay in shape are out and about
>after release - errbody out walking around
>neckbeards losing weight
>hear of a couple introverted nerdy guys interacting with women
>some of them lose virginity
>Marinebro next to the bike path that is FULL of Poke Stops was handing out small bottles of water to people who were playing
>mfw my so-called "community" is now a community
My BF and I tracked this fucker down
come visit b pokemon general
My day was fine. I cheated on my husband with the hot poolboy while he was at work and the gym. What kind of loser works on a saturday? When he camw home he swam in the pool we were fucking in. We also drank his beer.
>be me, just signed up for pokemon go
>haven't played it yet until a few days later
>go to lake because buddy lives with his grandparents at their lake house
>take out pontoon boat to go fishing (like real fishing)
>tell him about pokemon go, he calls me a fag and starts setting up his rod once we get to a cove
>suddenly a magikarp appears...my FIRST POKEMON in the game!
>tells me to throw pokeball
>I throw my phone at the water
>friend is looking at me like "dude wtf"
>come home later, check my associated email
I better get that fucking magikarp because now I don't have a phone anymore
So what's this game like, anyway? From what I gather, you JUST collect pokemon. No pokebattles or anything, it's just finding pokemon and then throwing a ball at them and praying to rnjesus that you get it.
If there were actual battles, I'd buy it and play it in a heartbeat.
So what's it like?
I'm somewhat disappointed that Team Rocket is not a team option.
Had a kid get kicked out of my workplace yesterday. Wandered in somehow. Got caught by security. Couldn't be more than 8. Got really mad when he was told to leave since our building is not open to the public. Kept screaming "GOTTA CATCH EM ALL". Security eventually dragged him out. Dumb kids.
>faggot got scared like a cuck Infront of his gf detected
Nah he's right you guys are cringey as fuck with this game it's funny as fuck. Doesn't mean we don't like fun things just because we dislike one thing
It sounds like you were always a lame who now has other lames to hide behind because this so called movement of yours actually got popular.
So because someone doesn't like the popular things means they're not a badass and don't do way more fun things than your pleb ass could imagine? Let it weigh down on you cocksucker
>Downloaded the game
>walk indoors for 10 minutes trying it out.
>this is prettygood.jpg
>remember that I'm fat
>time to go outside.png
>remember that I'm fat cause I'm so lazy
my pokemon go adventure so far