South African thread. Durbanite here

I moved away from south Africa 5 years ago and I don't miss it to be honest
Ushaka was pretty cool I guess

>>694775170
It's full of blacks now. Every time I go there, half of KwaMashu rocks up. So many fucking coons

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>>694774740
Capetonian here, eating a gatsby tonight. What the fuck is up mates.

>>694774740
Jo'burg checking in

Pretoria rat here. great to see some fellow SA fags

I'm just smoking shitty Moses weed

natal here

>>694774740
>>694775170
>>694775639
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>>694776057

What shall we talk about, okes?

>>694776527
Fuck knows. how shit our fucking internet is? that i have to wait 2min for a shitty 5sec webm to buffer

>>694776849
I can't even use snapchat

>>694776849
Fuck china, our uncapped internet is capped

>>694774740
YO
ZEF NIGGA
GQOM, GHETTO, I HAVE AIDS AND ALSO 2 SONS AND 3 DAUGHTERS AND ALL OF THEM HAVE AIDS TOO.

>>694776527
I heard weed is on trial at the moment

>>694777140
stfu nig nog

>>694777360
What do you mean?

>>694777517
Like for legalizing weed in South Africa

>>694777517
When u nod your head yes but you wanna say no CAUSE YOU IN MY ZEF ZONE NIGHA FOK JULLE NAAIERS

>>694777641
Long time coming. ANC will legalize anything to hold onto whatever little votes it has left.

>>694777777
Nigger

>>694777777
Waste

>>694777777
Checked

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>>694777777
O

>>694777777
good job
im from another thread

>>694777360
nah mate. These fucking okes will never legalize it. They cant keep people from growing it on their own. people growing their own shit = no tax. Shit money hungry country

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>>694777777
C-C-C-CHECKED THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD

>>694777777
fucking wasted nigger

>>694777777
Hello my beautiful friend

>>694774740
Is Durban poison actually from there? I live all the way in Washington and one of my favorite strains I've come across the past two years is Durban poison so I have my curioisitys about it

>>694777777
WASTED
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>>694777777
nice hexes

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>>694777777
South Africa is literally the most pathetic country in the world.

>>694777777
Huge get in a shit thread

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>>694777777
WITNESSED

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Hello, little guy! It's the sweetie man coming!

>>694777950
I'm still gonna smoke it

>>694777777
NIGGER GET

>>694778060
I've never had the liberty to smoke it bit yeah it does

>>694778060
Its in the name

>>694777885
>>694777898
>>694777980
>>694778062
>>694778067

Apologies, gents.

>>694778072
Fuck off and die

>>694777777
Checked

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>>694777777
checked

>>694777777
wow

>>694778253
>Fuck off and die

He'd have an easier time doing that if he were in South Africa

>>694778168
If you can get Swazi, that shit is amazing

>>694778253
>Fuck off and die

nigger detected

>>694778545
Ew

>>694774740
Rhodesian here. How are you my friends?

>>694774740

use human language nigger

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>>694778253
And yes I realized it was in the name but sometimes(most the time) strain names are just made up bullshit to be a selling point. I love how different it is than stuff we grow here. I love the spicey earthy taste you get from that envoroment. Second favorite is afghani goo, the strains both taste forein to me yet no the remind me of the other

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>>694777777
W A S T E
A
S
T
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Jozi fag reporting in.

>Came for the get and staying for the shitty weed convo

Why are none of us out doing something tonight?

>>694779009
Clubbing is expensive as fuck

>>694779009
Keg & Filly was full

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>>694777777
CHECKED

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT

Kaapenaar checking in

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>>694779009
I don't socialise with niggers that's why.

>>694779511
What's up my nignog? How is life m8?

>>694777777
Witnessed

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Question for all South Africans here, please answer honestly. How many of you are black?

Just trying to gauge how many blacks actually have internet access in south africa?

>>694779801
not a nigger

>>694779801
Internet access is too generous a phrase for telkom

>>694779801
I think more black people have access to cellphones (not necessarily ones that can connect to the net) than running water

>whitey reporting in

>>694777777

witnessed the mighty KRAKEN

>>694779959
Probably. Not that we particularly give a shit though. Enjoy not being able to live peacefully with Muslims

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>>694779959
China, we haven't given a shit for 100 years, and we're not about to start now.

Curious - How fucked is your country? In the us media it's portrayed as a terrible country in certain parts (high crime, high AIDS) but with great golf spots.

Anyone going to oppi?

>>694779801
Pretorian here and white as snow

Cape Town here not a nigger

>>694780053
>Internet access is too generous a phrase for telkom
explain?

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>>694777777

damn son

>>694778914
>durban weed is spicy
Why am I not fucking surprised

>>694779009
Because i don't want to get raped by a coolie mate

Question to all white south africans,

Are you aware of the hatred all other white nations have against you?

>>694780561
Really not that bad. The same as the US, really.

>>694780610
Our internet is shit. Really, its fucking disgusting. We buy uncapped internet, but there is a cap on it

>>694780610
Most people are between 2Mbps and 10Mbps select neighbourhoods have fibre where it might have a 1Gbps fibre line but not ISP provides it only 100Mbps

>>694780810
Can't hear you over all this political power we have. Try to speak up

>>694780610
Telkom is our largest supplier of landlines and Internet connections, and much like most of our service delivery services, it's shit.

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Wrong flag, faggot.

>>694780810

i am white non sa and i like white south africans or namibians, i also think they have a kickass rugby national team

>>694778167
My poes toe gelag XD

>>694780988
>Kobus plz

>>694780988
This

>>694780988
Time to leave the past

>>694780988
Ek is fokken lief vir jou!

is the DA going to win any new areas?

>>694781196
>>694781070

>>Eastern Capian reporting in!! Moving to Western Capia next year! Eastern cape is so kak compared to WC

>>694780988
>88
Checked hitler's dubs

>>694781196
Moffie

My gf just took a trip to SA and fell in love with it. She wishes she lived there. My personal take is that its got some nice places/low prices (so good vacation spot) but would be a shit country to live in. Am i right, or do you fags love it there?

>>694780988

WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE AFRIKAANS SINGER AND WHY IS IT Bobby van Jaarsveld !?

>>694779801
White and proud!!! Also racist btw

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>>694780988
THIS

One day we will see that flag fly again, and all niggers sent back up to Nigeria.

>>694781521
I love and hate it

>>694781521
I wouldn't live anywhere else. This is home.

PE reporting in.

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>>694781556
>Also racist btw
I like you m8

>>694781521
Where did she visit from? And where did she visit? SA is the most amazing country in the world, just a pity about our local populace

>>694781420
In 'n fokken awb broeder manier jou naai XD

>>694781761
>SA is the most amazing country in the world
[citation needed]

>>694781340
They will win at least 2 of PE, Johannesburg, Pretoria. That will be massive for the country to be governed by the DA and not these incompetent filthy kaffirs of the ANC.

>>694781521
It's basically a love & hate relationship(This is in Cape Town, not so sure about other places)
The Weather is awesome, the things you can do here is great. So you want to live here, but you also want to leave it because of shit internet, crime rates are some of the highest in the world, etc. But all in all it's not THAT bad

>>694781532
>Not Patricia Lewis
Pleb

>>694781674
Awe bra me too XD

>>694781936
Durban is pretty shit. There's so many blacks and white trash

>>694781841
>what is an opinion

>>694781736
Ag thank u man

>>694782073
Went to grahamstown for a week, it's pretty nice there, but it's not as fun as Cape Town. Cape Town is wayy more superior

>>694781936
Grew up in Somerset West. Miss that tiny town

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>>694777777

>>694781949
>>694782121
>>694781802
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>>694781617
>>694781556
>>694781532
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>>694781340
>>694781070
>>694780988
>>694781044

>racist detected

Get with the times grandpa

>>694774740
Oh cool,I was just at the Sharks game tonight. JP did a lap of honour. Was pretty sick

>>694782422
forgot to add this

https://youtu.be/BGS7SpI7obY

>>694781651
>>694781672
So crime isnt as much of an issue as people make it seem?
>>694781761
Chicago suburbs. Their group visited Kruger, Robben Island, Johannesburg, kind of all over. I cant be assed to remember specifics, sorry. Definitely seems like a cool country to visit. Ive mostly been around europe and the caribbean

>>694781949
>not Johnny Clegg

kys

>>694781949
>WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE AFRIKAANS SINGER AND WHY IS IT Bobby van Jaarsveld !?

or Arno Jordaan

This country is so beautiful and the atmosphere you get here cannot be compared. It is really a amazing country. In the apartheid years we were as strong as the USA, economically and militarily. Now? Now... now we have kaffirs governing the country... now everything and everyone is fucked... for allll non-south africans---A kaffir/kaffer is a hate/name word for a black person, its our version of nigger,basically.. white person calls black person kaffer: white person goes to jail. Black calls black a kaffer: nothing happens.. I fucking hate this country but I love it aswell

>>694782545
Nope. Its the same as crime everywhere. Life goes on

>>694782444
Cool trips

>>694782674
At least you understand that kaffirs are to be blamed.

>>694782545
Crime is always going to be an issue. Last week I saw a bunch of guys smash a window out of a car stuck in traffic and run off with the woman's handbag. But as long as you're not dumb you're mostly safe.

>>694782950
>Last week I saw a bunch of niggers smash a window out of a car stuck in traffic and run off with the woman's handbag.
FTFY

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>>694782422

>racist detected

>Get with the times grandpa

kek, what has the coon populous ever contributed to the country!?, or any other country for that matter

>>694783037
>>Last week I saw a bunch of kaffers smash a window out of a car stuck in traffic and run off with the woman's handbag.
FTFY

>>694782950
What was their race, pray tell my good sir?

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>>694782950
>Last week I saw a bunch of guys smash a window out of a car stuck in traffic and run off with the woman's handbag. But as long as you're not dumb you're mostly safe.
>But as long as you're not dumb you're mostly safe
>you're mostly safe

Please tell me what exactly did that woman do that was dumb? She had her windows rolled up didn't she? What is she supposed to have done differently? not left her house?

>>694780988
now there is a flag to be proud of

>>694783050
Aids, Ebola, and Zika

>>694783337
Key word in that is MOSTLY safe :^)

>>694783037
True, but it was myself (white guy) and a bunch of other black guys that went chasing after them. The most racist people I've seen to blacks are other blacks, because there are the ones who are so thick you wonder how they walk and breath simultaneously, and those are the ones who give the rest a bad name.

Fokkit ek is mal oor Suid-Afrikaanse threads!

>>694783360
Praise the government that took this government into ruination. They could've made this country fucking powerful, but they chose to make it kangeroo state because of a few outdated ideas.

Typical fucking Afrikanners, typical fucking Souties

Us whites should get together and overthrow the government

>>694783337
Don't drive with valuables in plain sight in a known smash and grab hot spot for one, but yeah, mostly safe was the operative word.

How do SA fags feel about Die Antwoord?

>>694783674
Firstly that'll never happen. Unfortuanetely
Secondy, even if we do, the souties and afrikaners will still be divided
>>fokken souties

>>694783811
Embarrassed mostly

>>694783811
Vulvodynia is the best South African music group.

>>694783610
>>694782674

>>694783971
>Fokofpolisieksar
Ftfy

>>694783480
So many blacks seem to see everyone as their enemies, and it is those blacks that make them all look bad.

>>694783674
>>694783610
>>694783927

>>694783927
>>>fokken souties
This. My mum's side of the family are souties, in spite of it I believe they are mostly responsible for leading our country into this mess.
All because
>muh queen
>muh commonwealth

Any Boer still in here?


>big fan

>>694783811
They are alright but no Death Grips

>>694784338
Don't be.

>>694784152
Indeed. My friend circle has been mostly interracial since high school and we've always been chilled. But there are the ones that hate for hatreds sake. From all the races

>>694783940
>>694783811
Die Antwoord=New Miley Cyrus, redneck and Jacp parow had a gangbang while everyone was high on steroids

White Cape Tonian with a coloured (coconut) best friend reporting in. Anyone else here into the jazz scene?

>>694784338
Hello. Kan ek vir jou 'n dop gooi seun?

>>694784318
Yup

>>694784594
More into the alt rock live music, but can appreciate jazz and acoustic stuff.

STRAB fest?

>>694784434
>But there are the ones that hate for hatreds sake. From all the races
>implying kaffirs don't deserve to be hated
kek, this is the mentality that is turning our country into a pile of dogshit.

>based camps bay reporting in

>>694784799
> not realizing that this mentality has already turned us into dogshit
> not realizing this this mentality is responsible for the death of young boys that were sent to fight a war that wasn't theirs.
> stuck in the past

You're either a fucking soutie, or like a soutie. Grow up

>>694783971
Never heard of them. Please explain

>>694784397

why the fuck not?I think they kick ass and have an awesome history.maybe not so much the past thirty years or so but fuck you all the same

>>694784318
You do realise most of the Western world sees you as backwards African red necks.

>>694784799
Sure thing piet. You are part of the problem.

>>694775170
You lucky fuck. I want to get out this piece of ahit place. Its cancer

>>694785243
Well fuck them. We can laugh at them while sitting around a braai

>>694785143
Because they've become like the souties. Your history doesn't define your present, and it doesn't define your character. You're ancestors could have been the fuckers that built Cape Town from the ground up, but if you are a fat, lazy piece of shit, that history means jack shit.

>>694785244
>>694785243
>>694785088
>cucked souties detected

>African rednecks

EXTREME KEK. You faggot souties would be nothing if it wasn't for us.

>>694784653
>Kan ek vir jou 'n dop gooi seun


Had to get out my google translate,i want to learn afrikaans but i am not sure how to go about doing that because i want to do this along with you guys

http://www.protrackapu.co.za/


also,what are you drinkin mate?

>>694785243
I got laid so often in England because I was from SA it's not even funny. Afrikaans accent and all

>solution for the Soutie problem:
>send them all to Zimbabwe
Problem solved.

>>694785440

ah they just need a kick in the pants is all,and some allies might help but hell all that is really needed is to get the truth about mandela on blast get the situation out in the open and let the boer go on from there i know they have it in them

>>694785445
Oh no... where would be without our backward racism that kept us in the past for 50 years... or the ability to put meat onto a grill.


Grow the fuck up. If every boer dropped off the face of the earth tomorrow, our worlds will keep on spinning.

>>694785589
>implying it's hard to get laid in England
Keep telling yourself that, you ugly, fat redneck. Don't you have some hash to sell Piet?

>>694785445
Thank god your entire culture will be gone in a few generations

>>694785466
Beer, brandy, wine, whiskey. Sums it about up. Vodka when I was younger

>>694785747

you arent a boer you are just some sad jew.

>>694785604
>Solution to the dutchman problem.
>wait for the inbreeding to sort it out.

I've been to parts of Pretoria and the east rand and everyone looks like they had a common ancestor two generations back

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>>694785791
>>694785790
>>694785747
Holy shit, either this is master bait, or we have a real cucked soutie among us. I really hope it's the latter

>>694778545
Swaz is like the middle of the road average

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South africa summed up in one pic

>>694785921
Thank Christ for that dude. At least I'm no fucking inbred.

>>694774740
What

>>694785998
Sport braai drinkin

>>694786047
Like a stalagmite but spicier

>>694786001
all jews and all niggers are inbred, and all sandniggers and all similar types too. die you all, scum. you all are already dead.

>>694785898

nice selection you got there,i never cared much for vodka but vodka here in the US tastes like super sweetened rubbing alcohol.I like whiskey and tequila though i do well to avoid them hahaha

and as an americunt i have to ask,what are gun laws like in SA?I know you guys have registered dealers and a friend of mine that lives in johannesburg says he has seen boons in a gun store makin purchases must not be to hard

>>694786192
Lekker Engels, bru.

>>694781936
>crime rates are some of the highest in the world

You people used to have a SPACE PROGRAM and a currency at parity with the US dollar when you kept your niggers in line and didn't give them political power. Today you can't even keep the lights on and your people are being hunted to extinction by feral Bantus.

For fuck sake you pathetic cuckold, at least name the fucking cause of the "crime".

>>694786001

Jews are incestuous and sexually malicious primarily towards their kin you sunk your own argument

not two words but a name

>sabbatai zevi

>>694786300
Different anon here.
Gun laws are strict, but for about $50 I can get you an unlicensed knock off AK47 and a bag of ammunition relatively easily.

>>694786460
>hunted to extinction by feral Bantus.
I keked

CT checking in (not a fuckin nigger)

>>694786300
You have to buy a gun, then it stays at the gunshop then you do application for a license, which takes forever because the admin people dont do their jobs, and then you present the license to the shop and may take your gun home. Gun has to be locked in safe. Only semi auto and single shot allowed, no full auto or burst allowed. You mostly only like get a pistol, they are very strict with what they allow you with, to get a hunting rifle you most likely need to be part of some hunters association. If you are white, the chance to get a gun is difficult, the goverment is racist towards whites but no one can do shit. Ask questions if you want to find out more!

>>694786633
>but for about $50
holy shit are you serious? Not even when I stayed in Mexico could I get shit that cheap.
>pretorian fag here, been living in Australia for the past 5 years.

>>694786633
>>694786895
Yes it is surprisingly easy to get a hold of weapons. Mostly the drug dealers have the connections

>>694786633
nice dubby dubs


so you are talking about old van ooers secret garage sale type buy?

>>694783741
>a known smash and grab hot spot

Interestingly enough I live in a place (far northeast USA) where there isn't a nigger within 60 miles and we don't have "smash and grab hot spots".

You tell yourself living among jungle savages isn't that bad while they prey on your weak, elderly, and infirm. Fucking cuckolds.

>>694787023
>>694786895
>>694787085
I payed R2000 for a illegal glock 2 mags and a silencer in good condition. Was surprisingly easy

>>694787313
R2000 is about $200. A bit less maybe

Port elizabeth master race reporting in

>>694787023
>>694787101
Not getting into too many details, but it's through a colleague in used to work with. He's part of some underground AWB group and has ties to various merc groups. Hes convinced there's going to be a civil war in SA. Gave me GPS coordinates to the farm safe house and everything

>>694787507
Heyto chom me too lol. Weather is kak ey?

>>694783337

"Mostly Safe" in SA means "not dead"

>>694786895

good god,is the government all fucking kaffirs or what?!that is terrible man.And probably what they are trying to do here in the states too.But goddamn,how are the populations?i know jim fish and company love to fuck and multiply but is it really getting that extreme i have been hearing some shit lets say and it aint been good
>rip apartheid

>>694787397
Last I checked it think we were sitting on about R15 to the $

>>694786460

Everyone knows the cause of the crime, kaffers are just like that. But SA couldn't keep up running while the world pressured them into submitting. The same tolerance the 1st world countries forces onto us is now destroying them with the immigration and police shooting. But seeing that white is a minority, things turned to shit alot quicker than it is turning there

>>694774740
I remember when RSA was really RSA and run by the Dutch-Afrikaans superior white race. Now it's totally overun by niggers.

How's it feel?

Also, Naas Botha. Legend

>>694787640

you hold on to those buddy because i know its just a matter of time before instinct takes over.After all we are only animals

>>694787507
>>694787737

Me too, you guys going to the pokemon even tomorrow?

A fucking leon schuster movie was on dstv a few nights back. Cringed so hard. How did we let that guy become famous?

>>694787737
Kite flying should be a sport here

>>694787968
Haha shit man, naas die baas botha is a legend, where you from?

>>694788109
There's an event in pta zoo as well.

>>694788291

you hear about those chinese that died at a kite flying festival?i think it was recent

>>694787802
Yep. They have a qouta system. Eg. Needs to be 80%black 10%colored 5%indian and 5%white or something. The goverment doesnt want to appoint whites in the goverment so theyd rather just let the jobs stay open. Our entire admin system throughout the land is entirely fucked. I did a application for a pistol, waited 2 years(few months is normal) went back to police station. Found out the kaffer handling the applications threw all the applications into his desk and took the cash for himself. He got fired. No criminal charges coz hes black. Re did application, been waiting a year now after re application. Fucking bullshit!!!