this guy walks up and smacks you're gfs' ass, what do?

MR PIANO, here have my protein shake, 8 scoops just for you!

>>694763686
I sage your cringeworthy newfag thread.

smack his gfs ass, look him straight in the nostrils and say: now we are even.

>>694763686
Smack his ass and tell him to fuck off

>>694763686
In real life you would hit him no matter how big he is if he did that to your girlfriend. Just because he's big doesn't mean he can fight.

>>694763686
Glass the cunt

drug and rape him.

Make fun of op for using bad grammar

>>694764040
feisty one you are.

>Take out my Glock
>Shoot them both

Smack and run he looks like he is a slow faggot

>>694764210
It's right though

>>694763686
Use my dodge to run over him and 79 others.

cnt.
>>694764229
>take his dick out. shove it up my ass
>rape my asshole with a dead mans dick.
>shoot myself with same glock for being a waste of human flesh.

>>694764203

quick, ask me how i know your a virgin?

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>>694764040
This guy smacks your gfs ass,
Still gona hit him?

>>694764432
ayyyylmao

>>694764494
>your
>you're
>ask someone on /b/ to ask him...
>no

>>694763965
>your
It's entertainment. Also it's everybody's thread as all of /b/ shares entertainment as a common goal. Therefore it's your thread just as much as it is OP's.

>>694764549
no, i'd ask this guy>>694763686 to hit him and tell him he will be well rewarded.

>>694764549
The Moutain That Rides? Fuck that. You hit OP's guy. But when the Mountain smacks your girl's ass, you get a new girl.

>>694764494
>>694763965
samefag.

>>694764725
>/b/
>Common goal
Pick one.

This dude is wreckless. To his own body and towards others. Just look at how he smacked up a mentally challenged person (Jason Genova) in public at a meet and greet event.

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I leave my humanity behind.

>>694763686
lol rich "synthol" piana.
I poke one of his "muscles" with a needle and watch his goo leave his body until he's just bones and skin

>>694764725
If you can't kick people out, its not your thread.

Hang around his neck, he wont be able to reach his back and take you away. Not very effective, maybe, but sure as fuck would look funny

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>>694763686
vape him to death and roll away on my electric hoverboard scooter

>>694764775
Top kek

Thanks for brightening up the day anon

>>694763686
guys....
I can't stop looking at this picture.
I see it in the catalogue and have to immediately enter any thread containing it just can't... stop... staring...
I don't know if it's the eyes... the muscles... the weird posture... something about this picture maintains my focus... it's almost like a horror show. you can't turn away...
maybe he reminds me of someone?
this man has begun haunting my dreams.

help.

>>694763686
Call Exxon on his ass.

This fucker hides oil for days!!

>>694766629
vape back

fight vape with vape vape vape

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>>694763686
Fucking newfags all of you
>bend over
>spead cheeks
>shit on shoes
>yell I have autism you can't hurt me or mommy send you away Balloon man
>360 walk away

i give him some juice so his heart explodes once and for all

>>694763686
my crossfit show motherfuckers

Head butt him right in the nose as hard as I possibly can, then knee him in the groin as hard as I possibly can, then stick my finger in his eye ball as far as it will possibly go. I don't care how big a man you are, if your nose is broken immediately, you can't really see well for a bit, and during that not seeing time, I stick my finger in your eye and you can't see forever.

>>694769116
>be dude minding own business
>girl bumps into dude
>anon, I think that guy just touched my ass
>internetbadassincoming.jpg
>attempt to headbutt
>get knocked down because a foot shorter than dude
>helps you up
>b-but muh honor

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>>694763686
Ask him what it's like to be in ff7

>>694767506
this guy here
>>694769621

FUCK that's it! that's why I can't stop looking at him... the resemblance is uncanny.

>>694767506
i kinda get u fam

i spent the last 2 minutes watching it

how do fuck do u even get to look like that?
fucking workout and roid overdose? ffs

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>>694770596
Yeah, that's pretty much it.

>>694763686
i'm gonna brofist him and ask him if i can go for a 8 hours arms workout with him

>>694763996
Kek

>>694763996
Kek

>>694770596
>not knowing about rich piana

his steroid cycle is immense as fuck

>>694771498
>steroid cycle
what is that?

dont know whos that nigger.
too lazy to google

GOOOOD FUCKIN MORNIN GOD DAMMIT

>>694763965
>implying sage still exists / works

>>694771945
it does exist. as to it "working"

it still maintains its original function. just doesn't do much because, well the immensity of /b/ negates a single sage

Stab the cunt

>>694763686
I'll assume he's spend too much time in the gym and has no idea how to fight and then punch him right in his cunt.

>>694763686
Dangle my keys above his head.

Take out my slingshot from my pocket aim it at his crotch and shoot deku seeds at this motherfucker.

>>694763686
Nothing, Fem gf has already started suing for sex harassment before dude can even pull his hand back. Sorry, dude. Life over. Thas why I'm still with her. Afraid of breakup lawyering

Give him a paper cut across one of those bulging veins and watch him bleed out while pressurized blood sprays in a fine mist across my grinning face. Blood bukkano, good bamd name or no?

>>694763686
dude 3rd day in a row of this thread? why?

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>>694763686
Nothing because he said "Good Game" after smacking her ass.

Good sportsmanship

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>>694763686
pop his arms

>>694763686
Laugh at him because i dont have a girlfriend

>>694763686
steal this faggots roids

>>694763686
I dont care if he smashes my hand

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>>694763686

>>694763686
Take 10 scoops and leave humanity behind so I no longer need a gf

>cookie time!
>oops busted!

stare him in the eyes, shove a glass bottle half way up my ass and clench butt muscles until it shatters while busting a forehead blood vessel to show im a serious motherfucker. then force gf to suck his dick to display my alpha prowess.

>>694763686
Unscrew the gas nozzle from his helium tank. He'll go flying away.

>>694764136
found the aussie!

Kick his fucking knee backwards, beat the shit out of him.

Get the shit beat out of me

>>694763686
Tell him that he is copypasta.

Pop his fucked up muscles with a pin

>>694763686
Give him a free coupon to a sauna :^)

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR COUNTRY WILL GET TRUCK'D
Nice trips btw

Is that a fly on his right arm?

>>694763686

comb his hair

>>694763686
Stab him?

>>694763686
i take a pin needle and poke a hole in one of his veins and watch as he bleeds to death