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Haven't seen or talked to my cousin since we were little.

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Haven't seen or talked to my cousin since we were little. Like 8. My parents divorced, I moved away. I grew up. Get random fb request. Hot chick. Looks like bot.

Holy shit, it's my cousin. Never was into incest but my mind has quickly changed.

How do I get her to fuck me?
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>>694753599
First of all.

How far away does she live?
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>>694753599
it's a fucking friend req you're thinking way too much into this

good luck getting rape charges faggot
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>>694754174
Don't listen to this faggot.

Incest is what America is into.

House of Yes, Dexter, all the countless green texts stories posted here every day, all the manga posted here every day.
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>>694753599
Start up random conversation. Ask to hang out sometime. Make sure it's a friendly environment. Hang out maybe 1 or 2 times more.

Then get her alone in a movie or something, and try to caress her. See how she reacts. Take it further after that.

Go from there.
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>>694753599
You are too far from fuck.
First you need to talk with her, daily. You have to make her "get use to you".
blah blah blah blah
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>>694754042
Same town. I moved back just a few months ago. She's never left
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>>694754819
Is that pic here too?

She looks way different.

post moar.
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>>694755075
Yes
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>>694755850
moar pls!!!!!
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>>694755850
gold
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>>694753599
post pic of yourself first. if youre ugly gg
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Apparently she only has three outfits or has been posting the same three days of her life for the last couple of years
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>>694755850
So what's the story?

1. Has she messaged you?

2. How old is she compared to you?

3. Does she have a boyfriend?

4. Are there any pics on her Facebook with other guys?

5. Any pics showing off her ass? (post them)

6. How close of a cousin is she?

7. Are there any indicators on her Facebook that would show that she's liberal with sex and drugs?

8. Does she have brothers or sisters?

9. Is her dad a hardass?

10. Does she have a car?
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Op, tell me, are u scared?

her facebook -> /breanna.wood.90
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>>694756374
>/breanna.wood.90
troll thread...

this guy planned it all along...

he wants us to raid her

no one has a cousin as hot as her.
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>>694756218
bottom right, delete post...
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>>694756374
wow, she lives in utah... i live in utah.

i almost never see utah threads.

i added her


she probably wont' accept me though, as I'm a half-nigger.
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>>694756701
>Some chink

how do you know?
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>>694753599
>>694756374
Hey OP I just messaged her and told her that her cousin wants to fuck her brains out and incestously taste her cunt

Thank me after you fuck your cousin bro
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>>694756828
Nevermind, the guy looks kinda like me.

Maybe she'll add me afterall.
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cousin ≠ incest

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage#/media/File:Cousin_marriage_map1.svg
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>>694757076
She doesn't look all that pretty in that pic.

Honestly, anyone can look pretty with enough makeup.

Me and this girl I used to date discovered that.

There was some fat chick who had a VEVO channel.

And that other youtuber was making a video about her when she was having some psychotic episode or some shit.

I remember showing that to my gf, and then we looked at her vevo... and my gf went, "that's her? wow, what a little makeup can't do, eh?" (she's canadian [it was an online relationship on skype])
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>>694753599
I wish I could help since your cousin is a 10/10 but my cousin was the one who initiated sex. Just to give encouragement then; it's worth it if you succeed. Had a gf at the time when I started fucking my cousin and ended up breaking up with her just so I can fuck my cousin more. Good luck.
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/breanna.wood.90
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>>694757076
yup she is 10/10
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>>694756901
Post convo
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>>694757547
>>694756374
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>>694757432
lmao....

but you didnt' start dating your cousin?

like... do people actually get in relationships with their cousins?

Why not keep the gf and fuck the cousin on the side, so that you can have more pussy? Because the cousin shit isn't permanent.

>>694757547
How'd you find that? I tried putting all the photo numbers in facebook after profile?= and it pulled up nothing. Google reverse image search? (because I haven't tried that yet)
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>>694757618
Didn't see, thanks
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>>694757162
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage#/media/File:Cousin_marriage_map1.svg
In USA?
Really nigga? No peoples outside USA trust or believe USA laws. Most of them are stupid.
For example:
Biology disagree with you. Simple.
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>>694757707
I'm a hacker. I work for the anonymous. Can't tell sorry
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>>694757707
u wrote the wrong number
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>>694753599
ha dubs
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>>694757609
Okay gimme 5

Also good luck OP she seems really down to fuck and totally not call the cops and get a restraining order you stupid fucking idiot why would you post her FB on /b/ she only has a handful of cousins you're getting found out you stupid fucking faggot

And I'm getting bantz out of it all
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>>694757862
Do I just put it in the search box or do I have to add it onto an address?

I'm trying to know this shit for next time.
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>>694758082
read the filename of the pics.
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>be a faggot
>hate this one guy for not being a faggot like me
>hatch plan
>pretend to be other guy on 4chan, post a bunch of blatantly traceable pics of other guy's cousin, talk about wanting to fuck her
>wait for retards to take obvious b8 and serve as my personal army
>????
>profit
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>>694753599
it´s only incest if she gets pregnant
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>>694757707
I did and am dating cousin in secret of course. Have been for 2 years. It was that great. Honestly my gf really wasn't satisfying enough. I did fuck my ex from time to time after but I simply wanted more time with my cousin.

I know it's temporary which is why I am getting the most out of it.
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>>694758489
Wow, damn. That's awesome.

Do you cum inside her? Is she on birth control?
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>>694755850
Ask her If she is into forever alone neck beards?
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You guys doxxed way too fast. I wanted to see boobies
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>>694758636
A few times and she is on birth control. Usually we use condoms but mostly do anal.
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>>694758176
Yeah I agree it's only incest if your balls or vaginas touch
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>>694759268
Pics of cousin
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>>694757792
yeah but OP is USA, Utah no less. Most people in the states don't even trust or understand Utah laws. Either way - go for it OP
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/daddyabe?fref=ufi
^OP
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/daddyabe?fref=ufi
^OP's Facebook
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>>694761832
>/daddyabe?fref=ufi
Lives in Nineveh, Indiana ?

Anyway, i don't care. Do we have more of her?
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>>694762134
Asking the important questions for real. I dont have Normiebook, somebody dump this big tittied bitches pics
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>>694761899
>>694761832
lol I could totally see that guy wanting to sleep with his cousin.
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>>694759750
Sorry for the wait, was taking a shower. Not doing to show face for obvious reasons so are nudes a good substitute?
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>>694763704
oops forgot pic
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>>694753599
Don't worry, I want to bang my cousin as well!

Pic related: her.
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>>694764615
More of her
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I had the same issue when my niece added me on fb
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>>694764615
>>694765092
I too would bang your cousin
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>>694765292
Here's another
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>>694765287
Now that is unlucky... Are you at least her favourite uncle?
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>>694765495
I'm not that much older than her but we have a good relationship
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>>694765825
How often do you see her? Ever go out drinking together?
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>>694753599
>hot
>this
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>>694765947
During the major holidays and some birthdays, we tend to drink that those but I've never gone out partying with her
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>>694766572
Maybe that's what you're missing. Build a closer relationship with her
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>>694766572
Fuck her
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>>694766750
Yeah

>>694767618
You make it sound so easy
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>>694767800
If you can treat her like any other girl you are trying to date, it will go a long way. She'll start thinking of you as someone other than an uncle
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>>694768003
Hmm true
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>>694768003

This
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>>694768275
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>>694768378
Yep...I know that feeling
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>>694768674
Nice little moon tattoo.

More of my cousin
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