dubs texts the first female in their contact list "dump

Fuck it

>>694513467
Rolling

>>694513944
Winrar

>>694513944
winrar

I'll take a rollerino as well I suppose

>>694513944
ding ding ding

Implying I have females in my contact list.

rollie pollie

>>694514570
your mother

>>694514712
I don't have my moms number I haven't talk to her in a few years

>>694514900
oiiiiii

>>694514900
well dubs, text the faggot in your list if u got no females demand ball pix

>>694513944
deliver faggot

rolls :)

>>694514570
nobody can be literally so faggoty that they have not a single female's number

Rol

>>694515394
I don't socialize very often.

>>694513467
roll, will be a fb contact and will post screenies

Why the fuck not

>>694513467
fuck

>>694513467
ass

Rollllll first contact is gf anyway so I'll get tits :/

Itt, no1 delivers

>>694516519
reroll sir

>>694517003
Rollin for some boobs!

>>694517088
ayo!

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>>694517088
Whoop! Here /b/oys

>>694513467
Rr

>>694517618
now thats what im talkin about

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>>694517618

Eol

>>694518019
>>694517895
Let'er ride! Let's go for more!

>>694517618
Eyyyyyy certified mynigga

fuck it, roll

Rollerino

Hit high, hit em low

>>694518366
Winrar!!

>>694518736
kill me

>first female
>mom

Rolling!

>>694514900
Post ball pics of anyone

>>694518366
delivrar!

I should marry my girl, I did that to her yesterday and I got a pic, tits out, but put eminem faces on her nips and captionned it : When you know she wants the spaghetti.

I think I am dating a troll....

And no, wont show pic. I fucking love that wimminz. Sorry, but

>inb4 post her tits tho
>inb4 faggot and a liar.
Idgaf what you think really. This thread just brought up some good feels XD

rollllll

>>694518930
I'll roll after delivery

>>694513467
rawlin.

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>>694520407
Anon who delivered before. Have on more of my girl for all the anons who don't deliver

>>694520618
>>694520618

Hey

You could've at least written your post in a less gay and cringey way

>>694520788
>anuthawun.jpg

>>694520788
>>694518366
im not doing it i lied

Roooooooooooolllliiiiinnnnnnnn

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>females in my contact list

Kek

>>694521200
WINRAR lets get dem titties brp

>>694520869
love me some pale pink nipples

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>>694513467
dump out dem titties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3KJHtVw09k

>>694513467
rall

>>694521373
Omfg I was rolling just to shit around. Fuck, BRB /b/ros

roll lets go

>>694521599

Kek dubs again

Not like that means anything now but still

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>>694513467

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>>694521748
Time stamp faggot

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>>694521115
nice try faggot, sent her a message, waiting for response.

>>694513467
rolling

>>694522099
check'd niggr better deliver

>>694522099
what is html editing for 600 please

Blop

>>694513467
Well the first in my contacts is my wife so she would probably tell me to shut up and/or call me disgusting


Don't ever get married, women are shitty after a ring

>>694522993

>women get shitty

Not unless you're willing to become the disgusting one

If you just started out wearing wifebeaters and shit, you'd have yourself the perfect wifey

Dubs I'm gone

>>694513467
rolling, will deliver

Rell

>>694524147
bored, rerolling once

>>694524226
eh too bored why not

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In spanish

>>694524469
69 get

>>694524536
calling post number 43

>>694524617
OHHH 43 GET

>>694524677
well fuck

>>694524525
>reto de una página
nice balls you got.

no ragrets

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>>694513467
Fuck it ill roll for this

Rolling for not dubs bcuz my first female contact is 13yo cousin

K

>>694524730
she's not getting back to me, might be asleep

lol rollin

>>694525300

kek

>>694525555
checked

>>694525555

Got kekd with quads, I feel betrayed

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>>694522099
got em boi

>>694525555
you stole the dubs from the safe thread!

>>694525555
quads get

>>694525410
Rolling one more time just to be edgy and maybe get to hang out with Jared

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>>694525555
Ask for pus

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>>694525698

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Challenge accepted bitch. Roll

>>694525698
nicesssss....

>>694524525

Qué tal te va en la secundaria?

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>>694525966
Ha!

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Okay. Rollllll

They see me ROLLIN

>>694526270
Reroll

Lol first female contact is a former teacher.

A girl named Alex I haven't talked to for a year. Wish me luck scrublords.

>>694526916
much luck /b/ro

>>694527015
Should I anyways

>>694513467

Lol sure why not

>>694526916
should be a nice reunion

reee

We dont care miley no one wants to see your tits and your little bad girl act is tired

>>694527203
DOOO IT

>>694527436
She asked who is this what should I say

>>694527792
dump out dem tittays first

>>694527792
That you are the faggot from down the street

Fuck you

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>>694527856
She said 1. No, and 2. Idek know you

What do I say /b/
About to make a new thread

>>694527792
it's james but I asked first so dump them slut

>>694528155
Winigger

>>694525481
she said "breast milk"

>>694528155
Winrar. And I made a new thread in /b/

>>694528536
acceptable response

>>694526270
Annnnnnnd reroll

>>694520992

I will give you that. I am not very entertaining as a writer. This is why I have for years adhered to the 'lurk moar' category.

But even me will sometimes et my cringy voice ring out. ;)

>>694528889
wow almost quads

>>694513467
ill roll cuz mine should be easy

I always get dubs.

>>694529259
C-c-c-combo breaker

rell

>>694529134
then reroll sir

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>>694525698

>Do you think I'm sort of a whore something?
>Yes
>*titty pic*

Kek

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>>694525698
>Do you think I'm sort of a whore or something?
>Yes

ok

two wins aint bad

>>694532763
THANK GOD I DIDNT GET DUBS

fuck it

>>694528109
From a different thread faggot

>>694533211
wingdings

>>694533211
go for it!

>>694513467
rollllin

>>694533544
and there it is

>>694517618
Shit nigga

Fuck it

>>694529044
The emoticons are the problem IMO
Seeing an ":)" makes my blood boil...

rawl

froll

kroll

>>694513467
rolling

>>694535280
rerooll

rollll

rolllll

>>694535200
Double winrar

>>694513467
I don't have females on my contact list. Women are terrible.

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>>694533248
i deliver

>>694535709
goddamn virgin. me and my girl laughin hard right now. Tell me, HOW terrible are they?

>>694536303
> My Girl
> Implying your hand is a girl
> Mfw

damn, i really wanna fuck the first girl on my contact list but she has a bf.

if dubs will delivar.

>>694536126

London is the first girl on your contact list?

i'm sorry bro. nice delivery though.

>>694536939
roollll

>>694537129
last girl i talked tooo oops

>>694536939
rolololol

>>694537532
>>694537276

not how it works guys. i took the chance. i'm not going to text a girl i actually like at 2am because 10 people rolled for me. i appreciate the thought though.

Rollin Rollin Rollin

No dubs here _----------->

Miley cyrus will blow me cause of these dubs

If dubs I'll snap my ex "Show me dem titties"

>>694538443
>off by one
Wew lads

>>694525997
Is that from YLYL Mashup comp by the Divine Collective?

rollerino

whaat?!

>>694539777
aw fuck...

Goddamn i hope it is tara...im so in love with her...

>>694539875
Delivery!

>>694515394
You must be new

>>694528109
Kek

>>694540306

yeah, try this thread on r9k i think you'd find like 10 people that could actually take part. /b/ is only slightly better.

Eat my ass

okay

>>694513467
why does hawaiian grass look like shit?

>>694541081
Who cares

>>694539777
screenshot?

rrrrrrroll

Bubby

>>694513467
fuck it

>>694541788
checked

>>694541788
deliver

>>694541380
I do. That's why I asked, dumbass.

>>694541496
re-roll

>>694542088
well i'll be damned. skipping my sister in law going to the next one down bc fuck the rules and fuck the king

>>694542088

you asked for it

>>694542088
ok 3 and counting

>>694513467
Roll:

kill me

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>>694542088
I lost

>>694543095
>2:47 am
>ay bb u wan send titis?
> shes surprised, huh

lmao anon

Rolling (it's my best friends mom)

>>694543919
re for friends mom

>>694544430
If you wanna do it just do it bruh.

Shes not up but sure

>>694517618
Full size image

>>694522086
just let her rip faggot

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i tried

>>694544551
Re rolling

>>694544934
Kekekekek

>>694544934
Fuck you

>>694544934
i

>>694544934
ughhh

>>694544934
dont want my mother to die

>>694544934
.

>>694513467
K

>>694546069
69_____69

>>694544934
fuck you

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Not fokin doing it

>>694546589
you have to faggot

>>694526270
what's the backstory of this amazing gif please and thanks, inb4 summer just curryus

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>>694544934
faggot you made me laugh

>>694544934
Gabbi

>>694544934
KEK

>>694544934
penis

reroll

>>694544934
wow

Ok

>>694544934
no

Rollerino

>>694517618
U GOD!

>>694513467
Fuck it

>>694525698
All bitches' named Caitlyn!*

>>694533311
WINRAR

>>694544934
Ok then...

>>694544934
you fucking cunt

>>694547444
>>694545166
deliver

>>694544934
damnit

>>694536624
>'mfw'
>no face

>>694544934
cunt

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>>694551498
>'mfw'
>no face

I'd fuck my over weight cousin so roll

Meme

>>694544934
>dry meme

>>694544934
Nigger

Ayy lmao

I want tittays so rollin

I never get dubs anyway

>>694544934
nigger

>>694544934
Fuck off

rolo

Rollioli

a dangerous game

Roiel

They see me rollin

They hate me

They trolling

>>694513467
My 23yr old niece! Lol she's got big ole titties too. Rollin'.

>>694553720
Re-roll for big ass niece titties.

>>694553666
>>694553666
Shit.first female is a friend from back in high school who I haven't spoken too in years

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>have female contacts

i just want miley cyrus titties

>>694544934
pl

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>>694553963
Fuck it

First female is my HR manager , please no dubs

Rolliing

Roll?

>>694544934
Fuck you

>>694544934
rude

>>694523416
Fuck yea started out rocking the beater. My girl only ever gave me a hard time when I paired it up with track pants cuz we where watching mobster movies.

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I tried

Lmao, if i get dubs i'm gonna legit jump off a bridge - last girl on my contacts was an ex that tried to falsely tried to accuse me of rape to make people hate me and she didn't take it to court because she knows she is in the wrong.
> Cancer

>>694521363
Kek is right. Top kek.

>>694544934
i have protection kitty

>>694556227
Bitches in the wrong can still get you locked up for rape. Maybe she wants more?

Rolllllllllllllll

>>694544934
every time

Rolling, first female contact is my sister

>>694544934
GOOD LORD
that one was so good I MUST reply..
>anon is a genius

>>694557011
Guess who's next