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Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
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>>693103980
bump!
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Heya alice, why is australia the best country to exist?
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>>693103980
Here's a bump for you
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Do you also feel sad when you have to check the "I'm not a robot" box?
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>>693104296
All the deadly spiders. Plus my best friends are there.

Well, but no violent video games or flat chested porn, so, it's a trade off.
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>>693103980
Stop stuttering, it's not cute.
Also, the girl I'm dating lied to me about deleting her ex's number and then blamed it all on me and my ''crazyness'' and told me to message her when I'm more ''stable''.
Shall I stop seeing her ? This kind of children bullshit is not my thing
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>>693104413
Nah.

>>693104439
W-who said it was cute, I'm nervous!

I would certainly not accept that as an answer. Demand to know a reason why she lied; if she can't give one, and it is a deal breaker for you, walk away.
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Why do my spaghetti-os create lightning?
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should i go see my therapist i keep putting it off and i don't know why
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>>693103980
why is /b the only site i can voice my honest opinion and not get flamed so bad? i post 1 thing to clist rant and rave now my emails full of hatemail. haha.
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>>693104680
Welcome to the internet dude
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>>693104623
You absolutely should.

>>693104680
Probably because on /b/ no one can find you to rant at you after.
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>>693104559
Why doesn't it make you sad?
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>>693104416
Naw we got R+ rating here like atleast three years ago.. And you're saying you support cp? You're gross
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>>693103980

Why the hell are you typing in stutter? You aren't speaking, you're typing. Do your fingers have a muscle to brain problem? Were you raped as a child and your fingers used to anally stimulate your father and now they can't type properly? The only time stuttering should be allowed in type is when you are describing what a person said.
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>>693103980
I am not happy with my life and too lazy to change it.

How do I stop feeling so bad about it ?
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>>693104559
It's not really a deal-breaker, but I'm really tired of liars, cheaters and idiots like her.
I wouldn't like my partner to lie to me.
It's a big turn off plus she blames it on me for asking if she deleted her ex's number.
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>>693104786
Because I know I'm a robot. Just a biomechanical one.

>>693104880
I support the rights of all those who lack tits to make porn (if they are above the age of consent).

Poor Nevada needs it if her career choice doesn't work out!

>>693104895
B-because I'm nervous of c-course!

>>693104923
You don't. You work on changing it.
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>>693104964
Then I'd just confront her and not let her wiggle away.
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>>693105069
I did, but she kept playing the victim role
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>>693105155
Then sounds like it is time to up the ante and walk away.
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How is your puppy doing?
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>>693104895
Why the hell are you retarded? You aren't thinking, you're being stupid. Does your brain have a neuron to muscle problem? Were you dropped on your head as a child and your brain got scrambled and now you can't recognise RP? The only time stupidity should be allowed anywhere is when hell freezes over.
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>>693104779
i've been on anti depressants for a year now and i've decided to stop taking them and i feel fantastic what do
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Why can't I stop jacking off??
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>>693104973
I mean the metallic sort. You're happy with being a fleshbag?
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>>693105260
She is doing absolutely fine <4
Thank you for asking.

>>693105318
What antidepressant? How long have you been off of it? That can have serious risks, Anonymous! Never stop taking antidepressants without slowly titrating down!
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>>693103980
How do I get motivated to do my stuff?
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>>693104973
isnt there some anti sad medicine that i could get with a prescription ?
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>>693104973
:p alice tell nano to cheel or she's gonna be a sheep dog in australia
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>>693105393
Carbon, Nitrogen, and Oxygen are the most abundant elements in the universe. Metals are much much more rare. So, yeah, I wanna be with the team with the best ability to make more.

>>693105425
You've got it backwards; you gain motivation from doing, you don't use motivation to do. So, pick a project, and divide it into tiny little tasks, and do each one to get motivation to do the next!

>>693105523
She's too small for that!

>>693105494
Nope. No such medication exists. You don't have depression; you refuse to change your life. Not the same.
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>>693105418
How are you doing, Alice?
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>>693105640
I am a bit nervous, but other than that, perfectly fine <4 I wish it was still the weekend though.
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>>693103980
Gay.
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The bread came back, hello alice
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>>693103980
I am.the one who is majoring in neuroconductual science.
I have tomorrow an exam in statiscal models. I am so exhausted I wont say racial slurs against your piagetian way of diagnosis.
Have a good time!
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>>693105727
Bi, actually.
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>>693103980
Also where's proof of your degree?
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>>693105600
>Nope. No such medication exists.

Tough luck...
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>>693103980
Did i fall for a ruse when i took advice from Anonymous ?
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Fresh,oc btw
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>>693105803
I'm healthy again <4

>>693105820
I'm not even piagetian, but good luck <4

>>693105841
No, you just need to work on yourself. It's really simple.

>>693105926
Probably.

>>693105948
That wasn't me, but I'm happy to see others helping <4
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>>693103980
feeling bored from life and not carrying about it. not that i consider to take my life rather than it's hard to focus on one thing and keep going with it. in the same time really lazy and easily bored from doing the same things or staying on the same subject be it human or a study. any advice?
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>>693105418
i'm on 40g of fluoxetine daily and i've been off it for like 3-4 days
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Op, Should i keep following Diogene's steps/Philosophy?
Why am i doing it?
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>>693105723
I'm sure you'll be fine! I hope you will be and I hope your day goes well! I'm feeling a bit under the weather actually, but I need to suck it up and deal with it.
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>>693106010
>>693105418
>>693103980

Bitch answer my fucking question
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>>693103980
How the hell can you stammer on the "p" in psychologist?
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>>693106010
Simple and tough/difficult are not mutually exclusive
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>>693106020
You should contact your doctor; you are nearing the start of discontinuation symptoms.

>>693106040
No.

>>693106012
That sounds like it could be ADHD; contact a doctor.

As well, you can try to schedule your days and divide your tasks into smaller, bite sized bits. That tends to help focus.

>>693106066
Ah? Are you okay?

>>693106134
V-very carefully!
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>>693106134
Ok, that was gold
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>>693106010
Ikr this screenshot came from r9k.
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>>693106214
>comment made literally every thread
>gold
>pick one
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>>693106201
what in the fuck are discontinuation symptoms? i have the pills right here should i take them now or is it too late?
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I really feel like reading the bible right now. But I know it's all a lie. How do I let go and be happy?
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>>693106201
I just feel sick. I can't place my finger on what is wrong exactly. I just don't feel good, which is making my head hurt.
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It's super cold
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>>693106201
Thanks for anwering, though you seem to have anxiety and need some social help
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on a scale of 1 to 10 how loose is your butthole
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>>693106295
Bleh! As if I'd go there! as bad as /soc/!

>>693106309
...did you not read the packet with your medication?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluoxetine#Discontinuation_syndrome

Contact your doctor; I am not a doctor and should not give medical advice for this.

>>693106354
Those are two mutually exclusive goals.

>>693106403
Ah? Me? Anxiety? I doubt it.

>>693106357
*wraps you up in a blanket* B-be safe <4
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I have an urge to strangle people if they cast a shadow on me. I've strangled people walking past me in my sleep before. Why is this?
btw fatality count-0
injury count-0
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>>693106588
jesus what a fat vulva
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Sometimes when I see a girl in early puberty I think she is attractive, but not sexually. I mean I think she will be hot later in life but I also think "shes cute" when seeing them sometimes. its really rare though, am I a pedo
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>>693106503
You doubt, that's good.
Still, it could be the truth, better to search about it and find some answers cause you seem smart enough
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Heya, doc.

Mind explaining to me why it is when everyone else around me is going "OH GOD!" I'm going "Oh my..."

This gif is what I'm referring to.
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>>693106503
oh shit i have a doctors appointment on thursday so i'll talk to them about it then and take my pills now, thanks for you help whats your name?
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>>693106638
probably not.

>>693106641
I'm sure my psychologist would have spoken up, but thank you for your concern Anonymous <4

>>693106676
No idea.

>>693106684
Alice <4 Feel free to contact me at [email protected]

However, I would call them today. They usually aren't too unhappy about a phone consult.

It could save your life, Anonymous.
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>>693106503
>implying /r9k/ is bad as Soc
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im 6"2' 210 lbs with a body fat percentage of 21%, and noticable masculine, with broad shoulders, big hands, and big feet. I am mtf transgender and 18 years old. do i have any hope in transitioning or should i just kill myself.

can you help me get a prescription for hrt?
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>>693106771
Now you're sure.
Oh well, it was nothing, i'm trying to help around here too
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>>693106676
Sorry, grabbed the jpg by accident.
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I got psychosis which keeps me off work.

How can i beat this lazyness and get back to work?
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>>693106773
Compared to /b/, they both need to burn.

>>693106848
No; I'm not a doctor. You need to consult your doctor and a specialist about that.

>>693106876
Oh? Do tell.

>>693106910
>psychosis
>laziness

Can you explain this better?
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>>693106771
i should be alright Alice but thanks for your concern, i've been dealing with depression for a while so i ain't gonna jump off a bridge just yet, i'll make sure to post in a future thread haha
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>>693106977
I just feel so lackluster all the time.

No energy no Will to do anything that sucks even a little bit
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Actually I just want to ask if tulpas are really works.
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>>693107032
Having come off antidepressants before, I can tell you, it isn't always as easy as you'd expect. Be safe.

>>693107102
Nope.

>>693107089
That...isn't psychosis at all.
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>>693106977
You have a point
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do you do tarot cards like the other one with similar threads ?
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>>693106977
in the most cynical way (following the positive philosophy of biting your friends), making people here feel a bit uncomfortable about their knowledge with actual facts, they seem to get better at communicating and sharing true pain, which is good
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>>693107170
But i do have psychosis. And depression
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>>693103980
severely depressed, haven't left house for months, jobless for more than a year, mom has cancer, dad is old af. no skills, no talents, no nothing

how should i an hero?
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>>693103980
Why did you stop writing with me after you heard my story?
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where is the best place to farm iridium ore in stardew valley?
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>>693107202
No. I don't believe in such nonsense.

>>693107206
I don't think that's how psychology works.

>>693107229
Have you been to a doctor and been diagnosed?

>>693107318
Have you been to a doctor?

>>693107341
Ah? I might have lost your email, sorry. Can you resend?

>>693107342
No idea, I don't have the game. Is it good?
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>>693107170
truth be told its not the first time i've been off them and i smoke weed if it gets too bad for a quick pick me up so i should be okay thanks for the help Alice :) <3
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>>693107417
Yes i have been diagnosed with both
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>>693106977
>>693106977
aight but should i kill myself
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>>693107170
Thanks Alice.
>>693107202
Nope. I was the one who came to her threads.
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>>693107417
well, you got the brains, /use/ it
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>>693107417
very, reminds me of SNES cause of the graphics, 10/10
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>>693107417
We wrote for quite some while, i finished and you didnt answer.
Must have been a month ago or something like that, i was Alex, it's also in the E-Mail name, should be quite easy to track.
I couldn't be arsed to write again, just saw this thread and thought why not look in.
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>>693107318
>>693107417
general doctor referred me to a psych, but that was last march. i haven't been to the psych yet because excuses
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Explain furries, beastiality and transformation fetishes?
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>>693107645
>Seconding and adding
is it a cultural fuck fest?
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alice, why you no hug moar?
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>>693107697
omg alice tell me this is photoshopped
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>>693107486
No.

>>693107614
I'll be sure to stream it once I get my twitch channel up.

>>693107631
I'll check it out, sorry about that! A lot happened in the last month.

>>693107632
Go to a psychologist. Today, if possible.

Alright everyone, I need to go to work
Email me at [email protected] if you need help, or wait until 8PM EST for me to run my second thread of the day.

With all the love in this infinite heart of mine,
Alice2.
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>>693107721
>>693107751
>>693107782
should i be concerned or it's bs?
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me 30 years old
living and working with parents
no gf
day by day doing the same shit
I feel dead by inside
what do for improve my life?
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My condition is that i'm crazy about getting a kiss off of you.

but seriously suicidal depression
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My ex - friend is feeling upset in general, about herself and her life. She has some big problems in life and I don't give a shit anymore, I genuinly don't care even if she would even harm or want to kill herself. Thoughts?
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Fuck these threads so hard
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>>693107782
That filename
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>>693107822

thanks alice
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>>693107822
only thing is its quite expensive, upside is u can get married in the game, i was sold
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Why do people feel?
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>>693107899
Edgelord alert!
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Off to 'work'~!

<4
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>>693107860

That depends. What do the voices in your head think?
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>>693107822
Whatever, write or don't write, it's kinda indifferent to me. Just was interested what you thought of the matter.
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>>693107822
>>693108145
last time i wrote was the 10.5
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>>693103980
Okay sure then how do I become a psychologist
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>>693103980
Hey Doc.
Love is weird man. Any suggestions/ thoughts on love? Need some good advice.
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>>693103980
I feel like everything is worthless. Despite the fact that all my teachers since 8th grade have said I'm intelligent, I get C+s in every class I take. It's not because I don't understand the material, if I wanted to I could get an A+ in every single class. I just don't try at all.
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>>693108741
Grow up. If you don't care then go do what you care about. Really your bitching and being so self absorbed won't do anyone good.
Either you commit to the fact that you are not smart enough to write an A+ without working for it and are okay with the fact that youre a C+, or you can constatly whine about how noone is showing you what life is.
That being said, i'm sorry for your parents.
I guess this is why i don't visit /b/ anymore, just filled with underage kids, who think they are special and need an award for doing nothing.
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>>693108123
some times i lie out of the blue but if it's a relative that i lie then i tell them that i was joking. if it's a strange i just let them roll with it. fun to see how idiotic they are to trust me without no questions what so ever. have no problems imagining something being tortured or killed but personally i don't like inflicting any type of harm except i have to protect myself or some one i care about. i never regretted any course of actions that i have taken. think of them as being rational and i couldn't have done better at this point of time. really lazy and i find myself imagining what i'll do in the future but never live up to it because i get bored from doing it. i don't want to approach girls simply because i don't care about them and also i don't want them to end up being hurt. most humans are like toys to me. if im with someone that means they just interest me, not because i share some kind of emotional bond. when i think i learn enough from them then i just throw them away. usually i avoid people also because once they meet me they start following me like puppies which annoys the fuck outta me. i dislike when people worship but i can't lie about being satisfied. just don't like people who can't follow their own goals. usually i don't like lying but as i said earlier it comes out of the blue. really dunno man that's why im asking
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Why do i want to break up with my nice good looking funny girlfriend, just so i can go back to failing to get with other girls in clubs and such?
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What do brains marinated in my own urine taste like?
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Oh look, Its you again, Avatarfag!
That's like 2 days in a row? Why are you so mean? But anyways, today's preferred method of you killing yourself would be the good old car crash. Please get a cheap but fast rental and wrap it around a tree.
Thanks in Advance!
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>>693103980
my gf has a mental condition not diagnosed yet.
she acted like she was cheating on me
but she just was sick
problem, I cheated on her because she acted like zero fucks given to me
now we live together
its hard for me because: she may be bipolar/I feel guilty
Its really hard for me to be sexually turned on by a crying/deppressed girl

what am I supposed to do ? telling her will destroy her
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>>693110169
any thoughts doc? btw 18 y/o male if this will have any impact on your judgment
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>>693111237
Just like pussy.
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>>693111951
HOW much semen can JESUS hold?
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>>693103980
how to be happy when you love someone bipolar ?
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