nice of you to offer senpai
but im literally leaving forever
my dick and balls are bored of this flaccid hell
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE WHILE BEING DESPERATE
THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE GOT UGLY WOMEN PERSONALITY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND TRY TO BOTHER EVERYBODY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND GOT UGLY WOMEN PERSONILITY AND IS UGLY LIKE THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE DOG POOP AND IS UGLY AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYOCE AND IS UGLY AND TRY TO BE BETTER THEN EVERYBODY
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
AND LET THE POWER GO TO ALL THE OTHER RACES
Turning 37 tomorrow. 55-60.
TFW I'm an alpha and my name is actually Chad.
I listen to and make Vaporwave, I also listen to Yung Lean, Take the hint.
1 married hs gf and still crazy about her
My first time didn't happen until 19.
I didn't have a woman who enjoyed it as much as me until I was 23, and I'm still with her. Hang in there. Your first time is never your best time.
did you cut them in half vertically and fuck a half-vagina, or cut them in half horizontally and fuck the lower (or upper) half of their body? or did you just stick your dick in the resulting exposed flesh from cutting them in half?
Im aiming for a 44 , this is her actually
Chad is a name for retarded autistic assburgers.
Nobody gives a shit
Both were long term relationships. Yeah, I'm pathetic, whatever. The second one was awesome, though. She was a nasty freak that would let me do anything I wanted to her. Too bad she was a cheating slut.
women don't count because it's an attitude problem
i met an ugly fat stupid girl that could fuck with a different man every night, and a very hot NERD that was virgin at 30.
you don't know the struggle
Had two distant relationships and one "real" lasting only two weeks. I even had my chance to go all the way, multiple times. But yeah... I'd rather wait and see with this girl. Idk if i'm happy or not for waiting too long.
Been in one long term relationship that didn't go anywhere 9 - 12 years ago. She wanted to wait for marriage... Not interested in whores so it is what it is.
Can't wait to get my staff in October.
Been to a few orgys so probably ~30-40 different women I slept with. To bad I'm still single.
Yesterday girl who i tried to have relationship with said no.Got drunk as hell,been crying whole fucking day.Been fucking nolife for last 4 years,can't talk with people.My life is a failure
mfw you forget to ask how many men I've fucked
good for you anon
women arnt worth the hassle desu
also forget this anon pfft
well i am constantly reminded out how obviously ugly i am so...
but to be honest i should have taken better care of myself so i suppose i brought it on myself
but i see so many guys with like 3 or 4 girls to each of them i dought my dick would add anything of value so... who the hell cares?
11 (1 chinese, 1 white, 1 laotian, 1 vietnamese, 6 japanese, 1 japanese american)
One slut who was easy, one to get back at an x mate, another because I was dating her
i have become give up
dont respond to me any more
im a miserable bastard
its time to end this bullshit
Wasn't this exact same thread and image up like 4 or 5 hours ago? Yeah It was, OP you fuckin board or something?
on my way to being a wizard
Normies just being normal, good job Anon
I'd hit it, NOICE!
>search for OP pic for sauce
>discover i'm secretly an egg fetishist
>fap to pics of eggs
You don't get anything until you're 30 you fuck. The robe comes later and then you finally get your staff. I can't remember all the deets, but I remember clearly that you don't get anything until you've lived 30 miserable years of virginity.
21, somewhere between 10-12. I can't remember an exact number because I've been in a lot of drunken encounters. Also did at least 2 or 3 threesomes so it's really hard to remember an exact number.
>tfw had all these amazing experiences but still fucking miserable and alone
>tfw had so many sexual encounters with same and different partners but cant get a real girlfriend
I'm like a manwhore, only I'm on a whole new level of desperate.