Your age: Number of women you've fucked:

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>>693003970
26
zero

... what do i win?

>>693004796
You earn a robe and a wizard hat.

Four more years and you get your staff.

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6

26, 13

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8

>>693003970
22.
21.

>>693003970
25
12, mostly long term relationships.

>>693005115
>>693005459

MODS

18
0

Gayfag here, do blowjobs count?

98
9001

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>>693005266
haha
nice of you to offer senpai
but im literally leaving forever

my dick and balls are bored of this flaccid hell

>>693003970
>25
>0
no hope of changing that anytime soon

>>693003970
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE WHILE BEING DESPERATE
THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE GOT UGLY WOMEN PERSONALITY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND TRY TO BOTHER EVERYBODY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND GOT UGLY WOMEN PERSONILITY AND IS UGLY LIKE THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE DOG POOP AND IS UGLY AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYOCE AND IS UGLY AND TRY TO BE BETTER THEN EVERYBODY

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
AND LET THE POWER GO TO ALL THE OTHER RACES

>>693005115
MODS
user was banned for this post

19
9

>>693005538
Its legal in the UK its fine

>>693003970
ROLL OUT

24
3
The second shouldn't really count. I was off my face on drugs and "three pumped chumped"

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>>693005914
Underage user you retard

22

5

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>>693005459
>>693005115

>>693005914
You moron, you are not allowed to access this site.

Go play on twitter.

>>693006104
Forgot about that

>>693005933
>>693006083
UNDERAGE B&

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>>693006083
>>693005933
>>693005459
>>693005115

See THIS is why the YLYL threads are shit now

19
4

>>693003970
Age: 23
#: 40-something

am a man slut

23
7

18 and 0
pretty sure i've fucked up a few chances to make that more like 18 and 2/3

25 next month, 5

>>693006645
Age: 21
Number: 35ish

33
14

>>693005459
Same here anon do you think we go to the same school?

>>693006865

FUCK EVERYTHING THAT MOVES. KEEP GOING.

11
11

30 - 5 still f ing 3

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12

29
12

22
1
At least it's not 0. But I still want to pickill myself

23 3

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>>693003970
30

0

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0

18
9

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Turning 37 tomorrow. 55-60.

TFW I'm an alpha and my name is actually Chad.

>>693003970
24, 18

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29
17

34
12

Faggs, never fukked a girl

>>693003970
22
3

32
1 (i killed her having sex so...)

22
0
what do i do ?

>>693003970
>>>693006083
>>>693005933
>>>693005459
>>>693005115
>
>See THIS is why the YLYL threads are shit now
Tis the wretched schoolkids leaving for summer and needing a place to feel special

25
1

29
around 90.

>>693007957
pics or it didnt happen

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22
5
That'sgoodright?

27

33

>>693003970
20
0

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3.1421

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>>693003970
19
I listen to and make Vaporwave, I also listen to Yung Lean, Take the hint.
(It's 1)

22
1

>>693003970
40 something.

40 something.

I have pictures of almost all of them. Maybe 30 women in my teens and 20s, about 10 in my 30s, and pretty much nothing in my 40s.

18
3
1 dude

>>693005639
No one cares that you're gay you kike

19
7
all happened after clubbing

>>693003970
23
0

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106

>>693005665
Atleast you almost got trips

>>693005520
>25
>12
>long term
How long is long term, because by that math, you would've been having sex pretty young. Like 13, 14, or 15

Also
24
4

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>18
>0

i-its still not too late amirite guys?

>>693008599
17 is the usual age to do it

22 yrs old

43 womens of all kind except niggers

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>>693008671
Age 30
1 married hs gf and still crazy about her

>>693008599
My first time didn't happen until 19.
I didn't have a woman who enjoyed it as much as me until I was 23, and I'm still with her. Hang in there. Your first time is never your best time.

>>693003970
26
4, 5 if you count anal

>>693009010
Ive fucked two half black women. I'd do it again.

>>693009203
does that mean you fucked one full black woman?

>>693008509
my greatest achievement in life
>yes, this is how sad my life is

>>693003970
24
1
"at least im not a virgin" sex with a drunk chick in a house party

>>693009203
Never had interest in fucking one
I once got paid after sex, even tough the girl was a friend

19
4
3 ONS don't even care

26
22

>>693003970
20
5

>>693009203
did you cut them in half vertically and fuck a half-vagina, or cut them in half horizontally and fuck the lower (or upper) half of their body? or did you just stick your dick in the resulting exposed flesh from cutting them in half?

>>693003970
38 3

>>693009565 top kek

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>>693003970
25
5

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>>693009010

Im aiming for a 44 , this is her actually

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>>693007798
Chad is a name for retarded autistic assburgers.
Nobody gives a shit

>>693003970
19
1

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>>693008173

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>>693003970
23 y/o
19

>>693008560
My thoughts exactly. I need an answer.

20
4

38
2
And 1 guy once, wasn't my thing

>>693009333
You've got the power of trips man also
24
1
And it was a whore i did mostly for curiosity Im not better than you

19
2

22, 1

>>693003970
34
10 but 3 were a porn casting

21
54 ish

Ha ha

>>693003970
20, 21 in august and 61

>>693010824
did you make it? if not, why?

>>693006985
Good god summer get out

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0

>>693003970
22
3

28
2

Both were long term relationships. Yeah, I'm pathetic, whatever. The second one was awesome, though. She was a nasty freak that would let me do anything I wanted to her. Too bad she was a cheating slut.

>>693010924
fat ass, I knew I wouldn't make it but at least i wanted some networking

one year later i'm still not porn standar but getting close

19
6

>>693011078
They all are.

>>693003970
23
9

>>693011087
nice bro, follow your dream

21, 6

>>693003970
19
3

>>693006453
/thread

18
0

29
2 (one was a hooker)

how do I get pussy i'm a fat nerd

>>693011195
thanks

>>693009446
They were both really good looking mixed girls. Basically white features / bone structure, with brown skin.

45
too many to remember, well over 50
8 nationalities, done black, indian - never oriental asian though.

>>693010395
GET OUT

9
11

>>693011306
the same way you did the other one

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8

>>693003970
19
11

>>693010707
Cousin story, now.

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>>693005459

>>693010959
>>693008599
>>693008493
>>693008320
>>693007999
>>693007688
>>693007686
>>693005665
>>693005639
>>693005115
Christ's sake, just pay a whore!!

>>693003970
14
18

29
2

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Does that mean im 0? Im a woman

19
7 bitches. 3 one night stands, 4 long term relationships, the longest being 3 years, the shortest being 6 months.

>>693009333
tripsssssssssss

>>693003970
22
5

>>693011306
You lose weight and gain charm, its literally that easy.

25
Lost count, ~20

Age: 21
Fucked: 3

Am in a long relationship (5 years or something). Fucked a girl before, and cheated once.

21
8

>>693011723
women don't count because it's an attitude problem

i met an ugly fat stupid girl that could fuck with a different man every night, and a very hot NERD that was virgin at 30.

you don't know the struggle

>>693011627
This.

>>693003970
20
1
please kill me

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0

>>693008346
Mfw not 3.14159265359... Ect.

36
12.

23, Fucked 17

20, 4.5

>>693003970
25
1

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>>693011723

>>693012053
oh ok
glad im not 0 then

>>693003970
Age - 19
Kill count - 4

>>693003970
18
0
Had two distant relationships and one "real" lasting only two weeks. I even had my chance to go all the way, multiple times. But yeah... I'd rather wait and see with this girl. Idk if i'm happy or not for waiting too long.

>>693012404
<4.5
did you fuck a downie?

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>>693012413

im sorry i dont have titpics on my pc

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Woman 5
Men 30+

Do thou wilt

>>693012469
not sure if quirky or ted bundy

22

24

>>693012666
Fucking take one you spastic

27
4 in a relationship
3 for fun

>>693012911
I dont have time for that rn, im getting fucked in the ass.

25 years old
10 bitches taken down

Constantly trying to fuck more but bitches are damn infuriating #wastehistime2016

>>693011690
Kek did I get them the wrong way

>>693003970
22
24

>>693013006
Pics for it didn't happen

>>693003970
23
10

22

1

19
3

>>693013122
THIS!

18
4

Age 28
Girls 12

23

1 girl

thousands of times though in our 6 year relationship

>>693013122
i would, but its 12:31 am and im autistic

>>693003970
Who is this girl?

Age 23
Bodies 14 give or take 1.

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0

>>693003970
12
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>>693013785

>>693013785
f

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11

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>>693013838
Ha ha fuck you

>>693003970
28
girls 1
boys 100+

>>693003970

Age: 29

Girls: 0

Been in one long term relationship that didn't go anywhere 9 - 12 years ago. She wanted to wait for marriage... Not interested in whores so it is what it is.

Can't wait to get my staff in October.

>>693003970
18
1 (but literally like 300 times) no it isnt my hand

>>693003970
18
0

>>693003970
sauce? i want to cum on her butt

20, 2

>>693014537
damn all these virgins in here

33 years
34 girls

Trying to keep ahead of my age, but it's hard now that I'm married

>>693003970
21
3

34 years young
zero

>>693003970
19
0
Literally am ok with masturbating for the rest of my life but tfw no nuclear family.

6, 18

>>693003970
21
5

18
4

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Age: 21

Been to a few orgys so probably ~30-40 different women I slept with. To bad I'm still single.

>>693003970
12
87

you fucking n00bs

>inb4 age bait

18
0

I don't really care about it anymore, since it'll never happen

21
0
Yesterday girl who i tried to have relationship with said no.Got drunk as hell,been crying whole fucking day.Been fucking nolife for last 4 years,can't talk with people.My life is a failure

>>693016265
You're only 18 give it a fucking chance

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>>693003970
21
zero

mfw you forget to ask how many men I've fucked

30
80-90

Vast majority of this was within the last few years. IMO late 20s/ early 30s are the easiest time to get laid as a guy if you have a decent job.

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>>693016265
good for you anon
women arnt worth the hassle desu

>>693016639
also forget this anon pfft

17
2

>>693016919
Okay, just wallow in self-pity and give up. Nice.

18 years of age

8 girls of questionable age

>>693016639
I have a perpetual rash around my groin. It looks like I have a fucking std. Do you think any girl would like that?

32

2

20
0

>>693003970
>19
>2&1/2

37

54ish
1 hooker

21
0

26
30 something, 40 maybe, some were whores I paid, fat women, lost my v to the ugliest girl in school when i was 15, fucked her in the ass in a graveyard, she had a sweet little ass too

>>693017732
I think if a girl likes you beforehand she isn't gonna give a shit about a fucking rash. My dick has a fucking weird scar on it but nobody cares.

own your flaws.

>>693017940
>>693016700
>>693016546
>>693016265
>>693015199
>>693014537
>>693014347
>>693012532
>>693012189
>>693011269
>>693010959
>>693008493
>>693008320
>>693007999
>>693007688
>>693007686
>>693006764
>>693005639
>>693004796
Never let it be said that /b/ is alpha

23 and zero
still a long way to wizardom

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>>693017496
well i am constantly reminded out how obviously ugly i am so...

but to be honest i should have taken better care of myself so i suppose i brought it on myself

but i see so many guys with like 3 or 4 girls to each of them i dought my dick would add anything of value so... who the hell cares?

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>>693003970
28
11 (1 chinese, 1 white, 1 laotian, 1 vietnamese, 6 japanese, 1 japanese american)
>pic related

>35.
>0.

>>693003970
19
0
are here legs cut off? Is it a doll?

>>693018514
I am curious now... show us your ugly, anon

>>693018257
Tie piano wire around your neck, tie it to a sturdy fixture, and then jump off a bridge.

>>693019155
can I use a guitar string instead?

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>>693003970

> 19
> 3

One slut who was easy, one to get back at an x mate, another because I was dating her

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>>693018873
no point
i have become give up

dont respond to me any more
im a miserable bastard
its time to end this bullshit

>>693019442
just show us you miserable fuck. You don't have to be happy, but I still have hope for my life so show me how ugly you are so I can revel in how horrible your life is

>>693019377
Yes

>>693019386
Mfw i wake up and my long hair was washed the day before.

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19
0
on my way to becoming a powerful wizard

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>>693003970

Wasn't this exact same thread and image up like 4 or 5 hours ago? Yeah It was, OP you fuckin board or something?

>>693003970
42. 1. It's splendid.

>>693019633
cool, see you in hell anon

20
1

>>693003970
i know most people on here just bullshit, but i'm 21 and i fucked 1. could barely count it because it fucking sucked

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>>693003970
28
0

on my way to being a wizard

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18
0
just fucking end my life

34
31

Not counting whores (i honestly lost count)
Counting ugly chicks thou.

22
10

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>>693005295
>>693005316
>>693005506
>>693005520
>>693005860
>>693006150
>>693006746
>>693007352
>>693007748
>>693007808
>>693008317
>>693008472
>>693009532
>>693010866
>>693011142
>>693011183
>>693011246
>>693011492
>>693011882
>>693012051
>>693012293
>>693012795
>>693012946
>>693013092
>>693013174
>>693013458
>>693013667
>>693014685
>>693015308
>>693015497
>>693016866
>>693017664
>>693018052
>>693018115

Normies just being normal, good job Anon

>>693018633
I'd hit it, NOICE!

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>>693008505

21 and 0

>>693011345
Interesting., but neighter i talk to niggwr womans nor i know any , not that i cant , i just.lack for.interest

20
4
Is that ok or wat?

>>693003970
26 and about 17 girls? Ish

>>693003970
26
10

>>693003970
28

Slept with 5

28
15

13³⅜
⅓

>>693018257
I'm pretty alpha, m8, i honestly don't want the trouble bitches bring. have turned down sloots
fite me irl

20
-1.5

12²⅔¾
⅛

>>693003970

Age: 29
Women: 0
Men: 3

I'm a woman, so I guess that's good.

23
4 girls starting from 16.

>25
>3

At least I'm not a virgin

19

2, started at 16

>>693022254
It doesn't matter if you think your penis is feminine, you are still a man.

>>693022254
You know the rules

Age: 20
Women I fucked: 8

>>693003970
28
12

>>693022843

Only if you post first.

>>693003970
22: stopped counting past 10

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>be me
>search for OP pic for sauce
>discover i'm secretly an egg fetishist
>fap to pics of eggs
>noshame.webm

>>693023072
So you've banged 11 girls then?

>>693023184
lel

>>693003970
18 fucked 22

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>>693005266
You don't get anything until you're 30 you fuck. The robe comes later and then you finally get your staff. I can't remember all the deets, but I remember clearly that you don't get anything until you've lived 30 miserable years of virginity.

>>693003970
21, somewhere between 10-12. I can't remember an exact number because I've been in a lot of drunken encounters. Also did at least 2 or 3 threesomes so it's really hard to remember an exact number.

>tfw had all these amazing experiences but still fucking miserable and alone
>tfw had so many sexual encounters with same and different partners but cant get a real girlfriend

I'm like a manwhore, only I'm on a whole new level of desperate.

>>693023505
11 or 110 who knows.. but with university parties and tinder around i would say 40+

>>693003970
23
6

am i doing it rite?

>>693024486
also, 2 men and 1 trap
men fucked my ass, i fucked the tranny.

25
9 (4 relationships, 5 hook ups)

19
11

9 of their initials spell out "INFERIORS" I thought that was apt.

30
4

19
0

>26
>5 girls and 1 trap
>inb4 gay

>>693025094
Finally someone that isn't either trying to boast or lie (usually both) about his sex life.

Age:25
Fucked:15 women. Not counting the trannies.

>>693003970
20
i fucked myself

>>693023184
kek

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18
0

>>693023966
What do you mean, "who knows"? YOU should know!

>>693003970
31/0

18
0

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