Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I'm disappointed GTA doesn't have a hood decal for the firebird
Correct, getting a bit tired but I need to take care of a few things still.
Some of those people that always go full anon considering that you said "Still, happy to see you here."
Kind of implied that you wouldn't have seen me in a long time, that being said you can always hit me up in steam or something.
A NEW THREAD, A NEW FIGHT AGAINST HERESY.
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS! IMAGINING YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS IS QUITE A LAUGH! LUCKILY, ALL OF SOCIETY IS LAUGHING WITH ME! IT'S SO NASTY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY A SWEATY JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION!
Oh wow. I did not expect this at all. That's pretty sweet. As expected from Sugar.
>>Shouldn't you be sleeping, though?
I mean, I should, 2:40am, but I can't really, I could if I wanted to, but I don't want to waste these days I've got off, if you know what I mean? How has your day been going?
That is very honorable of you
SO LONG AS THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPEROR STILL DRAW BREATH THERE CAN BE NO PEACE.
IT IS STANDARD ISSUE, THOUGH ONLY THROUGH GREAT FEATS WHICH HAVE WON ME MUCH GLORY AND HONOR WAS I REWARDED THE RIGHT TO WEAR THIS ARMOR. SO THANK YOU. I LIKE YOUR HAT.
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A FELLOW BATTLE BROTHER EMERGES FOR THE FIGHT! YOU ARE WELCOME, SON OF GUILLIMAN!
But some people still haven't learned to use it properly.
>what happens now
Oh, I see.
If you're planning on sleeping anytime soon, I wish you a restful night.
>Kind of implied that you wouldn't have seen me in a long time
I always miss you whenever you enter the threads, but I get what you mean.
Hey, it's not like it's the first time I've done this.
Still, you don't deserve any less than that.
>I don't want to waste these days I've got off
I'll most likely do the same, so I get you, don't worry.
Day has been alright, slow morning but I'm almost done with this.
See you soon, Sunshine. I've got to leave now.
I want to fug Karen
>roll for lewds
I ain't clickin that shit
WE PURGE ALL HERESY. IT IS WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
Lazy day and a pissy mood for me, gotta get up to eat in about 5 minutes.
Done with that test?
Why are you pissy?
I was doing the practice and I failed miserably
THE WORD OF THE EMPEROR IS ALWAYS GOOD ADVICE.
I think I'll just disappear to take care of the aforementioned things and play something afterwards.
Have a good one Ruri.
'Sick cunt' might be one of my biggest compliments to anyone that plays a team game with me.
EVEN IN THE GRIMDARKNESS OF THE FUTURE, THE RULES STILL APPLY. TITS OR GTFO.
Wow. Very impressive I must say. Are you able to retell any of those great feats?
I think I'll sleep now, so I'll see you in the morning. Have a great rest of the day, cutie.
gonna eat ^-^
QOTT: do you heat up leftover pizza?
Fun fact shino is in Plainfield Wisconsin using the bathroom. This is the home of the serial killer ed gain inspiration for buffalo bill in silence of the lambs
Ehhh i'm still dead
What's wrong with cold pizza?
Heating it up is gonna make it all soggy
ENCLOSED IS A PICTCAST REGARDING YOUR QUERY.
This gif is so bad it doesn't even compete with tumblr gifs.
I eat it cold but knowing I'm not the only one who does that makes me glad.
Pizza, durums, mashed potatoes, fish, apple juice and macaroni are probably the only foods that are great both hot and cold
I FEARED THE WORST, BATTLE BROTHER. IT RELIEVES ME TO SEE YOU FIGHT ON. DO YOU REQUIRE AN APOTHECARY?
BEING LEWD ARE YOU?
IM FINE BROTHER
SERVING THE EMPEROR IS ITS OWN REWARD.
Getting flustered are we?
I find that hard to believe
I disagree with fish unless it's fishsteaks or a breaded fillet. I don't really have an explanation to why but fish is much better heated.
I haven't tried mashed potatoes but I actually got some on my fridge. Non-mashed potatoes are one of the few foods I never store.
I heat it up, but I also had cheesy bread so I prefer that warm ^-^
a actual qott? :O
I wonder where Emps is, haven't seen him in a while .
I'm done fasting for today.
That means I can jack off to Kurumi later.
Just wanted you to know.
I don't know dude, just one of those days, you know?
You wake up and you're feeling great. Then at one point of the day your remember everything shit about your life and it won't go away.
It's the test about the rules and signs, right? When do you get your license?
These are some quality lewds Kurumi
I'll give you that
Sashimi man. Sushi and sashimi are best
Otherwise I just slow cook my fish. 45 minutes in the oven at 90 degrees will keep it tender as can be
Mashed potatoes are fine when they're cold. They're a bit stiff but that's fine, you can just take bites out of it
You mean potatoes?
If you can warm the pizza in the oven it should be fine but heating it in a microwave will make it all soggy. Also your tomato sauce will be boiling while the rest is only lukewarm
I'll allow you both to purge as much as you wish
HE RESTS UPON THE GOLDEN THRONE, IN CARE OF HIS CUSTODES WHILE MAINTAINING THE ASTRONOMICON AND FIGHTING THE ETERNAL WAR IN THE WARP AGAINST THE ENEMIES OF MAN.
You don't have any shame, that's no fun.
Kurumi's pantyhose is still the best though.
I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.
roll for lewds
oh, it does
You're gonna need quints, septs or higher for that.
I AM CONCERNED YOU MAY BE A SLAANESHI DEVIANT. PLEASE SEE AN ECLESIARCH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, FAILURE TO DO SO MAY RESULT IN SUMMARY EXECUTION.
I need to get a reaction picture good enough for when Karen lewds get happens.
I'll get them one day
You can execute me all you want
When that happens I need to just comission several artists to make the greatest Karen lewd in existence.
For now a regular lewd will suffice
She's supposedly pretty good but fucking Ginbe always kicks her out of the kitchen
I know, but i still miss his visits.
Time magic is quite useful with cooking.
This is as lewd as I get. And only because Yume is here.
HE WILL RETURN TO US. AS WILL GUILLIMAN, VULKAN, RUSS, AND DORN. NOT SO SURE ABOUT FERRUS MANUS.
Yoshika can use magic just not manipulating time
Ku Klux Klan!
Mine can pour water in instant ramen.
He just disappeared suddenly without saying a word. I didn't get to know much of him even when I bothered to greet him daily.
Her hair is looks great in that outfit
TRUE EMPEROR SERVANTS HAVE NO NEED FOR COOKING SKILLS! THEY ONLY NEED FAITH (AND HERETIC-ROASTING ABILITIES)!
WHEN HE HAS HEALED FROM HIS WOUNDS, BOTH PSYCHIC AND PHYSICAL, HE MAY EVEN PROVIDE NEW PRIMARCHS TO THE IMPERIUM.
Shiki is literally a life hacker.
I love her hair in a ponytail like that.
Oh look it's miss I can do everything and cosplay anything
Ponytail always looks great
>Mio can relate
Do you like short hair too? I'm not a fan of it honestly.
I'm an odd case, I hate short hair in 3D and love short hair in 2D.
Twintails are nice, but I don't like braided ones.
I like the ones like Ayas.
She is the best after all.
I love it in both, though it's a bit harder to pull off in 3d.
I hate any sort of braided hair
I don't like it but I don't think its bad in general
Nah Twintails arn't that great but ok
> I don't like braided ones
I think it means a girl is more feminine if she has long hair. I find the longest hair the nicest.
Same honestly, not hate really. It can work in some cases but I just don't like it.
Yeah me neither.
Also sorry qt I don't like the braid
The rest of Yume is the best though.
Twin tails are as cute as a hairstyle can get.
Nah they are ok
Quick yuno claim
Work in one hour
>Can't wait to charge this old fart for wasting our time yesterday
Those are cute
My favourite hair is the completely let down one though, if long enough.
It would be something like
Let Down > Ponytail >Twintails/pigtails >>>>>>>>>>> Short hair
Some waifus like Makoto pull it off though.
I can't open that video yumay, bad internets.
Yo dude, what happened?
Yes, that's so pretty. I think it fits her in that outfit but in her normal one it wouldn't. She's supposed to be tough.
Her regular hair is just long enough for a woman but short enough to show she means business, I like it very much.
This old fuck called us to take a compressor from one house that's an hour away to his house
What he didn't tell us is he has yet to buy it from the guy selling it.. We fucking drove all the way there and we saw it was ancient AF so its not going to work so he changed his mind (WTF) so he asked us to check out "his ac" so we thought, alright fine but we'll charge him for wasting our time
Here we are driving what felt another 40 minutes thinking we're going to one of his houses.. it wasnt.. it was ANOTHER person selling a used compressor, it had no freon so it will cost as same as a new compressor WITH freon in it. He didnt wanted the used anymore either
What in the fuck? No really what in the actual fuck how could someone be so stupid?
And he was expecting you to pay for all of this? Did you at least grab money from him for the time waste?
Yes he generally brought his A-game when designing Shiki, there's some special things about that particular costume that I like how it has an obvious influence by another character in the Nasuverse who is very similar in character.
Kyoko get on telegram, your gf is calling.
He's looking to buy a used compressor so he would only pay us to install it. Hes trying to be a cheap fuck, that fucker has money, my father has done work for him before
Dont care if hes a purple heart veteren, we'd slap his ass for wasting a huge chunk of our time when we could have been taking care of other service calls, my uncle (head of our ac business) is going to charge his ass BIG time for yesterday
Yeah but even if he was getting a used compressor that doesn't give him the right to make you buy it, right? Seriously what a cocky fuck.
And if he knew your dad before that...
I hate people that think kindness is weakness.
Yo man let me know what happens seriously that fucker needs his justice especially if he wasted two hours of your life you could have used to fix other ACs.
Holy shit that's some good smug. What other character influenced the design?
Now THERE'S some damn Marines.
Tsuki no musume, she's the artifical "brain" for the moon in a short story called Moon's Coral
Oh no he's not making us buying the unit, he wanted to buy it himself so he can be cheap
The bill wont be so cheap when we're done