morning /b/
what's everybody drinkin' today?
Your mom's ass.
>>692458757
oh, that's always nice! good we're off to a classy start.
>>692458757
eat a cock you fucking faggot
well, before I get to my beers, I was given this weird korean wine last nite, tastes like marshmallow raisins
>>692458757
coffee all day erry day
>>692458944
hopefully this ain't the best the crowd can offer
>>692459105
excellent, how do you like it? cream, sugar, cinnamon like that lunatic at work does?
ooh yeah, who else has been dunked in too far on this freakin' Steam summer sale, eh? dammit..
>>692458757
Drinking water and snorting ritalin. Gonna do some intense gaming!
>>692459222
Nah I like it black (kek), cream etc just ruins the taste imo. hbu
>>692459222
checked
>>692459376
oh? gonna get totally cranked and dig about a thousand crops in stardew valley? maybe just get an idling game and stare at it real intensely
>>692459022
>marshmallow raisins
sounds kind of intressting, how was it?
>>692459544
impressive
>>692459522
>>692459366
>>692459222
>>692459022
this nigga wtf
>>692459435
hazelnut brew, bit o' cream and sugar, drink it real hot. works great for my overnite job~
>>692459544
real smooth and inoffensive, but a little pungent like most asian wines.. it's not without its charm~ and now, back to our regularly scheduled beer
>>692458757
Kill yourself, you fat fucking faggot
>>692459723
munch my salty parts, you faceless gutter-crotch!
Sup blue boy
You one of them blue boys?
Why OP
Hey anon! I was wondering whether you'd be posting this morning. Good to see a familiar face.
I'm drinking water and high af on adderall
>>692459884
not sure, what the heck's a blue boy?
>>692459920
because I does.
>>692459837
>it's friday morning
Why are you already drinking?
>>692459963
fierce! nice to see you, how's that ceiling feeling?
>>692460049
I work overnites, this is kind of my nite times now
>>692458757
Freshly squeezed Apple juice for now, and some coffee. Some local craft beers later (on holiday)
Drinking water and enjoying a day at work. The wine good? Sounds good based on your description.
hello frendo, have you had a blackout?
Not drinking here apart from coffee and diet coke. talk about a caffeine hit
Trying not to drink any koolaid
https://youtu.be/7qNrr1DjFc0
>>692459222
Cinnamon on cappuccino is verrah gewd.
Favorite coffee drink.
>>692460192
classy! someone knows how to start a day.. what's a fave craft of yours?
>>692460254
it's fine, but the weird smell it leaves in your mouth's a little off
time for some tunes~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw
>>692460192
That's it. I was watching this thread for a minute while morbidly wondering if all anons are like OP, and then you pull out this fucking gem. I'm out. KMS
>>692458757
fresh yeast mixed with cool water
>>692460299
not in recent years, I kinda just go to bed when I'm done
>>692460307
hoo boy, I feel the thundering hooves of the social justice warriors approach! to arms, sensibly-minded forward thinkers that don't make a movement about being professional victims, TO AAAARRMS!!
>>692460309
oh! huh, gotta try that
>>692460360
>classy! someone knows how to start a day.. what's a fave craft of yours?
"Nøgne Ø" pale ale is probably my fav. Today, since I'm on holiday I'm having some local beers i've never tasted beforebthqt.
>>692460360
Definitely a good tune br0. Would be a good alarm too, starts of peaceful enough and picks up energy later in the song.
>>692460428
I prefer fresh yeast mixed with drakkar noir, buts that's just how I was raised.
>>692459022
Mal Guel Soo Rok n row!!
[difficulty reading bottle]
>>692460428
eh? that.. is it gonna be bread eventually?
>>692460503
I'm into this sludge when I wanna get my hat shattered on the cheap, but craft is good when its tasty
>>692460515
right? I'm currently using THIS as a phone alarm. Positively put a hole thru the door leaving for work~
>>692460531
I'm kind of a knuckle-dragging fool, please explain?
>>692460544
uh yeah! that's it
>>692460770
whoops, forgot the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6c
>>692458757
I must be drinkin fag juice, cause all I see is a big ol fag
OP is a FAG
>>692460173
Feels great :) I'm only dreading tomorrow's comedown slightly lol
All you had to do was follow the train CJ.
>>692458757
Northern Lights and coke. Being a cheap drunk today, bud
>>692460815
how dare you
>>692460770
>>692460770
huh? what you mean?!.. nah unless my turds get baked, what i always have done is not eat anything for 2 hours later, mostly shit with sugar, go fucking B vitamins
>>692460770
Drag your knuckles here:
http://smellitivity.com/davidoff-cool-water-for-men/
>>692460815
oh fuck, my shit has been wrecked. better anne heero
>>692460931
oof. I don't use drugs, but I imagine the hangover's more intense than with this stuff
>>692460962
I still need to play San Andreas all the way, heard it's real good
>>692460974
ain't no shame! cheers, bro
>>692458757
Cancer
>>692460487
umm I meant a power outage since you're in the dark. No illumination of the subject matter.
>>692461133
Cheers mate
>>692461111
sorry friend, I'm a Hugo Black man~
>>692461267
ohh, tee hee. And naw, just prefer less light
>>692461355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ
love doing this~
Has anyone else got this real sinking feeling about 2017? like.. I don't know
>>692461133
Adderal comedowns are comparable to the day after a pint of vodka for me, though the feeling lasts all day and it's paired with a terrible sense of depression. Funny, I do drugs but don't drink: alcohol use gives me terrible anxiety.
>>692461818
this world is wrecked
>>692461873
to each their own prescription! I tried weed a few times, either did nothing or too much. I prefer smokes and booze~
>>692461926
oh no, this planet'll shake our bullshit off 10 years after we're all dead.. it's us I'm worried about
>>692461818
it'll be interesting to say the least, either we all get fucked quickly or slowly just depends on who wins......
anyway, something i tried to say in one of the other threads a few days back, you should really add a keyword to your titles so ppl can find you a bit easier mate..... i gotta scroll through sooo much /b/ crap to find ya.
hey again queefer
>>692461818
Yeah things aren't looking too great, pretty much world-wide. Then again pretty much every generation thinks it's doomed for some reason or another.
Guess we gotta wait and see :/
>>692462226
I just want some good things to make the news for a change, instead of "This many dead" "ISIS is in your kitchen sink" "LGBT community super triggered by certain oppressive shapes found in vegetables" or " Science says lol I dunno about space"
I would, but I kinda like the guerrilla method.. I'm starting a few things later this year though, gonna be easy to find my loudmouth ass~
You seem like a classy dude op I see your threads often:)
>>692462420
Hahahaha this a perfect description of the news lately, well written anon
>>692462394
I blame modern weakness and having too much time on our hands.. or I WOULD, were my enjoyable downtime also part of the problem.
>>692462516
thanks friend, I have my fun when they go down
how about some more tunes for us war weary citizens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvwQmxLaknc
>>692462420
don't listen to the news if constant bad news gets to you. I think this place and especially a long ass time looking at rekt threads has made me immune to giving a fuck and totally desensitized to what the media can throw at me. viva la /b/
>>692462706
name's nickel, brother~ and yeah, I mean, we had that Proud to Be bullshit the other day and I tweeted something to the effect of 'humans are chunks of bone and meat, covered in blood and unconvinced by impermanence." to that hashtag. Smug Mode engaged~
>>692462892
I prefer to heal that damage so I don't lose my heart, but being a bit more bulletproof about such things is also important. Keeps you alive
I love my country, it's capable of real beauty and gives me a lot of fair deals if I play along, but we're pulling in a lot of different directions and making a real mess of the place.
I mean, as long as I'm on this kick here, every time I see people at public addresses or whatnot, screaming about free speech and oppression, I'm like "hey asshole, the second you stand up and tell someone they can't say that in this country, guess who the enemy of freedom is."
fuck I'm drunk
>>692463431
lol, but how'd you take that pic with no hands on a trigger?
you must be a wizard
>>692463613
I might be the last wizard.
doggie's scratching at my leg, she needs to go out. if anyone wants to keep the thread alive for a minute or so, I'll be back. If not, see you folks again sometime~
I'm slapping the bag & binge eating
Bump for a /b/rother
>>692462930
Glad to be a part of the thread, nickel.
Smugness earned, kek
>>692463681
Dude. I really do enjoy your threads. keep on keeping on Nickel. Enjoy that song too
+1
>>692464061
*Soju not song
rolling for dups
Bird bump
Bump for Nickel
lets try tribs?
man, she had to pee.
>>692463689
delish~
>>692464035
thanks, friend!
>>692464051
I hate to throw my weight around on the reg, but I was in a bad mood
>>692464061
you got it, have another one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xcrWq0cJ_o
I miss better days
You're a strange one. Originally I disliked seeing your threads, but now, I expect you. And honestly find enough amusement in your threads to not ignore or lurk. At least, to me, you seem into it for the people, not the keks. True random these days
crack and heroin, because they're less painful than fucking hangovers.
>>692464387
Sweet. Gotta get back to working but if you've got time search acoustic labs promontory. I think you'd dig it. Peace Nickel
>>692458757
Hey you're back man :)
>>692464408
thanks, brother. people should be nicer when they can
>>692464492
oh come on, that can't be fun~
>>692464736
a five-cent peace to you! heh, I'll youtube 'em so I save the name
>>692464763
once again! and now I'm feeling sentimental, fuckin' love that movie.. it's a personal mantra of mine, actually
'To believe in the good in man.'
It's astounding how many liberal type people think they're being more accepting by pushing their own brand of narrow-mindedness. The whole anti-triggering movement is one of the weirdest ways I've seen hypocrisy playing out. Acceptance through censorship? O.o
>>692464896
>oh come on, that can't be fun~
more fun than... uh, i dunno. sobriety i guess.
>>692464990
YOU.
yes you.
what the fuck are you talking about
Love these threads OP. Just a dude having a few drinks sharing some good songs. Keep it up /b/ro
>>692465061
The state of affairs in modern culture I suppose
>>692464990
the problem is human choice will always come with a flaw. I prefer to think of my mindset as tolerance without condescension. I'm a man of the world, I love everyone I can.. the only people I hate are assholes, and those are chromatic and legion in these highly opinionated days of provision.
fuck, this Promentory song is aces.. I remember hearing this when my sister watched last of the mohicans, fuckin' violent
>>692465061
UH, STUFF
>>692465236
a few! HAR!! thanks buddy~
but what does it all mean?
>>692464896
I try to be. I'm going to smoke a bowl in your name man. I'm the Northern Lights faggot. Keep doing what you're doing man.
fuck, it's getting serious in here!
in honor of dearly departed Bernie Worrell (who was in Parliament, not KC, I know), how about a 'lil funky dancing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw
>>692465543
Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.
>>692465552
whoa ho, it's a WINFERNO~!
pack it well and breathe clouds of peace, friendo
>>692465736
Dueces mang
>>692458757
King of /b/?
>>692465941
naah, it's just me <3 how you livin', hood?
>>692465736
you fuckin rock dude!
>>692465941
Not a degenerate, would be more along the rational side of /b/
Though not sure what to call that
>>692466095
Do you post here every day? I've seen you twice now.
>>692466145
oh you wanna rock? LET'S ROCK!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBIa0o36pPo
ride on a highway of flames, blessed Killmaster, worlds burn behind ya.
>>692466261
my name's nickel. I'm here to have a good time and spread some grins~
>>692466288
lots post here all day everyday dubs
how old are you faggot? are you here to lure lolis?
>>692466288
I get back from work in the mornings and feel tired, but not sleepy.. so I'll jump on and see what's going on. I do need to give it a rest though, sleep is best done first and not in a panic a few hours before work.. plus, who'd wanna see my ugly mug on the daily?
>>692466574
30. and I'm here for you~
>>692466477
\m/
>>692466832
>30. and I'm here for you
you look a lot older. fgt.
>>692465366
Tolerance without condescension is a good mindset.
How do you discern who's an asshole though? I tend to err on the side of caution here, because I've seen so many people labeled 'asshole' for nonviolent self expression. I reserve hate for people who are clearly acting in the interest of others' pain and misery.
>>692467010
what can I say? drinking habit, cock-sleeve~
>>692467340
psh, i've been an alchie for 22 years, since you were 8 and i'm not falling to bits :^)
>>692467292
it's either what you said, interested in pain and misery of others, or making it a obstruction to the true issue. There are smarter, less needlessly aggressive ways to get your point across.. like Gandhi, what a motherfucker of a point to make and all he was doing was calmly saying "hey, I ain't about that shit and I ain't yo' nigga.. beat me up if you must, but that's what I think,"
I hope I'm making sense, I'm about 8 of these things deep.
Drinking grape fanta, and smoking some jet fuel. Trying to melt steel beams, but all I get is stoned..
>>692467468
well, neither am I! I just got that face that's hairy and wild, makes me look older apparently. But fuck that noise, I like my goatee~
how about a sinister favorite of mine from childhood halloweens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkzvM7Skxg
>>692467766
are you a machine? that's cool if you are, I'm just curious~
>>692458757
I found you man !
>>692467749
May I make a request good sir?
..
..
SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!11
>>692468152
>I like my goatee
same. sucks that mine's like 30% grey however. give me your hair, faggot.
yo start an OAP thread on /soc/, i'll come and help you perv over teenagers.
>>692468163
ha, that show was fuckin' vicious~ the one where he stood trial in deep space or something was frightening
>>692468247
you're a funny guy, sully, I like you
that's why I'm going to kill you last.
>>692468333
tch, what hair? I'm baldy as fuck under this bowler.. and hell no, /soc/ kept kicking me to the curb back in the day! Social indeed.. and teens are fuckin' fools, I need me a WOMAN~
>>692465366
Caught a break for a minute. Server went down at the home office and leaves us dark. Glad u liked that version. One of my favorite movies
>>692468517
>teens are fuckin' fools, I need me a WOMAN~
Yeah but dem bodies, dat teenie shyness and easiness, dem tasty orifices... women a shit.
>>692467749
I think I'm picking it up. It seems like most of today's issues stem from shit like that. People getting needlessly aggressive about what they think is right or fair. ISIS, mass shootings, and to a lesser degree, SJWs (though who knows, they might start getting violent soon, they already have a very militant mindset)
>>692468517
I love you man, you saw Breaking Bad? What you think about it? Its my favorite serie.
>>692468783
>they already have a very militant mindset)
i love this meme. and how /pol/ invariably follows it with various methods by which libs should be violently murdered.
>>692468682
it stuck in my mind 'cuz it was the first time I saw a man roasted alive by savages before his friend shot him. A bit much to get at 8 years, but I'd seen a lot of horror movies those days too.
I need a booster, time for more music!
GERONI-DOO-RUN-RUN-RUNNIE-MOOOO!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
..hope someone got that reference.
>>692468743
sure, but even a lady can be coquettish and comely~
>>692468783
No one really gives a shit, they just wanna be the one on Facebook that appears to.. god, I hate facebook. It ate my mom.
>>692468827
Not bad, never boring, violent but never overboard like game of thrones. Just takes some getting-in-to
>>692458757
Glen talloch, cheap wiskey 15 euro for a 1 Liter bottle. fuck gallons.
and a 18 year old wiskey very nice one.
Pathetic.
>>692469600
post something better then chucklecuck
yo op, livestream yourself downing the bottle
just a couple of sodie pops
>>692469370
well, there you go, classing up the joint! enjoying a reflection and introspection in the drawing room?
>>692469600
right? you should at least make a contribution or something.
you look just like brad pitt except for the body, face, hair and fashion sense
>>692469099
My dad and uncles called me Hawkeye when I was younger when we were out hunting these fine WV woods. Never got the reference till I was 10 or so and saw the movie. Gonna split for good this time dude. They're giving us the boot till Tuesday. Enjoy
>>692469729
I don't have any, besides, this camera shows a black feed when I switch it to video
>>692469735
not bad! we actually have Surge showing up again, ain't that fun?
have a favorite hot pepper?
>>692469918
well thank god for that.. I'd hate to be attached to a shit-box movie about a great zombie book or an overhyped adaptation of a chris palahniuk book, whoever he's supposed to be
>>692469925
'til all are one, brother.
energy drink
>>692470185
cayenne and jalapeno, the hottest I've had was a trinidad scorpion pepper at a party.. eight-alarm pukefest, had my face red and messy for three days
19 Crimes Cabernet Sauvignon. Because why the Fuck not.
>>692469099
Game Of Thrones is nice as well, what your thoughts about the last season? Favorite moments?
Hey op, always enjoy your threads. Cheering up my shitty Friday. Have a good weekend bro.
Check em please
>>692470556
jalapenos taste awesome but, love fucking habanero peppers most
>>692470614
hey, sounds good to me! bottoms up, brother~
>>692470807
I actually haven't seen beyond season one. It looks good, but I need a great deal more fantasy in my fantasy.. the show just seems kinda mean-spirited and violent.
someone say guitar? I SAID GUITAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15eu7ar5EKM
>>692471031
To bad man, if you ever have the time you should check it out. What are your favorite tv shows?
>>692470947
checking! OH SHIT SHARPIEEEEEEEE
>>692470967
oh heck, forgot about them ones, they're like cayenne plus, spicy AND flavorful~ ghost pepper wings I got once gave me a burnt gut and an endorphin rush.. whew
>>692458757
I'm having a simple Jack and Coke
https://youtu.be/C-2w9b8i7GU
>>692471249
I'm sure I'll hit it eventually, but I'd wanna see a Legend of Zelda show done with that kinda budget~
lesee.. mostly cartoons, Venture Bros, Archer, Rick and Morty, old Adult Swim shit. I love River Monsters and Bizarre Foods, along with anything with anthony bourdain, that fucker can party~
>>692471313
ain't no joke! cheers, friend
>>692471376
holy fuck, one of my favorite vids ever!! Bucket's the man, I love his slow stuff.. that part later down the song where he makes the guitar cry out in agony? he's a good kid.
>>692471268
use to eat them like grapes till i got bloody shits
>>692470556
Oh god puking spicy shit is the worst
>>692471582
Yee Bourdain. I'd love to hang out with that guy
>>692471600
correct! I love the taste and zing, but man, do they bring the devil a'callin to your back porch later..
>>692471996
it looked like the food had kicked the shit outta me, agony personified. A helpful hint, apple cider vinegar neutralizes a lot of it, but you gotta gulp it
>>692471582
A legend of zelda show would indeed be awesome, or at least a movie. And anthony bourdain is boss!
>>692458757
I think night 4chan is a lot less cancerous than daytime 4chan
>>692472393
I heard rumblings about such a thing back in the day.. netflix original series, it was said to be!
>>692472462
I'm a lite smoker, so less free radicals.. even though the cancer of /b/ is far from free OR radical.
more music! this one's great for nite-time wandering with ones thoughts under a yellow moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkrhoGFcm6k
DO YOU FOLD OR CRUMPLE YOUR TOILET PAPER
>>692472920
Really? I didn't knew that. Lets hope it comes soon then.
8:00 am here in the valley, happy canada day nickels
>>692473328
I swallow a handful after meals, to save time.
>>692473328
BEFORE OR AFTER?! I FOLD, THEN CRUMPLE!
>>692473346
I don't know why, but I'd love to see a movie version of Gremlins done by Del Toro. I mean, I know why, just forget where that came from
>>692473457
aw man, your beer's luckier than mine!
either way, CHEERS <3
ROUND 1, FIGHT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
what do you do for work nickel?
>>692473996
I dress up in a fairy costume and suck dicks in my local public toilet.
>>692473996
hospital, overnite orderly and hospice care. Very ordinary work, but the place is given to a spookiness at some hours.
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>>692474775
uh... well said, but I don't speak guitar. I think we'll be closing out here in a bit, folks. Last call, c'mon, drink 'em up
how often are you drunk?
i think i've gotta knock it on the head for good, hangover are becoming so bad i can't get out of bed the entire next day, can't even listen to the radio i feel so shit.
>>692474295
Oh cool, I'm thinking of working at a nursing home myself. I figure it would fit my desire to help people and feel needed, as well as my love for good stories. I suppose you're there when everyone's asleep so you don't get that last bit
>>692458757
Yoooooo dude good to see you back. Last time i talked with you it was 4 in the morning
>>692473529
A Gremlins movie done by Del Toro? I don't know why but it sounds interesting, would definitely and go see that haha
>>692475333
every other couple of days, mostly because it's fun to do this or play something on steam hammered~
>>692475523
yeah, I was hoping for something intriguing, but this is upkeep of people's comfort at that hour.. which ain't bad, I like keeping these old timers or sick kids relaxed and rested.
>>692475774
>every other couple of days
eurgh, don't know how you can stand it. i'm hung over now and i'm fighting the urge to drink just to feel better.
>>692474775
learn how to properly read music
>>692458757
EVERY FUCKING WEEK I SEE YOU HERE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME AND IVE MENTIONED IT SO MANY TIMES I WILL EAT MY OWN FUCKING FACE IF YOU DONT TELL ME WHY YOU DO THIS
WHY?!??!!!!!!!!
>>692475556
damn, you're unlucky! I've gotta climb into bed here in a bit.. wish we'd met up sooner!
>>692475665
I heard somewhere JJ Abrams might be working on one. Could be worth it, could be NOT worth it.
>>692458757
water, boy
>>692476076
Haha yeah with JJ you never know how its going to turn out.
>>692476076
Take care bro. Burnin one in your honor
>>692475901
I drink, I work, I sleep, repeat. seems to have worked out!
>>692476049
IF YOU DID, YOU'D HAVE LEARNED WHY!!
FUCKING SUN CAME UP!!
>>692476424
>I work
this cuck
>>692458757
EVERY FUCKING WEEK I SEE YOU HERE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME AND IVE MENTIONED IT SO MANY TIMES I WILL EAT MY OWN FUCKING FACE IF YOU DONT TELL ME WHY YOU DO THIS
WHY?!??!!!!!!!!
alright, I really do gotta jump into bed. You guys take care, be good, be bad, just do it for friendly reasons.
I'll see ya sometime soon, thank you for playing~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUTMPglkW4
>>692476424
what's king tokyo?
>>692476825
pleasant dreams
>>692476825
Sleep tight man, thanks for the talk, godbless!
>>692476825
Good night nickel! It was truly a pleasure. 4chan needs more /b/ros like you.
sleep well, check under your bed for gnomes.. sneaky fuckers they is..