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I have a problem fucking hookers and I need to stop. >Fuck

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I have a problem fucking hookers and I need to stop.

>Fuck at least 1 hooker a week
>ranges anywhere from a $60 backpage quickie to $500 high end escort
>I am married to a great woman
>thinking about killing myself since I cant stop

I have gone 2 months without fucking one, but its to the point that its all I can think about now. I have lost all interest in fucking my wife, I am mad all the fucking time, always irritated. I just want to fuck a hooker.
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>>686350983
Go fuck one then.
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>>686350983
tell your wife, tell what happens next
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How do you find a "high end" escort?
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>>686351633
I have actually thought about it, but if she did leave me I would off myself 100%
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>>686351739
Like high end shoes they cost more, same function
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>>686351739
online escort agencies. Most of them are relieved when they see me since I am a decent looking younger guy (28).
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>keep fucking hookers
>get aids
>die

It's a win win really.
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Smoke weed instead, it seems like you need something to pass the time, or go mountain climbing.
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>>686351950
I always rubber up.
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Kill yourself before you give her AIDs.
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>>686352070
>cause condoms are 100% effective
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>>686352025
I do think it has to do with boredom, however sometimes I will literally be sitting with my wife (or even a group of friends) and all I can think about is fucking a hooker.
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I don't know much about anything, but it sounds like you need to find a way to connect with your wife on a deeper level than you are currently connecting. You need to either stop doing it or tell your wife though. If you end up catching a disease and passing it on to her, you will be an insurmountable bastard. Are you two super busy? No time for romance, etc? Take a weekend and go somewhere and see if you can reconnect. Also get tested.
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>>686352237
They arent, but with HIV transmission they are really fucking effective.
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>>686350983
OP get a hooker now and fuck her live stream.
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>>686350983
Leave her and let someone who doesnt want to fuck hookers and wants to fuck her have her.
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>>686350983
No you just want to spread your seed is. It's the only reason why us males want to fuck almost every woman on the planet, to spread our genetics.
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>>686352286
You must be a therapist
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>>686350983
Tell your wife you got a hooker fantasy and she'll charge you 20 bucks to cum in her hair.
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>>686352286
this op
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Your wife just can't fulfill your sexual needs?
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>>686350983
Just dump your wife and fuck hookers and sluts guilt free. Ya dun goofed getting married too young.
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>>686350983
Please share stories...so you know you re getting your money's worth.
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>>686352503
Chef at Wendy's. $8 per hour.
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>>686350983
Hello. I would like 1 hooker ples. No STD's or black womenz ples. Will pay you in pogs and old cheerios. Incall if abaleable
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>>686352286
This is really good advice. I do sometimes feel like on a sexual level we dont connect. I am into the kinkiest most degrading shit imaginable (gangbang, gloryholes, bestiality) And she is fine with sex in missionary with the occasional anal. I get really bored, really fast. I mean her pussy game is pretty good its just I need something more. The mental act of dehumanizing a whore, and just using her as a peice of meat makes me raging hard.
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OP is clear that you have a problem, a problem that i find funny. just find something you can distract yourself, smoke weed, vidya, a hobby
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Is it just getting expensive or do you feel bad?
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>>686351919

But for 500 is it worth it?
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>>686352279
You have to come clean man. Your wife loves you. What is going to happen is you're going to infect her and she's going to find out. Or a hooker will black mail you. My friend was fucking escorts until one showed interest then showed up to his house smoking meth. They're in their element for a reason.
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>>686352702
I get my monies worth simply because I like getting off too the mental aspect of it.
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>>686352893
Buy a PS4
Get laid once
tough choice...........................NOTTTTTTT
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congrats you're a sex addict , get counselling or join a support group
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>>686352760
Is that a pic of you fucking your wife in the ass?
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Being serious here. You probably have an adrenaline addiction. The thrill of having sex with someone who isn't your wife along with the illegality of the act itself(provided it is illegal in your country) is most likely giving you an adrenaline rush. I'd suggest trying other activities as a way of testing this like drag racing or mugging people like the huge nigger you obviously are for fucking hookers in the first place
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>>686352893
afterwards, no. But during it is. I have the spare cash to blow though.

>>686352805
I have a hobby, I collect guns and I race motorcycles a little
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>>686350983 OP Why are you an absolute and undeniable faggot?
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>>686352070
>I always rubber up
What's the fucking point of sex with a condom on?
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>>686353161
This also. It's such a fucking rush, walking in there and not knowing what's going to happen. Will I get stabbed? Robbed? Arrested? The nut itself is just like the culmination of me saying "ok the mission is over leave". It's just the sign that tells me my work is done. I don't really crave sex itself because I fuck the wife constantly.
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>>686350983
Ill make this easy for you, I'll pay you or your wife, to let me fuck her.
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>>686353674
fug forgot pic
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>>686351810
OP, so if you go on like this, the stress of wanting to fuck a hooker is gonna make you kill yourself.

On the other hand, if you tell your wife she will either leave you or not. If she does, you kill yourself.

Wtf? Whatever you do you're going to die, if she is such a great woman she deserves to know the truth
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>>686350983
does your wife know? maybe you find convince her to be OK with it, since you have a problem.
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Can i get a hookers number or kik?
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trust me its sex addiction , i have the same problem and spent a small fortune on hookers
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You are likely a sex addict. You should seek some kind of help with the time and money you would normally spend on hookers doing counseling. It may seem off-putting to "seek help", however it is the only thing to do in your situation and it really won't be that bad.
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>>686352760
But you're not fair to her love. She's dedicated enough to ignore the smell of other women. They always know man. They have a pussy and cab smell one even after showering. I fingered my girl while she slept and she woke up and somehow smelled pussy under my fifernails after I showered threw a fit I fucked someone else. So I had to tell her the truth. She got so hot she told me next time to take video or pictures. We play this "game" with each other. She once blew me while I slept and I woke up as I was cumming with her on her back watching it run down her tongue. She sat on my face and dripped all over.
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>>686353453
whats the point of having sex in general?
procreation, everything else is an after thought and should be thought upon as such. also it's a way for women to get you to do what they want you to do. manipulation
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>>686353781
I just want to fix the problem by myself. Its starting to look like quitting cold turkey isnt going to work. I mean its affecting my personality.

>>686353771
She does deserve to know the truth, but people are generally not known for doing the right thing. I just want to fix the problem so she never knows I had one.
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>>686350983
>I have a really great wife
>fucks hookers
Kil yourself.
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>>686353170
You are a piece of shit. /b/ro you need actual help. You're endangering your wife's ability to have children. You don't deserve her.
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CHOOSE YOUR PORN

http://www.strawpoll.me/7103924
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>>686350983
Instead of paying hookers buy a pocket pussy and lube or lotion and voilĂ 
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I get you OP. You're not in love with your wife. I feel like you care about her, you couldn't be without her but it's just not that kind of relationship anymore.

I feel you, I feel like I'm lucky because whores from high school who are now divorced with kids and miserable throw themselves at me. Because I'm married and own my own business and have no kids. They think they are going to swoop in and steal me away so they can have it easy.

So I do all that gangbang, humilation shit with them. I'm sorry you have to pay but if you can afford it. it's only money right.

Fuck man life is too short you sound like you're doing alright so far. I'm 35 and still doing it I started when I was around 26, If you're smart you can still get away with it. I have been
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>>686354368
go away faggot
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>>686354199
Come clean OP. Tellher you have a problem and ask for forgiveness. Get in treatment. If she leaves you, your life will go on. There is someone out there who likes to be degraded, and you haven't met her. If she stays, be better to her. You are only hurting yourself.
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The chance of getting HIV from straight bareback hetereo sex is very very low.. So yeah, people can stop mentioning "getting aids" as a realistic prospect.

Do some weed.. go on an acid trip OP.. whatever , change the routine
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>>686354199
I don't know OP, I think you need help, maybe a specialist can tell you how to deal with your problem
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>>686354792
Dont you feel bad though? I mean sometimes I come home afterwards, and she just looks at me with that loving smile and I want to fucking kill myself for being such a shit human.
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>>686355025
>>686355025
Thing is I am in a very sensitive job line where I take psyche evaluations once a year. I am not sure how going to a therapist of any kind would look.

>>686355113
see above
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Dude, wanting to go around fucking different women as a man is a normal biological thing... The closest animals DNA wise are the bonobos and they fuck like crazy..

It's today's society that pushes people into monogamous relationships and that isn't natural.. You have to quit feeling "guilty" about it.. Do try and stop it though... it's not socially acceptable.
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go to one privately, trust me its worth it
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>>686355482
Stop coming up with reasons not to do the right thing. You came here for a reason. You can get another job. You can find another woman. You're the only you that you've got.
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>>686353060
lol rekt
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Just divorce. You are crazy. it doesn't get better, so stop trying and steer into the skid. You will never see your wife as a person, you crave something different and you don't need conventional "love".
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>>686355886
Nailed it.
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>>686355833
>>686355833
can you pay straight cash at one? I mean I am willing to go, its just if they are like most doctors that want your life history I wont go. But if I can just go in , pay cash and leave I would be fine.
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>>686356093
forgot pic
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>>686354792
I'm 25 and just started doing this. Hot single moms are so easy and fun, and low pressure if you do it right.
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hey OP, atleast show us your wifes tits and pussy so we can know if you got a good reason to be Fucking hookers
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>>686356956
agreed. show me the money
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>>686356093
Doctors can't share your medical history without your consent
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>>686356956
I don't she's a solid 8/10

>>686356930
I don't do that because of the risk of them telling my wife. 100% anonymous is safer

>sorry no pics I am on mobile mow
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>>686357088
I have to give it for the mandatory evaluation
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>>686350983
>I have a problem fucking hookers and I need to stop.
No you don't.
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>>686355482
I imagine a bomb in a hospital, security wants to get rid of the bomb without letting the patients know that there's a bomb, because the news may shock them in a lethal way. However, the police has to enter the building to deactivate the bomb, if some patients see the police they'll get suspicious, but it doesn't compare to the damage the bomb will cause. It's better to see a therapist before the bomb goes off
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I always lied about going on backpage to my friends and coworkers but I helped them get appointments with hookers. FUUUUUUUCK DIRTY HOOKERS AND THEIR DISGUSTING PUSSY
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yes explain ur situation and u can pay cash, it took me years to come to terms with my issue, i know how you feel, it's the rush of something new and the ability to command them with zero emotional attachment that hookers can provide. Its a form of sex addiction , there are support groups and 12 step program just like AA, there's still hope for your marriage
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>>686357310
i mean id definetly want to see that pussy game tho, dont be selfish OP, we are here for you, just dont show face pics
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>>686350983
see a shrink.
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>>686350983
Just have sex with your fucking wife??
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>>686358104
Fuck you, faggot.
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Hookers in the US are so unfulfilling. Why not go to a real P4P destination like Pattaya?

As far as your wife goes, divorce her ass. Marriage is beyond retarded.
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lol, it's not that easy , i have sex with my wife all the time and still feel like fucking other people right after, i had 2 or 3 relationships at the same time thinking maybe it was something wrong with the other person or i didn't find someone that i clicked with , until i saw the pattern. The best way to explain with OP is going through is , it's an itch you need to get scratched , and when u don't scratch it you get irritated as fuck and lash out
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>>686350983
sex addiction. get help. you obviously have the money to.
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>>686358104
What are you, gay?
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>>686358678
Nothing wrong with chasing the dragon. But marriage is not going to get rid of it. It will only complicate matters ultimately. He needs to get divorced immediately. It will only get worse the longer he waits.
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the marriage keeps him in check , getting divorced will remove any restriction to the hookering , the only limit will be his finances , there's a wave of guilt and disgust at what you have become as well , that i used to medicate with drugs and alcohol
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>>686358487
>gr8 wife m8
>"have sex with her!!"
>fuck you ill fuck aids infected broken woman, faggot.
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>>686358962
Have PTSD now, ty.
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>>686350983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38h0W2bZrQ
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>>686359841
no prob fam
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>>686357310
You don't have pics of your wife on your phone? Calling bullshit.
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>>686350983

i was in your shoes then i left my fat ugly angry wife, moved to thailand. got a condo for $300 a month. fuck sexy girls for $30 two to three times a day. profit. never going back
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>>686352279
Literally the last thing you should do is tell your wife.
I dont get whats so bad about it though. Some people build model planes, some people play golf, some people paint, some people fish, and You like to fuck hookers. That's what makes YOU unique. (=
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>>686352070
>Could fuck wife for free without shitty condoms
>Pays to fuck hookers with condom

Wut
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>>686350983
Hey bud can you explain them whores a little bit? they have there own stupid dialect. I tried to set up a meeting and the bitch hung up and blocked my # because i didnt know wtf she was even talking about
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>>686360746
Never mention sex or anything related. Just time
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you ever thought about murdering one of those skanks. Last time i didnt go soft in a women i almost choked her death and now im all wtf
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OP, might I say, that you have a great taste in selecting the choicest assholes, especially the one belonging to the Puddems
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>>686360746
You probably give off that "undercover cop" vibe
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Are you me op? Mirin your butthole collection by the way. I'm also a collector and cheating degenerate.
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>>686361443
Bumping
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>>686361443
I have that pic also lol

>tfw laying in bed with wife currently
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>>686361872
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>>686360134
What the fuck lol
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>>686361387
>>686360746
Hello, Madame! I would like to purchase sex from you tonight! Might I suggest meeting me at the ATM at my bank to secure the transaction? It will surely be a magnificent time for the both of us! By chance, do you have a big black strap-on that we could use? I'm really into getting my ass pounded by a female prostitue such as yourself! Toodaloo!
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>>686361880
I am as well. What the absolute fuck is wrong with us?
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Don't feel too bad OP. At least you didn't blow close to $4,000 on hookers AND strippers over 2.5 years.
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>>686362122
Saved. Nice
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>>686362122
Dude I swear to god.........

>I have that pic also

Looks like I've found my doppelganger
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>>686361880
>>tfw laying in bed with wife currently
pic of your slutty cheating wife

protip: she already knows and is quietly fucking someone else on the side
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>>686362228
I've only spent $140 total on 2.
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>>686360746
>Hey bud can you explain them whores a little bit? they have there own stupid dialect. I tried to set up a meeting and the bitch hung up and blocked my # because i didnt know wtf she was even talking about


rockit reports dot com
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>>686362228
That's it? Man, you're frugal
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OP...so what sort of degrading shit do you do with escorts? Usually they're not into that kind of thing, they want to do the least amount of work and bounce as fast as possible.

Have you been in a ganbang or anything? How did you like it?

former degenerate here, I've done it all, been off hookers for almost a year now
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Get a robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGwFZj3YPwY
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>>686361387
nah not really man. she was throwing around acronyms
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>>686360607
kek
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Hey guys my friend was wondering how you go about finding a decent hooker? My friend hasnt ever been with one. Thanks.my friend will appreciate it
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>>686362777
sounds like your friend does not know about TER
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>>686362091
you're basic, and summer, and board reeeeeh
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>>686362686
Just look up hooker slang on Google.
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>>686362777
tell your friend to kill himself
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>>686362893
that hurts, anon
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>>686362424
not op, but seeing the empty eyes, their bad acting and they why haven't you come yet attitude is a fucking turn on for me.
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>>686355158
You should, because you are, and she deserves better than you
If you've already figured it out, the only reason you haven't either become and hero or told her is because you're a fucking coward
Same goes for OP if you aren't OP
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>>686362973
Will do
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>>686363321
Plenty of hookers in hell
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>>686352070
Aids herpes and hiv spread regardless of if you've got a johnny
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>>686363059
kek
If that's the case, then the world is your oyster, my friend!

Nothing makes me go limp faster than "cum for me" or "why haven't you cum yet?"...and one time this chick kept her eyes closed and like you could tell she was disassociating the fucking or something weird .. another buzz kill.

I think the black grillz are the most fun. They have less hangups about being a ho.
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>>686352279
>sometimes I will literally be sitting with my wife (or even a group of friends) and all I can think about is fucking a hooker.
That's what r9k calls normie.
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> mfw haven't had sex in 5 years
> mfw living in parent's basement
> mfw 30 years old making minimum wage
> mfw can't muster up the confidence or money to fuck a hooker (mostly money issue)
> mfw social retard

You bitch ass nigger. You honestly thinking about killing yourself because you can't stop fucking hookers?

Sounds like a problem I'd kill to have
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>>686350983
>paying $60
you sure you don't have turbo aids by now?
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>>686363623
kek get out of teh basement
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>>686363516
>Aids
No
>herpes
Maybe, but you don't die of herps
>and hiv spread regardless of if you've got a johnny
You repeat yourself
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>>686363551
one girl was crying, telling me it was her last day and she was going back to her husband and her little girl in shittyshitstan somewhere.

I still rub one off to her evey so often.
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>>686363495
>Plenty of hookers in hell
Whores are doing the Lord's work.
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>>686363623
Im like you except im 20. I spend all my money on drugs to cope with how much i hate living here. But on the bright side theyll eventually die and you might get the house :)
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OP im going to tell you to never tell your wife. if you do then you are only benefiting yourself because you help your guilty conscience. if you tell your wife then she has to either accept it or leave you. either way you hurt her and you end up killing yourself. so i say you find a way to keep your dick in your pants and maybe take up drinking or maybe blow your money on stupid planes.
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>>686364151
I laugh when I see all these faggots thinking he is married to virgin Mary.

7 times out of 10 she is getting strange on the side, the other 3 she is planning on taking op to the cleaners. Women are fucking whores
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>>686363559
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>>686363926
actually that's kinda hot. I used to bang a girl in college while she cried and it always turned me on.

One notable girl was this needle junkie(didn't know at the time) that I wanted to bareback for like $60....she didn't want to get preg so she let me fuck her ass...thank god I used a condom because she was dirty....afterwards she said she was disappointed I didn't cum in her....you could tell she wasn't a hardened pro....

I also fucked some girl for like $15 in Honduras on a piece of cardboard in an abandoned gas station...she took lke one leg of her leggings? or whatever off and I banged her and she was like hurry up people are coming....kek....wasn't what I was expecting...
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>>686364151
Learned this from a guy at work:
Some things better left unsaid.
Just et rub and tug by Asians, they knows how to work the D
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>>686364502
>asians
well, he might as well prepare for super aids
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>>686364440
>the other 3 she is planning on taking op to the cleaners
With this husband's habit, not likely that's her devious plan.
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>>686364625
A rub and tug, what's this fascination with aids?
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As i see it, your wife WILL find out eventally, either tell her about your problem or stop fucking hookers.
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>>686364791
Don't tell her shit, listen to me.
Always wear the rubber
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>>686363962
Yeah but like
sodom & gomorrah all got roasted directly by god's angry smitey cock
if that isn't a direct ticket to hell
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>>686353132
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>686364625
>>asians
>well, he might as well prepare for super aids
For the last fucking time virgins: Nobody gets pregnant from precum, and you don't get aids from a handjob unless you run your dick through a cheese grater then you get jerked off by a Haitian bisexual junkie who has just been unrolling barbed wire.
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>>686363559
get used to it. you are a slave to your dick until you die. there is literally nothing impacting enough that your mind wont trail off to thinking of pussy instead
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>>686364663
it will be a sad day for you when you realize that chicks don't appreciate guys on the straight and narrow.
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>>686365063
he's putting the pussy on a pedestal, fam
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>>686365063
old fag here.
pretty much this. although I'm not as much of a horndog as I was when I was younger, which is kind of a relief.
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>>686350983
I came to just read a little of the thread and stayed for the butthole pics
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>>686365160
>Dude's spending his kid's tuition on streetwhores and wifey's planning to take him to the cleaners...eventually.
No.
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>>686364502
a one hour massage of every part of your body finished with your cum hitting the ceiling after the fifty year old mama san works that dick while she fingers the prostate is a highly underrated experience.
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>>686364494
On a piece of cardboard: that cracked me up. Tell us more Hondorus stories
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>>686365477
>dat pic
kek
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>>686353170
I'm a broke 21 yo KHV. In good shape and not bad looking though, I just can't talk to women for the life of me and at this point my social life is about 0 with no hope. Would you mind bringing me out to where ever you are so they we may endeavor upon hookers together?
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>>686365512
they all are anon, they all are.

you and op are going to find out what garnished wages are if you don't pay attention
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>>686365747
oh ....I picked up a girl who was definitely over 18....except I didn't have any proof....age of consent there is 16 to be a hooker....street walking, as a pickup truck full of policia with machine guns went past.....and one time I got the big idea to check out this whore house that was down a bunch of windy rooms...then when I got there was a trail of vomit going in side a place that looked like cutthroat central....I expected a fucking pirate to jump out and shanghai me or something...I noped out of there
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>>686366224
Kek
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>>686353674
was the same for me man
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>>686350983
Seek treatment for your sex addiction. You owe it to yourself.
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>>686365876
there are few things as gay as wanting to search for a prostitute with another guy.

not my place to ask anon, but you very well may be a faggot.
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>>686366667
>one off
fucking end yourself
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>>686360450
that sounds boring and fake
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>>686366667
I'm trying to get my expense paid for and why not go with an experienced anon who knows the ins and outs of it? The shit is no joke cause police stay stinging
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>>686366400
but yeah the piece of dirty cardboard that she'd probably fucked 10 dudes on before....and we had to pay the security guard like 25 cents to let us use the room as he told us to hurry up kek

her friend was way cuter but wasn't patient enough to hang with me while I tried to find a damn ATM that had money in it....

central america besides Costa Rica was a horrible place ot find whores.....I don't know about that country where everybody goes diving, can't think of the name, that might have good mongering due to tourism
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>>686360450
I've thought about moving to thailand as I hear you can live pretty well with much less than in the states. Is it hard to get a visa or something? What kind of work do you do to support yourself? How is live in general?

Also, $30 total for 2-3 fucks?
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>>686367260
Your argument makes sense, but it's still beta as fuck
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>>686353170
Is pic related?
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>>686367686
I won't say it's alpha, and yea it might be a little beta, but better than being arrested. Also, again, free
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>>686367566
Tell me about your Costa Rica adventures
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>>686367602
His wording made me think $30 a fuck, not $30 a day
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>>686367260
that's actually not as gay as it sounds, i've seen/heard of guys picking up street girls together and stuff...it makes sense, otherwise it can get boring driving around for hours to find a good one

but yeah man you can take classes at night school on how to talk to anyone or business communication ...gets you into speaking to people and they're as autistic as can be, so it's low pressure

I also have an executive coach that's an expert in communications that helps me....and trust, I need it
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>>686353170

>race motorcycles a little

we get it bro, you did a couple track days last year. speed racer stuff, yeah
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>>686367957
You might be able to find a bro willing to help you get a hooker, but they probably aren't going to pay for the bitch too unless said bro is your uncle or some shit
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>>686350983
heres my experience with hookers
>havent had gf in yrs no interest...
>meet a girl shes a tease, im infactuated with her, date never happens.
>figure why not just have sex with a hooker it will ease my desperation, give me more confidence.
>wind up meeting an escort named chanelle, latina milf.
>visit her every couple of weeks for $100 full service
>she always makes me nut super hard i literally drool when i nut inside her and she would beg when i would attempt to edge (dont hold it in squirt inside me)
>this goes on for as long as i have a extra 100 to throw at her
>try to call her and she says shes in another state now

looking for another hooker now but i was really comfortable with channelle was so dissapointed it was super convenient to get a nut off and it boosted my confidence so much.

tldr wanted a gf for sex but it is way more convenient to pay for sex

honestly everytime after i jizzed i was so relieved that i could just walk out the door and be done talking to her until next time.
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>>686368012
uhh....I banged a $6 hooker at a whorehouse for locals just to say I did it....she was pretty cute, too.....banged some chick in the red light district, and as I talked to her in my horrible spanish in the back room some fucking drunk Aussie started screaming at me to shut the fuck up because I was ruining his fuck or something....

oh! I went to this one whore house, asked a waiter to pick out a girl, supposedly that's a protip. so this decent looking girl comes, and we go to the back room and she takes a shower in like a bucket ....and next thing you know I'm fucking her....and I don't remember whose idea it was to do it doggie style, but she pulled her ass cheeks apart.....and it's hot as fugg there, right? and I got the most terrible whiff of ass.....ughh....makes me want to heave just thinking about it.....

it's a dirty business....I regret getting involved, but I did.

I tried to open a whorehouse in guatemala, but no dice. Locals would have killed me.
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>>686368156
That's still much better than these girls that sell pussy for like $50-$250 for a half hour or whatever
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>>686368736
Haha, ruining the Aussie guy's happy time with your shitty spanish
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>>686351919
You're obsessed because you got married too young
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>>686369145
kek
I couldn't even be mad at him because he was right, she and I were having a full blown conversation....I didn't know anybody else was there, in my defense....and she didn't understand a word of Englsih so she wanted to keep talking to me heh!

I've never been anywhere like Bangkok or anything, seems too easy, but it's probably fun as hell....

how about you? you go on any exotic ho-ing adventures?

In guatemala one whorehouse I went to had like 70 guys in it watching a stage show the hookers put on....like they started swinging firepots around and shit.....and later in the night the policia came and raided the place, machine guns and all, but didn't really do much, thank god
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>>686368518
This is literally why legalized prostitution in the states is a must.
>>Knock bitches off their high horse pedestals because (hopefully) attractive pussy will be competitively priced and easy to obtain
>>No more dealing with women's nonsense like being stringed along as she pleases or paying for a bunch of dates and shit, waiting forever to get laid

I know there are some alpha guys out there who can get pussy on demand, but this isn't the case for everyone and honestly we need to have their dynamics shifted. I imagine marriage would go down the drain too with all the easily accessible pussy popping up around town. Why pay to take care of someone (women usually over ever marry up, i.e. you're making more than her and even if she's bringing income you're probably paying for everything anyway) when you can spend much less at a whorehouse a couple times a week or month?
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>>686350983
>60$ Backpage

What backwoods are you from where they swallow gag sauce for that cheap.
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>>686350983
Phillip?
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>>686352388
Second.
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>>686369661
Nothing as exotic as your experiences. Just got into AMP. Been to two so far. Found one that gives full service.
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>>686360134
that was gr8
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I just got back from nicaragua the place i stayed was really nice right on the beach, there was a ton of hookers at the hotel bar. I ended up bringing one back the first night that Ifucked three more times while i was there. She also hooked me up with her "guy" that sold me an ounce of good weed for 30 bucks. It was a pretty cool trip got to surf ride dirt bike smoke weed and bang hookers
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>>686370394
how much? you in Pittsburgh by chance? How do you go about finding them and initiating when you're there? Any stories?
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>>686370394
I have to say, all things considered, AMPs are not bad at all. I've only banged grillz there a few times, I usually go for a rub and tug, but it actually was pretty great.

protip: ask them for their phone number to meet them outside of work. when they're into it, they're really into it, like hugging you and shit because it means you like them and they get more money.
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>>686350983
whats a 60$ escort like?
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>>686355071
Hepatitis
Herps
Gonorrhea
Chlamydia
Pregnancy
>so much fucking more

>Implying aids is the only reason you wear a condom when BAREBACKING A FUCKING HOOKER
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>>686370676
this is a great tip actually. Probably saves money since you cut out the middle-mamasan
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>>686370767
usually on herion and nodding out
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>>686370510
man I really wanted to go there but just didn't make it...back in the day it was really un charted territory....did you go to blue fields or whatever that's called? like some lakes or something? oh wait you stayed on teh coast.

how were the hookers and how much?
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There are so many carefags. I say fuck the hookers if it's financially feasible. Who cares if the wife is great. She's a stupid cunt if she doesn't know OP is fucking hookers.

Degrade all the sluts, drop a load in their ass.
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>>686370874
Contracting an STD is far more fun than not contracting an STD.
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>>686357640
Backpage just seems like it's a massive fucking sting op, though. Haven't seen a single escort there worth even risking it.
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>>686370607
rubmaps and spahunters are good sites to search on
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>>686370878
I stumbled onto it by accident...I think I was trying to make conversation with this cute maseuse that gave a terrible handjob afterwards, and she thought I wanted her phone number , and gave it to me...I had no idea they'd do that

next time I saw her she dicked me on the time and gave the worst handy, so I never called her, but I wish I had.
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>>686360607
Imagine eating the same dish multiple times for over several years
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>>686370607
What made you think of Pittsburgh?
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>>686371512
I do. I love it. Wtf is wrong with you?
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>>686370367
Pl0x
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>>686352760
Wow pics of a bj next to your kids face. Yeah you got a fucking problem. See someone.
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>>686371904
Variety is the spice of life, or some shit like that
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>>686371567
That's where I am. I've checked out rubmaps but I can only see the old reviews (I don't want to pay for the membership). Have an account I could use by chance?
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so now op is addicted to both weed and hookers, rubs weed lube on his ass and gets pegged by a hooker
>>686352025
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>>686371904
>Wtf is wrong with you?
I don't even know where to begin.
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>>686372556
Best 400$ hooker ever
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>>686371035
I was in San Juan Del Sur, Hookers were extremly hot im into brown girls with no tan lines and it was 30 us a pop. Some of the nicest people ive ever met
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>>686369204
>>686369204
>>686369204
>>686369204
>>686369204
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>>686372011
Dubs confirm
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Cheating on your spouse is pretty fucked up. There's a lot of mental torture in this kind of thing. People kill themselves over this stuff. Just break off the relationship and bang even more hookers.
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