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>He uses chopsticks >He's a bernie supporter >He's

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>He uses chopsticks
>He's a bernie supporter
>He's a feminist
>He doesn't work out
>He watches anime
>He's emotional
>His dick is less than 7 inches

Why haven't you killed yourself yet, beta male?
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I dont use chop sticks.....
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>>685679911
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>>685679911
Are we projecting a few of our feelings, upon the viewers of this board? Do we need a hug and some comforting words?
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>>685680252
>>685680209
Targets acquired
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>>685679911
>he's OP
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>>685680384
*waves*
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>>685680519
>>685680482
>>685680252
>>685680209
How does it feel to get offended by random people on the internet?
God, you guys are pathetic
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>>685680803
No one is offended, just amused by OP's faggotry. Are you legit retarded?
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>>685680968
Keep telling yourself that
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>>685680803
>le they fall for b8, there so le offend XD
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>>685680803
Oh God I'm so triggered UH... I can't even... Oh my god just no okay?? No that's not okay... not okay
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>Never watched this
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>>685679911
Only two of those things are true.

Check your alfalfa privilege
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>>685681203
>>685681091
>You use chopsticks
>You're a bernie supporter
>You're a feminist
>You dont workout
>You watch anime
>You're emotional
>Your dick is bellow 7 inches

The fact that one of these are true in your case is really sad
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>>685680803
Offended? I thought this feeling was called "amused". - Guess you learn something new every day!
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>>685681708
Ok you got me, I use fucking chopsticks!!! AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT!!!! I'M BEAUTIFUL AND NO ONE, NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE, NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>685681911
That's the spirit! *goes back to eating his noodles with chopsticks*
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>>685681257
Takua!!!!
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>if you don't use chopsticks whole eating Asian food, you're an uncultured, uncoordinated basic bitch
>wow, supporting a Democratic socialist like most of Europe? definitely not a rational, forward thinking person
>can't argue with you there, exercise is important
>there are some high quality anime. you don't have to be a weaboo to enjoy a good show/movie that happens to be anime
>"emotional" is way too broad to be considered a personality trait. being whiny is one thing, but girls aren't interested in stone faced men with no depth.
>well the average dick size is 5.1 inches, applying beta to anything less than two inches above the average size is a retarded standard
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>>685682090
forgot one point

>gee, supporting women's equality? so beta. you must be a total feminazi go back to tumblr lolz
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>>685682090
Stop using logic. This is the internet!
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>>685682090
>Using an inefficient tool over a superior fork
>Gibsmedat free stuff
>WATCHING FUCKING ANIME
>You're a confirmed kissless virgin by this point
>dicklet detected
>>685682407
>>685682508
Hows the lonliness going?
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>>685682672
Your hand is more effecient than a fork, yet you still use one... Hypocrite much?
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feminism makes you beta? how?

are alphas threatened by gender equality?
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>>685682672
It's going great! Thanks for asking.
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>>685680803
irony: the post
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>>685682800
There is nothing that turns pussies dryer than a man saying he's a feminist. But ofc you wouldn't know what turns a woman on
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>>685679911
Let's see where I match up:

>Only use chopsticks when eating sushi
>Not a Bernie Supporter.
>Not a feminist
>Go to the gym 3-4 times a week. (have a desk job, gotta keep active).
>Do watch some anime, nothing to weeby.
>In very good control of my emotions.
>Dick is about 6.

Life's pretty good though.
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>>685682672
>chipsticks > everything for noodle soups
>being this much of a financial cuck. the top richest 10% does not deserve to own most of the wealth
>excluding all of anime is as dumb as excluding all comedy, all sci fi, all drama etc.
>nah I've kissed four girls and had sex with one
>5.8 inches
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I like Bernie.
I like women's rights.
Dick is huge and the ladies beg for it.
Sorry OP :(
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>>685679911
>forks nigga
>bitches love bernie. Really only southern hickwhales like trump, and middle aged flower power women like shillary.
>no
>yes
>no
>no, but women are and hate the "emotionless man" act
>right on the nose
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>>685683116
Only if you're referring to conservative chicks, and they don't put out nearly as much
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>>685683116
m8 there are some bangin hot feminists in the world beyond tumblr (not that you get out much)
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>>685683585
Even a tumblr feminist doesn't want your skinny ass. They want an alpha male
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>>685683116
there are both types of women, just like there are women who like abuse and women who don't like abuse. nice strawman though
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>>685681257
might as well end your life then, it's the only reason i still live
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>>685683468
You like Bernie because you should be outside playing by yourself. Anyone with any amount of education can see that Bernie doesn't know what he;s talking about and he's pandering to you guys, and instead of being outside like you should, you're in here on /b/ claiming "my dick is huge".

Kek.
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>>685679911
poster:
>most likely not confident in himself and his relationships.
>has a shaky family life, but nothing above the average western family issues.
>blames his parents (mother, father or both) for too much, but deep down knows he's inadequate and can't figure out how to be a better person.
>is inelegant, but not as intelligent has he thinks. probably has a 3.2-3.6 gpa through school.
>average penis
>used to love anime, but feels inadequate; therefore, anything he loves isn't "manly" so he makes fun of it.
>doesn't understand emotions - tries to be a robot because he assumes it's "unmanly" to feel.
OP: how does it feel to be inadequate and unable to process adult issues?
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>>685684009
soz pal but i lift. regardless i'm sure they're foaming at the gash for alpha keyboard warriors like you
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>>685684410
Idk, m8
how does deez nuts feel on your face?
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>i use chopsticks when its appropriate
>i do support Burny Sands
>not a feminist
>dont go to my gym much anymore but im still relatively in shape. use to box
>definitely watch anime
>cried hard during Clannad
>never had a problem with girls, my sixincher does its job properly
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>>685684410
Phoenix University Degree paid off m8, you nailed it.
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What if I use chopsticks for appropriate meals?
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Thanks for proving my previous point, guys.
good game. Well played.
I will be on my way now.
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>>685685028
sorry, who are you?
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>>685684988
and yet here you are shitlording on 4chan. what went wrong?
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Using chopsticks is kind of fun because it's challenging and novel.

Obviously use a fork if you just want to fucking eat. Or do like real japs do and just shovel the food in your mouth with them.
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>>685685105
OP, idiot
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I challenge OP and any of you faggots acting tough to post a pic of your 7"+ dick with a timestamp. You won't.
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>>685685537
Nah
My point has been proven, already.
No need for me to go any deeper on this topic
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>>685685504
OP = faggot
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>>685685844
Thanks, my dude
Nice dubs
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>>685685921
why are you still here?
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>>685685817
Cop out. Dick pic or you're full of shit. "People disagree with me and respond to my thread huh huh point proven checkmate betas." You're a dumb coward with an average dick like the rest of us.
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>>685686132
Just reading all these nice and highly amusing replies, my dude
>>685686225
Yeah you go, you realy got me there, my dude
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>>685679911
>Wrong.
>UK, no opinion.
>3rd Wave? Fuck no. Everyone needs to be treated like a human, including a backhand when they're being a cunt, regardless of gender/race/disability
>Wrong
>Wrong
>Not overly, only when appropriate
>Wrong, dead on it actually.

OP is always a faggot, no exceptions.
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>>685686370
>I will be on my way now.
>>685686461
that's exactly what 3rd wave is, read the second sentence of the wikipedia article lol
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>>685686824
You got me there, my dude
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>>685679911
Because my happiness doesn't come from approval from females
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>>685686824
No, that's what it's supposed to be. What 3rd Wave really is, is "white cis men are the cause of all evil in the world". Fuck 3rd Wave, and fuck feminism, probably describe myself as either humanist or just like... I dunno, equalitarian?
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>>685679911
>Chopsticks

Seriously what the fuck?
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