i know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsi pop.
Once i went to my father's new wife's friends house
They have three children, a 12 year old son, a 14 year old daugher, and a 6 year old demon that may be part of the female gender.
Said demon was very friendly to me, maybe because i did everything she told me to, hoping that she could leave me alone
Later in the evening she brought me to her room, and we started pillowfighting, then she got on top of me
And i dont know why but i kissed her in the lips
she told everyone
everyone was laughing but i didnt get invited to their house anymore after that
Holy shit dubs twice in a row, are you a wizard?
The first met trough tinder, netflix and chill, we got drunk, but she told me she didnt want to fuck. Almost forced my way trough, and could have fucked her, but I felt like that wasnt me doing it, I didntwant to become a monster like that, so i stopped
second one, trough tinder a year later, we went to a park, got buzzed, went behind some bushes and i wanted to fuck. Almost raped her, but she told me to stop for the hundredth time, and somethingsnapped in me, and i felt bad
I'm not sad that i wanted to fuck them, im guilty that it took me so much time to stop. I dont think i cant blame the alcohol, on the second occurence i wasnt event that drunk.
anyways, im friends with the first one still, the second one, understandably, doesnt want to talk to me, even tho she told me she forgave me
Secretly gay. I live in city where gay ppl are hated. :)
The hottest girl from my college class keeps mirin me (she sits by my side most of the )
I problaly won't do anything about her or the other 4 girls from my class who keeps staring at me
Hey man you're okay. You know it's wrong and are working on making yourself better. You didn't actually rape anyone and you've apologised and been forgiven. Time to forgive yourself and make sure it never happens. Good luck mate.
I try to not be a faggot out in public. I keep it to myself most of the time, but I hate flamboyant gays who are half naked in public.
this is 4chan and you admit cat-hatred?
Think about killing myself every single day.
Have a job, I'm doing a course to teach English abroad, I seem to have things going for me.
I just can't be happy, i feel like there's no point in anything. I can't motivate myself.
Only reason I haven't is because gf and mother would be destroyed by it.
Talk to a psychiatrist. Your brain is just fucked up. It happens, the thing was made through natural selection and isn't perfect. They'll try to help you get it working right.
I am with a girl who loves someone else. I am fucking her while the love of her life is in jail. I love her but she views me as little more than a fuckbuddy who gives her a place to stay. I want to die knowing she will never love me the way she loves her Jail BF. They have no contacts visits I go sometimes. The guy knows what I do but forgives her and wants to be with her after his 25 years.
Well guess I'm not sad anynore look Those trips
I am one of those reptilian overlords the conspiracy theorists harp on about
humanity really is foolish to not listen to them, we don't hide very well since most of our less educated ones want to be powerful
I won't greentext cause I'm on mobile.
Me and some buddies had been smoking it out in the woods, messing around building fires n shit. I go home, get really horny. My border collie is nuzzling around me. I spend a while playing with her pussy and she seems to like it. Eventually I decide fuck it, and slide my cock into her. She was tighter and warmer than any woman.
Fucked her for ages, but couldn't cum, so I pulled out, waited for her to turn around, and came on her face.
I felt bad, but still did it again next time I was tweaking.
I'm in a love/hate limbo with a girl that broke my heart almost 2 years ago. I'll never admit that I'd still drag my dick though a desert of broken glass to be with her, but the reasonable part of me hates her for her cuntery back in the day. It also results in a wonderful lack of ability to get into any sort of reasonable relationship. I don't trust women and I see them as shallow cunts, but I also long for that one bitch. Fuck you, you grade A cunt. See ya around.
There, I got it off my chest. I still feel like shit.
He and a friend pulled a armed robbery, resisted arrest, and then were not nice at all to judges to say the least. He had a at the time but once he was arrested she dumped him. My girl immediately asked him out. So they never have had sex but she loves him and sex to her is nothing.
I had the same thing for the girl who took my virginity. She absolutely fucked me over. It gets better anon, trust me. Go all out on the sleaze and just bury yourself in whatever pussy you can. It works.
Wouldn't leave the wife. But I'd still fuck my soon to be 20 yo stepdaughter. I masturbate regularly to the thought of her. Watched her masturbate in her sleep one while she was sleeping on the couch during the day. Hnnnnng!!!
I put a mattress in the tub and it took a crane to get it out.
Easy solution, just suggest a three sum to both of them once they talk to eachother about it they'll both be willing to do it and then you can have sex with them both at the same time. EZ PZ.
If I'm attracted to a living human but haven't had sex with one, does that mean I'm asexual?
I know I get turned on by corpses the same way you know you get turned on by anything else.
Fucking depression, I know that feel bro
Ive set a goal for myself when I reach it, Ill end it but not before that. Feeling better now, dont know how to explain it. I just think that life has to be better than death and since I have a perticular date to make my final decision wheather I live or die Ive just started doing things. Like a fucking normal person. Im not saying that Im fine but Im taking things as they are and dont give a damn about this thoughts anymore
TOO LATE PHAGGOT!!
Unfortunately, I can't. The only way I'd have access to a human corpse is through murder.
I'm not going to go to jail for a good nut.
Maybe when I have nothing else to live for, though
I'm a huge fucking cry baby and a total retard but I've kept it so well under wraps that I have constant anxiety about people realizing that I'm about as smart as an 8 year old
when my daughter was 4, me and her mom got divorced,so i got custody on her and was taking her through life myself.
we spent of course many moments together, some of them were the kind of moments father wasn't supposed to see or be there at certain age. i got some lewd thoughts, started developing some kind of sexual attraction towards her (still do kind of).
long story short, at one point when she was still young i was taking her on a soccer game and we were standing near the fence.
i held her up so she can see, she put her feet in between wired things so she kinda stayed on it, but i had to hold her from behind a little.
cuz i didn't want to hold her with my hands the whole game, i just leaned on her from behind.
got boner, gently placed it between her butcheeks and started grinding.
this didn't happened that fast like in this sentence, it took me the whole first part of the game just to start grinding.
somewhere near the end i came in my pants from the pleasure and stayed like that untill the end of the match. luckily thestain on my pants was not that visible when it dried away so nobody noticed.
will remember it forever
Make me nigga. Step up! STEP UP NIGGA
that happened years ago and she turned out just fine.
i got my chance when she was younger, i'm not gonna lie, i would do something like that eve now, but she is 17 so she will be aware of it
i like making weird videos and spaming them on 4chang with a picture of a weird frog i found online
Got jumped by 2 niglets, one stabbed me under the shoulder blade. Stabby ran, the other, I straggled him with the chain he was wearing. I was never caught. I never talk about it
I invited a friend of mine to move in with me because her living situation sucked. She fell in love with me and now we've been dating for almost 3 years, but I'm only still with her so I can get laid whenever I want and have someone to split the bills with.
Also, I love her fucking cat, and can't imagine living in a world where that cat isn't hanging out with me. 10/10 fucking adorable as fuck.
The whole pedo shit is fucking biblically fucking wrong as it is but your own kid??? I mean if your both adults and wanna fuck at this point whatever you do you booboo but Jesustapdancingchrist man...FIX YOURSELF before Tyrone and the planet of the apes make your cornhole look like a menstrual pancake...
My little niece loved to come over to my place to play with me or watch movies, she was 6 years old at the time and this time she was watching a movie on while being on all 4 resting her body on a big pillow. She loved go get butt Massages and it always turned me the fuck on, her ass was so tight and perfectly round. Anyway one day I whipped my dick out and Masturbated as I massaged her ass with the other hand, I never jizzed that fast and intense since then, luckily I prepared my blanket to jizz on beforehand. Anyway I don't rly feel bad about it and I pull shit like that off constantly since, but I've never told anyone
>Best friend is a grill in college
>Really like her but she has a boyfriend
>Just deal with and continue to be friends for awhile
>She tells me I'm her best friend all the time and how shitty her boyfriend can be
>He's in basic and they can't talk
>Creep on her text messages and learn her passcode to phone
>Sneak into her room in middle of night to read text messages, sometimes steal panties
>Eventually decide to pretend to be boyfriend over text
>She velieves it and I get her to send nudes
>Eventually figures out I'm not him but never who did it
>Has horrible trust issues from then out
>I will never tell her
fucking normies. why do you even come here?
o right, because /b/ is worse than reddit these days
Wait a fucking goddamn minute here. They let him have his phone in basic??? What the fuck! Next your gonna tell me they get fucking breaks now. Jesus Christ were gonna lose the next war if this is the caliber of sensitive faggots their pushing through....
Listen here you jacked up boot lipped baboon I am far from normal. Excuse me for not being a fucking pedophile you disgusting sack of subhuman shit. Die you horrid cunt just fucking DIE.
>gonna lose the next war
Because the last few have been such smashing successes right?
There is no honour in being a soldier now. You are a hired goon for corporate interests. Nobody gives a fuck how hard you work in your 'service'
>if this is the caliber of sensitive faggots their pushing through
If this is the calibre* of fucking moron that they're* pushing through then it's no wonder they mindlessly commit atrocities as a matter of routine.
Fucking kill yourself you utter gimp.
This one time though, I used to live in a trailer park when I was like 4-5, and we all ganged up on this one kid and beat the shit out of him. I don't know why. I have no idea who the kid was because my family moved less than a year after that and we had only been living there less than a year before. Like, I want to say it was something along the lines of "Hey, let's fight [one kid]!" and then we all fucking did it. We just beat the shit out of him.
I've done stuff like shower with my nieces quite a few times but never touched them or anything. Sometimes it's tempting but just not something I would actually do. Just admiring their beauty is more than enough for me.
Lmao triggered are we? Enjoy paying for the "atrocities" we supposedly commit you fucking liberal cuck. Don't forget to pick up your fedora on your way out you fat faggot. Also thanks for being a human spell check, probably the only thing you are remotely good at. Acne ridden champion that you are .
traps i find are usually better and more down to fuck and suck cock so much usually compared to trannies cause i guess trannies want to be treated like girls while traps know they are just cumdumps. And they are pretty passable ill try and find some pics for the next post if i still have them
Matter of time before it does. At least choose the best time and place possible. Therapy would be a good place to start. I mean have you read some of the shit on here? You don't wanna end up like some of these scum trust me.
firstly, the guy didn't even fuck his daughter. He just thought about fucking her.
secondly, live and let live. just because you aren't particularly into the idea of a guy fucking his little daughter, doesn't mean you have to get so buttflustered about it. Honestly, what is the point of /b/ is you can't be a total degenerate in peace?
Unless you do you will never be happy. Besides if you don't like it or it doesn't help you could always go back to a certain extent. Seems like you have a lot to gain and little to lose. Easy peezy /b/ro.
some ive been with competelely hate having anything to do with their penis at all so are okay with it. its just more like they arent just going to be down to fuck you know you gotta play those bullshit games like you do wth girls even you both know the only reason you came over was to fuck. unlike with traps who once you walk in and close the door they are just ready to go
I'm a 19 year old boy who has a crush on a 13 year old that I learned via the Internet and lives in a different country. I know her for like 1 week and I'm kept talking to her since then. She is mentally unstable and I love to cheer her up. Not interested in anything sexual tho .idk how to feel now...
i had a double kill count before i was 15 (made it hard to have friends)
i get off breaking up marriages, meet unhappy wives sweep them off their feet, give dem some meat, and get bored and get gone...usually after they divorce the guy.
i practiced psychology experiments on my step mother, sister and brother over years, all are screwed up messes and step mom od'd in 2013.
>Different anon here . Cmooooon just post some pics Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease :^p
I have posted them before here for whatever reason and got insulted and shit. Why put the effort in just to get shit?
I work janitorial and maintenance at a small private Catholic school grades k-8 and I sniff and jerkoff to the older girls dirty gym clothes and shoes. The schools so small the lockers literally do not have locks on them. Feels good. Also I find panties in the bathroom all the time. Usually dirty from menstrual blood or urine soaked.
>2010, 18M, gaming on PC
> relative visits, brings her kid
>invite her to play with me
>She accepts, "yes Anon, I really wanna!!"
>tell her that there's only one couch to sit, and we both can't fit
>she asks if she can sit on my lap
>an ass on my crotch, for the first time
>feelsgodman but feelbadman
>she realizes something between her ass cheeks
>pauses for a second
And I kept hugging her, we went like that for hours. I didn't see her for years. Few months ago, my mom visited this relative. I asked her if she can send a picture of this relative and the girl. I expected a picture that everyone smiles.
Yes, everyone smiles; except her.
It seems like everyone thinks I am fine in life, have a lot of friends, earn more money than what most people at my age, and generally living a good life.
The reality is that I hate my job, I think about suicide at least once a week, and I have no friends that I can comfortably call a best or a close friend. All I want is a close relasionship with at least one person.
just the one but I didn't say this shit to be an attention whore, I was answering the secret post thingy
i did something similar once.
>be me, 15
>have to baby sit a niece
>she's around 5
>suggest that we play a game
>sit her on my crotch while i'm laying on be
>bump up and down repeatedly
She kept asking for the ride when i was at their place a few times, don't know if their parents know or if she now understands what i did.
>Fuckin tear that puss up! MOAR
It needs it LOL it is dreadfully neglected atm but I guess can't be helped.
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is still fresh
Although that was indeed pretty fucked up, I doubt it affected her life whatsoever, its the moral media that tells us that children who are subject to this type of attention will lose their minds and go full psycho potatoe once they get older. Also checked
what, does that make you angry? does that get your blood boiling?
you people are sheep. You get so very angry about things - and that's how you're controlled. Like the fucking tools you are.
If you care so much about little kids who've been sexually abused, go donate some money to a charity, or find a kids to adopt. Except you won't, because that's not really the bit that interests you. It's just about the anger.
>Ignore the haters anonnette. That pussy is prime. Any socks or panties pics?
Thanks for that.. I did have one in tabi socks but not finding it
>go donate some money to a charity,
Actually I do, I also volunteer. You don't think risking fucking up a kids entire life for some jizz is something to be angry about? Fuck off and die
I do donate and I'm actually going through the process of adopting a child. You are literally autistic and a piece of shit. Enjoy the nigger gang rape that's in
your very near future faggot