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Hey /b/, what's your darkest secret?

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Hey /b/, what's your darkest secret?
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>>685644048
I've been pulling off a double cheat for a month now.

fucking my best friend.
and his girlfriend.
behind both of their backs.

this will not end well.
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>>685644048
Im a nigger
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>>685644048
I killed a frog when I was a kid. I feel so bad about it that it wakes me up sometimes but it has been 16 years since it happened.
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>>685644432

What?
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I fucked my Aunt
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>>685644662
my best friend cheated on his gf with me.

then his gf cheated on him with me.

im in way over my head
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>>685644048
i know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsi pop.
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>>685644801

Oh, so you're a female?
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>>685645238
because im a homewrecker?
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>>685644048
I fap to my mother every night. Is this wrong?
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almost raped two people twice

thankfully ive stopped myself, but i feel like shit for it, and im scared ill do it again
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>>685645672
Story?
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>>685644048
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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>>685644432
You are bisexual and your friend too?
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>>685644048
my asexuality, kind of boring actually.
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>>685644048
I was an escort for a while on CL
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>>685648311
Shrek"em
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Rolling for trips
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Czech em
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>>685644048
i kill about 20 cats a week..
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>>685648788
Check em
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>>685648932
Nice dubs
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Once i went to my father's new wife's friends house
They have three children, a 12 year old son, a 14 year old daugher, and a 6 year old demon that may be part of the female gender.
Said demon was very friendly to me, maybe because i did everything she told me to, hoping that she could leave me alone
Later in the evening she brought me to her room, and we started pillowfighting, then she got on top of me
And i dont know why but i kissed her in the lips
with tongue
she told everyone
everyone was laughing but i didnt get invited to their house anymore after that
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>>685648871
Nice dubs
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>>685649265
i didnt get dubs faggot
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>>685649265
Mfw dubs
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>>685649410
Holy shit dubs twice in a row good job

Check em
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>>685649075
dude, you are a childmolester
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>>685649410
Holy shit dubs twice in a row, are you a wizard?
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>>685645672
you still raped one person once though..
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>>685649647
Check em
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Im actually fat as fuck.
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>>685649697
die.
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>>685644801
just have a 3some?
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cheating.
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>>685649936
Quads get
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>>685649936
Czech and wreck em
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>>685649697
Checked
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>>685649647
hehe

>>685646352
The first met trough tinder, netflix and chill, we got drunk, but she told me she didnt want to fuck. Almost forced my way trough, and could have fucked her, but I felt like that wasnt me doing it, I didntwant to become a monster like that, so i stopped

second one, trough tinder a year later, we went to a park, got buzzed, went behind some bushes and i wanted to fuck. Almost raped her, but she told me to stop for the hundredth time, and somethingsnapped in me, and i felt bad

I'm not sad that i wanted to fuck them, im guilty that it took me so much time to stop. I dont think i cant blame the alcohol, on the second occurence i wasnt event that drunk.

anyways, im friends with the first one still, the second one, understandably, doesnt want to talk to me, even tho she told me she forgave me
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>>685649410
Kek em and check em
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>>685650470
Checked
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>>685650470
Holys shit pents, nice job anon
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>>685650559
Checked
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>>685644048
That i always get trips
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>>685650620
on....?
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Secretly gay. I live in city where gay ppl are hated. :)
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I enjoy "Friday" by Rebecca Black
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>>685651015
Holy shit checkem
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>>685651125
Checked
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>>685644654
>>685644654
Your a horrible person and should kys
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>>685651015
Holy shit pents twice in a row!!! Has this ever happend before?
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i don't wash my ass
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>>685651099
don't be gay then? It's not that fucking hard.
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>>685651317
Nice dubs
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>>685644048
The hottest girl from my college class keeps mirin me (she sits by my side most of the )

I problaly won't do anything about her or the other 4 girls from my class who keeps staring at me
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>>685651317
that's actually fucking disgusting.
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>>685644048
I'm sad
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>>685651400
Checked
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>>685650470
Hey man you're okay. You know it's wrong and are working on making yourself better. You didn't actually rape anyone and you've apologised and been forgiven. Time to forgive yourself and make sure it never happens. Good luck mate.
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>>685651444
Nice dubs
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>>685651444
Chekd
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>>685651512
Checked
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>>685651166
Holy shit checkem
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I killed my sister and made it look like suicide.
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>>685651385
I try to not be a faggot out in public. I keep it to myself most of the time, but I hate flamboyant gays who are half naked in public.
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I want my best friends girlfirend to humiliate me and to walk around naked infront of her. i masturbated four times over her ass in pj pants today.
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>>685648871
this is 4chan and you admit cat-hatred?
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>>685646410
And when I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry
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>>685651682
Check em
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>>685651682
Shrek em
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Think about killing myself every single day.

Have a job, I'm doing a course to teach English abroad, I seem to have things going for me.

I just can't be happy, i feel like there's no point in anything. I can't motivate myself.

Only reason I haven't is because gf and mother would be destroyed by it.
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>>685648871
Edgy kid spotted
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>>685651854
But those dubs tho
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>>685651700
nice

not only the dubs
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I fucked my dog while high on meth
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>>685651854
Talk to a psychiatrist. Your brain is just fucked up. It happens, the thing was made through natural selection and isn't perfect. They'll try to help you get it working right.
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>>685651700
Story?
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>>685651953
Story?
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>>685644048

From time to time I shitpost on /b/.
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I had sex with my ex's best friend.
She was drunk.
No one knows about this but me.
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>>685651953
Greentext please
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>>685651995
I've been on antidepressants for a while and they take the edge off but they by no means stop me from being depressed.
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>>685652095
Nice dubs
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>>685651707
>flamboyant faggot here
i'll flirt with you in public and make you flustered.
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Dated the wrong person.
Her and her cousin were so fucking similar that I dated the wrong fucking person.
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I am with a girl who loves someone else. I am fucking her while the love of her life is in jail. I love her but she views me as little more than a fuckbuddy who gives her a place to stay. I want to die knowing she will never love me the way she loves her Jail BF. They have no contacts visits I go sometimes. The guy knows what I do but forgives her and wants to be with her after his 25 years.
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>>685652264
That sucks. Well, I hope you manage to squeeze more enjoyment out of life. Depression sucks, especially the lethargy and lack of motivation.

Good luck.
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>>685652375
Checked
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>>685652390
25 years!? What did he do?

Can you give us a story?
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im straight and fap to gay porn because nothing is arousing me anymore

i think the next step is gore/scat porn
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>>685644048
Would gladly leave my wife for my 20-years-younger step daughter
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>>685652470
Thanks anon. I appreciate it.
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>>685644654
it's a fuckin frog who cares
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When I was 16 and my parents went out on holiday, I threw a massive party in which a girl almost died of alcohol poisoning
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>>685652615
Nice trips
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I jerk it to dicks and sometimes there's this one guy I ask for dick pics from. And I'm totally straight.
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Rucham psa jak sra
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>>685644048
i look at 4chan on a regular bases
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>>685650470
Daily reminder that meeting men on the internet is the exact opposite of safe and that all men really are potential rapist/murderers.
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>>685651444
Well guess I'm not sad anynore look Those trips
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>>685652375
Tell me you got the genders wrong
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>>685652317
No pls
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>>685652878
>daily reminder to czech em dubs
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I am one of those reptilian overlords the conspiracy theorists harp on about

humanity really is foolish to not listen to them, we don't hide very well since most of our less educated ones want to be powerful
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>>685652760
>jerk it to dicks
>totally straight
Pick one
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i was very close to kill 2 people in my life one off them my best friend
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I have prosthetic envy *really* badly and if I had millions of dollars I'd basically be Adam Jensen.
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I won't greentext cause I'm on mobile.

Me and some buddies had been smoking it out in the woods, messing around building fires n shit. I go home, get really horny. My border collie is nuzzling around me. I spend a while playing with her pussy and she seems to like it. Eventually I decide fuck it, and slide my cock into her. She was tighter and warmer than any woman.

Fucked her for ages, but couldn't cum, so I pulled out, waited for her to turn around, and came on her face.

I felt bad, but still did it again next time I was tweaking.
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>>685652989
i consider myself straight, as i never felt any attraction to a man but i would totally fuck that body

show me the magic hole?
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Raped two women loved it. Still her there screams magic
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I'm in a love/hate limbo with a girl that broke my heart almost 2 years ago. I'll never admit that I'd still drag my dick though a desert of broken glass to be with her, but the reasonable part of me hates her for her cuntery back in the day. It also results in a wonderful lack of ability to get into any sort of reasonable relationship. I don't trust women and I see them as shallow cunts, but I also long for that one bitch. Fuck you, you grade A cunt. See ya around.
There, I got it off my chest. I still feel like shit.
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>>685644048
Hodor dies :o
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>>685644048
I'm secretly planning on invading Eastern Europe by making it look like another country unlawfully killed some of my soldiers. Don't tell anyone ok??
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>>685645419
No, as in female gender
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>>685653092
Story?
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>>685652375
Blacks, they all look the same
Amiright :^)
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>>685652551
He and a friend pulled a armed robbery, resisted arrest, and then were not nice at all to judges to say the least. He had a at the time but once he was arrested she dumped him. My girl immediately asked him out. So they never have had sex but she loves him and sex to her is nothing.
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>>685653454
I had the same thing for the girl who took my virginity. She absolutely fucked me over. It gets better anon, trust me. Go all out on the sleaze and just bury yourself in whatever pussy you can. It works.
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>>685653482
Sure thing putin also check em
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>>685653340
That warms my heart anon ;)
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>>685652608
Wouldn't leave the wife. But I'd still fuck my soon to be 20 yo stepdaughter. I masturbate regularly to the thought of her. Watched her masturbate in her sleep one while she was sleeping on the couch during the day. Hnnnnng!!!
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>>685646410
That's why momma said to be a good boy and never play with guns
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I'm black and I enjoy posting on /b/.

I even call people niggers and mock them for being black. I'm basically the Uncle Ruckus of 4chan.
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>>685653622
She sounds like she's mentally unhinged.
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>>685649536
You must be new here. Leave.
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>>685653811
Uncle Ruckus you legend.

>Code black
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>>685644048
Nothing I say on the internet reflects my actual psyche and I just post shit to get attention.
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I put a mattress in the tub and it took a crane to get it out.
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>>685653768
god damn, now i can sleep well
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>>685653531
hope the thread will stay up for 45 mins then i finish my job.. will green text it when i come home..
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>>685644432
>>685644801
Easy solution, just suggest a three sum to both of them once they talk to eachother about it they'll both be willing to do it and then you can have sex with them both at the same time. EZ PZ.
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>>685644048
I'm actually a newfag and its cuz an oldfag rl friend of mine broke rules 1 and 2 . Now I lurk here like its my job and shitposte like a heathen
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I killed a nazi kid in a gang fight.
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>>685654024
I put a tub in a mattress and it took an out to get it crane.

Fuckin' crazy world.
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>>685644048
I'm a necrophile. I've never actually fucked a corpse, though.
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>>685651854
Go beg for attention somewhere else or just fucking do it, pussy. Nobody cares if you die
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>>685653536
literally no one says that outside 4chan
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>>685652760
Nope, you aren't.
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>>685654041
Sweet dreams anon
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>>685654223
Then how do you know for sure?
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>>685654383
If I'm attracted to a living human but haven't had sex with one, does that mean I'm asexual?
I know I get turned on by corpses the same way you know you get turned on by anything else.
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>>685651854

Fucking depression, I know that feel bro
Ive set a goal for myself when I reach it, Ill end it but not before that. Feeling better now, dont know how to explain it. I just think that life has to be better than death and since I have a perticular date to make my final decision wheather I live or die Ive just started doing things. Like a fucking normal person. Im not saying that Im fine but Im taking things as they are and dont give a damn about this thoughts anymore
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>>685653179
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>>685654699
Hmmm that works I guess . Enjoy your quest to get some zombie pussy brah. Hope you find what your looking for
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>>685653517
be careful not to trigger anyone........
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i love little girls they make me feel so good
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>>685654024
Underrated post. That whole thread broke my sides
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>>685655202
TOO LATE PHAGGOT!!
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>685655251
If that is in a sexual way then yes you suck pretty hard
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>>685644654
Sort of the same. When I was 6 I killed a toad, I killed him because he wasn't a frog. Piled a bunch of rocks up on him and jumped on them.
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>>685655109
Unfortunately, I can't. The only way I'd have access to a human corpse is through murder.
I'm not going to go to jail for a good nut.
Maybe when I have nothing else to live for, though
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>>685655805
Why don't you just apply at a morgue? I'm sure they have openings since people die all the fucking time. Least that way you wouldn't be hurting anyone
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>>685655747
I have a traumatic memory of all the neighborhood kids slaughtering a frog with a wooden plank, laughing.. splat.. laughing. Were you there?
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>>685655992
I feel like it would be too risky. I would have to fuck it after the necropsy, because they'd find traces of my dick in it.
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>>685644048
I'm a huge fucking cry baby and a total retard but I've kept it so well under wraps that I have constant anxiety about people realizing that I'm about as smart as an 8 year old
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i post pictures of my friends (girls) on 4chan and get horny over the replies. I also have 1200 facebook photos saved on my computer that i fap to atleast 5 times a day
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>>685656651
eg
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>>685656276
I think someone should start a body donation service for this cause. Necros need some some too!
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>>685656276
So would you rather go to jail for fucking a corpse or murder? Either way your gonna get caught eventually why not do it the easier way.
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>>685644048
when my daughter was 4, me and her mom got divorced,so i got custody on her and was taking her through life myself.
we spent of course many moments together, some of them were the kind of moments father wasn't supposed to see or be there at certain age. i got some lewd thoughts, started developing some kind of sexual attraction towards her (still do kind of).
long story short, at one point when she was still young i was taking her on a soccer game and we were standing near the fence.
i held her up so she can see, she put her feet in between wired things so she kinda stayed on it, but i had to hold her from behind a little.
cuz i didn't want to hold her with my hands the whole game, i just leaned on her from behind.
got boner, gently placed it between her butcheeks and started grinding.
this didn't happened that fast like in this sentence, it took me the whole first part of the game just to start grinding.
somewhere near the end i came in my pants from the pleasure and stayed like that untill the end of the match. luckily thestain on my pants was not that visible when it dried away so nobody noticed.
will remember it forever
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>>685657038
sounds fucking amazing
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>>685657038
What the fuck dude, you need help right fucking now before you damage your poor kid more than you already have . Ffs....
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>>685654570
shut your whore mouth
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>>685657038
yeah and you're never gonna do anything like that again.. sure
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>>685657341
this
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>>685657364
Make me nigga. Step up! STEP UP NIGGA

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>685651854
Hey, which way out would you take? I myself are beta as fuck and wouldn't want to inconvenience anybody (so no trains or death in my appartment (cuz smell))
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>>685644048
I have a son and the "real father" thinks it's his
Sometimes I feel like shit because I'm becoming my father
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>>685657341
that happened years ago and she turned out just fine.
>>685657417
i got my chance when she was younger, i'm not gonna lie, i would do something like that eve now, but she is 17 so she will be aware of it
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>>685653777
PLEASE greentext the sleep masturbation story, or just describe in detail. sounds neato lol

also, nice trips
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i farted on a train seat once...
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>>685657464
Step on me nigga
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>>685656558
your'e not alone, i know quite a few other people who are also voting for hillary
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>>685644048
i like making weird videos and spaming them on 4chang with a picture of a weird frog i found online

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
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>>685657671
>i got my chance when she was younger
you took it didn't u?
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>>685644048
Got jumped by 2 niglets, one stabbed me under the shoulder blade. Stabby ran, the other, I straggled him with the chain he was wearing. I was never caught. I never talk about it
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I invited a friend of mine to move in with me because her living situation sucked. She fell in love with me and now we've been dating for almost 3 years, but I'm only still with her so I can get laid whenever I want and have someone to split the bills with.

Also, I love her fucking cat, and can't imagine living in a world where that cat isn't hanging out with me. 10/10 fucking adorable as fuck.
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>>685651420
They aren't looking at you, it's your conjoined twin.
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i eat mud
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I want to suck my dick but dont know how
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>>685657871
Moar
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>>685657671
The whole pedo shit is fucking biblically fucking wrong as it is but your own kid??? I mean if your both adults and wanna fuck at this point whatever you do you booboo but Jesustapdancingchrist man...FIX YOURSELF before Tyrone and the planet of the apes make your cornhole look like a menstrual pancake...
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i spy cam her and share some of what i have with a friend of mine.
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>>685658474
this would pretty much solve the whole "you need a gf" problem
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>>685658034
Good for you fuck those filthy animals. I hope you made him fucking suffer anon
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>>685658684
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My little niece loved to come over to my place to play with me or watch movies, she was 6 years old at the time and this time she was watching a movie on while being on all 4 resting her body on a big pillow. She loved go get butt Massages and it always turned me the fuck on, her ass was so tight and perfectly round. Anyway one day I whipped my dick out and Masturbated as I massaged her ass with the other hand, I never jizzed that fast and intense since then, luckily I prepared my blanket to jizz on beforehand. Anyway I don't rly feel bad about it and I pull shit like that off constantly since, but I've never told anyone
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>>685658474
Tried it and did it. Could only get the head in thou and it's too much fucking work . Easier , better and way less resource intensive to have my wife do it.
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>>685644048
>Best friend is a grill in college
>Really like her but she has a boyfriend
>Just deal with and continue to be friends for awhile
>She tells me I'm her best friend all the time and how shitty her boyfriend can be
>He's in basic and they can't talk
>Creep on her text messages and learn her passcode to phone
>Sneak into her room in middle of night to read text messages, sometimes steal panties
>Eventually decide to pretend to be boyfriend over text
>She velieves it and I get her to send nudes
>Eventually figures out I'm not him but never who did it
>Has horrible trust issues from then out
>I will never tell her
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>>685659021
that is awesome.
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>>685656053
No, that was not me
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I've had sex -1 times
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>>685657631
The ol' helium death mask. Haven't been able to get one though.
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>>685659288
>No, that was not me
good to know, thanks
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>>685658730
>>685657341
>>685657417
fucking normies. why do you even come here?

o right, because /b/ is worse than reddit these days
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i like rule34 smudge
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>>685659231
Wait a fucking goddamn minute here. They let him have his phone in basic??? What the fuck! Next your gonna tell me they get fucking breaks now. Jesus Christ were gonna lose the next war if this is the caliber of sensitive faggots their pushing through....
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>>685660128
>why do you even come here?
so you come here to support pedophilia?
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>>685660128
Listen here you jacked up boot lipped baboon I am far from normal. Excuse me for not being a fucking pedophile you disgusting sack of subhuman shit. Die you horrid cunt just fucking DIE.
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i love to fuck traps and trannies and hook up with one at least once a week
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>>685660594
What's it like and how passable are they? Got any pics?
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>>685660246
No, they still can't have phones in basic. They had no way to talk whatsoever, thats why I was able to get away with it, well at least until he got his phone back
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>>685660246
>gonna lose the next war
Because the last few have been such smashing successes right?

There is no honour in being a soldier now. You are a hired goon for corporate interests. Nobody gives a fuck how hard you work in your 'service'

>if this is the caliber of sensitive faggots their pushing through

If this is the calibre* of fucking moron that they're* pushing through then it's no wonder they mindlessly commit atrocities as a matter of routine.

Fucking kill yourself you utter gimp.
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>>685660128
Never been and never will go on Reddit you stupid piece of shit. Hope you get beat and raped to death by a gang of "black lives matter" niggers. Piece of shit
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>>685659790
This one time though, I used to live in a trailer park when I was like 4-5, and we all ganged up on this one kid and beat the shit out of him. I don't know why. I have no idea who the kid was because my family moved less than a year after that and we had only been living there less than a year before. Like, I want to say it was something along the lines of "Hey, let's fight [one kid]!" and then we all fucking did it. We just beat the shit out of him.
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>>685659021
I've done stuff like shower with my nieces quite a few times but never touched them or anything. Sometimes it's tempting but just not something I would actually do. Just admiring their beauty is more than enough for me.
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>>685661063
Lmao triggered are we? Enjoy paying for the "atrocities" we supposedly commit you fucking liberal cuck. Don't forget to pick up your fedora on your way out you fat faggot. Also thanks for being a human spell check, probably the only thing you are remotely good at. Acne ridden champion that you are .
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>>685649074
Nice dubs
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>>685658340
Is her name Megan?
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>>685661662
It's Steve . I used her because she has a feminine penis.
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>>685660809
traps i find are usually better and more down to fuck and suck cock so much usually compared to trannies cause i guess trannies want to be treated like girls while traps know they are just cumdumps. And they are pretty passable ill try and find some pics for the next post if i still have them
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>>685661063
you mad bro
>autistic Mlp faggot detected.
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>>685661884
Good shit thanks anon.
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>>685661063
Oiiii! Another Bernie supporter. Kill yourself broski
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>>685653179
>and came on her face
Hahahaha fucking hell you are a degenerate

Your dog must have been so confused
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I dont feel
I lie to everyone
Im extremely manipulative
I do drugs to feel, a lot of them
I would see a therapist but i dont want my house of cards to crumble
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>>685661884
Treated like girls? So do they completely ignore the fact they have a penis or you can play however you want with them?
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>>685651314
99999
00000
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>>685644654
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>>685662451
Matter of time before it does. At least choose the best time and place possible. Therapy would be a good place to start. I mean have you read some of the shit on here? You don't wanna end up like some of these scum trust me.
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>>685662451
hey were in the same boat except im also an alcoholic who goes out of his way to bring misery to everyone around me but still having them all think im such a "good guy"
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>>685662707
You sir have crossed the line of human decency! Thou beast! Thou blackguard! I challenge you to a duel of dubs! Prepare to die!
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>>685662812
But all i do is for selfpreservation
I dont want to change, and i dont want to be treated differently either
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>>685660539
>>685660588
>>685661083
firstly, the guy didn't even fuck his daughter. He just thought about fucking her.

secondly, live and let live. just because you aren't particularly into the idea of a guy fucking his little daughter, doesn't mean you have to get so buttflustered about it. Honestly, what is the point of /b/ is you can't be a total degenerate in peace?
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>>685663260
Unless you do you will never be happy. Besides if you don't like it or it doesn't help you could always go back to a certain extent. Seems like you have a lot to gain and little to lose. Easy peezy /b/ro.
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>>685662545
some ive been with competelely hate having anything to do with their penis at all so are okay with it. its just more like they arent just going to be down to fuck you know you gotta play those bullshit games like you do wth girls even you both know the only reason you came over was to fuck. unlike with traps who once you walk in and close the door they are just ready to go
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>>685663043
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>>685663552
Drugs make me happy
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>>685663323
> guy fucking his little daughter

Read that over and over . Once you understand fucking hang yourself.
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>>685663624
AHA . Take that.and this. And THAT.
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>>685648311
If you were an escort then you shouldn't have any problems posting nudes. So post nudes anon?
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>>685663845
Vodka makes me happy too. But i stopped that shit when I drove drunk with my children in the car. Get help before you do something irreversible >>685663914
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>>685663914
Yes please this
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>>685664244
Sorry bout the last part I misclicked.
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>>685644048
I pee a little every time I sneeze.
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>>685651854
Same every day i just Think og to Jimmy get 5g coke go to the forrest and take the coke and then hang my selv
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>>685644654
Whats important is that you feel like you do. Make peace with the frog spirit.
>>
I'm a 19 year old boy who has a crush on a 13 year old that I learned via the Internet and lives in a different country. I know her for like 1 week and I'm kept talking to her since then. She is mentally unstable and I love to cheer her up. Not interested in anything sexual tho .idk how to feel now...
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>>685664237
Why would I do that for free? I'm not looking for clients :)
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>>685662369
Nah she loved it
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>>685664090
I win my nigga.
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>>685650470
Thanks for the bedtime story anon
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>>685653041
Is your dick green? Does it have barbs and spikes? How big is it?
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i had a double kill count before i was 15 (made it hard to have friends)

i get off breaking up marriages, meet unhappy wives sweep them off their feet, give dem some meat, and get bored and get gone...usually after they divorce the guy.

i practiced psychology experiments on my step mother, sister and brother over years, all are screwed up messes and step mom od'd in 2013.

you decide.
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>>685664504
Different anon here . Cmooooon just post some pics Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease :^p
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>>685664504
But I need this anon.. I don't have shit going on for me at the moment.
>>
When i was 16, i had to pretend i was sad when my mom died so i would look normal in front of other people.
Didn't shed a tear.
>>
I made cunnilingus once.
With a dog.
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>>685664806
>Different anon here . Cmooooon just post some pics Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease :^p
I have posted them before here for whatever reason and got insulted and shit. Why put the effort in just to get shit?
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>>685664805
I see what you did there...
> no I didn't .

Thefuckyoutalkinboutnigga
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>>685664805
what kind of experiments?
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>>685664805
Noice! but whats a double kill count?
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>>685653171
Body integrity identity disorder
>>
I work janitorial and maintenance at a small private Catholic school grades k-8 and I sniff and jerkoff to the older girls dirty gym clothes and shoes. The schools so small the lockers literally do not have locks on them. Feels good. Also I find panties in the bathroom all the time. Usually dirty from menstrual blood or urine soaked.
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>2010, 18M, gaming on PC
> relative visits, brings her kid
>chubby 8F
>invite her to play with me
>She accepts, "yes Anon, I really wanna!!"
>tell her that there's only one couch to sit, and we both can't fit
>lies.gif
>she asks if she can sit on my lap
>damnthatwaseasy
>an ass on my crotch, for the first time
>feelsgodman but feelbadman
>she realizes something between her ass cheeks
>pauses for a second
>*gasp*
>keeps playing
>*phew*

And I kept hugging her, we went like that for hours. I didn't see her for years. Few months ago, my mom visited this relative. I asked her if she can send a picture of this relative and the girl. I expected a picture that everyone smiles.

Yes, everyone smiles; except her.

SHE KNOWS.
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>>685664475
like a faggot
>>
>>685664984
Ignore those faggots. I haven't seen them and I promise I won't say a negative thing about it. So post please? I'm tired af and its the only reason I'm still in this thread.
>>
>>685664903
please tell me you where the one getting it
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>>685657038
I hope your dick falls off you sick nasty fuck
>>
It seems like everyone thinks I am fine in life, have a lot of friends, earn more money than what most people at my age, and generally living a good life.

The reality is that I hate my job, I think about suicide at least once a week, and I have no friends that I can comfortably call a best or a close friend. All I want is a close relasionship with at least one person.
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>>685664811
just the one but I didn't say this shit to be an attention whore, I was answering the secret post thingy
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>>685665367
Fuckin tear that puss up! MOAR
>>
>>685654344
I thought I was straight.
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>>685665327
>I hope your dick falls off you sick nasty fuck
thissity this this
>>
>>685648311
How'd that go?
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>>685665209
i did something similar once.
>be me, 15
>have to baby sit a niece
>she's around 5
>suggest that we play a game
>sit her on my crotch while i'm laying on be
>bump up and down repeatedly

She kept asking for the ride when i was at their place a few times, don't know if their parents know or if she now understands what i did.
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>>685665209
She doesn't know shit you fucking pedo. Relax, her mom made her take the picture and the little heathen wasn't happy. End of story.
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>>685665560
>Fuckin tear that puss up! MOAR
It needs it LOL it is dreadfully neglected atm but I guess can't be helped.
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>>685665807
ignore the misspells.
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>>685657038
Fucking perv.... sick fuck
You would do it again & destroy this poor kid.
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>>685658927
m0ar?
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>>685651953
David?
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>>685665799
>How'd that go?
really good except one of last ones got choked and held against my will for a bit.
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>>685666000
>You would do it again & destroy this poor kid.
exactly
>>
I fingered my wife's sister. Probably going to fuck her too.
>>
>>685665942
Is that human?
>>
>>685665942
Why can't it be helped? And more please..:
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>>685644048
honestly, probably just me having fapped to some shit that came by on /b/
I mostly avoid gore threads now though
>>
We got a girl drunk and ran a train on her
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>>685658340
You love her you fucking idiot
>>
I am a nigger
>>
>>685666000
HELL AWAITS
>>
>>685666273
Most normal thing on here. Her sis hotter than her and is your wife a cunt?
>>
>>685666389
>Why can't it be helped? And more please..
bf and I have schedule difficulties. sorry no more, just got slammed so not into it
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>>685665942
Ignore the haters anonnette. That pussy is prime. Any socks or panties pics?
>>
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is still fresh
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>>685666000
Although that was indeed pretty fucked up, I doubt it affected her life whatsoever, its the moral media that tells us that children who are subject to this type of attention will lose their minds and go full psycho potatoe once they get older. Also checked
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>>685663914
>>685664310
what, does that make you angry? does that get your blood boiling?

you people are sheep. You get so very angry about things - and that's how you're controlled. Like the fucking tools you are.

If you care so much about little kids who've been sexually abused, go donate some money to a charity, or find a kids to adopt. Except you won't, because that's not really the bit that interests you. It's just about the anger.
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>>685659021
Another scumbag.. dirty fucking pig
>>
I've done sexual stuff with a dog
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>>685666465
Wtf? How'd you get out of your pen you filthy baboon?!?! No grits for a month boi!

Also the fucking captchas have made me hate trees and mountains....
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>>685666565
>Ignore the haters anonnette. That pussy is prime. Any socks or panties pics?
Thanks for that.. I did have one in tabi socks but not finding it
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>>685666623
nice pasta
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>>685666623
you sick fuck

but isn't this what we all are?
>>
>>685666032
Yeah, what's up?
>>
>>685666967
Please tell me youre from Texas anonnette? It would make me a happy boy if you were
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>>685666768
>go donate some money to a charity,
Actually I do, I also volunteer. You don't think risking fucking up a kids entire life for some jizz is something to be angry about? Fuck off and die
>>
Was peer-pressured into dry humping a toddler
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>>685667197
Sorry no, st louis
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>>685666690

It depends what the abuse is. Violent rape? Yeah, that will do damage. Rubbing, touching. Not as much. But still wrong. Just ask all strippers, porn sluts, hookers, etc.
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>>685661794
Do you live in PA
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>>685666768
I do donate and I'm actually going through the process of adopting a child. You are literally autistic and a piece of shit. Enjoy the nigger gang rape that's in
your very near future faggot
>>
>>685666000
ITS DOUBLE TRIPPPSSSSSSS
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>>685667421
Any boob or bush pics? You're body is bangin trust me.
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