Evalion is the true Queen of /b/ part 2.0
watch videos here: cheekyvideos.net
vote boxxy vs evalion here: http://www.strawpoll.me/10278426/
>>685608648
this is a flattering angle, but she's uggo otherwise
NO SHE ISN'T THIS IS CANCER
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>>685608648
>>685608648
There is no queen of /b/
>>685608819
C'mon man this.
I watched some of her videos yesterday and she's so cringe worthy and tried way too hard. Surely the only people who like her are 15yo edgy faggots.
Holy shit look at this. This already became a Boxxy thread.
So quickly.
Again shows the power of the true Queen.
>>685608844
>>685608886
>already going downhill
>evalion... pft
>>685608954
Can't stand her voice, and I don't understand how anyone can think it's "cute" or whatever. I just feel like punching something when I'm hearing it
>>685608844
>>685608886
So she went from 5 people searching her to 15 in the last 10 days? There is no reference other than the Tim which is only like 5 fucking minutes. Everyone knows boxxy already, no need to search her.
>always and 4ever b is for boxxy
>>685609149
I feel like the people who obsess over her are the same newfags who come here thinking /b/ is underground and hot shit
HAIL TO THE QUEEN.
>>685609110
>Searching for every Ashley and every Jones
>Implying "Ashley Jones" isn't a hideously common name
>Implying specifically Evalion isn't more known for simply Evalion
Congratulations, you know how to play with numbers a little.
>>685609172
Er... no...
>>685609387
>>685609434
Jesus Christ she's actually fucking hideous.
That's hilarious.
>>685608648
>>685608648
>those eyes
>not realizing she's a jew trying to start shit like jews do
Boxxy is the only queen here, newfriend.
Now stop worshipping this roastie because she said some racist shit on jewtube.
>>685609434
>photoshopping skin
>still ugly
Trump is a caricature of a white man portrayed by jews to lure you into a false sense of security.
>>685609387
>her eyes
>the shape of her head
>>685608837
>>685609001
>>685609111
>>685609271
>>685609330
>>685609389
>>685609464
>lock and load boyz
>lock and load
>>685609614
>>685609281
I miss being the newfag so much.
When I was like 15 and started coming here, none of my peers new what this place was, and people not being considerate and pc was all new shit to me, I loved it. I also thought it was hot shit.
Now my hand just hits ctrl+t, b and enter without expecting anything whenever I'm on the internet. I mostly don't even notice anymore.
>>685609614
I'll be damned if she isn't a smelly jew
>>685608648
She may be pretty. But boxxy gave us tits.
>>685609707
I forget to breathe when I look at this. Boxxy is flawless. It's like nature at one point decided to set the standard of perfection. Then it gave birth to Boxxy, to help every female measure how far off or close they are to something ideal.. something so drop dead beautiful that you simply can't describe it without using words of magic.
When I look at her I feel like I drown in everything that is good, some kind of substance that blocks out everything that makes the world a sad or dark place. I can only feel happy. And it's warm. The love for Boxxy that is. It's so god damn warm and pure. Fucking hell, when this girl came into existence, angels sang and as long as she is around, their song will ever resonate around the world to remind us that heaven indeed does exist.
It's all around us, since we share this universe with Boxxy.
Boxxy. My love. My everything.
>>685609387
That is a Jew.
Self-hating jew in her case. Nithing new about this. Years of therapy await her.
>>685609001
If I could land Catie W., I'd treat her right. I wouldn't be dismissive and barely there like I have been with other women in my past.
She wouldn't go a day without getting her daily foot massage. She'd know to kick off her shoes and just lay them on my lap, knowing I'd relieve some of the aches and pains.
I'd make love to her whenever possible. Hell, when I look at her pictures and think of her; my mind goes ape shit with the imaginary situations. For example: once, I was thinking of what love making would be like with Catie. In my day dream, we got butt naked and got I to bed. I mounted her and stared strait into her eyes. She spread for me and we positioned ourselves. Before we began, we chanted our love vows to each other in sync. We were both in the mood, but staring at each other in our most intimate moment, our hearts and bodies fully connected at once.
Then I snapped out of trance reeling from how real it all felt. I remembered looking into her eyes and feeling her warmth. Thinking about that day dream seems so surreal. I love Catie.
>>685609172
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Catherine Wayne. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.
Catherine Wayne really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>685609802
I heard people saw pics of Evalion shoving a dildo up her ass.
>>685609853
>>685609802
That actually isn't real my friend but i still like it.
>>685609802
>>685609802
>She may be pretty.
NO
>>685608648
Boxxy is hot. Evalion isn't hot
>>685609110
best waifu I ever had.
>>685608648
FUCK YOU,/pol/ GOT HER FIRST
>>685610055
Boxy was attractive for a while, but she's like old gum. worn out, flavorless and has a stupid haircut. Like the same wad of Hubba Bubba that's been chomped on for the last 10 years. How old is Boxxy now? 40?
Don't kid yourself. This eva lion is a good looking girl. And like Boxxy, she won't fuck any of us. So she has that going for her.
Although, as Boxxy becomes more like this G-list internet celebrity, who knows, maybe she'll let one of us have a has-been screw, just so she can feel relevant again.
>>685608648
She might me the queen of pol, but we deserve better than this.
>>685610171
If she was on /pol/ we wouldn't have a problem here.
Boxxy is forever the queen.
If we were to pick a new one though, I'd much rather it be shoeonhead than this self hating kike.
>>685610400
Evalion just looks plain average. Boxxy is irrelevant, but still hot
>>685609802
Are you retarded
>>685610400
>>685610400
Here she is in 2016 i think she still looks decent at 24.
>>685609001
I cringed
>>685608648
What's with the vapid look?
>>>/adv/
Behold the true Queen of /b/
shoeonhead is the new boxxy fam
>>685610728
>>685610728
Shoeonhead the new princess of /b/ ?
>>685610803
>>685610850
>>685610671
She's letting that VD infected gook touch her. She's gonna die of AIDS now. She's been ruined by Chow Mein Charlie.
Boxxy ain't never called nobody a nigger. And that ain't right.
>>685610869
Er, no
>>685610803
>>685611051
>>685610978
>>685610869
>>685610803
Fags who can't let go of days old. Evalion is winning with 56% gays
>>685611029
I do not think anything went on between them man they just met each other at a con in February.
>>685611121
Fake.
>>685611164
Wouldn't say perfection... Hot, but not perfect
>>685611121
You'd think the manufacturer would make more than one pair.
You know, to make a profit.
>>685611212
And he touched her. Now she's infected.
And she's not 24. She's closer to 37. She's been "the queen of b" since 2004, when she was 26 years old.
>>685611121
Shoes are different.
Same brand, graphics are off though.
Look at where the purple and green meet on the sole side at the toe end.
>>685611172
>>685611562
Can you really not see how contrived it looks when you make it an image macro?
>>685611378
I think they did. They're very popular among People Who Look Exactly Like and Camwhore Precisely Like Boxxy
>>685611567
>>685611686
YOU'RE GOING TO BURN FOR THIS
>>685611567
>>685611765
>>685611744
>newfags still trying to be oldfags
>>685609760
>>685609281
>>685609149
>>685608954
>>685608819
>samefagging this hard.
55% to 45% in favour of Evalion! Yeah baby time to move on with the times Boxxy fags. It isn't 2010 anymore. A new Queen is being crowned.
>>685611944
>>685608648
Hadn't heard of her. Went to your site. Clicked a video.. Her voice is the most annoying thing I have heard in my entire fucking love. Kys for showing me this rubbish.
>>685609214
She's so beautiful. She'll forever be our queen; the queen of /b/ and /pol/
Why can't she be Queen, she perfect for /b/
>green eyes
>beautiful
>cute
>young
>likes Hitler
>nazi girls are /b/fethish
>well kept body
>intelligent
>sexy voice
>attractive
>doesn't need make up to look beautiful
>new and fresh
>8/10
What's the problem?
>>685612425
I think we all know how this goes
Now:
>omg the new queen Evalion kek Boxxy is shit
In half a year:
>wasn't there someone called Evalilo or something a while ago some fags called queen?
>>685612502
Changed pasta since last thred
Still cringe
>well kept body
yellow teeth
>>685612188
>kys
>leafy fan detected
How old are you kid?
Go back to pol faggots. Nazis are worse than juggalos.
>>685612502
>sexy voice
>>685612502
Because shes stupid, mental and ugly. I mean cmon who the fuck sings happy birthday to a picture of hitler?
>>685612735
>newfags
>>685612792
someone trying to entertain on youtube, that's who dipshit.
>>685612707
I'm 25 and I have no idea what leafy is but you seem to know so please tell me? Also kys is used here all the time you pleb.
>>685612932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-x6PAopTjE
>>685608648
>Trump 2016
>Evalion 2016!!!
MAGA!!!
>>685609387
Dat gas.
>>685608886
>2016
Made me laugh.
THE STRAWPOLL HAS SETTLED THIS. EVALION IS THE NEW QUEEN OF /B/.
BOTH CANCEROUS NEWFAGS AND AUTISTIC NECKBEARD OLDFAGS HAVE BEEN BTFO.
BOXXXY IS A RETARDED, UGLY SLUT. EVALION IS BETTER IN EVERY WAY. RESPECT YOUR QUEEN EVALION OR FUCK OFF BACK TO LEREDDIT, NIGGERS AND AUTISTS.
>>685608648
boxxy is old and chubs right now and doesn't make an appearance any more so lost my vote
>>685612874
>entertain
oldfag here. Boxxy is so ugly. she's like some sort of ugly spic, she's so brown and totally lacking any sort of attractive features. Her videos were so cringy and autistic as well.
>>685612792
That's exactly what /b/ would do, fuck face. Celebrate Hitler birthday is what /b/
Did
>newfag detected
>>685612826
I've been here since before your parents let you on the internet, child.
>>685613198
>doesn't make an appearance any more
>>685613198
damn who's that? boxxy's gotten hot.
>>685613036
Got up to the word "to" and noped the fuck out. What did I just say? That voice is fucking horrific. WYDD?
>>685613093
Sperglord?
>>685613093
Back to pol retard. We don't want your kind here, and are generous enough to allow you a board. Don't make us remove that privilege.
>>685613432
yeah if you support boxxy.
>>685613390
she's such a disgusting spic. kys faggot.
>>685613359
Wut? Now you're just going full Retard mode
>>685613093
>>685613354
Mmmno. Revisionist history.
>>685613533
>newfag detected
holy shit are you cancerous. You also speak like if you're the owner of the site. hahaha you're just a retarded 12 year old kid, shut the fuck up, you don't decide anything about this board you piece of shit faggot.
>>685613363
what she lose that extra few pounds?
you know she'll just put it right back on like every fattie ever
>>685613566
Stop being a racist child.
>>685613566
>>685613569
I've been on Chans before 4chan existed. Go away, you are unwelcome here.
>>685613760
>child
Who the fuck says child on /b/ newfag?
>>685613735
You are the cancer, here, and in the world, and will be expunged.
boxxy memes are so retarded. She never even did anything, it's just a few (something like 4 or 5) autists fell in love with her retarded videos and started spamming her everywhere.
Boxxy doesn't even do anything interesting in her videos, at least this nazi bitch does say some interesting stuff.
You basically had to be autistic to find Boxxy's videos interesting.
>>685613953
Intelligent people when they are speaking to them, as I am now.
>>685613900
Oh you're not a newfag, you're just Retarded that makes sense
Only pre-teen edgy white trash fags like this cumskin slut.
>>685614280
Correct.
>>685614280
are you talking about boxxy you gay boy? boxxy is life.
HEIL BOXXY
>>685614280
>>685614102
No. It just make sound like a twat, trying to be mature on /b/
>back to Tumblr with you
>>685614280
I'm 42, married father of 3, have a high paying job, and I love boxxy since that first time I laid eyes on her 5 years ago. You're a humongous douchbag faggot.
All Heil the true queen, Jessi Slaughter.
May we all eat delicious roast beef sandwiches to show our loyalty.
How to attract edgy faplords.
>/thread
>>685614227
I was here on the first day, and will be on the last. You are nothing. Not only here, but in life. The pathetic racist, homophobic, and sexist worldview you were unfortunately raised in is crumbling. Your hillbilly family is a joke. Your political party is in shambles. You and those like you will not exist in a hundred years, as with all previous forms of bigotry and hatred. You are archisc and no longer needed.
>>685614543
Bullshit
>>685614512
Sure thing kiddo.
>>685614543
>father of 3
Pics of children or it didn't happen
The true queen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjOEcyBmzqY
>>685609937
Gon' make some popcorn
>>685614797
fuck rose
>>685614678
holy shit is this a copypasta? what a fucking fag
hahahahahah
>>685614928
Jesus was white. Boxxy the ugly spic is a brown ugly shit, like the one I took this morning.
>>685614877
Who?
>>685608844
VOTE FOR THE OLD QUEEN, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE STILL OUT THERE
https://youtu.be/rmFHKWfooGs
>>685614917
No, it's called being a worthwhile human and being tired of the pathetic fuckery that goes on here.
>>685614788
>>685614757
I am though. I participated in the Boxxy wars and we won. I helped with ascii art creation, and we raped all the faggots who wouldn't accept our Queen Boxxy.
I love her so much, she's so beautiful.
>>685615071
>ugly
>>685609172
>>685615071
Lol. You're trying too hard
>>685614678
You're not racist, sexist or homophoic on /b/? You need to lurk edgy newfag.
>>685609690
>>685614543
You sound like a fucking loser mate
>>685608648
Neither are Queen
True queen is Bailey Jay
neithero of these cumdumpsters are queen ya fools....
pay homage to Chloe
>>685610048
>>685615358
Correct. Chans are for putting aside our differences and coming together, not pathetic hatred. Back to pol with you.
>>685615205
Well how about you fuck off back to tumbr or reddit you retarded fag? Over there no one can hurt your feelings.
I'm pretty sure this is bait though, or you're just an SJW fag.
>>685615071
>Jesus was white
this entire thread, and all threads like this are cringe.
>>685615239
Wtf! I would hate to think how you're children turn out!
>>685615508
>tfw you never etc etc
>>685615565
>tumbr or reddit
>SJW
>>685615565
How about no. I don't care about my feelings, I care about the future of the world. Racism, sexism, homophobia, religion, bigotry, are all bad. Mmmkay? Now go study for your test on Monday.
>>685615747
>>685615824
>>685615078
Sauce?
chloe is queen faggots.
cracky can be second in charge
>>685615998
Not bait. It's okay to be a good person, it really is.
>>685615544
Only cucks believe in multiculturalism, it's destroying our way of life
Real Chads are the western men
>Multiculturalism=end of the human race
>>685615419
don't make me bring out the ascii art. you'll get memed on faggot.
>>685609688
She's a faggot. Evalion forever nigger.
>>685608648
Made a better poll faggor
http://www.strawpoll.me/10280782
>>685611944
>again
/b/ was never good, this board is why 4chan is full of mainstream normies now
>>685616134
Adhominem woo. You are wrong. Some ideologies, like the majority of Islam, and yours, are incompatible with the future. You will either evolve or be left behind.
>not including chloe on queen poll
>not realizing your mitsakes
>>685612735
This
>>685616360
Don't forget the "true scotsman" fallacy
>>685616387
Get that swine, OUTTA THE HOUSE, JONNY!
>>685615890
Fuck yeah anon, do that again pls
>>685616537
frig off randy
>>685616191
>>685616611
Frig yourself ya friggin idiot!
>>685616645
Boxxy i rael queen
Fukk off wannabe fuckwits
>>685616553
>>685616282
Evalion is still winning that one. When will you neckbeards realize that Evalion is our queen? no one else will ever be.
>>685616560
Alright. Done ranting at you children. Go back to doing what you do best, contributing nothing of value to society. Just know, you can change. There is a better way to live. There is light at the end of the tunnel. You can either join us on the other side, or be left in darkness.
>>685616806
>Doesn't even frequent the board
K.
>>685616822
boxxy is fat, she has never, and will never look like that.
>>685616822
holy shit you're the best
>>685616756
>>685616731
>>685616839
Boxxy?
>>685616974
>The 5th Wave was shit
Yes.
>>685616931
It's a shoop retard. God damn are you stupid, and this is coming from the anon that just posted this.
>>685608819
Like boxies any better
>>685616806
>evalion winning
>50/50 between "noone cares" and "Boxxy/Catie"
>>685616992
Sure. It's truly irrelevant as long as /b/ doesn't become /pol/.
>>685617091
>50/50
are you retarded?
>>685616923
>boxxy is fat
>This thread
>>685617146
it already is you autistic sperglord. Evalion is Queen of /b/ and /pol/. We are one.
>>685616191
>>685616645
>>685617367
The fuck is this? Boxxy forever.
>>685617276
You are none.
>>685617168
>>685617478
nice shoop. Evalion has 2 votes.
>>685617448
BOXXY IS DEAD
CHLOE IS THE ONE TRUE KING OF /b/
>>685617599
3 now.
>>685617367
>>685608837
Your mom is cancer
>>685617660
>>685617660
>>685617367
Who the fuck is that.
>>685615239
>I participated in the Boxxy wars
>and I love boxxy since that first time I laid eyes on her 5 years ago
>>685617660
Lol you'e so small
>>685617786
>>685617829
>>685617478
>>685608648
when you try to cheat to win
>>685617962
Mmmm....
Boxxy my bae
>>685618089
>>685618184
I fukked her IRL
>>685614050
>4 or 5
she used to be the most popular youtuber in the world because of /b/
>butthurt newfag
I hate niggers, so I think I'll go with Evalion. I don't care if she's attractive or not.
Boxxy is half nigger, and Chloe has fucked niggers, so Evalion it is then.
>>685608837
Jew detected, heat up the ovens.
>>685618190
>>685618287
>implying
>>685609937
Catherine Wayne looks ugly af now a days tho
Bush did votes
>>685618367
>she used to be the most popular youtuber in the world because of /b/
that's not even remotely true. hahahahahahahaha you're such a retard.
>>685618369
I gave her buttlove
last image for the true queen Chloe
>>685608648
Why haven't there been any raids on Onision or CuckyIsHere yet?
>>685618467
Only massive fucktards change their volume while making a screenshot
>>685615071
kekkest of all the keks in the kekkeliscious world
jesus was middle-eastern
and probably a goatfucker like the rest of them
kill yourself hillbilly faggot
>>685610725
this.
christine chandler, true queen of /b/.
>>685618743
shut and suck my boxxy clit, dipshit.
>>685610728
nah man, too "not-memey". She's fucking hot and has good views tho
image limit reached, new thread
>>>685619486
>>>685619486
>>>685619486
>>685619323
my grandpa was a nazi thank you very much.
He was a high ranking officer too
>>685610055
Evalion's ancestors were VERY hot
>>685608648
Man, the nostalgia I get when someone mentions Boxxy