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If you don't smoke cigarettes you're a beta cuck

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If you don't smoke cigarettes you're a beta cuck
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>>685481735
K
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ok m8
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>>685481735
>tfw smoking a pack everyday

cigs are horrible
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>>685481735
Yeah that makes sense.
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>>685481735
fag?
>go outside
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>>685481735
I do smoke cigs, but I usually limit it two 1 to 3 a day, i know it's bad for you, just like pretty much everything else, but I've got nothing to live for, smoking gives you a high, it gets rid of stress, it fucking tastes amazing if you got some good cigs, a cig with coffee and good breakfast fuck it's so good. it curbs your appetite and helps you drop a few pounds.
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>>685481945
you cant /thread your own post newfag
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>>685482642
This
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>cigarettes

disgusting m8
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Do these count?
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I smoke a pack and a half of Marlboro full flavors a day and even I'll say that's just not correct.
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>>685482965
No menthol suck
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I maybe a beta cuck but at least I don't have a lung cancer.
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>>685481735
OK, I mean...if you say so
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>>685483269
Fuck you I like menthol. I also smoke the original and full flavor Cheyennes though, the menthols just happen to be what I have at the moment.
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best cigarettes you smoked?
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Id rather be a Beta Male
>than a zulu male ciggy fag like you
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>>685481735
Yes so beta considering you smokers would be out of breath in 15 seconds if you ever got in a fight
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>>685483283
Enjoy your prostate cancer and AIDS from all the dicks that get put up your ass faggot
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>>685481735
Good thing i smoke marlboro blacks them
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>>685484751
I'm a smoker. I can run a mile in 8 mins and consistently run about 20 miles a week. Smoking kills your stamina as much as sitting on a PC and batching about other people
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>>685481735
Have fun dying of cancer faggot
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>>685484922
No it doesn't it fills your lungs with tar and other garbage
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If you don't suck on at least 30fags a day you're a faggot.
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>>685485591
That's actually true
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>>685481735
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>>685481735
Im not weak
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>tfw wanting to be a beta cuck
Smoking is fucking great, but you feel better without it (you know, after like 2 months)
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>>685486213
This

to be honest I loved smoking but the effect it had on my lungs was horrible, I'd cough alot and wheeze whenever I breathed so I had to quit

>tfw couldn't breathe without it sounding like im blowing a whistle
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>after metal
>after sex
>before taking a shit
Its expensive, bad for your health and you cant smoke anywhere anymore. But fuck, any of those 3 above is worth trying at least a couple times during life
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>>685486633
What's a metal
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>>685486633
>after metal
U mean after a Bathory gig?
Smoking after a meal is great tho
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>>685481735
good luck smelling like shit OP
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>>685486922
Cigs smell good
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>>685481735
Talk to me in 40 years when you lose a lung fuccboi
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>>685481735
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why anyone smokes cigarettes where weed is legal baffles the mind. Weed is safer, the high is better, it's cheaper, c'mon!
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>>685481735
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>if I don't kill myself slowly
>if I don't give myself cancer
>if I don't prematurely age my skin
>if I don't rot my teeth out
>if I don't enjoy the smell of cancer
>if I don't want to waste hundreds of dollars on cancer causing sticks

I'm a cuck.

No.

Because no.
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>>685488419
>hundreds

I wish it was only hundreds I spend 4k a year on cigs
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>>685488138
Maybe because tobacco and cannabis arent the same thing?
>why anyone would drink beer if there is orange juice
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>>685489030
Lold but you're right
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>>685489030
Poor argument. Beer is an alcoholic beverage. Orange juice isn't. If you want a 'high' drinking orange juice won't do that.
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Does anybody roll tabacco here? I can get a really cheap tobacco and ship it to people. I'm thinking about selling it online. Would anybody consider buying it?
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>>685489187
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>>685489030
nicotine and THC are both drugs
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>>685489891
>nicotine is a drug

maybe to some little wimp
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>>685489891
>>685489281

But not the same one, thats the fucking point
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>>685490037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotine

>stimulant drug
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>>685490136
nicotine and THC are closer than beer and orange juice
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>>685490248
Ok
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>>685484752
Actually stimulating your prostate is a good prevent measure against a prostate cancer so...I wouldn't be so sure about all that stuff you've just tried to get over to me.
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>>685490136
WTF! nobody said they're the same. Weed is just better!
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What? No, I can't cook
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>>685481735
if you don't VAPE you're a beta cuck
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>>685481735
Smoking is kind of wearing out your facial skin. Instead of getting wrinkles and fine lines in your early thirties you're going to get them in your mid twenties. Enjoy your shittly look man.
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>>685481735
Guess I'm a "beta cuck!". But remember...I really want you to enjoy the following

-Coughing up brown or even reddish goo every morning.
-Smelling like a walking form of cancer and disease everywhere you go
-Having difficulty running or jogging more than 3 minutes.
-Likely dying by the age of 50 (most people live to 80, but, you're so cool you can shave 30 yrs., right?)
-Taking forever to heal an injury that happens to your hands or feet.
-Heart Disease. This may not kill you, but, the heart attack you will likely suffer one day will.
-Being secretly hated by all your non-smoking co-workers for taking 20 smoke breaks a day.
-Being secretly hated by all your non-smoking friends for leaving or delaying events, dates, and parties because "you have to grab a smoke" or "go for a quick walk" (which means you're smoking).
-Hiding it from your kids constantly so they don't end up a pathetic, hacking, and slowly dying lunger like you.
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>>685490769
How so? I smoke around 45 cigarettes a day and my skin is fine
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>>685490769
NOT IF YOU START IN YOUR MID TWENTIES
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Would anyone consider buying 200 grams of tobacco for 20€? I'm thinking about selling it online.
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Almost forget about teeth. Smoking also damages the enamel of your teeth.
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>>685481735
My grandmother smoked 2 packs of Doral 100's (soft pack). She started when she was 14. She died of old age when she was 92. The only reason I quit is because I started disliking the taste and smell.
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>>685491030
Not if you have fake teeth
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>>685491101
*a day.
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Smokers taste like shit when you kiss them, reason enough not to.
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>>685481735
Go outside op
You're a faggot
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>>685490903
> I smoke around 45 cigarettes a day and my skin is fine

What is wrong with you dude? Anyway how long have you been smoking?
>>685490931
good one lol
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>>685481735
Okay keep killing yourself, literally. Go smoke your boyfriends dick while your at it
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>>685491222
Who kisses? That's beta as fuck
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>>685481735
so your saying that if we dont have an oral fixation on smoking fags, we're the beta cucks...
you dont logic much
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>>685491285
What do you mean? And ive been smoking around 2 years
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Somebody is samefagging here a lot. Probably OP.
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