I graduate high school today. ask me anything. pic related:

>>685257329

what's the significance in that patronizing tattoo on your chest?

>>685257329
faggot

The moustache its too gay... Are you?

>>685257329
>ask me anything

Why you look like such a faggot hipster?

>>685257543
i don't think you know what the word patronizing means

>>685257543
AND PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET ANYMORE, YOU DUMBFUCK

>>685257772

>something can't be patronizing because I say so

>>685257329
Can I ride your moustache?

>>685257823

kek, nice stache goof

Freddie Mercury,
IS THAT YOU?!!

take better care of yourself man. you look like shit.

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>>685257597
lmao no, I shaved recently bc fuck it why not

>>685257329
Ooooh yeah big boy. The moar you resist, the harder I get

>>685258147
thought I was doing alright but I guess not. any suggestions?

>>685257329
i think i know you. do you live in texas?

>>685258244

18? should have no problem buying alcohol if you're not retarded

>>685258500
lol nope

>>685258499
Yes. Be less gay

>>685258566
vodka is my friend

>>685258566
Too bad I am retarded

>>685258499

get some sun, eyebrows, the goal is to look younger. you wouldn't get id'd in my state and we check everything before 39 lol. maybe it's dna but you look like youve done 3 tours in iraq and now have any oxy addiction.

>>685258936

He doesn't look mid 30s or older. He does look 25ish.

Hey guys OP here. Thanks for all the advice but I have a lineup of men waiting to get their cocks sucked and fondled. Looks like I'll be away for a while, until my dirty loose asshole can satisfy all the BBC niggers outside

>>685258936
goddamn.
I can't do much with my eyebrows, it's fucking genetic. cursed with caterpillars. I'll be working a lot this summer, most likely in the field, so that takes care of the lack of sun.

>>685257329
I saw this same pic in a faces of b thread

>>685259328
Prove that you're OP.
>you're not, so you can't

Faggot.

>>685259328
fucking kek

>>685259479
yeah that was me

>>685259657
Good answer.

>>685259657
Well shave your mustache makes you look a little creepy I bet you'd be handsome without it

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>>685258936
I mean I know I look rough, but 40?

>>685259999

Quads of truth

>>685259999
I actually look my age when I don't have facial hair so I'll probably just grow the beard back out again

>>685260111
Trips don't lie either

>>685260079
show us your dick, shia.

>>685257679
because I'm an original special snowflake

>>685260079
where the hell do they have schools that keep candies and detached soap dispensers in the bathroom?

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>>685260289
Guess my age

>>685260523
that's my church bub

>>685260622
you're either 17 or 23

>>685260684
What's 9+8

>>685260401
roll quints and I'll post dick

>>685257329
show boipussy or cock

>>685260799
one of those Viking descendant motherfuckers who can grow a beard at age 14

What was it like playing that guy in Gladiator

>>685260622
Bam?

>>685261028
Russell or Joaquin?

>>685260079
You look like a faggot

Do you have an actual plan, or are you just going to wing it like most of everyone else on here.

>>685261208
No reese witherspoon he ws johnny cash too

>>685261027
Lol no I'm actually 21

>>685261295
Joaquin

>>685261284
we talking bout life or this thread?

I'm 28 aND I look younger than you, start working out and stop eating garbage because you look like an aged faggot

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>>685261374
NO with her spoon

>>685257329
whats wrong with your face?

>>685260858
dubs or trips fagget

>>685260622
11000009001

>>685261459
he has a hair lip dont be autistic

>>685261431
>mfw I work out twice a week, drink strictly water, count my calories

>>685257329
how many years were u held back?

>>685260799
3.50

>>685258244
how many dicks have you ate today?

>>685261584
none, I'm 18 since January

>>685261431
No one knows who you are talking to

>>685261619
i 'ate' one last week actually lmao. My girlfriend's fuckbuddy is one crazy mofo lol.

>>685257329
you're like 23-24 years old. Why are you just now graduating from high school?

>>685261619
the only fish I've had today was catfish

>>685260079
HAHAHAHA
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT OP COULDNT GET ANY GAYER, IT'S ALL-NEW EXTRA GAY OP

>>685261751
I'm actually 18, since January

>>685257845
No. the fag has autism for Morpheus Reddit memes

>>685261876
you're too sweet, I think my heart is melting

>>685261751
i went to school late and was held back twice, i'm only 21, just turned.

>>685257329
I though Freddie Mercury was dead...

>>685262047
I'm Freddie Venus

>>685257329
Really, really, really, OP you could not look like any more of a smug little faggot

Please, take my word, you are a queer whether you realize it or not

>>685262590
writing this down in my memories journal

>>685262590
Fuck off dude post a pic of yourself man..hating on me because i cud fuck your bitch, fuck off bro damn lmao

Do you swallow

>>685260079
Your faggot look might have passed in high school, but you're going to get torn up in the real world. I hope your not going to college in your condition. You should probably enlist.

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>>685263004
who hurt you bud?

>>685258244
This one is the most troubling. This is clearly OP thinking he looks some kind of country macho. But really he looks like a reverse trap, like probably there's a secret vagina down there.

I legitimately feel bad for this kid :(

>>685263140
buddy pal if I'm posting pictures of myself on /b/ do you really think I think highly of myself?

>>685262770
Yeah, if my bitch loved disgusting eyebrows. You keep the mustache and manbun to distract the eye from your deformity. Just shape those brows, and get rid of those assbag distractions. Then you'll be Mr. Fuckyobitch

>>685263359
Lmao your really mad, your bitch considering she's even a 6/10 would suck my cock and let me nut in her mouth just in time for her to run back home to you and kiss you goodnight. Pussy again, post a pic of yourself

>>685263570
are you OP?

>>685263102
Your sense of entitlement hurt me. I'm trying to save you a real life comeuppance.
Wake up.

>>685257329
why is your chin so weird and purple OP?
Are you really straining to make that face or something? If so, God why?

I had to zoom way in cause I thought itmight be that ugly purple-face baby image people post shopped onto your face

Kill yourself.

>>685263656
>mfw someone judges my entire life based on a shitty selfie

>>685257329
>image.jpg

Friendly reminder that this has been posted from an Apple mobile device and you can close the thread and let it 404, folks. Meanwhile, I'll sage it. No need to thank me, just doing my friendly bit to make this board great again.

>>685263651
yes i'm op, who else?

>>685263842
good question. might be cancer, I'll check it out

>>685263570
Nah, I'm just in roast mode. My 6/10, and all of her 7/10 friends, would dry up at the thought of your manbun, forget the rest.

>>685263935
prove that you're OP
>you're not, so you can't

>>685263323
Apparently. You did make a whole thread congratulating yourself on the most basic of accomplishments, with your femme baby blues all zoomed in on and a twisted up face

>>685264101
i'm not posting a dick pic or selfie for you to jack off to, sorry dude

>>685264136
where'd i do that at
how'd I miss that?

>>685263871
We're judging you on a series of gayass selfies and ridiculous posts, not just the original image.

You're terrible OP, just terrible

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The only way to have a mustache

>>685264430
eh, yeah, you're right

Guys c'mon, leave him alone. If OP needs to try-hard to make up for a 5/10 face thats his business, not yours

>>685264555
trips means dik pik faggot

>>685263871
3 shitty selfies. Your nose is not proportional to your face. First thing you should do with your field work money is get a rhinoplasty. Second is laser off those eyebrows and get some tattooed in like an old woman.

>>685264555
there you got trips, now show us the meatus

>>685257329
how did you graduate high school if youre retarded?

>>685257329
Do you have insomnia, or an addiction problem?

>>685264727
I could definitely see that improving his face. First good constructive comment in the thread

>>685264802
asking myself the same question

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>>685257329
why are your ears so small?

>>685264941
I had just woken up after drinking the night before if that tells you anything

>>685257329
When do you graduate?

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>>685257329
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

>>685264727
Nothing worse than faggots on /b/ trying to throw around aesthetic advice and say whos ugly, what do you look like to be judging qtpie op like that?

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>top kek

>>685265218
in 13 hours

>>685265219
not with eyebrows like that

>>685257329
ayyyy same

>>685265459
congrats dude. you honor grad or nah

>>685265294
cant tell if genuine or extreme sarcasm

>>685265185
Yeah, it tells me that when you drink, your face bloats. I assume you'll be drinking more in the next few years. You should grow that beard back in to cover it up.

>>685257329
How many decades were you held back and are you gonna wear your special helmet in your senior photos?

>>685265695
genuine

>>685265294
I look like someone with standard eyebrows, no facial hair, and no manbun. I also don't post my picture on 4chan, with the foreknowledge that it's going to be scrutinized.

>>685265708
actually been sober over a month so far

>>685265960
thanks man <3

>>685266284
:^)

>>685266284
you get request for dick pics for a reason btw

>>685266142
You work a program? You're 18. It will be very hard to keep that sobriety.

>>685266824
last time was a very bad experience

>>685266284
HAHAHA OH WOW NOW OP IS LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH QUEERS THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT SEEING HIS DICK

they'll say anything man, dont fall for it. Youre not cute and your face is shit

>>685266692
I just got ripped a new one by some virgin faggots and now you want to see my dick?

>>685267107
90% chance you look better than them anyway which is why they're trying so hard to point out your flaws, who cares?

>>685257329
>>685265140

jajajaja that's TOO funny. Like black and white twins

>>685257329
Does your boyfriend treat you right?

>>685267107
>>685267311

Can't tell if b8 or OP is samefagging....

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>>685267537
neither

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>>685267695
>>685267537
oops

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>>685258244
You look like Rob from ThreadBanger

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>>685257329
How old are you? 21? Took you that long to graduate dumbass. Congrats.

>>685267963
minus the fact that he looks decent, doesn't have a mustache, and his eyebrows don't dominate his face

>>685260079
Lose the damn man bun and dress better tbh fampai

>>685266988
Google "euphoric recall". Fear will only sober you for some time.

...Not to mention you're probably going to drink again to forget your weird face, faggot.

>>685267695
>>685267796

OP this is true loyalty here. This guy is willing to put up with your face and even defend it online, just to see your weiner

I think he's earned it, dont you?

>>685268461
I doubt I'll stay sober forever, but I definitely know my limit now. I don't plan on drinking again until it's legal

>>685268619
im not tryin to see his weiner but it'd be cool

>>685268619
everyone in agreeance of wanting to see my wiener?

>>685268910
I'm not trying to be gay but it'd be cool

>>685268965
Cant be any worse than your douche face

>>685269031
i like dicks among other things but it's not why i proved i wasn't samefagging or being nice to op

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Guys! GUYS! I found a pic if OP's dad!

The resemblance is uncanny from the waist down

>>685258244
>wearing gay ass fuccboi instagram shirts
lel to be lame again

>>685260079
did you photoshop your nose?
I can tell from the shading, and having seen quite a few shops in my time

>>685257329
kys

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fuck it

>>685270078
is it fully hard? nice though

>>685270078
ok now this thread has just taken a turn for the tragic

I take it all back OP, your face is o.k. and you dont seem like an idiot.

>>685270297
bout as hard as I can get in front of a camera

>>685270078
botched shave job
small dry-skin weiner
disgustingly long toes

3.5/10

>>685270078
I like your toes

>>685270078
matches your face - utterly unremarkable

I hope you date a good liar, someone who can make you feel goid about yourself

>>685270078
OK WOW NOW "STRAIGHT" OP IS HARD FOR HIS IN-THREAD BOYFRIEND, COULD THIS SHIT GET ANY FUNNIER?!

>>685270078
average dick and fit looking thighs, would deepthroat

>>685270906
lmao I used to wrestle

>>685270695
thanks b. I use them to walk

Itt: ugly jealous virgins

>>685269998
not answering means yes! Ha! I knew it...

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I'd fuck you bro, no homo

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i graduated highschool 3 years ago

its all down hill from here

ITT: Tell OP he's pretty and he'll do any gay thing you ask

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>>685271153
buddy I wish my nose was photoshopped

>>685271269
4 years outta high school currently and still have very high hopes

>>685260622
You're 21 and already have forehead wrinkles lol you people have some horrible genetics

>>685271276
that's how the real world works, right?

OP you are so handsome and kewl

now post a pic of your butthole please

>>685271269
That's why you're supposed to go to college moron

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>>685271385

>>685271418
I'm at university

its shit

everything is shit

>>685271334
I really didnt think you could look any faggier....but wow, this is almost sexy. Like a trap thread.

you need a real man to teach you some things honey?

>>685271527
if you call me cute I'll post a video of me getting fucked by a dog. but don't worry, I'm straight