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ITT: We rate on scale 1-10 how douchebag name you've got!

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ITT: We rate on scale 1-10 how douchebag name you've got!
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Matt
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>>685096806
>6
Joshua
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Eric
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>>685096885
2
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>>685096885
11

Riley?
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>>685096869
4
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Kristian
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>>685096971
0
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>>685096281
Derek
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David
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>>685096281
Sullivan
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>>685096281
Arctureus
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>>685096971
1
>>685097014
0
>>685097069
8
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Ayden
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>>685096281
Jeremy
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>>685097136
9
>>685097147
2
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Ancello
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>>685097093
2
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>>685097147
10
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>>685096281
Michael
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Sean
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Antonio
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>>685096281
Taylor
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>>685096281
Milton
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>>685097253
0
>>685097259
10
>>685097261
3
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>>685097226
Good to know having an uncommon name makes me a douche. Thanks.
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>>685097259
7.5
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>>685096281
Chad
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>>685097261
5 on the chulo scale
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Ira
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Chris
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>>685097303
>Jeremy
>uncommon
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>>685097303
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>>685097417
5
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>>685096281
Leo
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Marcel
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>>685096281
Pussies Destroyer, thats my name.
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>>685097463
-1
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Matt 6, Joshua 4, Eric 9, Riley 1, Kristian 3, Derek 7, David 5, Sullivan 6, Arctureus? 3, Ayden 7
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Joshua
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>>685097303
haha i linked it with the ex top gear show presentator nothing personal m8
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>>685097463
4
Daniel
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King
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>>685097533
Fair enough.

Check'd, btw.
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Alec
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>>685097481
3
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>>685097515
Thanks.
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Theofilos
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>>685097607
4
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Justin
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>>685097356
>>>685096281 (OP)
>Chad
19.5/10
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chad or maddox
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Sid
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>>685097284

Milton is a great, classic name 2/10

>>685097356

Chad is about as bad as it gets 9.10

>>685097531
Joshua is a polarizing name. Either cool guy or complete tool. 5/10


Mine: Stefan
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>>685097607
Security Guard/10
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alex
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>>685097576
10
Tyan
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>>685097716
13/10
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>>685097780
why a 10?
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>>685097780
10/10
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>>685097766
thank you and check em
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Tyrone
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Gage
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>>685097766
Gay bottom/10
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Dwight
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>>685097871
>your fucking name is King dude
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Salvador
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Andrew, Drew, Andy

>>685097607

Cool name
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>>685097938
That's a solid 8, barely even a human name
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>>685097981
That's an abstract kind of douche
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>>685098020
Damn....
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>>685097871
because this
>>685097963
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>>685097963
what if I told you i have a hoodie a crown on the back?
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>>685097927
100/10
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>>685097037
Over 9000
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>>685098088
I would have to start to wonder why you haven't been retroactively aborted yet
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>>685097941

thanks chad
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Zach?
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>>685098043
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>>685097356
>Chad/10

Tim
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Johnson
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>>685097927
Nigger/10
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>>685098177
haha thanks dude

you probably wont believe me but i have a friend who tells me i'm too nice
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>>685098245
0/10
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>>685098177
chekd and kekd
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Elijah
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>>685098297
Freely distributing oral sex has that effect on people
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Gaylord
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>>685098403
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Brian
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>>685098403
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>>685098291
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Patrick
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>>685098403
that's funny. would you like pictures of my girlfriend?
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>>685098539
And your point is...?
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Timmy
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>>685098579
timestamp, faggot.
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Finn
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>>685096885
I fucking hate Eric 8/10
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Jason
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>>685098569
the least scumbag name I know, Patrick sounds like a guy that guts fish
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>>685098579
>letting strangers masturbate to his girlfriend to prove that he doesn't suck dick
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>>685098687
7/10
>Anthony
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>>685096281
Gard
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>>685098579
Show us the dick
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>>685097014
I spell my name with a 'y' . Krystian
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>>685098646
i'm afraid i can't give you timestamp now but feel free to reverse image search. i have more.
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>>685096281
George
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Austin
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>>685098901
6/10
Anders
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>>685098832
Holy shit
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>>685098837
Dump moar...give us noodz...
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Josh
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>>685098708
I can live with that.
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>>685099014
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>>685099152
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Alexandre
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Hans
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Daniel
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>>685096281

That guy got fat........ter
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>>685098512
8
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>>685099306
pipes/10
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>>685099186
any tits or pussy?
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>>685097259
8
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Shane
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>>685097267
9
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>>685096281
Daniel
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Doug
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>>685098177
Because his mom named him King. She WANTED this of him! She is the real problem, here. Poor King is just a victim of circumstance.
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>>685099412
kinda. i have this.
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>>685099483
My middle name.
I give it a 3
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Marcus
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>>685096281
I never use my real name publicly and get mad when people call me anything but my nickname: Wolfgang. Yeah... my real first name on my birth certificate and photo ID is Wolfgang. So, 9 maybe?
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>>685099582
2.5
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>>685099582
bc
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>>685097373
Do you mean cholo?
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Luke
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>>685096281
Alexander
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>>685099552
beggars can't be choosers... thanks, anon. You've made an originalfag happy.
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>>685099582
>3
Maximilian Alexaner
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chuck
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Joseph
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>>685097517
How are David and matt higher then Kristian
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>>685099728
Solid 10
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>>685099728
Are your parents billionaires? if so about a 3, if not then about an 8
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>>685099694
no problem man. i'm not as douchey as my name
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>>685099360
Are you referencing what I think you're referencing?
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Dongus
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Daniel
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Gavin
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Braden
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Chadhwin
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>>685099896
yes sir
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>>685099903
sex toy/10
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>>685098748
This
When will cucks learn
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>>685099903
Dingus/10
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>>685099854
yo, you've got my respect.
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>>685099930
vans/10
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Peder
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>>685099694
You can't call yourself an originalfag you fag
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Nathan Drake
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>>685100126
WorstMemeOfAllTime/10
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>>685098755
5/10
>Kevin
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>>685100110
And all it took was the violation of his gfs trust and privacy
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Dick
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JAMES
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>>685096281
Sigmund
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>>685100174
>can't call myself what I am

you need to troll moar

bitch
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>>685100271
But nudes amirite
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kane
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>>685100199
bout a 99/10
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>>685100311
Original Newfag/10
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>>685100032
My dad used to sing that to me when I was kid and I sang it to him the night he died in hospital. That song has so much sentimental value to me it's insane
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>>685100271
And you're the authority on morality?

Sit down and shut up.
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>>685100271
nah she enjoys the attention. she a freak mayne
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Patches
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Richard. I'm not a douche right guys?
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Marshall
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Jamie
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>>685100446
Just spitting facts brah
>>685100341
Yes you are
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>>685099816
woudln't call them Billionaires but they are not exactly poor :P
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Dylan
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>>685100538
5
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>>685100538
5, really depends tho
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>>685100537
Dog name/10 but it gives character. This is now a name rate thread.
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>>685100411
shows what you know

>>685100587
and eh
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>>685100569
15/10
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>>685100690
All I want is love
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Thorbjørn

Cmon im thor
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>>685100689

hint: Trusty
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You'd think John would be here.

My name : John
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>>685100629
4/20
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>>685100607
Nice n specific

>not billionaires - not poor
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>>685100781
Why? Where does it hurt.
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>>685100781
Thoorbajoorn/10
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>>685100607
>:P
that emoticon creeps me the fuck out
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Chris
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>>685100844
Mfw John was lurking the whole time and I have no tendies to offer him
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>>685100942
:D why brodudeman it's just an emoticon XD
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>>685101021
Family Guy/10
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Stephen
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Dave
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>>685101091
Fry/10
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>>685101091
Autistic Steven/10
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>>685101116
cooking marijuana cakes/10
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>>685101041
shut up you fuckin creep
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Tomasz/Tomek
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>>685101140
>>685101146
>>685101186
When did numbers become obsolete/10?
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>>685097284
Tennessee?
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>>685101186

Jack
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>>685101311
After quantum computers became household items everything other than that was obsolete.
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Maybe it's just because I knew a guy named chad, but I find that name insanely douchey, I want to punch it
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>>685097147
100
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>>685101491
I knew a guy named Chad. Great guy.
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>>685099193
>Alexandre
>re

10/10

>>685099673
1/10
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>>685101553
Yea, the only guy I knew named Chad was actually pretty cool.
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>>685096869
8
>>685097356
10
Filipp
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Dominic
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So, dumm question, and I know this is b so I'm not expecting any super insightful answers, but from a psychological point of view, how do we all find the same names douchey, I mean obviously we can't all have the same experiences, is it just something about pronunciation? I don't know, it just occurred to me how mind blowing it is, seems dumb but if you really think about, just the fact that we give names these emotional attributes in our minds
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George Bush
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>>685101962
>4

Gavin
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trez

go on do your worst faggits
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>>685102176
Rich douche bag/10
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Rushaan
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>>685102165
9/11

Tom
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Tylar.

Yes, with an A.

Roast me faggots.
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Berthold
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Florian Ryan Jason

roast me
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>>685102355
typical old german fart name

GET OF MY LAWN / 10
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>>685102165
>Did 911
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>>685096281

Niels

Scandinavian name
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>>685102359
>wouldhang/10
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>>685097481

Cool name
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>>685102165
Best president since Truman
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>>685099530

DAAAAAAAAMN DANIEL

2/10
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>>685102350
Unique way to spell it. I like it. Nice name/10
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Geoffrey
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>>685096281
Levente
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>>685102359
I just pray you're not as fucked up as Florida/10
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>>685102520
>be me GoT fan

sry m8

9000/10
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>>685102520
7/10

Michael
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>>685102512
Again worst meme ever/10
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Julian
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>>685102519
You sick fuck. Thanks a lot man.
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>>685102593
Do people ever call you Michelle?
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>>685102632
No problem man. Have a good night.
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>>685102586
Wow you watch the show too? Would you like to talk about it?
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>>685102057
For me it's the association I have with a name. For example, all the Mikes I met were douches. Therefore, Mike is a douche name
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tuba

Yes its a name
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>>685102642
Unfortunately.
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