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Found this guy on Omegle, He thinks I'm a 16 y o grill.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Found this guy on Omegle, He thinks I'm a 16 y o grill.
Dubs decides
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>>685012033
You played yourself
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Bump
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Anyone?
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tell him you get really turned on watching your dad take a shower.
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how old is he?
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I want to see one of your balls
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>>685012762

Post a pic of you trying to suck your own dick and Ill give nudes
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>>685012991
24
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Update: "I love to fuck young gals"
Direct quote
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red pill him on fugees
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Try to cuck him and say that you've fucked many guys before
especially black men so you have experience
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>>685013114
dubs checked
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Lord HELIX, get someone dubs, small talk with this guy is fucking terrible
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"Send me one of you sucking a banana nad you get a nude from me"
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>>685013518
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>>685013527
reroll
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"Sharpie in pooper"
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do you think people are cruel?
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>>685013637
RR
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try to make him give you a dickpick and then laugh at him for having a small dick
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eat da poopoo
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>>685013756
Roll
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Im a virgin soooo I guess that's out
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>>685013777
Winrar
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>>685013777
Trips Oh god
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THERES A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE FAGGOT
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>>685013777
Checked.
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>>685012033
Here's my 16yo grill, shit is cash.
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>>685013777
Bumping for pedo reaction
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Send a pic with a sharpie in your pooper
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>>685013518
To be honest, I have a bit of hedgehog fetish. Woulnt you mind having few of them in bed? That turns me sooo much on.
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>>685013777
>>685013899
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>>685013957
Beautiful
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>>685013777
Topkek
Topkek
Topkek
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Tell him you're ready to send nudes, but instead send this
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>>685013994
>forgot to attach pic
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>>685014114
Aaaaaand ruined
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>>685014139
OP here, rolling.
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>>685014114
Fucking ruined, Op is retarded abandon
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>>685014114
/b/ still has it
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>>685013899
Noice.
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>>685014114
Today OP was not a faggot
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>>685013465
>"dubs"
>kek
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>>685014284
>skips a dubs
>"FUCKING FAGGOT"
>doesn't skip a dubs
>"FUCKING RETARD"
Please, choose one.
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>>685014206
>>685014284
absolutely
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New target, anyone?
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>>685014331
Well he wasnt until he realized there was a massive dick firmly placed in his jaws and decided to ruin a good fucking thing
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Send him dick pics
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can /b/ for once try and make something coherent? shouting profanity at someone gets old quick
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>>685014182
Nice bro, I hate that Ducane sold out to Webber.
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Why did you guys have to fuck this shit up straight away. Could have played him a bit.
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>>685014737
>this baited
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>>685014737
Nevermind, this is new /b/.
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>>685014995
no, new /b/ is over
>>>/s4s/
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>>685014114
OP DELIVER FAT PIECE OF SHIT
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>>685015254
No response.
I'm looking for a new target.
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This guy thinks he's gonna be my "master" or some shit
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>>685015663
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
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First off faggot what you should have done was sent pictures of traps. You guys are so fucking corny. Never even let a joke run its course. Fuck man.
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Update
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FUCK THE DOGS ON FIRE
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are you cumskin?
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Are you into bestiality?
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Another update
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>>685015663
Du sollt nicht mit Deinen Mitfahrgelegenheiten chatten.
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brb lol
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I'm gonna send you a nudey
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>>685015663
Why am I still virgin? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my pussy, my ass...even my nipples! The dicks I never took, the cum I never drank..Won't stop hurting! You feel it too, don't you? Please fuck me!
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>>685015481
Go fuck yourself.
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Master, does you haves the precious? Yes he does, master has the precious. He STOLE it from us!!! Gives it back!
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I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
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>>685015870
I'm turned on by men who look like this. Could you pretend to be this man
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put a sharpie in your pooper it turns me on
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>>685016105
This
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>>685016105
roll
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Just send him a picture you slut
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[Insert navy seals copypasta here]
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>>685016133
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>>685016133
Winrar
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>>685016154
roll
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I'm 13 btw hbu
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>>685016105
rollin'
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>>685016154
rolls
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>>685016133
LMFAO OP THIS
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>>685016366
topkek
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show you sucking a banana I wanna see how dep you can go
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Reroll OP dont fuck this one up
>>685013777
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>>685016366
Also, would you like to poo on my chest?**
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>>685016366
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
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>>685016470
rolling
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>>685016366
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>>685016522
You fucking idiot
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>>685013777
rolle
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>>685016470
this
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Not using a picture of a true man
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>>685016588
Once again /b/ clinches the FBI shutdown pasta
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He said NO
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>>685016681
>No
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>>685016681
Nigger
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>>685016758
>>685016681

kek
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>>685016681
Well can you pretend to be this man instead
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>>685016681
Ok, i'll have to play myself :(
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>>685016681
>not roleplaying as an old beaner
>2016
shiggy dig
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I'm india
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>>685016898
Roll
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I will send you a pic of my tight pussy if u take a mirror selfie try to turn me on
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>>685016898
Kek
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>>685016898
rollin
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>>685017111
I swear if this idiot does it...
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>>685017111
winrar...
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>>685017111
Trips, we ha a winrar HERE!
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So a faggot looking to get fucked by other faggots, what a shit thread
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THE TRIPS
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>>685017111
Sorry, but those are TRIPS.
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>>685017300
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>>685017300
You rolled dubs, so do it
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Looking for a new target now
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>>685017395
At least send him this one>>685016588
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>>685012033
Rollin for sharpie in the poor with timestamp
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OOOOHHH MASSA CAN I HAV SUM CHICKEN WHILE U FUCK MAH ASS
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Send pics ;)
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>>685014114
U did fbi to soon fag, u could've saved it for l8r. Goddam u 4 ruining lulz
Reroll for this>>685017485
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>>685012033
hurry up
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Here we go
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HEIL HITLER!
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send a pic of u in mirror and try to turn me on and i will send nudes ;)
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Hitler was kinda right
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>>685018062
>>685017111
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>>685018062
Do you even go as far to do like more about into sort of actually?
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>>685018062
would you mind dressing up in a fur suit when we fuck?
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I want you to fuck my blowhole
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>>685018275
JIDF
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>>685018330
this
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im moslem
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I identify as Female-kin you cis scum.
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this should keep him happy
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>>685018330
roll
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>>685018404
You are a god
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I need a master of all the elements.

then call him master avatar the rest of chat
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>>685018330
do this nigger
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I hope he falls for a pic of a scrawny white boy's knees
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THERES A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE FAGGOT
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>>685018532
can you full fill his needs even after that pic
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>>685018600
God damn it what the fuck
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HE NEEDS A FACE PIC
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>>685018631
top kek
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>>685018631
yeah.... no he wont
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Lol nigga them ain't tits
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>>685018631
kek
im crying
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>>685018600
Winrar
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>>685018631
Top fucking kek no way he falls for that
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Refer to him as massa the entire chat.
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>>685018631
>so convincing
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Tell him youll send vids and pics if he sends a pic of a sharpie in pooper
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I tried
I'm a towelhead now
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>>685018966
MUST DO!!!!!
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>>685018966
oh shit, dubs
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>>685018631
that's as fucking lame as anything i've ever seen ever
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>>685018631
If he falls for this..
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>>685019039
I'm dying
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Op plz
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>>685019039
HAHAHA
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>>685019074
Then he needs glasses
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>>685019039
KEK
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>>685019039
RUINED /Thread
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>>685019039
should have just showed your normal face because you kinda do look like a girl
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Is he fucking blind?
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>>685019171
>HOOK, LINE AND SINKER
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>>685019171
i dont belive
i cant no
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>>685019171
just wow
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>>685019221
seconded.
abandon thread, OP is a faggot everyone. Go home.
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fuck off OP you are a faggot
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Tell him that you're a tranny
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>>685019171
no way he fell for that
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>>685019171
this nigger
kek
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Its happening guys!
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>>685019281
TOO MUCH PEDO THIRST
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>>685019340
>>685019221
>>685019251
>>685019281
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>>685019281
tell him praying to allah and big cock
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>>685019499
Insh'Allah
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>>685019281
i cant belive he fell for it
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>>685019499
Dubs
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Update
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>>685019039
>Iam a muslim.

I died.
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>>685019499
Dubs has spoken
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>>685019281
How? The guy you're talking to is completely retarded
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taking man cock is my fav, I love it when they smack my ass while fucking me hard and yell Ali Ackbar!!!!!
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This shit needs to be screencapped
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>>685019621
Send a pic of your elbow bent when he asks for an ass pic
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>>685012033
Please tell me you're using pikik or some other modded kik.
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kawaii honda doki doki
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>>685019621
it is completely possible that this creepy fucknugget we are communicating with isn't fooled and is just pleasantly surprised that OP is a little boy he calling him master.
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can you take a picture of you at mirror big men turn me on
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>>685019783
It's Kik
Why
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>>685019795
kawaii honda mitsubishi sushi doki doki
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>>685019838
With pikik you can send gallery photos and they'll look like they came from the camera
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>>685019899
WINRAR
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>>685018966
OP you missed one
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>>685019899
OP PLZ
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>>685019760
youre funny OP kek
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>>685019838
You can send any picture as a camera picture and pretend its really you.
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>>685019899
He's gonna think it's Arabic
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>>685019039
MODS MODS MODS, OP has a bunkbed
>Bunkbed=12yrsold
Also OP just looks like he's 12.
And he's a faggot with a shit tier thread so like, fuck him.
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>>685019760
ima laugh if this faggot is secretly monitoring this thread for the lulz
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>>685018404
Lydia Deetz?
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>>685019760
Ask for name so you can find his Facebook
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>>685020155
I am legitimately not twelve
I swear to Allah, because I'm a towelhead now
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>>685019760
OMG... OMG!!! A second plane hit the tower immm gonnaa die call 9/11
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>>685020309
roll
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>>685015780
roll
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Fucking update OP
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>>685020273
Yo, catfish harder. Be real. I want to see some life ruining shit.
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Waddup
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send a face pic of u
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>>685019760
I'm an artist, a performance artist. At first I wanted to be an actress, but when I discovered I had to read and learn the script I gave up and now I want to be a Dungeon Mistress/Slave when I grow up, I already started selling myself doing stuff like stepping on balls or being kicked in the head, But the specialty of the house is fisting. Would you want me to fist you, master?
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OP fuckin died
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>>685020563
See>>685020265
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>>685020381
Roll
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>>685020573
Oh shit its DAT boi
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>>685020563
Same we all wanna see something interesting
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>>685020525
I pray to Allah he's just doing shit or his phone died.
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OP FUCKING SITREP YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT
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>>685013527
Reroll
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>>685020573
its oh shit
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>>685020573
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>>685020700
I'll do it after I have his facebook
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Maybe someone sent him /thread
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This thread is shit OP I hope you feel bad for this.
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That fucking man face... knees for tits... whoever is on the other end is a masterful troll, or the most gullible knob.
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>>685020750
This could get interesting
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>>685020750
Olive oil
In the pan
Nice and hot
Sear
Both sides
Crispy
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>>685019039
You're dumb....
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>>685019171
No fucking way 1st knees then a green towel, dumb nigga
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>>685020750
I liek you anon. Can we be friends?
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>>685020696
Anon, I'm going to jump thread and make a catfish thread. W/ goal of getting some catfished desperate mother fucker to buy us a pizza or just other things generally. Let me know if you're in.
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>>685021022
Sign me up this thread is shit
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Say that you're Chris Hansen.
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>>685021016
Sure.
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>>685020948
continue if she responds
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>>685021022
Nigga ive catfished and then blackmailed the guys for money, i wouldn't mind seeing some sick pedos life ruined either
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Try valo428
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>>685018631
Underage gtfo
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>>685021383
This is from another thread
See>>685020265
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>>685020948
the fuck is this?
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>>685020265
oh my god, they really sent it to all friends?

you guys are affirmatively mean. I kind of like that.
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>>685021022
>>685021295
>>685021337
>>685021399
>>685021572
Thread is up, Come on in
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>>685021747
Come on, that's a bit much.
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>>685021857
What about a link you gigant massive candyassgot?
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>>685021747
Dude was willing to fuck a girl who clearly said she was underage, he deserved everything and much more than he got
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>>685022050
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>>685018631
MODS BAN THIS LITTLE GIRL
UNDERAGE
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>>685022052
She was clearly asking for it though. Her fault not his.
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>>685022725
He's a pedo guys.
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>>685018650
>THERES A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE FAGGOT

THERES A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE FAGGOT
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>>685020573
oh shit waddup
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>>685020573
Oh shit waddup
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