Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: claw is the truth
Kazuki claimed
Obligatory claim.
>Suiseiseki claimed
desu
I'm going to sleep.
https://youtu.be/YTEscgVDnAU
QOTT
What am I doing with my life?
Megumin claimed~
>Kagami is a qt <3
6-foot old man fister claimed
>>683310825
kagami claimed
>megumin is the cutest ever~
Genetically modified Cow-girls are the future.
Akiko claimed
>>683310527
No idea, there's a florist in town but I never bothered to check him out.
> I'll set you up mah nigga
Nah, I'll manage but thanks for the offer Megumin
>>683310537
Froggo
>>683311026
Night Tats
https://youtu.be/j-Fhx2IEztw
>>683311026
Goodnight!
Kyouko claimed
>still here edition.
>>683311026
Goodnight beautiful
>>>/mu/64691938
But why sticky it?
Vinyl claimed
>>683310610
Nah, I dont aim for that, I just want to help a friend out
And since I'm pretty big, have long hair and viking clothes, I'm perfect for that movie production
>>683311026
Night
>>683310626
Yes
>>683310486
Oh and get the bussy boi
>>683311026
Goodnight
>See you in 5 min
>>683311124
Wasting it
>>683309576
Genetic engineering better catch up
>>683309682
I feel so lucky!
>the cutest girl is letting me sleep on her boobies
>I can't even!
>>683309732
Guaranteed success! You'll be able to retire after this!
>>683311026
Good night Tats!
>>683311124
You are currently posting on /b/. That might be good or bad.
>At least you aren't posting on a trap or a YLYL thread
>>683311208
Indeed.
>>683310547
Exactly, making waifus real is the dream.
>>683311208
Guess I'll stick around then.
>>683311457
They really do need to hurry up.
should probably have claimed the last 3 threads...
Aizawa Nagisa claaaaiiiiim
hey everyone
>>683311124
Right now I'm just trying not to fail at the one thing that's expected of me
In the long term aspire to become a college graduate and find a job so I can support my mother and sister and not be a useless sack of shit that only drains resources from my hard-working family
>>683311457
I love you.
>>683311234
Oh well, get her something she'll likes, the most important thing is the hearth behind the gift after all~
Dio-sama...
>>683311738
No aaaaaaaa? Lol
sachi claim, now with 100% more claw
>>683311417
so titanic is soon?
>>683311124
posting on /waifu/
Where is peaches? <3
We should dicuss some rap! I like A$AP Ferg's new album 'ALWAYS STRIVE AND PROSPER', and Kanye's new album.
>>683311427
But at least I have this bowl of pudding right?
>>683311457
This is but one of many tabs friend
Jerry Beans Man claimed
>>683311839
Stronger than titanic!
>>683311457
>I feel so lucky!
>the cutest girl is letting me sleep on her boobies
>I can't even!
It'll never happen IRL though.
>the saddest
>>683311417
Totally
Nah, she is just my best female friend, we just prefer to skype with cam because of reasons :^)
Also
Come the fuck on tomorrow, because I wont will have time from tuesday till sunday or monday
Because preparations for medieval festival and also sleeping there
>>683311933
Tbh The only rap I listen to is the one of the TeamSesh guys, also Suicideboys and similar artists
/waifu/ discord server when desu
>>683311928
I've got Freeze Peaches
>>683311542
Keep exercising then, you have to live a long life and be strong enough to carry your half cow/half human waifu
>>683311569
Noticed
>>683311776
>No greentext
Galko... I love you too <3
>>683311984
If none of them contain traps or any degenerate stuff, you're good
>38 replies
>38 images
Oops
>>683311742
I know that feel Akiko, 4th year senior in accounting. How bout you eh?
>>683311839
Takin the literal route eh?
>>683311738
Hello Aiza
>>683311806
Problem is thanks to circumstances I only have 30 bucks to get through 2 weeks. Leeching off my dad's food supply I saved maybe 7 bucks so that's all I can spend
>>683311928
Peaches is present
>>683311933
Does Nujabes count?
This is pretty great: https://soundcloud.com/kojaques/sunday-roast-prod-matt-finnegan
Might pass out soon.
Energy levels are at a all time low.
>>683312169
>This kills the Emi
>>683312152
Stonger than any battleship!
>>683312365
Doesn't matter~ the hearth is everything! Just the simple fact that you struggled to get her a gift should be enough on it's own
>>683311933
Also, what are your guys' favorite classic artist/groups that are hip-hop or rap? I like Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang, Rakim, Common, and Nas. If you can't tell, I enjoy concious rap, and artists with positive messages.
>>683310825
mandatory cc claim
may the lurk be with you
>>683312365
Hello there peachy~
How are you my dear?
>>683312292
Well alrighty then, lifes worth livin then!
>>683312319
You fiend!
Going to sleep now. Good night /waifu/
>>683311984
thats even worse
>>683312292
That's the whole reason I'm working out, so I can princess carry my waifu.
Guess what.
>>683312697
Goodmorning
>>683311834
A A A A A A A A A A A A A
hi Shinoa lol
>>683312365
Hey Akiko!
I have to shit.
>>683312755
10:30PM here.
reminder to print you're waifu today
you can order more with the same $0.99 cost
just get a new ip or use your mobile device ip
>>683312292
You're adorable!
> <3
>>683312705
Waahh!
>>683312887
o
>>683313249
>>683312989
You are r34 t I divertimento ing are you? Thats a violation of the rurus!
>>683312554
[This smothers the Emi]
>>683312736
>Guess what
What is it?
A$$ claimed
>>683313393
just like this thread
>>683313394
I like this pic :^)
>>683313395
>>683313394
>>683313393
Three in a row!
>>683313393
D did I have a stroke while typing this?
>>683313526
noice
>>683313476
Hmm, f-formality!
>>683312358
First year Game arts and Design. I still have a long way to go but I hope I can get there in one go. I only have one chance
>>683312580
I suppose I can always find something. Maybe I can make her a card
>>683312628
I already typed out my day too many times
so just see >>683306829
>>683312697
Night
>>683312486
Go to sleep Syndra!
>>683312697
Night!
>>683312736
I bet you can. I don't know how much a holstaur can weight
>Emi is pretty light, it's easy mode
>>683313003
Because of you
> <3
>>683313394
>Death by tits
>Bad
>>683313735
what
>>683312201
I'll be home by 2pm at US central time
>>683312580
Yes!
>>683312697
Night
>>683312760
There we go
>>683313750
I hope you'll make her feel great~
>Megumin
>>683313750
Well... I'm sorry Peaches.
I really do hope everything turns out for the better. I won't bother you much about that though I would rather try to make this a happy conversation, I want you to be happy friend.
>>683313830
>death by tits
>
>>683314210
death by disgust
>>683312358
yep
>>683312152
idk the titanic was pretty strong, i think you have too much faith in the new ships
>>683314021
I think we could play then
I know that I will be online, but I still have to do some logistic shit with the director for the movies tomorrow, I hope I will be done before you'e home!
Also, just write to me when you're online, becuase I prolly wont notice you coming online
>>683314021
Sup?
>>683314290
shut the FUCK UP DIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i've refilled my tea so many times it's just warm water now.
>>683314535
Tea's great.
Mai waifu before waifus were a thing on the Internet, six year-old me knew what was up
WAH-
>>683314403
>
>>683314210
>Why breathe when you have your face between those?
>Dying is totally worth it
>>683313830
I wouldn't suffocate you.
I'd just leave you gasping for air.
>>683314441
>reddit filename
>>683314297
Faith is the only thing we have sometimes
>>683314375
I'll be on in 5min. Almost home
>>683314403
Nothing much about to play warband
Shinoa
>>683314788
>leave you gasping for air
honestly that's pretty hot
>>683314822
it's a piclair filename, niggerfaggot
Rory-sama claimed. Morning edition
>tilted from overwatch so went to cook
>WE BACK.png
>>683314611
of course it is.
>>683314658
>mfw i didn't watch Sailor Moon as an 8-year old because i thought it was a girls show
>>683313750
I give ya the best of luck, I wanted to be a radio broadcaster, but its a dying art so I chose the safer route
Still have the, bombastic attitude! And the harsh criticism.
>>683314535
I know that feel too, earl grey. More like grey water
>>683314061
Make Amumica feel great again
-Akiko 2016-
>>683314081
Don't worry, I'm used to it
My mom has been mentally unstable for a very long time, but we've only figured it out recently. She's always been on the edge. My brother's been gone too long to be still sad and I still have my sister. I don't really let it get to my heart
>>683315029
Hey Rory, good morning
He is here to fulfill your fantasies.
>>683310825
ok im back
and reclaimed the only real wifu
>>683315181
please
>>683314912
In terms of Emi not being able to breathe.
Because boob does not equal oxygen.
>>683314896
I'm tired as fuck though
We will just play tomorrow, if you will be online
>>683314788
>so many tits
Also, this >>683314912
Today is my lucky day, I should buy a lottery ticket
>But first, tits
>>683315375
Aw damn im sorry
>>683315029
Good morning, buddy. Hope you slept well.