Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
I hope you feel better dude
you didn't have any problems with Homura recently, did you?
Sorry if im replying too slow, im busy and baked.
7 months!? Its really unhealthy but its pizza... I understand you even if just a little bit.
Are you calling me a troublemaker? :Z
no!! she's been perfect!! i mean she still digs through my drawers now and again, but that's her....
thanks to metabolism i didn't gain an ounce of wait, but i felt horrible everyday, pizza and depression don't go hand in hand....
I DO I DO!
I live in northern Arizona and its so much nicer than the desert
Come to my shore and we'll have a party~!
I prefer the other "chorus" of that song.
my sexual frustration ends?
While pretty ridiculous in some ways, Yes.
I'm doing it.
Glad to hear...
not like we can do anything about her.
Big tittied in heart.
-Gleaves and the Ingham leading the Bury west.
I can't think of anything.
My work is complete.
Lol fuck. No school or work tomorrow
Why do I feel when I see this?
Im just realizing slowly that im only winning from eating more healthy food.
Oh and about that pie... I told you strictly only one slice for you. So did you like it?
>still digs through my drawers now and again
>metabolism i didn't gain an ounce of kek
To be honest it was probably your depression that allowed you to eat pizza like that.
My metabolism is fucked too, it just feels like its impossible for me to gain any weight, and I eat a lot.
I think I couldn't describe myself as an anon better than that.
Remember the appreciate your waifus anons. Some of us have to be stuck in a loveless relationship with our waifus.
Like anyone else would've taken her, or he..
you're right...but i don't mind it all that much....
b-but...i didn't get it yet!!!!
yah, i don't remember a lot of that period, which is good honestly...
Is that rape face meant for me?
-In their own track-
-Came the Wolfpack-
I agree, but I gotta spice it up every now and then
The "Chaffee national anthem"
>Big tittied in heart
What I was talking about
>casts Yuri spell
I must have forgot I didn't give you a slice yet and ate it... Is there anything else I can give you to compensate?
Oh, I didnt realize I put in that image!
We can share my bed~
you know what helps with that mugi??? warm, tight hugs....
so....far....out of reach!!!!
Yeah I probably do
Who gave you permission to leave the palace
The part which describes what all of the u-boats did.
I haven't known you long enough and there's a lot of purple haired waifus here so I can't think of anything, I'm sorry.
Humans are meat, don't quite like that picture though.
It is my goal to give everybody my own nickname.
One day you can become a titty ship in reality too!
Careful now, remember that everybody on 4chan is a little girl.
heya fran, how goes everything????
I kinda failed to live up to that...
..t-this is bad
The hell is wrong with you?
What are you currently listening to, people?
You're on my list, no worries.
Sink and die?
Not in the song.
I'm working on it!
Best redhead tsundere... and more yuri magic.
Yo fran what up?
You're telling me you never seen the suggest of smugs?
Libera et impera
No, you dumdum.
"569 makes the contact and lead them,
U-94 scores a kill in the dark.
124 sinking 4 in 2 approaches,
406 suffers failure on launch."
Ooh! What's my nickname?
Just got back from playing magic, I had a nice time. Jackass wasn't there
I need the memes to survive, sorry if I triggered your moe alert.
Yuri magic best magic.
U-406 was that one retard in school we were forced to hang out with...
>Sink and die?
Maybe your songwriting skills are the first thing I'm not perfectly happy with. :^)
Glad to hear it, Bones. Happy that captain cock sucker didn't attend the get together. You up to anything right now?
No wonder, failed on launch twice.
Kyoko is quite an expert in it.
I should have forced you to eat it while I could...
Pooping at the moment, then maybe a shower and cold medicine
Since when was I Bones?
I don't know, I've just been calling you "Bones" these past few days. Considering both you and your waifu are medical fellas, I'll try and think of a different one if you want.
Can we be equal if I clean your house?
Kyouko gets all dem magical girls.
Sorry, I don't really know you enough either though but I'm sure I'll come up with something.
Now that's a tough one with how rarely you post, maybe I'm not as good at this as I thought.
Remember that it takes hard work and lots of milk to grow big and strong like Atago.
True, that's why there's so many magical lesbian shows, especially if they're also lolis.
I don't care about humans, but cowgirls fall under my jurisdiction by default.
Yeah but just smug isn't much of a nickname.
Ironic medicine is the best I can think of off the top of my head.
Either that or just really unlucky and Murphy's law at it.
i....i was really look...i really wanted that....
One of my favorite WW2 songs.
>shit quality recording, though
Not recommended for the English.
If I tap or hum a song it's that one.
>don't even have to make that up
Kyouko Kirigiri from Dangan Ronpa. I've always wanted to get into law enforcement anyways and she could definitely be a tutor in that sense.
I don't think I'll ever compare to her...
I can try!
Be prepared for feels
That's one of the few dozen cop dramas, right?
And considering my physic, that is probably good
I'm still on the Destroyermen series, about to start book 6
I'll stick with Frankenberry and Bones
Dancer keeps whupping my ass, and bleed doesn't work despite what I've read
Too bad I don't have any more Kyoko pics... Do you have more of her with Homura?
I hope the new movie that was hinted brings a lot of her.
I actually didnt watch any other of the genre. Im afraid it won't be as dark as MM and I will get bored with the girlish stuff.
Don't do that.
Let me see you.
Mmm, I do have a bunch and I hope so too!
Galko! How are you and the pets?
Anyway, time for a shower. Night!
Alright, if I can't think of anything better I'll go with that.
Nobody can, but you can get to the top 50%.
Yeah those are a lot better.
If you can come up with something I'd be happy to use it.
Yeah MM gets pretty dark for a genre that's usually all happy and moe.
Hey Waifu's I need some advice on a good anime to watch (movie or TV show).
I'm looking for something with these themes:
Alright, you got me.
But it was still pretty obvious.
i...i guess, we can clean together.....
SPACE YAMATO 2199
I'll try my breast!
Im starting to understand you better and my role in this home.
I just realized im also low on pics of Homu with her braids...
Now im scared of posting Moemura, if you die I will want to go with you.
Is your area flooded? Cause over here, we have some horses struggling to swim.
How are you today?
Although you should kys if you havn't seen it already tbqh fam.
I was thinking more Civil War esq. term.
I don't know, just seemed like a cute name for ya.
Still on that? Nice, sounds like you're enjoying it.
Ripperoni in pepperoni this guy
Rest in spaghetti never frogetti
Its a masterpiece IMO. Sometimes a fresh twist in a genre is enough to make it epic but MM has 10/10 visuals and ost as a cherry topping.
Ergo Proxy is one of my favourites and checks all of those themes except for space.
I'm quite envious of y'all being able to be here for long time.
Moe doesn't really bother me, but that one was pretty bad.
There's things way more scary about Homura than being moe.
Demon lord would be pleased
It was really bad earlier. My friend told me he took his kayak to work but I'm not sure if I should believe that.
Same as usual, tired.
Warn me as soon as possible if you start feeling weak from not eating much... I will have to figure out someway to keep my mai... Kagami alive.
Maid waifu time?
This some CoC-tier shit.
Back from showering!
Knights of Cydonia, if you can't stand the full CGI, which I can't to be honest, read the manga. It's like a better Attack on titan, on space. And actual conspiracies that get explained and shit
I'm going to start The Legend of the Galactic Heroes, which seems to be a HUGE space opera
The major reason is that someone is a boom ahead of me and a slower reader, so the digital library won't let me check out a book for a while. I've been rereading some Philip K Dick books, so it's OK.
i'll be fine homu....t-thank you for worrying, i would like some pie someday....
Don't worry about it, you're the owner of the house after all... we're fine if you keep doing what you're doing.
>There's things way more scary about Homura than being moe.
Like a Homu claimer, theres nothing scarier than one of them amirite?
best trapfu claimed
I am unable to stay. My master needs me to clean his home, our home and kept tidy. His dinner must also be ready when he's home from work. I must I go now. I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure a friend of mine in high school waifud Homu as well, can't remember specifically but I'm pretty sure.
I really need to get around to watching anime again.
>Got Satan trips while posting a monster girl.
Its a sign I must love the cowgirls more.
Yup, same for me.
There technically is a picture of a Holstaur in a maid outfit but its that one picture with like 100 waifus in it so I don't have it saved, could just crop the Holstaur in it though now that I think about it.
Christ don't remind me of that shit.
KyHomu make for a good pairing, that's probably why there's so many pics of them together.
Lol my friend took a pic of guys on a boat holding an American flag going down the neighborhood
Welcome back from your shower, buddy.
That's reasonable. I'm horrible at reading books, I read so slow.
Sucks for you the jury is diehard D.F.C. Where did you get that milk from?
I wouldn't mind Galko working as a maid like that.
Nothing better than a tsundere maid.
Asked for one maid and got two guests.
Just bring me apples and flour and I will do it.
I can teach you how to use my bimby too if you want...
Still want to read the series, it's really good
>Where did you get that milk from?
Where do you think?
I think her biceps should be larger...
okay....just promise you won't leave too much of a mess...
mmmm, ill have to get those tomorrow....i-is it easy to use??
My anime knowleadge isn't too great but if you want suggests I can try giving some.
>friend of mine in high school waifud Homu as wel
Thats awesome! Good to know Homu is getting some of the recognition she deserves.
What else about Homu scares you?
There we go, crappy crop but it works for me.
Don't have any other ways of reading it?
>They sure fucked up Batman V Superman, eh?