Faces of /b/ thread!
>Post your face, rate faces, or just come hang out and watch chaos ensue
hey man, i dont want any of your monkey business
facebook is your faggot.
>ever mentioning loli threads as a bad thing
your newfag is showing.
also trap threads are better than rate shit, probably damn ever furry threads are better than rate shit, just kidding they are equal cancer ot this thread.
>just as complicated as it needed to be*
i know these threads piss a lot of people off so i always start them with the same wording: "faces of /b/ thread"
go to settings and enable it so that these threads are automatically filtered out by keywords, you won't have to worry about them anymore
tfw when u see the most cancer- ahem i mean the best thread of all time
-tooth guy reporting in
i loved you in Brave
pictures off of phone, only way to make it bigger is using paint to drag it out sorta, whichll be shitty
laptop cameras fucked
Is that supposed to impress anybody?
if that really is you, dont listen to them mate. They're just jealous that your brother is Harry Potter
welcome back homeboy
Its on my wall, so i guess thats the joke? Idk tbh im pretty fucked right now
go to settings and filter this thread out by keywords. i always start it with "faces of /b/ thread". put these keywords in and it will automatically filter them out for the rest of time. cheers anon
Why don't you fuck off to a different thread or contribute instead of complaining like the whiny, fat, still-lives-with-mother, neckbearded piece of you seem to be.
i really like your nose and lips and eyes and hair
>that was going to start out saying "i really like your nose" but then i looked at you and realized youre just really attractive
>wtf am i doing with my life
Piece of shit* I kinda forgot the "shit" part but im in the shower so im a bit distracted lol
nah man, but i really don't blame you for assuming so
I didn't realize how ugly peoples of /b/ are. Makes me feel better about myself.
No I will not get rid of the bumfluff, I have grown attached to it.
its ok, you dont have to pander to faggots like that here on 4chinz
i mean there will probably be faggots like that but we will tell them to kill themselves so its ok
>I rate you a chill guy/10
Bro. You need to shave all that fuzz. Bad.
Bruv ur one of the ugliest and most annoying looking faggots i've seen today
to top it off, calling everyone else ugly doesn't make you seem like that great of a person either
>0 redeeming qualities/10
faggots going for the low hanging fruits
jeez i mean even made an asian joke about himself so you faggots would have no reason to
>that joke took some serious effort didn't it
this is now a men in boots thread.
ok ill show my face but go easy on me guys
>pic is me
This is better than any ylyl thread. That pic.
not defending you just think unoriginal faggots like that need to kill themselves
seem like a chill guy
sky williams/10 tho
Oh. Okay. Well here's some more, I guess? I dunno how I should feel about that.
Hi Carlos Freire, next time don't put your full name in the file name, retard
show me more, 1 mere hair off of your handsome legs should be worth enough to buy a country.
please show me more of your legs, timestamp, i dont believe what im seeing here, it must be fucking fake, nobody shuld have legs as pretty as yours
Hey /b/, I'm tired of the shampoo and conditioner that I'm using. Pic related, any suggestions?
you're not claiming thats you right? because i hope you understand that the picture you posted, isn't you, i don't know if that's a shock possibly but yeah, let that sink in, its not you.
so it does no harm to post them again. Make another thread soon btw
to say i used to be a 300 pound faggot, i think i'm ok with average
forehead stretching into the shadow realm kek
u look cute tho
better than before, but thats nowhere near the average weight of a normal fucking person.
keep up the exorcising and diet n shit like that though, insportation something something
I am so thankful I'm not the type of scumbag who can't appreciate the fact womens bodies all look so different and therefore never like porn in the real world.
for real though. What do you get out of trying to bring people down?
man, I'm too old for this shit now..
your uncultured taste in food is paralleled by your subpar taste in women with such congruence its like staring into the face of the mona lisa getting her face bashed in by a protractor
Yo like, not to say she's the most beautiful thing ever or anything, or even that that isn't a grimy photo, but how is she "ew" by anyone's standards? You wouldn't fuck that, no way are you not gay
just wait until he actually gets a lass, undresses her and is shocked to see a normal body, and not some porn star magic.
I'm hoping while he's fucking that chic all these faces of /b/ will appear in his mind
im from california, we have some of the most beautiful women on earth. the stereotypes are true. maybe im jaded to the reality of the midwest section of america and their subpar women, but no. i wouldnt fuck that. im sorry. im also not gay.
GOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMMIT
please stay there. it's clearly where all you overly opinionated/skewed perspective having three ring circus side show faggots belong. maybe one day we'll all get lucky enough to watch it sink into the pacific ocean.
sorry you don't think it is. Now I'm not one of those bosy acceptance faggpts but look its a fact that outside of the specimens people are generally confident enough to post on the internet, you will get all manner of oddly shaped tits. The sorry thing is that you don't know that.
dude we have the same legs
>equally much hair
>same mole at the same fucking place
hey, guy who's calling that girl unattractive here. lets just stop all this fighting, it's petty and all im doing is making this girl respect herself less. i have a hard time believing those are 30ff but, its hard to guess when theyre saggy for me. you guys arent lesser for thinking shes hot, im not a faggot for thinking she isnt. its just a difference in opinion and taste. lets move on and stop jerking each other off with hot sauce
I dunno. I'm assuming its 3 at most though. It's nice that people are accepting and I get all the points but I know I have saggy boobs. I'm being realistic. and actually its not so much sag as just shape and low set nipples. Sag implies they haven't always been this shape..
yeah that says it all really.
>trying to tell people those are 30ff
/b/ died long ago
you're a faggot for trying to make her feel shitty about herself when her body is actually perfectly normal. what do you actually get out of that anyway? I'm curious. was it at all necessary?