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Ask a psychologist anything. I'm h-here for you Anonymous;

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ask a psychologist anything.

I'm h-here for you Anonymous; if something in your life isn't quite right, speak up!
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What do you recommend for overcoming apathy. I can often start project but I never end up completing them.
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>>679306181
Good morning
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>>679306496
Have you tried starting smaller projects? The smaller the better; the more likely you are to complete them.

>>679306440
Can't complain. Still waking up.

>>679306509
Morning Anonymous <4
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Where's that creepy guy with the dog WebM?
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>>679306181
How do I stop obsessively checking out every females ass?
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>>679306604
I don't know what to ask you :p
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>>679306604
Will you wake up in time for work?
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>>679306604
Smaller project get done but when I break up larger ones I still tend to up bored.
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>>679306181
Well hi how's going?
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>>679306181
How to motivate myself to git gud again?
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How do I force myself to stop procrastinating to ridiculous extremes when the world keeps throwing me exceptional luck? I've gotten lazier and lazier for the past decade and have somehow got two degrees and a high-paying job out of it, and at some point my luck will run out and I'll completely fuck everything up.
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>>679306440
>filename
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>>679306785
Uhh questions? Have you ever been in a life threatening situation?
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>>679306181
how do we make /b/ better and get rid of the cancer i was thinking a month of ddos will fix it
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I am not smart and am struggling to get Cs in college but my divorced parents have high hopes on me (because I can fix their computers therefore I am smart to them) and they are funding my STEM college education. The feeling of failure when I fail anything is outweight by the feeling of disappointing everyone and I'm in a depression. Also, being ugly made me shy. Of course, being shy, I spend more time on my computer so I'm forever alone. My way of coping with it is being angry and hateful so I guess I have anger issues too. Wat do, OP
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>>679306773
Hm. So you say that breaking them into pieces doesn't seem to be working for you. Interesting. Let's try this from a different angle:

What do you WANT to do, Anonymous?

>>679306791
It's okay. How about you?

>>679306794
Lots of motivation tonight. Okay, what do you want to git gud at?

>>679306813
What do you mean by luck, Anonymous?

>>679306837
Yes, the dreams weren't so weird tonight.

>>679306896
Oh yes. Many times.
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>>679306785
I don't think "just look somewhere else" is much of a pyschological breakthrough I mean I'm really obsessed even if it's a gross ass gotta check
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>>679306955
That's an improvement from yesterday I suppose!
I had one too many last night, I'm more tired than when I went to bed last night
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>>679306955
I'm sorry to hear that. Would it be alright if you told me about one of your life threatening situations?
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>>679306934
FML i need closure god the suspense is killing me
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>>679306955
I just want to find a passion I guess. I can do most things easily but they never really give me any enjoyment so I stop.
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>>679306934
You don't understand. /b/ IS the cancer. It always has been.

>>679306950
What is your degree, Anonymous?

>>679307036
There's no like, psychological ailment there; you have an obsession, and the best way to deal with an obsession is to cut it off.

I know it's obvious and hard but so are many things in life; I apologize, but not everything has some hidden meaning or special trick.
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>>679306955
Having a nice day i guess.
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>>679306181
When I was a kid, there was a poster at my doctor's office that showed the signs of a gifted child like there was a side to side comparison of what a regular child and what a gifted child acts like. Back then, I thought a gifted child was a retarded kid, because I went to a school that has classes for "gifted kids" meaning special children, retarded people that are not fit to join the rest of us. Whenever I thought of something and thought about asking someone about it or when I thought of an idea, I just kept it to myself, because I thought if I acted like a gifted child, I would get sent to the SPED - classes (Special Education)

And it continued until I was 6 when i couldnt keep things to myself anymore I asked my mom what a gifted child was and she told me that a gifted child is a child that is smart or creative and ever since after that, I just felt something was missing or wrong and i just cant put my finger on it its like as if something is stuck on the back of my head and I cant remove it
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>>679307165
Why not put /b/ down then, it's suffering with no improvement in sight.
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>>679307165
thank god closure i was holding it now i can drop my load
that is the correct answer now have a dick
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>>679307296
/b/ is good right now.

This corner, at least.
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>>679307145
That sounds like anhedonia; perhaps going to the doctor may be in order?

>>679307111
I'd rather not, so early in the morning.

>>679307174
You too <4

>>679307238
*blinks* I don't really see the question in here; please help me, it's a bit early haha!

>>679307280
>>679307296
And yet, we are still here. We must find something of value in this shit heap.
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>>679306181
i have phases where im super creative,content and calm with my life and other days i dont want to do anything,im very irritable and i feel i cant do anything productive and i just want to lay down in my bed in the dark and sleep the day away.whats wrong with me?
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i have no friends, i feel shit and cannot connect with people and i have an iqof 5 year old.

i live in my mums 'basement'

what should i do?
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worst shrink eva had to get my answer off a fag
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>>679307395
Fair enough. Is it healthy for you to be online this early in the morning?

Y-you said I can ask you anything!
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>>679306181
hey OP, i recently took a cold turkey from weed, since then i've been having paranoia, panic attacks and alot of thoughts on how im acting/behaving in public/with other people. how can i reduce the amount it bothers me? especially the panic attacks fucking suck
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>>679307357
lets fix that
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>>679307395
Not much however here is a question for you, should I watch NGE?

>>679307560
Just because a place is a home it doesn't make it good.
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>>679306955
Every time something really bad should happen as a result of my failure to do something in a reasonable time frame, or at all, fortune smiles on me. A few examples:

I needed to do work experience to complete my degree. I applied for maybe two of the 20+ positions I should have, and got none of them. I should have suffered for it, but at the last minute a local position opened up that just happened to perfectly fit my skills, and I got it.

I failed to get several major university assignments done on time, and in all but one case an extension was given to the entire class for various reasons, from the health of the lecturer to random acts of kindness.

As with the work experience, when it came time to apply for actual jobs after graduation I missed all deadlines for the bulk of graduate job applications, and then continued to not apply for anything much for the next few months. Just when my funds were about to run out completely, a friend from university hooked me up with a job at the company he worked for.

Since then, every major deadline I've missed has turned out to be unimportant or has been extended without my involvement, and I've been promoted through the company based on the tiny amount of work that I do, because I do it really well when I actually start something.

Every time it gets easier and easier to tell myself that it's fine to spend an entire work day playing video games, because last time I did and look how that turned out. Except then it's a week. Or a month. I'm not joking, I probably did 2 hours of work in the past full month of work.
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>>679307414
Depression, or maybe mild bipolar! Talk to a doctor if it is impacting your life.

>>679307454
You seem to be talking quite a lot better than a 5 year old; is that an official diagnosis?

>>679307547
Well, I have work, so I suppose it will have to do.

>>679307607
I would recommend ordering some CBD; it is highly effective at treating such ailments, and totally legal if derived from hemp oil.

It's a component of pot, so you may have been self medicating all along! But do not resume pot usage, please. It can be very bad for your lungs and expose underlying psychiatric conditions.

>>679307706
No. Watch FLCL instead before they ruin it.
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>>679307395
I think there's something wrong with me and it all started when I just held myself back from talking to people about my views and opinions on things when I was a kid. I also forgot to mention that I was diagnosed with MDD and anxiety and i've been taking prodin, provinerve and abilify for 4 months now
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>>679306955
Want to git gut at cs go
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>>679306181
i have to choose between watching my GF die or leaving her to die alone. wat do?
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>>679306181
Hello op I am in a weird state of my relationship. We're not officially going out but have been hanging out (fucking) for the last 5 months 2-4 times a week and have been talking for six. She graduates in 4 weeks while I have 2 years left for a degree. Do I end it now or continue talking?
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>>679307684
That looks nasty but we're not treating that kind of injuries!
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>>679307395
>anhedonia
Do you have a type you recommend I'm not that familiar with the different sorts of psychological help and what each type does.
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>>679307774
What is FLCL?
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>>679306181
So long story short...
I had a decent amount of "friends", due to those friends i met a girl, started talking to the girl, i was getting closer and closer and then i realised my relationship with my friends was becoming distant. Met a nice person online who i can talk to about my problems, and then i realised that i had no friends, the girl probably doesn't want me in her life anymore and other person is the same. So now i'm just sitting her alone, lost everyone.
What do?
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>>679306181
one of my friends showed me a song she wrote about me. it hints at a love song. shes a 10 outta 10 for me. wat do
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What a badass movie.
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>>679307774
i live in denmark, so i have no chance of ordering any CBD, and it is veeery expensive to buy from friends/street and very illegal
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>>679307732
That sounds less like luck and more like everyone around you having the same standards! I saw a lot of that in university and work too actually.

Hell, the job I have which pays really really well (too well for me hahah) only accepted me after three submissions. By some miracle, the third one worked.

What I'm saying is, know your limits; you seem to put in the effort at least most of the time, just not as much as you think is necessary. Get a good job, make sure your skills are up to snuff, then you can slack off as much as you want.

However, let me ask you a question (as this blurb about my life probably isn't helpful, sorry): Why do you continue to slack off, despite knowing it is wrong? How come you put in effort sometimes, but not others?

After all, even if you get an extension, you still need to do the project; that says to me you DO put in the work, just LATE. Right?

>>679307781
Didn't your doctor diagnose and treat you? Seems they'd know better than I do!

>>679307826
Watch her die; she needs you, Anonymous.
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>>679307961
It's an anime called Fooly Cooly. Its pretty interesting and super short
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>>679307961
Fooly Cooly. very good animu
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Well I don't have a paycheck so i won't have food for a whole week :D yay
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>>679306181
Hacker.
Just finished a project designed for Linux boxes. Will be very beneficial to other people. Could make some decent $$ off of it.
But I have 0 experience in marketing or advertisement. This happens a lot.
I develop incredibly useful shit, but nothing ever comes from it. Maybe some self-satisfaction of creating it, but then it just lies dormant.
I feel like I'm wasting a lot of my time and skill. I enjoy what I do, but I get nothing material from doing it.
Advice on how not to feel wasted/like I'm wasting my time and effort?
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>>679308002
No need to panic a good surgeon could still safe you.
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can you solve the lego
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>>679308196
>good surgeon

Come on, it's /b/, you know people here have shit insurance at best.
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>>679306181
Hey, I'm the one from last night who just got back from the hospital. I slept pretty well, and other than a few minutes of some sensory distortion when in kicked in, I'm happy with how the medication is making me feel. Guess I don't have any questions this morning, just wanted you to know I'm doing well.
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>>679307842
Well, it's not like she'll leave immediately; it takes time to find a job and such. I'd say stick with it IFF you enjoy it and want it to continue.

But that's the same with any relationship.

>>679307945
I would go to your primary doctor, talk to him, and have him refer you to a specialist.

>>679307961
An anime.

>>679308085
Ask her out! You can do it Anonymous!

>>679308023
Why don't you ask the girl out and if she says no, restore your connection with your friends?

>>679308125
Then go to a doctor and say you have anxiety; beta blockers are very effective.

Also, if you are in Denmark, the fuck are you doing with weed?
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>>679306181
Why should I ask you a question when all you do is ignore me? You don't care about me anymore. You used me and when you were done you threw me away like trash
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>>679308223
Are you Jigsaw or what?
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I was talking to this girl I liked, and she knew I liked her and she said she liked me back, but she would constantly stop talking to me for hours on end, and always when this other guy was online.

Fast forward a couple weeks and she tells me she has no interest in dating, and that we should be friends. Then, less than a week later she's dating the guy, but he's basically an emotional fuckstick and she's relying on me for support. The fuck do I do?
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>>679308145
Yes, I do put in the effort, but I can never convince myself to do it until I feel I absolutely have to. If I feel I have any time to spare, at all, or even if the consequences of being a bit late wouldn't be too bad, there's always something better to be doing. And it's never anything productive.
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>>679308145
But im still having problems about holding back about what I thought when I was a kid, I just feel uneasy all the time and I think its because of that, already told my doctor about it and she just told me it was nothing so I just agreed with her
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>>679308178
Contact me at [email protected]

I'll send you a care package.

>>679308191
Why not put it out there open source?

>>679308407
I'm glad to hear it *hugs tightly* <4
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>>679308023
Not OP here, but i recently moved to a new city. i lost contact with everyone in my hometown (except family ofc) so i was pretty lonely too, until i started uni, and instantly gained gf along with lots of friends. start a new hobby, go to clubs, speak with random people. it takes guts if you arent usually very social, but the effort will really be worth it. hope it helps /b/ro
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>>679308433
maybe if you didn't use a stupid avatar she would answer your questions
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>>679308443
Burn that bridge and move on, you don't need that drama in your life.
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>>679308145
>>679307826
should i be worried about what that will do to me? I mean, watching her die is putting it nicely. I have to take care of her, plan her days for her, remind her to do everything and this is first year. Doctors say she has 4 to 10 years left depending how bad the next episode is (MS). I already cant maintain any other relationships besides those people i live with (younger brother is crashing at my place for awhile). I tried hanging out with a friend and she freaked out for the 6 hours i was gone.
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>>679308330
Yeah it's probably better to finish the job and collect the few dollars you'll get from the insurance.
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>>679308585
I like my avatar, I think she's cute
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>>679306181

Okay Doc, I've got a problem. I get mega wood anytime anyone offers me free psychotherapy. It's the kind of rager that can only be banished by using it on the person that's caused it. Anyway, the problem is I don't know where you are.
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>>679308413
yeah, had some friends recommend me those as well today.
what do you mean what am i doing with weed? i stopped because i started driving lessons last week
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can we stick this back on
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>>679306181
Come from shit poor family. I'm 23. Go to community college, everything covered by PELL grant. Studying nursing for the past 3 years and always loved science. During clinical rotations got this asshole Doctor that always questions nursing students about shit. Be me, have no fear and always answer them. I guess I know the answers cause all I do is read these nursing books. Got nothing to do anyway. So 3 years pass, same asshole Doctor asks questions again and I answer them, some people in class answer them but mainly me. My classmates have started to questions why I don't enroll into medical school cause I kill tests and answer questions from doctors when they ask. My instructors are somewhat impressed that I know medical things. I just don't feel like I'm a nurse or suitable to go to medical school. Feel like I'm just a normal dude that just happens to read more than my classmates and is prepared for anything asked or procedures to do. I heard about imposter syndrome. Any tips? Taking the NCLEX in July too.
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>>679308413
Thanks for the advice, I'll go see my PCP about it since it won't hurt and I should get a physical for the year.
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>>679308698
10 Downing Street, London
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>>679306181
Why are you here? what do you expect to get from here? nobody does something for nothing or else it would be just a waste of time.
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>>679308616
Thing is, she and I are roommates
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>>679308669
She needs you more than you think she does! MS is awful, but having to deal with it alone is much worse.
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i need a hand please help
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>>679308413
>>679308085
only problem is the girls on the other side of the world.
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>>679308433
Its because he is a pseudo directive psych wannabe that understands only the surface of human psyche and is trying to apply it to anons collectively replying to maybe 1 2 questions of entry conversation.
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>>679308692
That guy should thank you just for getting a response back from you after what he said
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>>679308499
Hm. Sounds like you've been TRAINED to do this though, due to life events.

>>679308443
You walk away.

It hurts, it sucks, it'll make you feel worthless....but it's the right thing to do. I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry Anonymous...

>>679308545
Then go back and tell her it is impacting you. Don't let someone dismiss your feelings, Anonymous.

>>679308669
It's up to you Anonymous; do you think it is worth the pain and suffering you will experience? If so, then do it. If not, then walk away.

That's all there is to it; both choices suck. Pick the one that sucks least.

>>679308710
Why did you start?

>>679308754
Good luck!

>>679308741
That's all you are, but that's also all you need to be! It's all I am too, but look at me; my team at work asks me about everything, like I'm some oracle or something!

Nothing is wrong with you; you are great just the way you are! Stop questioning yourself!

Go for the gold in the Beijing olympics (of nursing) Anonymous!
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>>679308413
i have a few times...
and its more or less just about the fact that, she has this really good life, goes to a good school, has a lot of good friends and is an amazing artist and i'm just here sitting around doing nothing...
And is it weird that i think about getting really sick (like cancer) and just spending my last few months lying in bed doing nothing before i go away peacefully.
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>>679308849
What do you need bro?
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>>679306181
am i doing it right
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How do i stop being a cuck and man up? i wanna change to a alpha man
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>>679308973
Okay, thank you
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>>679308800
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_Downing_Street

Haha, you almost got me you saucy minx.
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>>679308549
>Why not put it out there open source?
I would, it's a rootkit however. There are some public PoC kits on github already, but they're pretty bad, terrible actually. If I somehow learned how to successfully make profits off of my projects, especially this, it could be very valuable to the right people.
Releasing this open-source would also upset a few people. I want to avoid that.
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>>679309024
trying to fap but the bone keeps stabbing my cock and i cant cum
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>>679308849
I can't give you a hand but we could easily finish the job.
Let me take you to the showers.
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>>679308973
Exactly. It started as simple, normal-level procrastination and evolved into this but I have no idea how to stop before something goes wrong.
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>>679308906
I'm pretty sure you're just butthurt about the fact that she is willing to help more people than you are willing to accept because she's not paying you as much attention!
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>>679308828
well if i left i know she would an hero. She has no one else capable of taking care of her either, her friends split when they saw how different she was.i know how bad it is, i know exactly how much she needs me.
Thats what makes this shitty, i really have no choice in the matter. i mean, who would leave someone like that...
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>>679309160
Google "JOI hands-free orgasm"
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>>679309162
thank god for hitler the world is a better place
oh you have to carry me im missing a leg
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>>679308549
Although I do have a question, now that I think about it:
Last night I had a huge surge in libido when I went to bed. Do you think it had to do with the antipsychotic, or was it just the fact that I hadn't had the opportunity for any sexual release during my hospital stay. (Kinda hard to do anything when you are under constant obaervation)
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>>679308802
*blinks* That conflicts with a LOT of what I learned in psychology. People aren't rational; they aren't always driven by their expected return.

Go back to economics class, Anonymous.

>>679308895
So make it work!

>>679308906
she!

>>679308985
It's not peaceful. Trust me.

>>679309061
Alpha and beta are not meaningful descriptors for how humans interact.

>>679309075
Nooo problem!

>>679309138
Oh? Tell me more; what does it do that other root kits don't?

Also, blue pill and many other rootkits are OS; it doesn't upset people. Maybe you could even present at SecCon!

Think about ways to make YOURSELF more valuable by publishing things for free; that's a very important way hackers move up.

>>679309208
You need to train yourself back to reality!

Start with small projects, force yourself to do them. Make a schedule, force yourself to keep to it. After ten weeks, you'll be out of the hole you are in; that's how long it takes to form a habit.

But it requires effort. Are you willing to put it in,, or will you miss your chance to blow?
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>>679308973
new group of friends when i was younger, think i was 14 years old, am 23 now. had alot of problems in school, so i started hanging out with punks, bums, skaters etc wich kinda led to me smoking weed, doing shrooms and LSD.
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>>679309052
What a mess you ruined a beautiful choo choo with your filth.
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>>679309264
I know it is tough. I am so sorry you have to deal with that. I have watched someone close to me die, and I loved that person quite a lot. It doesn't get better, or easier. I am so so sorry that you have to make this choice. I'm not a psych, I don't know how t help with making said choice, but as Alice said, you have to make the one that sucks the least, and I don't know which one that is!
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>>679308906
That's a very mean thing to say, I like you

>>679308927
I know right? Hata is awesome af
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>>679309439
but i catched it
hey op my gf need some help can you fix her
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>>679309284
Hm. It could even be random; libido is tricky even taking on certain poses increases it.

Antipsychotics tend to DECREASE it; did you perhaps cycle down on any of your meds recently? That could do it.

>>679309400
I'd...highly recommend not doing such things.
They could have caused literally all of your symptoms.
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>>679308973
>>679308669
so the douche bag and shit sandwich scenario. Is there some third option or is it really that bleak?
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I have stopped experiencing joy from things for a few years now

Graduated college, got a job at a startup company, pay wasn't great but it's becoming better as we're actually making a lot of growth

Saved up a lot of cash all my life, live with parents for 3 years after graduation so the last 3 years helped immensely

I bought an apartment, 155,000 really affordable mortgage of 85,000 for my current salary plus prospect of going up in salary by over €500 a month soon atleast

Neighbourhood is being renovated meaning value will increase from that alone

Had a lot of cash saved up so even after low mortgage have like 20k to spend on breaking down and building up

Everything is done properly by either professionals or friends who have experience as professionals

All furniture is new, no second hand bullshit save for a closet of 3m*3m*,4m for 500 from some couple in the bible belt so that shit is spotless af

Lost a lot of weight, down from 280lbs to 210lbs and still losing, 6'1, a dick the average btard would be jealous of and girls like me

I have not been able to experience any joy from this and I feel like I've just been living as a zombie for 6 years now, I'm usually either neutral or down, mostly neutral, like I'm not living but just existing and I feel horrible over it cause looking at my life I can find no genuine reason to not be happy
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>>679309554
and you owe having Hata as an avatar alllll to Alice
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>>679306181
Anything huh? How tall are you?
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>>679309281
That sucks!
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worst shrink eva
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>>679309364
Alpha beta question:

Then what is? How are some people so much more succesful with anything? Girls, money happyness, yet im here doing god knows what envying people like that. How do they do it? I have them seen talking easily to the prettiest gals like theyre nothing and i cant even maintain a 5 min conversation? What the fuck man...
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>>679309582
i stopped doing LSD after a bad trip around 4 years ago, thought i was gonna die right there. havent done shrooms for a year, and havent smoke weed for a month now
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>>679308895
>>679309364
its not like i can just up and fly there, nor her here. i wish i could.
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How does one lie to someone of your profession?
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>>679309698
I've already thanked Alice <3
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>>679309582
Took my first dose ever last night. I'm just on them short term to get my mood stable and then we will be looking at a more suitable mood stabilizer for the long term
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>>679306181
Alice?
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>>679309781
talking to pussy is easy talk about them they are vapid cunts.
my gf cant give head you can see why
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>>679309781
Because they developed confidence. You can too.
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op i ran over a guy should i go to the cops
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>>679309693
Neither of those are how it is; caring for someone who is dying is very rewarding, but on the other hand, her life is not your own, and you need to do what is right for you.

Change your perspective and make a decision Anonymous; making no decision is also a decision.

>>679309694
That's anhedonia, a symptom of depression. Seek medical attention.

>>679309720
5' 8"

>>679309781
Random luck mostly; where you start, what your mom ate when you were in the womb, all sorts of things beyond your control affect where you end up.

It's not about alpha vs beta, it's about complex socio-economic factors.

>>679309819
Skype.

>>679309821
They don't <4

>>679309887
Could be a paradoxical side effect; is it causing you harm or stress?

>>679309913
Yes?
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>>679309554
Of course, the main issue is that i can't stand someone insulting someone else for what was being used as avatar, that's just stupid.
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>>679310088
who cares what you think lol
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i was fingering a girl and this happened was i doing it right
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>>679310057
How much do you weigh?
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>>679309913
>>679310057
is pic related you?
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why did my friend suicide
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is my new gf going to be ok
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>>679309569
She used to like rough sex am i right? Well, you've gone a bit too far with her.
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>>679310088
Yeah Sci is a retard
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>>679309819
>>679310057
i guess that will have to do huh. she sang to me over skype today. it was beautiful. thanks op. good luck today
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>>679310182
Probably going to lose your fingernail but ya looks like your doing it right. Had a similar issue with fisting.
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op i found this nigger dead out the front of my house what should i do.
i need a friend to help me do some munting on him
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>>679306181
Where r you from?
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>>679310152
Your mother should gave followed my hints and performed abortion :/
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>>679310299
What the fuck? Eat somthing
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>>679310466
>
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this woman was giving birth at my work is she doing it right?
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>>679310057
>>679309693
thats the thing, i swear i have looked at this from every angle. Those two choices are literally the only choices i have. No decision is staying with her, coming up with a solution means staying with her. I mean i guess a third scenario would be killing one/both of us but im trying to think logically.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR1lEHlm9Gs

why didn't you pick a career with meaning?
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im so alone all my friend keep an hero
op make them stop
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>>679310468
I have a strong feminist about my self and I feel restrained when I don't Ack like it, is this normal.
I know I'm bi, and it might be the fact I haven't told anyone but then again Ill feel unexpected
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>>679308698
>>679309116

Jackass guy here. Okay, kidding aside I do have a question. I'm not certain if it's something you could help with, but here it goes.

So one of my closest friends (guy is closer than alot of my family) since childhood has kind of jumped (head first) into the deep end of the crazy pool when it comes to religion.

He's always been a Christfag. I'm cool with that, everyone's gotta have something I guess.

Lately though he's been up on some *really* weird noise. I mean stuff that makes /x/ look (mostly) sane. He also keeps showing me these Kent Hovind videos and telling me how great Kent Hovind is. I've tried to point out the obvious flaws in his logic, or point out how Hovind is really just some huckster, but he isn't having it. It's like he's brainwashed. He just NOPES anything that doesn't fit his new found little crazy-land.

I know he's not stupid, he's actually one of my smarter friends. Which only adds to my frustration that he won't see reason. I've tried to avoid the subject altogether, but it's like literally all he wants to talk about.

WHAT DO I DO? (pic related)
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>>679310057
Not really anything I can attribute to the medication. I have felt anxious since I was in the hospital but that just has to do with not having anything to do, plus I am sure that the fact that I had a fatal dose of acetaminophen in me has something to do with feeling off.
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>>679310527
*Have* My bad i misswrited because my brain had a lack of oxygen due to you stealing hair from me.
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even eating shit dont make the pain stop
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op why did she miss the toilet
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>>679310299
Get something on those bones you don't wanna end up like this lad in the picture.
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>>679306181
psychologist are garbage, placibo as fuck. only good thing u can get from them is prescriptions legal drugs. and what dose it mean not quite right, niga its life thats just a retarded question, what kind of entitled piece of shit thinks that life has to give him something good or bad
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I dont know what to do anymore.

i am self loathing like a motherfucker.
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think i found a keeper gf
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>>679310941
too fat would not interact
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op is he just sleeping i dont want nightmares
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>>679306181
is being a psychologist a mental disorder just like being gay or a furry, sissy?
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will he wake up op?
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>>679310762
Not OP but damn son that sounds like a cult
Careful that he doesn't try to involve you in some pyramid scheme
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>>679306181
Is it wrong if I tell myself that I love myself even after all my faults? My wife tells me I'm a good man, but sometimes I just feel so insignificant.
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>>679306181
you are probably a sht psychologist low tier garbage compared to bronze V or 1k mmr dota level
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>>679310466
Don't drive too fast and have a nice day!
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i bet you didnt know
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>>679309364
>Oh? Tell me more; what does it do that other root kits don't?
There's this weird lack of effort put into public shit. For example, Azazel, some shitty public userland kit, brags about being "anti-forensics" heavy and "anti-debug", and hundreds if not THOUSANDS of people use it daily.
How to remove it?
Simply ln -s /etc/ld.so.preload /tmp/dicks; echo "1">/tmp/dicks and it's gone.
It can also be detected via /proc/self/maps, ldd, LD_DEBUG environment variables.
Hell you can even just put the original libc shared library into the local LD_PRELOAD environment variable and override the libc functions hooked by Azazel.
Not to mention that most of the "anti-detection" shit won't even work without root permissions.

>Maybe you could even present at SecCon!
I'd love to present at a convention. But there's an issue there that I can't disclose publicly. Maybe we can talk somewhere else?

>Think about ways to make YOURSELF more valuable by publishing things for free; that's a very important way hackers move up.
True, true.
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why aint sandniggers built better op?
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wish i had a better set of hands op can you help
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>>679306887
Tags to find pics of a special topic/charakter/pose I presume
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Soooo.........what now?
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>>679311288

Yeah, no kidding. It's most certainly cult-ish. Only thing stopping them for being an actual future story on 60 minutes, is that they don't all live in some commune. I've known this guy for 20 years, and it just really sucks watching it all play out like it has.
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calling op
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Im diagnosed psychopath. How do i fix it.
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This thread is boring now
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>>679312007
You're perfectly normal. Being a psychopath is no different then being homosexual or a pedophile
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Are you early?
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>>679312075
Pretty much what happens when Alice leaves.
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why can't i get these panties to fit!
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>>679306181

>psycologist

lmao, i am more a psycologist than you.

Here we go kid.

Why did you study psychology?

I think freud and jung were right, and you are a little faggott.
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>>679312297
People need to learn to be independent
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I got them to fit!
>>
What's your occupation?
>>
Nice and snug
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>>679312356
>I think freud and jung were right
Not sure if trolling or...
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>>679312404
That's not gonna happen, at least here, if that was the case nobody would come her to ask for advices.
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>>679310762

>smart
>cristian

Chose one
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>>679306181
How long does it take to get milk?
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>>679306181
I'm FtM and I have always felt insecure.
Any way to feel confident about myself?
>>
Why you choose a useless major?
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>>679312485
OP is a software engineer/hacker for the NSA

I can't wait for it to go out of business under president Trump

>>679312621
4chan is full of degenerates
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>>679308125
I'm danish too mate and I am fairly sure CBD isn't illegal. Actually I just did a google search, it isn't illegal and can be bought online from danish companies, have at it mate.
>>
A few days ago I realized I was getting too close to the 25 BMI limit and decided on a diet. Since I'm lazy I decided to try and starve myself.

In order not to be reckless, I've only made my meals smaller and skip dinner every third day or so such that I won't become malnourished.

I'm getting used to the hunger by now, but am I at risk of developing an eating disorder? How should I best mitigate that risk (other than stopping the diet)?
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>>679312763
Yeah so the risk of her losing the job is very low.
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>>679306181
why doesn't my cat like me?
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>>679312629
About 10mins

>>679312703
Watch this video, it will change your life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDAU3SPYFsA

>>679312759
OP never went to college for psychology

>>679312800
Damn just get an exercise bike and play video games on that all day, fat ass shit

>>679312974
She wants to vote for Hillary... ugh..

>>679313035
Brush her hair everyday and she'll love you after two weeks
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Time for school... bye..
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>>679313212
It's not that bad she could have chosen to vote for Trump!
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>>679313389
Faggot
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>>679313212
>Damn just get an exercise bike and play video games on that all day, fat ass shit
So I've got nothing to worry about. Thanks!
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>>679313389
See ya around!
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>>679310762
Not OP but have your friend watch this debate between Kent Hovind (kook) and Hugh Ross (legit caltech astronomer and also a christian)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Z_br-4RCo

Also, check out Steven Hassan who has a lot of videos on youtube about how brainwashing and mind control work.
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Can I touch ur pee pee
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So let me say beforehand that physically speaking I'm a mess (all sorts of problems like shitty teeth, shitty body after weight loss, extremely shitty skin and I'm absurdly lazy).

So basically a few years ago I went to this place to take some classes. I was pretty much asocial, had many problems talking to people at first. I met some people who didn't consider me as a weirdo or anything so they became my friends. After a while I am becoming successful and there's this new girl in class, which isn't really all that attractive. My friends keep telling me that they noticed this girl kinda wanted to know me better. Eventually these friends just end up skipping classes and leaving the place, there's few of us left and this girl tries to talk to me about a few things, laughs at my stupid shit, you know the deal. After a while though I notice that I'm getting attracted to her and I'm also at a terrible state (which... hasn't improved much) so I decide to be a bit of a jackass about it and slowly ignore her because I don't feel I can get there. Eventually there's a point at which I can notice her being slightly cold, feeling like shit day by day. She was doing pretty good but eventually things turn around for her and she's getting terrible scores. I'm doing the opposite-- mighty good, with many new friends treating me like I'm some sort of prodigy or some stupid shit. I'm getting popular enough that even the teachers fancy me. Once that's done, most of my older mates part ways, a select few stick around. I take my own path. One of these friends needs to spend another year studying at the same place and this girl is still there.

Fast forward to 3 weeks ago. It's been too long since I've seen her, more than a year and we didn't even say goodbye. I'm just talking to some other friend about stupid shit like things I regret not doing, and she suddenly pops up in my head. Really regretting ignoring her like that. But...
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OPs answers seem in most cases to be one-sentence responses without any followup questions. Often times questions aren't even answered.

Any /b/-tard could do this.
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Is it worth being a psychologist? I plan to become one but y'know.
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>>679313967
...1 week ago, one of my old friends, the chick that had to stick for another year studying, asks me to go for a few drinks. That's normal until she mentions her. That girl. She says that she's been asking around for my number and if she could give it to her. What could she want after I practically treated her like crap? And why now of all times, when I didn't even expect to see her again? In the last year a few people got my number just to ask for help, nothing more. She asked for my number just so she could talk to me. We talked about how things went in life for each other, and she said something along the lines of "well, it's been a pleasure talking to you, have a good evening". And that's how it ends. I suddenly felt like I wanted to talk to her more and fix the mess. But I'm still a mess myself. What do I even do now?
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>>679306181
Greetings,

I am a paranoid person, and will never be able to be content

I am considered cynical and negative when the its actually quite the contrary.

When situations happen i am the planner and calm one.

My issue is i never will be able to exccept people for being honest.

They all seem to lie when it favors them.

even my close friends and family i cannot trust.

i go through mental breakdowns of anger, and sorrow.

how can i over come my issue with trust?

Especially when things trigger me or flags are raised that seem suspicious.
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>>679306700
dont, look at them asses all day erry day
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>>679306181

Hi, I am a handsome 28-year-old male who is in his final year at University studying environmental science with an excellent GPA, won deans awards and a good future ahead of me.

My issue in life is letting go of the idea of 'the one' combined with how fucked the state of the female sex has become in western coteries because of feminism (in before Asian woman). I am very bad at getting involved in relationships and as a result I am forever alone. This makes me deeply depressed and angry at the world.

How can I move past this and get on with my life and not care so much.
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>>679306181
I want to become a woman
I literally think about it every day since I was a child
Im growing older
Im getting deformed by testosterone
I'm 6'0" and doc said I still have a couple of inches left to grow
I hate my life
Stopped talking to everyone
Don't want to see friends
Browse 4chan every day

What do, OP?
>>
hello, i'm a reddit user, thanks 4 the meme.
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yes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGKSnSYjKTA
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>>679315425
them feels

if youre serious and young enough youre lucky you live in an age that it is more common

when i was younger there was no such thing as "sissy"

it was shemales from plastic surgery crossdressers, or drag queens

if i was in your shoes id avoid having kids find a solid job, get my own place and suck cock all day
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>>679315717
I have no skills
I have no sex drive
I constantly consider what the best option is: an hero or become a freak.
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>>679309364
Tits or gtfo. Rules apply to everyone even you.
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>>679306181
Im in love to a touhou fictional character named alice i knew she is not.real but i still love her the reason why i dont.have.any gf at my.age any advices?
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>>679314607
What kind of psychologist. If you mean psychotherapist then no.
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>>679306181
I hate all Asians, especially since anHero Nagasaki is here on 4chan... What do?
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>>679316058
you probably have some pretty dank skills

no sex drive?

do you have a gf?
do you masterbate?
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