Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>tfw you find out the terror threat level in your country is severe
Woke up in a panic, hurrying to get ready for work, not sure if I have enough time
Alarm was set an hour early
Thread survey: nyanpasu edition
What kind of stupid human tricks can you do?
>raise left eyebrow, double jointed thumbs, can do that weird eye shake thing
I thought that was the Karen from Brazil who browses /waifu/ during his classes too.
>wow, im really ignorant not knowing that about Tsuzu.
Those scars show how you had to fight pain and survived it, they are beautiful.
Where you at?
Never got to say thanks for those latvian tunes syndra
That was some neat shit
Hi Renge. Bye Renge.
I can open ramune bottles with my penis.
England. Severe from international terrorism and moderate from Irish terrorism
Can make my hands look like they were crushed.
I think we both paid for our perseverance with scars.
Yours just aren't visible on the outside. <3
>Alarm was set an hour early
I feel you, but at least thats better than 1 hour late.
I can wiggle my ears a little bit.
Not sure if this counts but i have terrible blood circulation and during winter my hands look purple, and any little force will make them white for a while, so you can draw in my hands with your fingers.
I believe it. Feels weird to be glad to live in America. Good luck with those mudslimes.
I can fuck up at every opportunity
i've missed you so much.... ;;;;___;;;
But Miku that's all of us
Is this friendly NY Tomoko?
Yeah, that's true. I can do something weird like that where even the lightest scratch will make my skin turn red for several minutes, so I often draw on my chest. How's your morning Homu?
I don't even know what that means but I'm betting it's cool
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
It's literally in the rules
More the fact that it's obviously kebabs but that would be non pc so they go for a useless label.
I've missed you too, Sci. I've been on >>>/jp/ a lot
how are you?
It is! NEET Tomoko for short. How are you?
i have literally never posted on that board..!
i'm decent -- trying to get employed and stuff
Im curious about this one.
Good thing i have a Tsuzu in my life that makes the pain go away in an instant <3
>butterflies in stomach
Its great so far, just looking for music and browsing /waifu/ so its not entirely productive. I will have to dive into the books this afternoon.
I'm doing pretty well this morning. Presently listening to Dr. Nyanpasu because I'm a fucking weeb. I need to search this house to see if there's some coffee left somewhere. How about you?
That's great to hear, how is your mental state?
Luckily we have the solid policy of sending the vast majority of refugees on to Sweden.
>I need to search this house to see if there's some coffee left somewhere. How about you?
I wish i could let you try mine. I never drank a better coffee than the one my machine makes.
You all serious?
yo, i thought that person who posted kurumi might be you also when i first saw them LOL
my mental state is fair. i've been wanting to get off my meds, but if i dont take them for a couple days i get really dizzy.. i think once i've held a job for a month or so i'll try to get off em for good.
also i started smoking
What kind of music are you looking for? Perhaps this recorder can be of assistance. And what are you studying?
Damn. I think there's one of those here but I've never actually bothered to use it.
That's some top shelf kek right there
Yeah, sounds neat. Post it nigga.
>tfw moment ruined when I have to think
>Crawling in my skin
>These wounds, they will not heal
Fucking stupid Linkin Park.
But sadly, I'm not staying here, just claiming.
>What kind of music are you looking for? Perhaps this recorder can be of assistance. And what are you studying?
Looking for noise, bleep, grime, whatever has ambience and bass.
I dunno how to say this without sounding like a jerk but im glad they won't heal, they are beautiful and if they go away its like you never had those "war trophies".
>whispers into your ear
And thats my fetish.
10/10 song tho, bring the oldschool LP back!
>What kind of music are you looking for?
>Looking for noise, bleep, grime, whatever has ambience and bass.
tfw the tips of your fingers feel like they're filling up with blood and expanding
You should go bother alice in her other thread lol
Tons of people over here seem to be sympathetic to the refugees but that seems like a lot of not my problem
I'm gonna be real, I don't know that I've ever heard anything quite like this. I listen to a lot of stuff, but everything I listen to is largely melodic. The closest I get to anything like that is downbeat.
I need an adult.
I was going to say the past is in the past, so there's nothing we could do anyways, and the past is what made you what you are.
But it's not completely true for you... and
I wouldn't want you to go through all these things to save me.
So instead I would be asking you to stay as you are.
>what's with the constant role reversal today
But these are just my thoughts.
I'm fine with not changing anything now.
she stopped responding to my emails a few days ago for some reason
I like downtempo (not deep at all into it, but id like to be), so send me one or two tunes that you like!
Forgot to say but im in a weird course that is between highschool and university about programming (mainly java) and managing enterprise projects.
She's terrible and just moves on to the next person when she's bored of them
im still gonna show up to her thread at 7-8pm tho
do you by chance know what time zone she's in?
Das good. It's a good language to start out in.
Is this what you want to do? More in a web direction or application?
She's in my timezone! We both live 10mins away from each other lol
oh good that makes it easy
give me your phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls :3
>So instead I would be asking you to stay as you are.
The moment i quit doing whatever i can to save the person i love i will turn into something ugly...
Its application oriented and while i love coding, personally im not very satisfied with the course as a whole, its pretty much a waste of money and time since i could go to university just by doing 2 exams and theres a lot more enterprise managing stuff than i expected.
Also i miss Design classes.
Just tired or still sick?
Y'all weirdos plan this shit out way more than I do
Quick spotify search makes this playlist look pretty good. Couple of favorites:
Also not sure what the hell this qualifies as because musical taxonomy is not my strong suit, but I dig this one
what the heck are you doing ya goofball? dont you know it's the current year!
anyway in that case you need to post in the waifu threads sometimes
it's not weird she said she'd be back at 7-8 pm in her thread
I think the word crushed doesn't fit it perfectly. I think f$#ked up fits.
So uhh, here ya go....
They're from a an 4*2chan circlejerk
Sounds like you're basically doing what I did.
Business Informatics or whatever you'd call it.
If that is the case then I understand your suffering.
The management skills will NOT hurt you, so pay attention, but they are boring. I can totally see why you'd rather specialize in programming.
You can do that later.
I don't use phones because of my st-stutter
>what is texting
Going with ez questions for 100 Alex
Meanwhile I'm just trying to actually get myself to go back to school for anything
Like actually anything
i see. rly i just want to be able to instant message you tho cuz i dont like you disappearing for so long :(
as an aside, one of my dad's best friends used to have a severe stutter when he was young and it's hardly noticeable now. you ever think about speech therapy/have you had it before?
I text through Facebook, I don't need a phone for that
Therapy has made it worse v.v
You don't necessarily have to go back to school.. but you have to try to focus on something productive.
Occasionally, at least.
Gee that looks so crooked, does it hurt or something to do that?
Thy, listened to the first one and loved it, going to tackle the 2nd now.
Im not great at taxonomy too and too many circlejerks form around it... Its music, thats all that matters.
Pretty much, but im assuming your course was actually higher education, mine is in an awkward spot that serves as a bridge into it.
>The management skills will NOT hurt you, so pay attention, but they are boring. I can totally see why you'd rather specialize in programming.
I barely paid attention to it during classes... later on while studying i ended up enjoying it a lot more than i thought i would. But if im going to be a code rat i don't see how this could help me at all. (Unless i manage to get a much better job than what im looking for.)
>Like actually anything
Don't. You will be wasting time, money and mainly patience. If you're going to put effort into something put it into something you like and later on you can get a job in the area you want.
Don't ruin your life by dedicating it into something you don't enjoy.
I don't know. My arms are completely numb.
>sorry for late replies
that is not good :\
i love u
hehe <3 -leans forward and steals a kiss from your lips- i love you too
i'll worm my way into your permanent contacts someday
Damn, sorry to hear that
Especially because last time that happened to me I had viral meningitis, was temporarily paralyzed, and blacked out for about a day.
Hopefully that's not you, though.
I figure I can change my path later. I'm just going to try and get some core classes out of the way as I figure things out. I might get an associate's and become a rad tech and start to move up the radiology track
Tried to get a good picture of the eye thing because that's my favorite but my phone isn't good enough
Anyhow, I gotta head to work now. Going to try to actually have a reasonable conversation with the girl I like during lunch. Wish me luck.
Nah, it doesn't hurt unless I do it constantly. My hand is normal. Just do it to show people.
Accounting never hurt anybody, even if you're just the treasurer of a sports club or something like that - not to mention taxes and managing your finances, investment, that sort of thing.
Good luck friend! Take care.
You'll have to enjoy killing as much as I do then
Whats up guys, good morning. I have to go to school but I'll chat for a bit when I get there! I hope you all slept well!
anyway i gotta lie down im getting all fuzzy and weird
take care of yourself, darling
So... very relevant question.
How do you like your eggs?
Hard, soft, fertilized? :^)
Sunny side up, easy over? Whatever.
Only egg, though. E G G
So no fancy scrambled eggs.
Yes, I'm eating eggs right now.
Mostly hard boiled with some soft in the center.
-kisses you all over your face- it was good seeing you again <3 bye
Claiming Seaport Hime.
Going to lunch and then study so im heavily lurking.
Aight, that sounds like a smart thing to do and radiology is pretty unique and awesome.
Whelp you're right (like usual). You just reminded me how im getting older and soon i will be managing my own finances, must be a pain in the ass.
My gripe with this is that the project management stuff is a LOT more than what it looked like. I dont want to exaggerate but 40% of my classes were about enterprise stuff, that goes through managing personnel, resources, money, producing schedules for projects, registering a business enterprise and even spying on rival companies.
Soft boiled i guess.
>So no fancy scrambled eggs.
But but... Omelette with tons of pepper, ham cubes and few other things >>> any other egg.
Hey there... don't do anything kinky with my boat.
I just ate way too much food...
Oh, I won't. I'll just stay passive, really.
>How do you like your eggs?
Only "fancy" egg dishes, can't stand normal eggs.
Yeah, I feel you. But if you're lucky it really pays off.
If not you'll be the programmer that also knows the business side of things.
And yeah, omlette or scrambled done right beats all other eggs, but it's unfair to just plain eggs.
All, except fertilized.
Really? Thanks <3
I can't wait for you faggots leaving the EU.
Fuck your queen and fuck cameron.
Disgusting britfags. Go fuck youself with some fish and chips.
I like them scrambled.
That sounds awful.
Can you post the one where there's two panels of her face up close, a little closer the second time and you see her pupils?
>hope that's a sufficient explanation
>inb4 why do I remember it
Uh, forgot, this is tsuzu.
No Chens were harmed in the making of this post.
What did you have?
I'm in a shitty mood.
>Implying there's a difference between kids and teens
>Captcha is eggs
Hi Syndra. I had some chicken stroganoff with rice. What are you up to today?
Sup Tats? Did something or someone rub you the wrong way? Are Tuesdays the equivalent of Mondays for you?
I'm gonna assume.. assume.. your mother uses them.
Because mine does HOLY FUCK.
Theres quite the difference really.
There's nothing wrong with emotes and roleplaying ^^
If you ate so much it sure must have been delicious.
I just ate three eggs and I think that was too many.
I'll stick with 2 in the future.
Alright, I am back and with an autistic question.
>whatd the one song the makes you feel?
Not sure why, but for me itd swing life away by rise against
Tuesday's schedule couldn't be any worse even it tried, it's just none stop back and forth with no end in sight. Not that it matters, Wednesdays are big improvement anyways and Easter is right around the corner.
How is your day going?
However there is something very wrong with thumbnails.
I didnt know how to say it in English but i like my eggs fried, does that count or too fancy?
Eggs are protein overdose so yea...
im a sucker for pianos
It's a good question.
>second time in 5 minutes
Shinkai in general gets to me, so naturally the ending movies count
My mother actually doesn't though my dad likes them a bit, though she has some really weird email names.
Pan fried is perfectly ordinary.
There just shouldn't bee any (or many) other ingredients besides eggs.
It would be unfair towards an ordinary boiled egg and such.
It was nice and tasty. I'm just bad when it comes to eating, as I tend to try and finish everything on my plate, even if it'll make my stomach hurt. See Louis CK for reference regarding eating food (one of his earlier shows, can't remember which one).
Besides eating one too many eggs, how are you doing today?
>Tuesday's schedule couldn't be any worse
I see. Good to hear that you'll have it a bit easier tomorrow.
>Easter is right around the corner.
Got any plans for Easter?
My day has been good. Had a very productive seminar earlier. Currently drinking some beer and taking it easy.
Oh I used to use those thumbnails on LiveJournal, I do have full res pics though
At work now
>you took my question
Also I can't find the right version but this song
>There just shouldn't bee any (or many) other ingredients besides eggs.
Black pepper is all i need.
This is pretty good <3
Im a sucker for pianos too, and piano + violin is the ultimate combo.
This question is way too hard so i will just post my favourite Yoko Shimomura work:
Only sleep and tea.
I caught something bad and my head is killing me.
I tink i posted something like this yesterday but
I have full art too
I've been careful not to eat too much since years ago, so I don't force myself the finish anything unless it's exceptionally good and I put too much on my plate.
Also no sweets or anything (and probably other stuff I'm forgetting), but I'm still slightly heavier than I want...
But I'm good. I've been making some progress with my drawing.
It's why I'm not writing much lately. Busy, busy.
But you know it's hard to stay away.
Juri, my person of colour. How's it going? Keeping it real with some SF?
>I caught something bad and my head is killing me.
Friends and family to blame? Or did you just get unlucky and caught a random bug going around?
Lime blossom in the cup?
I'm gotta take some time off and get ready for exam season. You know write some exams papers and the sort. I'll be off with no internet for some time during Easter, maybe a week or so, nothing to write home about really.
I listened to a few of the songs and some made me feel the feely feels. Sadly I have to go now. I'll swing by in a few hours. Bye all, have a great day!
That's fair. Many people like salt with their eggs.
Of course such a simple dish isn't the best thing you can make with eggs.
But is eggs.
>gotta eat all of them
>inb4 captcha is eggs again
Your Easter is at the wrong time, heretic.
No seriously, when is your Easter?
The 1st of May. We use the old Orthodox system in Greece. You're the heretics here, son.
See you later, Hamakaze.
Double heretic considering I'm a protestant.
>Food is evil
Yeah, I feel you. I've been gaining a little weight as of late, so I'm going to alter my portions from now on.
>I've been making some progress with my drawing.
You draw? That's awesome! I'd like to see your drawing when you finish, if that's okay.
>But you know it's hard to stay away.
Whenever I drop in I see you. I'm convinced that you do not sleep.
>write some exams papers and the sort
Ugh, don't remind me. I've got a lot of things rapidly approaching. I'm most likely going to be really busy around early May, as well as late May and early June.
>I'll be off with no internet for some time during Easter
I can imagine that this would really assist you in writing said papers. Maybe I should try doing something like that when my deadline(s) are imminent. Too bad I love having access to the Internet.
That's a pity. I hope it's not anything too serious and that you'll see a swift recover.
I actually searched for lime blossom at my local store today. Didn't find any, so I'm going to a bigger one in a day or two. Hoping to find some there.
Last time i had something like this i was out for a week.
But i think its getting better now
>or that might just be tea kicking in.
But hey, its not all bad news today
As long as you're not a Catholic, you're alright in my eyes.
You should really try taking a break some time. I take a break every summer for at least two months, and every once in a while I decide to disappear.
I left the chan when Mootkins decided to cuck it, but I didn't migrate I just quit altogether. I still came back evidently, but nothing lasts forever I guess.
I'm always connected to the Internet in some fashion. So it's only willpower not making me lurk here. And I don't have any willpower. :^)
Not enough in any case.
I do sleep, though. Homura can attest to that somewhat, then again we sleep at the same time (together......) so I might be doing things.. hmm.
The food thing is one reliant on willpower, as well. I've really trained myself to hate sweet and fatty food or ultra-high carb stuff.
So even though I know it tastes good I feel no desire to eat it.
Only real exception is milk products and ice cream (also a milk product, heh).
You will see the drawing if it's good enough.
It's related to the thread anyways.
I'm also looking forward to seeing the commissions being made.
I promise to not squeeze too hard.