Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
Anal
claimed Claimed
>Usual best sadistic fighter claim
Minatsuki <3
>tfw you find out the terror threat level in your country is severe
Woke up in a panic, hurrying to get ready for work, not sure if I have enough time
Alarm was set an hour early
Fuck
Thread survey: nyanpasu edition
What kind of stupid human tricks can you do?
>raise left eyebrow, double jointed thumbs, can do that weird eye shake thing
>>678978492
My favorite.
>Ryuko claim
>>678977777
Self-checked.
>>678977819
>>678977898
I thought that was the Karen from Brazil who browses /waifu/ during his classes too.
>>678977962
>wow, im really ignorant not knowing that about Tsuzu.
Those scars show how you had to fight pain and survived it, they are beautiful.
>>678978548
What country?
>>678978580
Nothing
>>678978548
Where you at?
>>678978607
Never got to say thanks for those latvian tunes syndra
That was some neat shit
>>678978548
RIP Germany.
>>678978582
Ayy
>>678978580
Hi Renge. Bye Renge.
>>678978580
I can open ramune bottles with my penis.
>>678978715
England. Severe from international terrorism and moderate from Irish terrorism
>>678978513
BLOOD CHAN IS THAT YOU?????
>>678978580
Oh and I can poop without having to wipe with a 90% success rate.
>>678978580
Can make my hands look like they were crushed.
Claimed.
>>678978844
>international terrorism
Oh England
hi btw
>>678978668
I think we both paid for our perseverance with scars.
Yours just aren't visible on the outside. <3
>>678978580
>Alarm was set an hour early
I feel you, but at least thats better than 1 hour late.
>>678978580
I can wiggle my ears a little bit.
Not sure if this counts but i have terrible blood circulation and during winter my hands look purple, and any little force will make them white for a while, so you can draw in my hands with your fingers.
>>678978896
I believe it. Feels weird to be glad to live in America. Good luck with those mudslimes.
>>678978580
I can fuck up at every opportunity
I need someone to erp a loli for me
bloochat.com/loli
>>678978848
Yeah lol hi ^^
>>678979040
Go ask on /trash/
Almoust noone does erp here
>>678979058
i've missed you so much.... ;;;;___;;;
>>678978931
I know right. It's always going to be someone from inside the country
>>678979003
I envy your elevated threat level
>>678979015
But Miku that's all of us
>>678979003
Is this friendly NY Tomoko?
>>678978996
Yeah, that's true. I can do something weird like that where even the lightest scratch will make my skin turn red for several minutes, so I often draw on my chest. How's your morning Homu?
>>678978900
I don't even know what that means but I'm betting it's cool
>>678979130
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
It's literally in the rules
>>678979173
More the fact that it's obviously kebabs but that would be non pc so they go for a useless label.
>>678979148
I've missed you too, Sci. I've been on >>>/jp/ a lot
how are you?
>>678979241
It is! NEET Tomoko for short. How are you?
>>678979273
We should be closing our borders to immigration completely not opening them to refugees
>>678979290
i have literally never posted on that board..!
i'm decent -- trying to get employed and stuff
>>678978900
Im curious about this one.
>>678978983
Good thing i have a Tsuzu in my life that makes the pain go away in an instant <3
>butterflies in stomach
>>678979241
Its great so far, just looking for music and browsing /waifu/ so its not entirely productive. I will have to dive into the books this afternoon.
>>678979368
I'm doing pretty well this morning. Presently listening to Dr. Nyanpasu because I'm a fucking weeb. I need to search this house to see if there's some coffee left somewhere. How about you?
>>678979421
Fuck you
>>678979448
That's great to hear, how is your mental state?
>>678979384
Luckily we have the solid policy of sending the vast majority of refugees on to Sweden.
>>678979620
>I need to search this house to see if there's some coffee left somewhere. How about you?
I wish i could let you try mine. I never drank a better coffee than the one my machine makes.
>>678979684
>Sweden
I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that country. Do you mean New Somalia ?
>>678979241
>>678979618
You all serious?
>>678979658
yo, i thought that person who posted kurumi might be you also when i first saw them LOL
my mental state is fair. i've been wanting to get off my meds, but if i dont take them for a couple days i get really dizzy.. i think once i've held a job for a month or so i'll try to get off em for good.
also i started smoking
>>678979618
What kind of music are you looking for? Perhaps this recorder can be of assistance. And what are you studying?
>>678979759
Damn. I think there's one of those here but I've never actually bothered to use it.
>>678979771
That's some top shelf kek right there
>>678979829
Yeah, sounds neat. Post it nigga.
>>678979618
>tfw moment ruined when I have to think
>Crawling in my skin
>These wounds, they will not heal
Fucking stupid Linkin Park.
Dio-sama...
But sadly, I'm not staying here, just claiming.
>>678980004
have a good one, dio!
>>678979898
In all seriousness I sincerely hope the UK decides to leave the EU and close it's borders to the "refugees"
>>678979829
See >>678979898
>>678979898
>What kind of music are you looking for? Perhaps this recorder can be of assistance. And what are you studying?
Looking for noise, bleep, grime, whatever has ambience and bass.
>>678979960
I dunno how to say this without sounding like a jerk but im glad they won't heal, they are beautiful and if they go away its like you never had those "war trophies".
>whispers into your ear
And thats my fetish.
10/10 song tho, bring the oldschool LP back!
>>678979898
>What kind of music are you looking for?
>Looking for noise, bleep, grime, whatever has ambience and bass.
Basically this:
https://youtu.be/lrQaoZrI0zg?t=111
tfw the tips of your fingers feel like they're filling up with blood and expanding
>>678979872
You should go bother alice in her other thread lol
>>678980699
which thread?
>>678980375
Tons of people over here seem to be sympathetic to the refugees but that seems like a lot of not my problem
>>678980677
What
>>678980414
I'm gonna be real, I don't know that I've ever heard anything quite like this. I listen to a lot of stuff, but everything I listen to is largely melodic. The closest I get to anything like that is downbeat.
>>678980414
I need an adult.
I was going to say the past is in the past, so there's nothing we could do anyways, and the past is what made you what you are.
But it's not completely true for you... and
I wouldn't want you to go through all these things to save me.
So instead I would be asking you to stay as you are.
>what's with the constant role reversal today
But these are just my thoughts.
I'm fine with not changing anything now.
>>678980699
nvm found it
>>678981040
Nvm, she left for work lol >>678981040
>>678981208
>>678981230
aw rip
she stopped responding to my emails a few days ago for some reason
>>678981329
god-tier waifu
>>678981056
I like downtempo (not deep at all into it, but id like to be), so send me one or two tunes that you like!
Forgot to say but im in a weird course that is between highschool and university about programming (mainly java) and managing enterprise projects.
>>678981337
She's terrible and just moves on to the next person when she's bored of them
>>678981499
;_;
im still gonna show up to her thread at 7-8pm tho
do you by chance know what time zone she's in?
>dies internally
>>678981491
>java
Das good. It's a good language to start out in.
Is this what you want to do? More in a web direction or application?
>>678981671
Hello Galko.
>>678981636
She's in my timezone! We both live 10mins away from each other lol
>>678981830
oh good that makes it easy
give me your phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls :3
>>678981138
>So instead I would be asking you to stay as you are.
The moment i quit doing whatever i can to save the person i love i will turn into something ugly...
>>678981678
Its application oriented and while i love coding, personally im not very satisfied with the course as a whole, its pretty much a waste of money and time since i could go to university just by doing 2 exams and theres a lot more enterprise managing stuff than i expected.
Also i miss Design classes.
>>678981950
i dont have a phone...
>>678981671
Just tired or still sick?
>>678981636
Y'all weirdos plan this shit out way more than I do
>>678981491
https://open.spotify.com/user/fikretakgul/playlist/3JHI7ngyO1gfX4zSapkS5E
Quick spotify search makes this playlist look pretty good. Couple of favorites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbgyKJkHxQ
Also not sure what the hell this qualifies as because musical taxonomy is not my strong suit, but I dig this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I18_VNjX3g&nohtml5=False
>>678982031
what the heck are you doing ya goofball? dont you know it's the current year!
anyway in that case you need to post in the waifu threads sometimes
>>678982073
it's not weird she said she'd be back at 7-8 pm in her thread
>>678982143
I see
I don't even know what you're talking about to be perfectly honest
>renge
>>678982239
silly d:
>>678979898
>>678980414
I think the word crushed doesn't fit it perfectly. I think f$#ked up fits.
So uhh, here ya go....
>>678982331
Whadda fug :DDD
>>678982239
They're from a an 4*2chan circlejerk
lmao post of the year >>678977647
>>678981979
Sounds like you're basically doing what I did.
Business Informatics or whatever you'd call it.
If that is the case then I understand your suffering.
The management skills will NOT hurt you, so pay attention, but they are boring. I can totally see why you'd rather specialize in programming.
You can do that later.
>>678982143
I don't use phones because of my st-stutter
>>678982621
>what is texting
Going with ez questions for 100 Alex
>>678982502
Meanwhile I'm just trying to actually get myself to go back to school for anything
Like actually anything
>>678982621
i see. rly i just want to be able to instant message you tho cuz i dont like you disappearing for so long :(
as an aside, one of my dad's best friends used to have a severe stutter when he was young and it's hardly noticeable now. you ever think about speech therapy/have you had it before?
>>678982398
Enjoyed?
>>678982723
I text through Facebook, I don't need a phone for that
>>678982857
Therapy has made it worse v.v
>>678982723
You don't necessarily have to go back to school.. but you have to try to focus on something productive.
Occasionally, at least.
>>678982331
Gee that looks so crooked, does it hurt or something to do that?
>>678982073
Thy, listened to the first one and loved it, going to tackle the 2nd now.
Im not great at taxonomy too and too many circlejerks form around it... Its music, thats all that matters.
>>678982502
>Business Informatics
Pretty much, but im assuming your course was actually higher education, mine is in an awkward spot that serves as a bridge into it.
>The management skills will NOT hurt you, so pay attention, but they are boring. I can totally see why you'd rather specialize in programming.
I barely paid attention to it during classes... later on while studying i ended up enjoying it a lot more than i thought i would. But if im going to be a code rat i don't see how this could help me at all. (Unless i manage to get a much better job than what im looking for.)
>>678982723
>Like actually anything
Don't. You will be wasting time, money and mainly patience. If you're going to put effort into something put it into something you like and later on you can get a job in the area you want.
Don't ruin your life by dedicating it into something you don't enjoy.
>>678981768
Hi Juri.
>>678982073
I don't know. My arms are completely numb.
>sorry for late replies
>>678982961
oh my
that is not good :\
btw
i love u
>>678983102
hehe <3 -leans forward and steals a kiss from your lips- i love you too
>>678983244
i'll worm my way into your permanent contacts someday
you'll see
>>678983077
Damn, sorry to hear that
Especially because last time that happened to me I had viral meningitis, was temporarily paralyzed, and blacked out for about a day.
Hopefully that's not you, though.
>>678983046
I figure I can change my path later. I'm just going to try and get some core classes out of the way as I figure things out. I might get an associate's and become a rad tech and start to move up the radiology track
>>678982900
Very much
Tried to get a good picture of the eye thing because that's my favorite but my phone isn't good enough
Anyhow, I gotta head to work now. Going to try to actually have a reasonable conversation with the girl I like during lunch. Wish me luck.
>>678983046
Nah, it doesn't hurt unless I do it constantly. My hand is normal. Just do it to show people.
>>678983046
Accounting never hurt anybody, even if you're just the treasurer of a sports club or something like that - not to mention taxes and managing your finances, investment, that sort of thing.
>>678983374
Good luck friend! Take care.
>>678983317
You'll have to enjoy killing as much as I do then
Whats up guys, good morning. I have to go to school but I'll chat for a bit when I get there! I hope you all slept well!
>>678983712
we'll see
anyway i gotta lie down im getting all fuzzy and weird
take care of yourself, darling
>>678983743
Good morning
So... very relevant question.
How do you like your eggs?
Hard, soft, fertilized? :^)
Sunny side up, easy over? Whatever.
Only egg, though. E G G
So no fancy scrambled eggs.
Yes, I'm eating eggs right now.
Mostly hard boiled with some soft in the center.
>>678983892
Over medium
>renge on her way out the door
>>678983792
-kisses you all over your face- it was good seeing you again <3 bye
Claiming Seaport Hime.
Going to lunch and then study so im heavily lurking.
>>678983374
Aight, that sounds like a smart thing to do and radiology is pretty unique and awesome.
>>678983609
Whelp you're right (like usual). You just reminded me how im getting older and soon i will be managing my own finances, must be a pain in the ass.
My gripe with this is that the project management stuff is a LOT more than what it looked like. I dont want to exaggerate but 40% of my classes were about enterprise stuff, that goes through managing personnel, resources, money, producing schedules for projects, registering a business enterprise and even spying on rival companies.
>>678983892
Soft boiled i guess.
>So no fancy scrambled eggs.
But but... Omelette with tons of pepper, ham cubes and few other things >>> any other egg.
>>678984207
*glares*
Hey there... don't do anything kinky with my boat.
Tatsuta claimed.
I just ate way too much food...
>>678983244
>>678983987
nice roleplaying
>>678984393
Oh, I won't. I'll just stay passive, really.
>>678983892
>How do you like your eggs?
Only "fancy" egg dishes, can't stand normal eggs.
>>678984393
Yeah, I feel you. But if you're lucky it really pays off.
If not you'll be the programmer that also knows the business side of things.
And yeah, omlette or scrambled done right beats all other eggs, but it's unfair to just plain eggs.
>>678983892
All, except fertilized.
>>678984490
Really? Thanks <3
>>678978844
I can't wait for you faggots leaving the EU.
Fuck your queen and fuck cameron.
Disgusting britfags. Go fuck youself with some fish and chips.
>>678983892
I like them scrambled.
>>678983374
That sounds awful.
>>678984788
I really hope you're trolling
>>678984868
Trolling? That's for kids
>>678984791
>>678984490
Hey Chen.
Can you post the one where there's two panels of her face up close, a little closer the second time and you see her pupils?
>hope that's a sufficient explanation
>inb4 why do I remember it
>>678985191
Uh, forgot, this is tsuzu.
No Chens were harmed in the making of this post.
>>678983892
Crushed
>>678984452
What did you have?
>>678985083
So is emoticons
I'm in a shitty mood.
https://youtu.be/cV2EUUF47Ms
>>678985430
Emotes are for teens~
>>678985544
>Implying there's a difference between kids and teens
>Captcha is eggs
>>678985388
Hi Syndra. I had some chicken stroganoff with rice. What are you up to today?
>>678985510
Sup Tats? Did something or someone rub you the wrong way? Are Tuesdays the equivalent of Mondays for you?
>>678985430
I'm gonna assume.. assume.. your mother uses them.
Because mine does HOLY FUCK.
>>678985681
Theres quite the difference really.
>>678985681
There's nothing wrong with emotes and roleplaying ^^
>>678985738
If you ate so much it sure must have been delicious.
I just ate three eggs and I think that was too many.
I'll stick with 2 in the future.
Alright, I am back and with an autistic question.
>whatd the one song the makes you feel?
Not sure why, but for me itd swing life away by rise against
>>678986099
Whats*
>maybe I have autism
>>678985738
Tuesday's schedule couldn't be any worse even it tried, it's just none stop back and forth with no end in sight. Not that it matters, Wednesdays are big improvement anyways and Easter is right around the corner.
How is your day going?
>>678986099
This one.
https://youtu.be/qbtZyuOMdHI
>>678985821
However there is something very wrong with thumbnails.
>>678985748
I didnt know how to say it in English but i like my eggs fried, does that count or too fancy?
>>678985980
Eggs are protein overdose so yea...
>>678986099
im a sucker for pianos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGvIzFRcRMA
>>678986099
It's a good question.
>select eggs
>second time in 5 minutes
>>678986099
Shinkai in general gets to me, so naturally the ending movies count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJmvvZk4C1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6VmyE0Ic9s
>>678985748
My mother actually doesn't though my dad likes them a bit, though she has some really weird email names.
ayyyyyyyy
>>678986099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzWXgbZeYM&nohtml5=False
>>678986214
Pan fried is perfectly ordinary.
There just shouldn't bee any (or many) other ingredients besides eggs.
It would be unfair towards an ordinary boiled egg and such.
>>678985980
It was nice and tasty. I'm just bad when it comes to eating, as I tend to try and finish everything on my plate, even if it'll make my stomach hurt. See Louis CK for reference regarding eating food (one of his earlier shows, can't remember which one).
Besides eating one too many eggs, how are you doing today?
>>678986191
>Tuesday's schedule couldn't be any worse
I see. Good to hear that you'll have it a bit easier tomorrow.
>Easter is right around the corner.
Got any plans for Easter?
My day has been good. Had a very productive seminar earlier. Currently drinking some beer and taking it easy.
>>678986214
Oh I used to use those thumbnails on LiveJournal, I do have full res pics though
>
>>678986523
>Full res pics
it's all just thumb nails
>>678986578
*screenshots
Fuck
>>678986508
Hello Tatsu.
At work now
>>678986099
>you took my question
Also I can't find the right version but this song
https://youtu.be/ZOoXTggzoFk
>>678986422
>There just shouldn't bee any (or many) other ingredients besides eggs.
Black pepper is all i need.
>>678986241
This is pretty good <3
Im a sucker for pianos too, and piano + violin is the ultimate combo.
>>678986099
This question is way too hard so i will just post my favourite Yoko Shimomura work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLVtAcKREVM
>>678985738
Only sleep and tea.
I caught something bad and my head is killing me.
>>678986099
I tink i posted something like this yesterday but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCAakhvNeTE
>>678986578
huh?
>>678986626
oh
I have full art too
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>>678986508
I've been careful not to eat too much since years ago, so I don't force myself the finish anything unless it's exceptionally good and I put too much on my plate.
Also no sweets or anything (and probably other stuff I'm forgetting), but I'm still slightly heavier than I want...
But I'm good. I've been making some progress with my drawing.
It's why I'm not writing much lately. Busy, busy.
But you know it's hard to stay away.
>>678986677
Juri, my person of colour. How's it going? Keeping it real with some SF?
>>678986768
>I caught something bad and my head is killing me.
Friends and family to blame? Or did you just get unlucky and caught a random bug going around?
Lime blossom in the cup?
>>678986508
I'm gotta take some time off and get ready for exam season. You know write some exams papers and the sort. I'll be off with no internet for some time during Easter, maybe a week or so, nothing to write home about really.
I listened to a few of the songs and some made me feel the feely feels. Sadly I have to go now. I'll swing by in a few hours. Bye all, have a great day!
>>678986749
That's fair. Many people like salt with their eggs.
Of course such a simple dish isn't the best thing you can make with eggs.
But is eggs.
>gotta eat all of them
>inb4 captcha is eggs again
>>678987022
Your Easter is at the wrong time, heretic.
No seriously, when is your Easter?
>>678987133
Seeya
>>678986989
I think it was just my shitty luck or public transport.
And yes, im drinking lime blossom right now because its great for this kind of thing.
>>678987133
Bye
>>678987364
forgot pic
>>678987299
The 1st of May. We use the old Orthodox system in Greece. You're the heretics here, son.
>>678987133
See you later, Hamakaze.
>>678987473
Double heretic considering I'm a protestant.
clmd
>>678986964
>Food is evil
Yeah, I feel you. I've been gaining a little weight as of late, so I'm going to alter my portions from now on.
>I've been making some progress with my drawing.
You draw? That's awesome! I'd like to see your drawing when you finish, if that's okay.
>But you know it's hard to stay away.
Whenever I drop in I see you. I'm convinced that you do not sleep.
>>678987022
>write some exams papers and the sort
Ugh, don't remind me. I've got a lot of things rapidly approaching. I'm most likely going to be really busy around early May, as well as late May and early June.
>I'll be off with no internet for some time during Easter
I can imagine that this would really assist you in writing said papers. Maybe I should try doing something like that when my deadline(s) are imminent. Too bad I love having access to the Internet.
>>678987364
>>678987443
That's a pity. I hope it's not anything too serious and that you'll see a swift recover.
I actually searched for lime blossom at my local store today. Didn't find any, so I'm going to a bigger one in a day or two. Hoping to find some there.
So many low-tier waifus
>>678987585
WHOS THIS?
>>678987603
Last time i had something like this i was out for a week.
But i think its getting better now
>or that might just be tea kicking in.
But hey, its not all bad news today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ1r2f1Jv0Y
Anyone baking?
>>678987578
As long as you're not a Catholic, you're alright in my eyes.
>>678987603
You should really try taking a break some time. I take a break every summer for at least two months, and every once in a while I decide to disappear.
I left the chan when Mootkins decided to cuck it, but I didn't migrate I just quit altogether. I still came back evidently, but nothing lasts forever I guess.
>>678987603
I'm always connected to the Internet in some fashion. So it's only willpower not making me lurk here. And I don't have any willpower. :^)
Not enough in any case.
I do sleep, though. Homura can attest to that somewhat, then again we sleep at the same time (together......) so I might be doing things.. hmm.
The food thing is one reliant on willpower, as well. I've really trained myself to hate sweet and fatty food or ultra-high carb stuff.
So even though I know it tastes good I feel no desire to eat it.
>thank god
Only real exception is milk products and ice cream (also a milk product, heh).
You will see the drawing if it's good enough.
It's related to the thread anyways.
I'm also looking forward to seeing the commissions being made.
>hugging itensifies
I promise to not squeeze too hard.
- tsuzu
>>678987958
Got an example of a high tier waifu?
>>678988719
Minatsuki Takami
>>678988801
>Minatsuki Takami
But she's garbage from an edgy shounen manga
>>678988801
kys
New Tats approved thread
>>678988860
>>678988860
>>678988860