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Ask a psychologist anything. I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ask a psychologist anything.

I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
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I'm super sexually attracted to my GF's 12 year old niece.

What do?
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>>678891861
Sauce?
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I have a huge sissy fetish and it feels unhealthy. I'm not gay, but I really wanna dress up like a girl and act slutty.
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>>678891951
I would highly recommend AVOIDING HER.
Putting yourself into such a situation is begging for trouble, and will harm both you and her.

Don't do it Anonymous.
Lolis: Not even once.
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>>678892005
no idea tbh sorry
>>678891974
How does that and this make you feel?
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>>678891748
Best way to deal with mental addiction?
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>>678891748
Hello! It's nice to see you again! I always look forward to your threads, mostly because they help me learn coping mechanisms and other important lessons!
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Why does my fanart scare people?
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>>678891951
suck her dick
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>>678892134
Ugh, I hate how you're right.
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>>678892176
I don't know what you mean. Can you elaborate? Do you mean psychological addiction? To what are you addicted?
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>>678891974
>>678892134
since you like anime and are a psychologist, have you diagnosed yourself with autism yet?
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>>678892374
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What's a good rate to step down my sertraline meds? I was thinking -25 mg/2 weeks? What would you recommend, Alice?
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I'm in love with my best friend who has a boyfriend, they're in a long distance relationship and very often when he's gone she'll cheat on him with me (nothing too serious usually just cuddling and kisses here and there, nothing more). But she doesn't break up with him and it really is making me depressed. Help?
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Hello,
I was the guy with OCD. I went to a free help clinic. I'm going back on Thursday. Thanks for the tip.
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I think I'm trans but I don't know how to tell anyone or get help, what do
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I have a friend that is struggling with NPD (undiagnosed but the signs are there.), OR ASPD. Can you give me a list of symptoms so that I may offer proper advice on who to go see about their mental issues?
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>>678892583
First and foremost, always consult a doctor. I am not an MD, I am merely a psychologist.

Second and second most(?), zoloft is a rather easy going drug. What is your full dosage? That would make it easier to gauge.
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Meditation post
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>>678891748
My doctor put me on Zoloft. I haven't taken it yet. I don't want it to fuck with my libidos. What is your opinion on anti depressants
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>>678891748
why do i like diapers
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I'm depressed as FUCK, dropped out of collage because of it.

I feel nothing, no emotions...

what the fuck do i do?

>inb4 an hero
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>>678892520
I hope your day was better than mine!

In regards to that statement, how was your day?
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How can I break up with someone I dont love but I know for certain that Ill hurt her deeply by leaving? I really care for her but I keep feeling frustrated because I dont feel in love with her
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>>678892641
That's not cheating Anonymous. That's emotionally manipulating. She's using you to cover for her lack of affection from a long distance relationship.

Stop doing it; she's not going to break up with him for you.

>>678892653
My pleasure!

>>678892679
What country are you in?
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>>678891748
I feel very sad more than once a week. Am I depressed or do I have BPD? Or do I not have anything?
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>>678892461
I've smoked bud everyday for the last 7 years from the second my eyes open till I go to bed, it's getting ridiculous but I feel like I can't quit. I don't feel normal now unless I am stoned...anyway just looking for good ways to cope with stopping since whenever ask a friend/someone in IRL they don't think smoking is a problem/addictive so don't care that much.
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>>678891748
Why do i love big ass girls?
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>>678892725
This should help:

http://www.psi.uba.ar/academica/carrerasdegrado/psicologia/sitios_catedras/practicas_profesionales/820_clinica_tr_personalidad_psicosis/material/dsm.pdf

>>678892838
My opinion? I don't have one. The scientific evidence shows they are effective for moderate to severe depression.

Take your medication; if it makes your dick wilt, ask about trazadone from your doctor.
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>>678892988
>>678893022
Check'd and kek'd
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>>678892838
I'm not OP but I take Zoloft. What's your dosage?
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Why do you keep making these attention-whoring threads, you useless cunt?

Catch aids.
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>>678893226
Thank you so much, here is a kitten giving a high-five for your efforts
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>>678892942
Go to a doctor. Seriously. That's anhedonia; you need medical attention.

>>678892910
Sorry, not a sexual psychologist.

>>678893044
By opening your mouth and saying "I don't want to date you anymore; please understand".

Delaying it just makes it hurt more, Anonymous. Do the right thing.
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>>678893301
50 mg it's a generic version of Zoloft
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I feel like I have autism, I have been shitpsoting spiderman in loli breads for the past five years.
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>>678893098
Tell me more. I need more than that.

>>678893109
So just stop? Eventually, it's going to get to the point where you are smoking just to feel shitty. There is no withdraw from smoking weed; just put down the bong dude.

That's all there is to it.

>>678893320
I don't, you must have be confused with someone else.

>>678893377
My pleasure.

>>678893527
Then tune it down by 10mg each week. That's the safest dosage by far. Otherwise you might have dangerous side effects.
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>>678892614
i dont have to try harder. Anime is an abbreviation referring to the japanese animation style in your pictures. Whether it's from manga or a video game is irrelevant, it's still anime.

kill yourself, weeb non-psychologist
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>>678892838
Anon, I think I can help you.

I've been on zoloft for 6 years or so now. It hasn't really messed up my libido at all! I still desire sex as much as I did without it. Though it makes it really, REALLY difficult to finish. Discuss with your partner to avoid haVing them think it's a problem with them.

But overall? Pretty effective with minimal side effects! As Miss Alice has alluded to, it is pretty tame.

>>678892779
I'm on 100 mg daily. I just want to avoid those horrible brain zaps!
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>>678893527
I take 100mg and I usually don't notice much, but maybe that's because I've taken it for years. On the days when I forget to take it, I don't notice any huge changes in my mood. I don't think my dick has wilted at all from taking it.
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>>678893409
>Go to a doctor.
Anon, i haven't been outside in almost a fucking year..
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>>678891748
Why do I get so jealous all the time? I feel like my gf finds other men more attractive than me and it drives me insane. I want to talk to her about it but I don't want to seem as if I'm too clingy and crazy.

Logically I know she isn't really into other guys but I feel like she is
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>>678891748
I need meds.
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I was molested but I won't tell anyone because he can provide for my family. My family loves him
What should I do
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>>678893320
Why do you keep coming into these threads, if they make you sooooo butthurt? Grow up, press the 'x' in the corner of your screen and leave your mothers basement.
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>>678891748
I really forget a lot of words and names when I'm talking but not when I'm typing, should I be worried?
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>>678893662
>zoloft
>eating corporate poison

how about you stop being a piece of shit and make a change in your life instead of medicating the repetitive banal minutiae of your shit life, faggot
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>>678893662
Decrease it by 10mg each week. Brain zaps, unfortunately, may not go away; you may be very very unlucky and have them for life.

The only effective treatment is, unfortunately, illegal: magic mushrooms work to reset it.

>>678893787
You can go off Zoloft for up to three days without side effects.

>>678893791
Sounds like you need to GO TO A DOCTOR THEN.

Seriously, this is the only solution. Call 911 if you have to; just get there.
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>>678893066
United States
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>>678893226
Thank you. It's just that it wasn't a phycologist. It was my normal doctor and I only talked to him for like 3 minutes. Told him I have trouble sleeping and stressed a lil bit but who isn't and he prescribed me Zoloft. I just feel like he was to quick to write me a script. We only talked for 3 min. I go to him for suboxone because I was on heroin and pills. Be a year clean now
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>>678891748
on a scale from 1-10, how mad makes you the fact that "behaviour economics" cherrypick psychological insights to support their homo oeconomicus and dare to call it their own field of study, raking in grants because of homo oeconomicus' sexiness with moneygivers?
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>>678893643
>>678893098
Sometimes I can pinpoint the reason why I'm sad (someone upset me, I think a friend no longer likes me), and sometimes I can't. Sometimes I just feel drained for no reason at all.
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How to deal with slow learning disorder?
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>>678893789
None of that sounds like you are perfectly healthy to me, Anonymous! That sounds like ASPD, you really need to see a doctor and get an official diagnosis.
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>>678891748
nothing good is happening
i get depressed,
i am lethargic
currently neet
only getting no's on applications
how do i keep going and why?
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>>678893643
Yeh you're right I should just start taking ketamine.
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Interesting thread you have here. As a psychologist what is your favorite color?
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>>678891748
Several of my neighbours have a dog now, and some of them tend to bark a lot. Most of them did something about it when I told them about it, but a few asked me for "tolerance", and did nothing.

I have now serious anxiety problems, can't stand hearing those ******* barkings on every corner of my house, I'm in the line of doing some serious shit. What should I do?
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>>678891748
I feel like I am being watched by someone when I step outside my apartment,
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>>678891748
Do you believe that the past can have any hold on someone once they see that the only time that can possibly ever exist is 'now'?
If yes, please explain how you've come to that misconception?
If no, at least you're already on the right tracks before you go into mental health.
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>>678894279
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>>678893820
Just TALK TO HER! You can do it Anonymous! Open up your mouth and let loose the words!

>>678893858
Okay.

>>678893903
You should call 911 and tell them.

>>678893911
No, that's rather typical; it's known as context dependent memory. Pretty typical; I can't remember spelling unless I type!

>>678893927
Look out guys, we've got a bad ass over here.

>>678893992
What state? Each state has different programs.

>>678894022
A normal doctor can prescribe; you don't need a degree in psychology to know that people who do heroin often have serotonin malfunctions and need antidepressants!

>>678894088
That sounds like mild clinical depression; I'd seek therapy or maybe talk to a school counciler.

>>678894146
Which one?
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Long story short there's this girl whos my best friend and she does a lot of harmful stuff to herself like she has a drug problem (i mean i do too) but when ever she does harmful things to herself or sleep with some random guy it hurt like almost physically i care about her so much and but she honestly makes me upset and sad. what do i do. side note, im also in love with this girl
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>>678894502
Unfortunately north carolina
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>>678893789
Not OP but have adhd.

This could be it. Being able to focus in school doesn't mean you don't have it. ADHD doesn't involve inability to focus but hyperfocus. Their brains aren't able to prioritise properly, so they're either dividing their attention between every single thing in he room and not giving enough attention to the task at hand, or when something in particular really interests them, or stimulates them the right way, they focus only on that one thing and nothing else.

and it is not even close to an intelligence issue either. You can be a genius or dumb as rocks and still have it.

But relevant to you, there is a severe lack of dopamine, therefore a constant craving for instant gratification stimulation, be it fatty foods, masturbation, drugs or promiscuous sex.

Im not saying you have it. Just dispelling myths and saying it's possible. By defintion, though, a psychiatric disorder is any quality at all no matter what, that is recurrent and interfering with your life. You have something, best you ask a doctor.
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>>678893789
Not OP but have adhd.

This could be it. Being able to focus in school doesn't mean you don't have it. ADHD doesn't involve inability to focus but hyperfocus. Their brains aren't able to prioritise properly, so they're either dividing their attention between every single thing in he room and not giving enough attention to the task at hand, or when something in particular really interests them, or stimulates them the right way, they focus only on that one thing and nothing else.

and it is not even close to an intelligence issue either. You can be a genius or dumb as rocks and still have it.

But relevant to you, there is a severe lack of dopamine, therefore a constant craving for instant gratification stimulation, be it fatty foods, masturbation, drugs or promiscuous sex.

Im not saying you have it. In fact i doubt it. Just dispelling myths and saying it's possible. By defintion, though, a psychiatric disorder is any quality at all no matter what, that is recurrent and interfering with your life. You have something, best you ask a doctor.
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>>678891748
I've always kinda heard things that were just in my head, but lately the number of occurrences seem to be increasing. From time to time now static objects seem have moved sharply when in actuality they didn't. Should I be concerned?
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>>678894251
Keep putting yourself out there; I had to apply to the same job three times, but when I got accepted, I got the biggest signing bonus and salary of anyone on my team.

>>678894296
You developed the anxiety issues due to the dog, or was it pre-existing?

>>678894322
Sounds like paranoid delusions; seek medical attention!

>>678894354
Skipping.

>>678894503
You need to stop taking drugs.

>>678894554
Oooh...I'm sorry, I heard about the recent stuff going on. Let me get my top men on it.
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>>678893789
Underageb&
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>>678894502
GIVE ME MEDS, DOCTOR
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I feel an strong desire to consume human flesh...the thing is i can probably kill someone and get away with it in my shit country.

i'm scared that i'll ultimately commit a crime.
Should i seek help?, do psychiatrist actually help you?, or just send you to the police?.
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>>678894354
No matter if the only time you can exist is now you still learn from the past, that in someway is allowing it to 'have a hold on you' but that isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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>>678893952
>GO TO A DOCTOR THEN.

The doctor is just going to put me on some shitty drug, i dont want that.. i have had people try to find out what the fuck is wrong with me but it took them like a fucking year. I dont want to go through all that again..

i rarely have thoughts of killing myself, is that still depression..

Like first they thought i had fuckin autism, i really dont wanna go through all that shit again e.g tests, fukin talking to some german women
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How come you say you're a psychologist, but the image says psychiatrist?
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>>678894749
>>678894797
How that double posted I can't even....
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>>678894502
>>678894088
Thanks. I've taken quizzes online, but you can't really trust those. I think I'll bring this up with my psychiatrist when I see him again (I had mild ADHD as a kid, but lots of kida did).
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>>678894749
sounds like me to be honest
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>>678894825
But Anon what if I am not delusional? I have been having this feeling for two years now, each day I feel like something is getting closer.
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>>678894825
I mean its nothing serious. i just smoke too much weed and drink too much. normally i do it just to make myself feel better
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>>678891748
Want to start off by saying you are awesome for doing these threads.
My question:
I have a lot of wild mood swings. Like, over the course of a day, without any specific cause, I will feel worthless, euphoric, and anything in between. Any idea whats up with that? I also have a history of cutting myself if that helps.
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>>678894481
That's not very nice, you'll hurt my feelings...
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>>678894825
Have you read the book clarity, by Jamie smart? If not I'd highly recommend it.
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>>678894814
Yes. That is disassociation, which is associated with schizophrenia; seek medical attention post haste!

>>678894913
What country are you in? Generally psychiatric people help you.

>>678894933
Yes. It's depression. No. Doctors don't just use drugs, they also use therapy like CBT.

Stop letting your misconceptions get in the way of your mental health Anonymous! *hugs tightly* I don't want to see you suffer simply because you are too stubborn to seek help!

>>678894950
It's a peanuts reference.
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>>678892146
Source?
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>>678895059
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For the transgender individual!

http://www.lgbtcenterofraleigh.com/programs/adult-programs/transgender-initiative.html

Is your best shot! I wish you the best of luck!

>>678895014
You are. I'm sorry, i'm so so sorry. You are. Seek help.
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>>678893066
So what does it mean when she tells me she loves me?
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Just finished seeing the Trump rally on live TV

Trump 2016
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>>678894915
Well any time a memory gives you a bad feeling its because you have left the present moment to pay it attention. So you feel shit or in the case of trauma or phobia have a flight or fight reaction all whilst you sit in the safety of your own living room while the coffee goes cold.
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>>678895025
Alcoholism kills millions, and pot feeds the addiction. Stop.

>>678895044
Sounds like bipolar! Seek medical attention!

>>678895342
It means she's using you. Stop letting her.
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>>678895305
Is it an actual problem I should be worried about? i don't think being paranoid is wrong.
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>>678891748
Serious question 'doc'. I think about killing myself a few times every day. I have had a pretty shitty life growing up, i'm 21 now and even though life is better generally I still think about suicide everyday. Will these thoughts go?
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>>678895300
stop that i don't like it...
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>>678895305
Anon's feelings could have a basis in anxiety, it's not necessarily delusion.
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>>678894825
It started with the dogs, never had these issues before (and well, never had to hear barkings around me all day in the past).
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>>678894502
Thanks for the advice. I might give it a shot. I just don't want to replace one illegal pill for a legal one and it makes me just as depented. I might try it out. I've been looking into meditation as an alternative to calm myself down and focus
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>>678895002
Then ask your doctor. The drugs do help. Don't be scared of them. I waited until I was 27 because I was stubborn.

Big mistake.

Also you aren't fucked up or retarded if you have it. It is a personality type, not a disability. It's just unfortunate this age, this culture, and this time is very hard to navigate for us. We did well in past times and other cultures. It's why were still here.

Way too much stimulation at every turn, way too many expectations and rules we can't abide by.
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>>678895547
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my life is boring. Every day it's the same: wake up, go to school, come home, go to bed, wake up, go to school, come home go to bed. There's no excitement. On rare occasion do I spend time with friends. My world becomes quieter and quieter and more simple. Too simple. TOO BORING. I just don't know what to do.
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>>678895477
Yeah, that's not how the brain works, sadly. Sorry, your philosophy doesn't correspond to reality.

>>678895502
It is; seek medical attention.

>>678895537
Yes, if you seek therapy! Ask your doctor about CBT!

It won't go away naturally though, I'm afraid. Seek help. I believe in you anonymous; make me proud.

>>678895595
Hm. Most jurisdictions have noise laws; file a complaint with the police.

>>678895685
That isn't necessarily true; those with schizophrenia or huntingtons didn't do well in prior periods, just as they don't now.

Genetic disorders need not associate with natural selection; they can be a result of neutral selection.
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>>678895159
>rule 11
Nice try, Jamie. No advertising here.
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>>678895489
>>678895044
Sounds more like borderline personality disorder than bipolar to me fam
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>>678895176
thanks for the advice i guess, even if you are not a
psychologist you are pretty good at this shit
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>>678892942

I disagree with OP. Sounds like dissociation, from experience.
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29 already. Should have gotten help over 15 years ago, but family is retarded. Is it too late for many any meaningful change?
Between being utterly paralyzed when needing to do anything I'm uncertain of (including getting professional help) and going from "best day in my life" to "I should just kill myself" in less than a minute, I'm not sure if it's even worth bothering.
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>>678891748
ive been having dreams where an old friend who is no longer a friend and a neighbor trap me in a room and stab me in the knees with knives and screwdrivers. its a re-occuring dream and when it happens I cant stop feeling hatred against them during the day. I dont wanna kill them but I dont know any other way to make the dreams stop.

what should I do? is there a way out that doesnt involve me killing them or myself or me ending up in a loony bin?
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> redridinghood.webm
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>>678895820
How the fuck should I know that you aren't conspiring with what is following me? trying to lure me into a false state of security.
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>>678895774
i feel like crying now thanks...
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>>678895820
Thank you so much
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I can hear my mind out loud and I think others can hear it is this normal?
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About to take a psichiatry exam in 3 days myself, love what you're doing. Keep it up!
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>>678894502
>Which one?

Idk. I'm in college right now, and I feel like everybody's learning things faster than me.
And probably I got Auditory Processing Disorder too since sometimes it's hard for me to stay focus, listen, and figured out what people really mean whenever they talked to me.
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>>678895979
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>>678895781
This isn't really a psychological question, but I'll take the bait. What do you want to do with your life, Anonymous?

>>678895890
I'm cheering you on, Anonymous!

>>678895882
It could be.

>>678895939
It's not too late! It's never too late! Seek medical attention man! You can turn it around!

I'm rooting for you!
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>>678895924
Disagreeing with her will make her go insane
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>>678896105
who are you even?
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>>678895477
What I am trying to say is that if we didnt learn from the past we would be no better than wild animals or muslims. Surely you agree that we have to learn from our mistakes?
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>>678894503
>stuff to herself like she has a drug problem (i mean i do too) but when ever she does harmful things to herself or sleep with some random guy it hurt like almost physically i care about her so much and but she honestly makes me upset and sad. what do i do. side note, im also in love with this girl
Nah brah, you just want to fix her. It happened to me too with an ex. You won't be able to fix her and there's nothing but pain down that road.
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>>678895820
What is CBT?
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[spoiler]are you really a psychologist?[/spoiler]
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>>678896187
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>>678895979
Dont cry. *hugs u and gives u wild sex*
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>>678895924
Unlikely; anhedonia fits better.

>>678895940
Dreams are just dreams man; they can't hurt you, they can't make you do something. Be mindful; understand that they are dreams and not real, and let go of the hate and anger.

You are stronger than they are, Anonymous.

>>678895974
YOU came to ME man; I'm just a random girl on the internet.

>>678896005
It's my pleasure.

>>678896015
They can't, but it isn't atypical to hear your own thoughts out loud; I'd get it checked out, but don't get too anxious.

>>678896033
Thank you!

>>678896046
Have you been diagnosed?
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>>678895820
"Yeah, that's not how the brain works" - Well thats how the brain works for me (and others). Pretty sure it does correspond directly to reality. The issue lies with you and others like you who would read what I said and jump straight to "The earth is flat" mentality. I feel bad for you, and its nothing personal you learned all these things because your heart is probably in the right place, It just gets to me that even people such as your self "Trained" to help people with problems don't quite get some of the more basic things about freeing people from their own negative thoughts. - Want to know more, ask me some questions? Otherwise keep your current understanding and that's cool too.
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>>678896354
Cognitive behavioral therapy! Very effective form of treatment for a wide array of mental illnesses.

>>678896567
No, it isn't; that's how you interpret it to work. Neurology doesn't work the way you say; sorry, what you are babbling is pseudo-science.
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>>678896354
Cognitive psychotherapy. You analyze your lifestyle, and try to change the problematic parts.
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>>678896439
Don't be shy, you should tell me who you are
>>678896503
Wh-what? no dinner first??
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>>678895869
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>>678893109
Okay, not the psychiatrist, but have quit smoking weed, cigarettes, and drinking and have been addicted to all of those. Cigs for 10 years, drank for years but became alcoholic for the last two years that I was drinking, and smoked weed everyday for two years. The best advice and the last thing you'll want to hear is "don't". Everytime you remember how much you want something and how it wouldn't hurt to just have a little, don't. Weed can absolutely be addictively habit forming,I just started to get extremely paranoid so quitting came naturally for that. But what helps me over the humps with cigs and booze is to remember how awful they made me feel, and how many horrible things I've done under the influence (particularly alcohol, but I'm sure it applies to weed too, how much money you've wasted, how much life you've missed, how many retarded things you've done). It makes me feel bad, but also reminds me why I can't do those things.

When you decide to quit, quit for good. You'll always have that niggling thought in the back of your head, "Just one puff wouldn't hurt, I don't have to do it again or I won't," but chances are, you will and you will relapse hard (just the way addiction goes).

To cope when you stop, try to remember everything you enjoyed doing before you smoked pot, all your hobbies and pastimes (even if it's little kid stuff now). You'll have to re-learn how to have hobbies, but it's absolutely fulfilling. Quitting drinking was hard, because at that time, all I did was work and drink. I avoided things I'd normally do when drinking (which was pretty much just sitting outside and crying), and tried my best to use my retard liquor brain to read, knit, draw, all my former hobbies. You'll suck and be terrible at them, but once your brain and body recovers, your hobbies and interests will reflect that healing as well. And please remember, you don't need big milestones, every minute, every day is a victory.
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>>678896511
That is a good point, where would you say I should get treated at? I don't think a regular clinic will do it.
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>>678896567
And for the record, it's dangerous pseudoscience; actually do your research next time, and stop spreading things that are patently false.

Also, self diagnosis is a BAD idea that results in very bad outcomes, and you can't be self trained; seek medical attention.
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OP is always right

NO MATTER WHAT
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>>678896684
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>>678895820
I'm not talking about schizophrenia. I'm talking ADHD. And when a disorder has a very high occurrence (15%), is almost certain to ve passed on genetically, and comes with a series of advantages and functions well in properly chosen lifestyles, it points to evolutionary.
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>>678895820
Problem is I'm sure the noise level is below the law limit, but it affects me anyway.
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>>678896785
Where is your cute stutter?
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>>678895820
thanks i'm not sure what cbt is and I get very nervous about talking to the doctor

Honestly, sometimes I have booked appointments with the doctor, meaning to tell them how horribly depressed I feel but i never manage to say it. I usually just make some shit up and leave it's pathetic but I just can't stomach telling people that there's something mentally wrong with me...
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>>678896880
I bet you and I can be friends if you give me a chance...
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>>678896684
I have no money, but i can cook u something nice and than we cudle <3
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RUH ROH!!!!!!! RUH ROH!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTlFyGwZvqA
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>>678896231
Absolutely! But it becomes problematic when you believe your mistakes to be more real than the current day, as is the case with people who suffer with things from their past. If you can't distinguish from:
One day you tried something and you werent confident
That must mean you're not a confident person, and i have all the evidence i need saved in the memory bank.

That is how you stay confident your whole life and don't put yourself outside of your comfort zone to test it, and if you did your thoughts would be overwhelming you. which means you're not really There trying it out in the moment, you're already off in your head about how it could and is going wrong. - Did that make sense haha?
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>>678891748

Why do I always feel like people can read my mind, know what I'm thinking even when I didn't say anything aloud? Why does being around, and interacting with people give me severe anxiety to the point it initiates a "fight or flight" response in me that usually results in flight, but due to having to be somewhere (e.g ; work) I initiate a "ignore everything" system instead where if I try hard enough I can convince my self I am fully alone and nobody can see me and I can't see them.

Why is this, doc?
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I'm ugly, how do I fix my face?
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How do I deal with having a small dick? I mean you always hear the "be comfortable with who you are" but I can't get over it. Also how do I stop from blowing my load too early? I know a lot of times is psychological.
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>>678897073
What would you cook for me? <3
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>>678897066
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>>678896899
Report it anyway! If it affects you, you can complain, and the police can follow up.

Know your rights, Anonymous!

>>678896960
CBT is a highly effective technique in therapy for helping you. Why do you get nervous Anonymous? You hired them, after all!

>>678897161
Hm. Sounds like generalized anxiety disorder, maybe with a little schizo-affective disorder. I'd ask a doctor for sure, but beta blockers may be effective!
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>>678895939
>>678896117
I don't even know how to get around to it. But how much will it actually change?
And due to a lot of bad experiences in childhood both in school and family, I've developed a callus around the whole thing and instinctively avoid any conversation on the topic.
Everything usually ends up with "I'm fine", "I can do it" despite me being perfectly aware it's the opposite and screaming inside.
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I'm a 25yo guy currently going to a university. Problem is I have no ambition whatsoever, literally NONE. When I finished high school I took a 5! year break from school not working a single day of it.
I feel like my life has no purpose and feel sad (not suicidal) on a regular basis.
What do?
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>>678896117
This Anon isn't quite sure. A part of me says one thing. Other part of me says another. I'm told follow my dreams but i hear stories of people who become homeless because there's too many people and not enough job opening so I shoot my own thoughts down.
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>>678897232
No thanks, I love my life so much and it's getting better each day <3
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>>678891748
How many times did you have sexual fantasies with you mother?.

And

Why haven't you killed yourself?.
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I can't wait to peel all the skin off Ikarous like a giant, overripe orange and hang her out like a pig to bleed.
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>>678896749
thanks man that is a good bit of advice

I know what you're saying about drink and cigarettes, i've also managed to stop smoking tobacco and I only drink on weekends pretty much, it just damages your body and doesn't get you high so quitting came easy.

just need to stop the constant bud smoking
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>>678897414
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I have no clue what to do with my life and I want to die a good 80% of the time and anytime I tell anyone they think it's satire Wat do?
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>>678895074
4chan is 18+
tbh telling that your honest about being 17 that means your older than most youngfags
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>>678897312

Been diagnosed with Generalized anxiety disorder, ADD, and Asperger's syndrome so far. Those this was when I was 12, and now 20. No medication right now, or since I was 17. What are beta blockers?
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>>678897202
Not OP. Cranial reduction surgery.
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>>678891748
I'm a 33 year old virgin and I'm extremely unattractive, should I just go to the club and drug a girl?
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>>678897219
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Ejaculation-problems/Pages/treatment.aspx

Got some good information on it
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>>678896661
I figured as much, not interested. Pretty typical, enjoy your flat earth friend!
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>>678897312
Thank you OP, I don't like to go this far but seems like there is no more options.
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>>678897202
Photoshop
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>>678897369
You need to go to a psychologist or therapist and tell them everything!

Only when you cut out the scar tissue can the wound really heal. Anonymous.

>>678897396
I would recommend talking to a therapist.

>>678897527
Beta blockers block the "fight or flight" response, leading to reduced anxiety!

>>678897563
No.

>>678897596
The one talking about flat earths is you; I know neurology, and I can see the brain working in an fMRI. Where's your evidence?

>>678897678
It is my pleasure!
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my eyes are always wet to cry, what do?
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>>678897479
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>>678893656
>abbreviation
i dont think that word means what you think it means.
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Alright everyone, I need to sign off and go eat dinner. But before I go, I've prepared something very special for all of you.

And especially the person shitposting up my thread.
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>>678897227 al dente spaghetti with seafood and cranberry juice ps: ur realy cool for helping people
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R. I. P. Self
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>>678897312
I'm from England you don't really hire a doctor you just ring your local NHS and book an appointment, you go in there and they say "what seems to be the problem?"
-this is where I stutter and can never admit to another person face to face that i'm paranoid, socially anxious & straying to suicidal thoughts
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>>678896785
Dangerous to who, I have seen it help people. Life changing, outside of someone elses opinion when have you experienced what I just said to be dangerous?
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>>678897936
>I've prepared something very special for all of you.

>inb4 CP
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>>678897414
Absolutely not, you THOT, I'm hot to trot you are NOT
You ought not have thought for one second I'd be caught
letting you boycott my onslaught!

That's it; you lost your one shot; Shanghai, activate the rap bot,
cuz we're going for a long shot.

You see, I was taught, through face shots and swats,
that like black rot, being silent is for naught!
You cannot silence me; it won't do squat!

So if you are distraught by the thought
that I might talk a lot,then fuck off!
Take a dogs knot! You seem to love them, tot,
so sit down before you get shot by some grape shot,
from this robot! This rap bot!

See I hit the jackpot, you ain't got
nothing that can touch this astronaut
or maybe argonaut
point is I'm lance a lot,
Striking through you like gordians knot
You are an after thought in this plot!

Got that slav squat, your history is just a blot,
a stain upon my memory, brought by the needlessly taut
draw of a bow Bernkastel bought!
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>>678897414
I WARNED U ABOUT MAKING POSTS ONLINE. I WARNED U I WAS WATCHING U
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>>678898094
So sit down, shut up, and plot
If you've even got a plot to be fought!
Your brain's got no power, not even a watt!
It wouldn't surprise me if you were taught
that you mattered, but you do NOT


Not to me, Not to /b/,
Not to anyone I can see,
You are like a tax, a fee
A banshee, that no one would take even for free!

Go away, shoo, let us be!
Cuz you got owned by the six color MC
That's me!

All the lights say Alice, but you ain't even in the marquee
I'm partin' your ass like the red sea,
cuz it's gonna be red, you latch key
child of NYC!

*drops mic*
*vanishes*
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wat
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OP, I get bullied on 4chan everyday, why can't I be accepted in anything?
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>>678898056
Tell them you'd like to speak to a therapist.

Failing that just write down what you'd like to talk about on a piece of paper and hand it to your doctor when you walk in.
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I've been sabotaging my life since I was about 14, failed almost every class, dropped out at 17. Stay at home all day playing games. I hate eating, usually eat about one meal a day. I'm 5"7 105lb right now. I have no idea what I want. Just been existing for the past 3-4 years now
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>>678896511
>Have you been diagnosed?

No, I never check it to any psychologist etc
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>>678898058
Yeah, turns out that incorrect and unscientific information often leads to people getting hurt. Who knew!

You aren't helping anyone; you are hurting them. Read a book.
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>>678898501
You should do that.
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>>678891748

Doctor, why do I browse /b/ in late night?
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>>678898166
RapBot v0.2

Please stand up and mtv,
I'll be in the kids.
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There's not always a psychological solution
Sometimes people just choose to do wrong, even though they know it's wrong
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>>678897485
When it comes time to quit, dope-anon, you can either set a date for yourself or not. A couple months beforehand, I set my quitting drinking date to new years eve, because it's easy to remember. That night, I got absolutely, pathetically hammered and ended up violently crying all night while my mom comforted me (about a year and a half ago, not one drop of alcohol since). Something like that may work for you too, pick a date and on that day smoke a shit ton of weed, more than makes you feel good. Enough that it makes you feel terrible.

With smoking though, my lungs had started hurting when I breathed and I figured it wasn't good to be in your 20's with emphysema, so I had one more and that was it (Oct. 27, 2015).

I hope you find the strength in yourself to quit. I promise you, you'll feel better and think much more clearly on this side.
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>>678897734
Couldn't those be dangerous though? i mean your body needs that response it's how humans survived over all other mammals.
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>>678898438
Holy fuck, are you me?
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>>678898642
Because you're a terrible human being
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>>678898716
No it doesn't; it's 2016 not fucking 40K BC dude.

Do you want anxiety or do you want relief? That's the choice. You pick.
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>>678898642
Because you're an edgy and have accepted death
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>>678897479
heh... that made me blush irl...
>>678897494
I never said I was
>>678897936
-leans into your face and smiles- goodnight, alice <3
>>678897939
I love helping people <3 and that sounds delicious!
>>678898094
I'm not going to read all that ><
>>678898108
Hi are you GarEE? She is the only one that yells at me
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>>678897734
The past and the future don't exist, outside of thought. You can't breathe tomorrow. You can only be where your hands are so to speak. If you drift off into a memory and feel bad about it, its because you think that is more real than where you really are. If you saw thoughts for what they really are then how could you possibly be effected by bad memories? - It is an impossibility. No baby has anxiety, it is something that forms once we're conditioned to believe that our thoughts are actually real and that there is a personality to attach them too. My evidence is simple really, my personal experience.
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>>678898642
Because ur cool like i am bro. High fife
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>>678899064
I can breath tomorrow. You can't tell me what the fuck to do.

Also, yes, babies have anxiety; it's totally possible and happens, usually due to prebirth addictions. So your evidence is wrong.

Also, anecdotes < data dude. Fuck off with your no evidence and pseudo-science.
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>>678899062
Ika why did you block me
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Ive found that i really dont care about much. Im not unhappy but i feel like no matter what happens i will not care whatsoever. The only thing i ever feel very strongly is extreme anger, but even when i am angry i dont show it, i usually just hide it because for some reason i feel like any emotion that i show will be used against me, and honestly it probably would be. im also impulsive at times, but i cant really help the impulsivity because i know i wont care about the consequences. Tf is up with me lol.

also im 17
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>>678899374
GET OFF /b/ UNDERAGE B&
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>>678898849
Dangerous events can still happen, perhaps not the risk of being eaten by a saber tooth, more modern risks like being mugged and beaten by niggers?
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>>678898849
While you don't need the fight or flight response so much now days, it's worth looking at the side effects. Beta blockers work by blocking some of your epinephrine and norepinephrine receptors. The side effects are what you'd effect with this kind of thing.

http://www.webmd.com/heart-disease/guide/beta-blocker-therapy
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>>678899062
ur a faget
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-smiles- what an silly OP....
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>>678898511
So I've just said I have physically witnessed it helping people, not something I read now something first hand and your counter was what some hollow bullshit. My advice to you would be keep an open mind and don't believe things unless you have experienced them for yourself with an open mind. Go read about da vinci or something, the world would be a very different place today if people just believed everything mainstream - science has become mainstream which is great, its just that it gets to arrogant and defensive. Besides you can't really inspect spiritual beings with science alone, not everything that acts in this universe can be measured...yet
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>>678899477
>>678899493
That's why she said to seek a doctors advice, you faggots.
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>>678899477
>your hands are so to speak. If you drift off into a memory and feel bad about
No matter how much fight or flight you won't out run them, you might as well die chill.
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>>678899368
I didn't block you or anyone i just haven't signed in in a while
>>678899533
I am? I don't believe you
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>>678899583
Except no, that's anecdotal evidence which is worthless.

Data > anecdote; your advice is fucking dangerous and unscientific.

An open mind is great, as long as you don't fill it like garbage like you have.
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I dont get angry alot but when I do i fucking explode into extreme rage and will hurt people I love, I once stabbed my mother in the arm when I was 8.
Please send help ty
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>>678899710
ask a guy who just drank a crate of fosters and ate a strip of valium anything.

cmon.

anything
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Tips on finding a good therapist?
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>>678899861
why are you so fucking stupid
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>>678899710
ah, alright then.

Hope you've been keeping well at least.
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>>678891748
I masturbate compulsively
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>>678899687

What's this about not being approved for anxiety uses by the FDA in the U.S? Are they only used outside of the US, excluding medical trials
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>>678899954
because I just drank a crate of fosters and ate a strip of valium
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>>678899861
Do you like rice?
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>>678900071
It's costly to rerun FDA tests; they've been approved in the EU, and they have been used for decades off label.
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>>678899265
No i mean physically you can't breathe tomorrow, the moment of your actual breathing would be 'now' its just that tomorrow would have come around already. Okay my mistake, without unusual or unnatural physical issues babies are not born with anxiety, they don't take their thinking seriously, which is why their state of mind changes so easily. They don't hold grudges. If babies thought like most troubled adults no one would ever learn to walk because they'd get sick of falling back down and get an anxiety attack just thinking about trying again. But babies are not like that at all, they don't care that they fall 100 times the day before they're going for it again. Stop going for the literals hear and try to pick up on my general message. Or don't! Its not really my concern what you think or believe.
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>>678899583
>experienced them for yourself
People make very unreliable witnesses

>Go read about da vinci or something

Da Vinci actually used science and meticulous calculation, not hippy bullshit.

>Besides you can't really inspect spiritual beings with science alone
Why not? Because it would prove you wrong?
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>>678900136
I like it with soya sauce but probably wouldn't eat rice on its own man
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>>678891748
Why did you study a bullshit pseudo-science?
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>>678900223
No, I can. I can breath tomorrow.

Also, babies get anxiety when left alone; it's well documented. It sounds like you have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

Your general message is "believe me, because anecdotes". I'll stick with scientific data, thanks.
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>>678900280
Feel u bro. How about trains, do u like them?
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>>678899861
are you going to be okay, love?
>>678900009
-smiles- <3
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>>678900223
It IS my concern what you think and believe, because you are HARMING PEOPLE doing it.

Read a book, and leave helping people to the professionals.
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>>678900223
They also drool and shit themselves
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>>678900136
unless it was that sticky rice that shit is the bomb
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>>678900427
This
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>>678899728
Yeah thats great, it seems to me you've got some sort of argument with reality going on there pal! Here I am posting my super dangerous advice and you can't accept it for how it is, you have a thought that says "That shouldn't" be this way... Which is why you are getting pissed, and I'm just cool either way. - evidence? you tell me haha!
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>>678900449
Good. <3
I'm gonna shuffle out of here. Later Ika!
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>>678891748
>>678891748
I have a problem with psychologists who sit in their practice and 'help' people affected by the surrounding structural violence (also called state powers and the market) to 'readjust' to 9-5 wage slavery and other (self-)extortion. I just can't believe that it's a measure of health being well-adjusted to state and capital, there is too much pointing to the contrary. When I presume to talk to the psychologist at hand - in the most sober way, I might add - one of two things happen: Ignorance of the theme complex and overfocus on singular symptome treatment in a frail attempt to be useful
or
the attempt to make the theme complex into a diagnosis, ignoring the facts and logical structure alltogether.

So the question remains: is it a measure of health being well-adjusted to chauvinist systems like state and capital?
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>>678900606
v.v
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>>678900449
Ye i'm good, only got one can of fosters left though and no shops open nearby so y'know...could be better
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>>678900601
>I'm just cool either way
Nope I bet you're one of those annoying opinionated Hippy douche bags who sits around at parties trying to sound all deep and shit
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>>678900656
Shut the fuck up, autistic shit.
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>>678900601
I'm not pissed; you are harming people and at odds with reality. Stop doing that.
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How do I stop tilt?
I could earm enough to cover living expenses ++ if I did not tilt when playing poker. I grind cash games online, but eventually I start tilting and bad things happen..
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>>678900449
If more people wold be so cool like u, u have big hearth anon. *gives u kisses on ur forhead and licks ur hand*
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>>678893226
>.ar
>CHORI VOLVE A TU BOARD REEEEE
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How can I give make myself hypomanic?
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>>678900750
I have a real question. How are you able to type captcha while drunk? I've tried and I failed for 10mins straight lol
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>>678900606
Buddy, I don't know why you do that to yourself.
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>>678900427
Is it tomorrow now?
No - then how can you breathe there?
Yes- Impossible because its now instead
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>>678900280
Diagnosed ADHD as a kid.

Never taken medication for it, or anything really.

Whenever I hear someone else has Adhd they always have a host of issues as well. Depression, bp, etc

They just full of shit, or am I super lucky to have just that one item?
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>>678900601
Also, you realize the human brain has entire structures dedicated to running simulations, right? That you can't turn off? That are the main reason we're actually people and capable of sustaining a civilization?

What you are saying just doesn't match reality; stop believing it.
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>>678901011
l-lewd!
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>>678891748
I get turned on by mom/son incest but am disgusted by the idea of fucking my mother. how come?
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>>678901160
No, I'm breathing tomorrow; I don't need it to be now to do things. You do for some reason. Open your mind dude; the future is all around us.

Also, due to speed of light and electron delays, your entire experience is delayed by up to a second, so in a very real way, you are ALWAYS in the past, not the present; the world has moved on by the time you've experienced it.

Like I said, neurology just...doesn't agree with your pseudo-scientific bullshit.
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>>678901210
kill yourself tbh
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