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food help helper forget to come today im hun gry

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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food help helper forget to come today im hun gry
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>>675962015
eat shit
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>>675962015
eat shit
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>>675962119
And die faggot
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>>675962119
>>675962180
>>675962210
wy ar e you such mean
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eat me some bred
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>>675962422
eat shit
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>>675962774
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>>675962855
food help helper once poop ed on my back
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I'm so sorry you have to see this not all finns are like this please understand us
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my food helpp helper no com todai wi\ normul foddd coz i no wan fod todday i wantt beeeer an pottato chisps
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food hellp helpar forggot to cum todday so i hunggg ry noww no fodd for mee
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>>675964125
I understand, don't worry...
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do you got fod help today???? food help helper no come yet
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>>675964195
do yuo watn ringels???
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mi ä en ossaa lontoota
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>>675964514
pls giv u chissps help helper i want
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>>675962015
Get your underage faggot ass out of here
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>>675964634
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i ha v sme redvinee
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>>675964659
my age is twenti sewwn
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>>675962015
this is the most retarted shit i have ever seen. please leave faggots.
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This thread is as unfunny as I thought.
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>>675964912
thats racist
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evrri frog man meme desservve to get fod help hellper this unaxetabble no some 1 got foood help so noww we givee money 2 fod help helpper 2 com to everrry 1 no ffrog meme man is lefft alone
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food hepl hebling misslie came to dday afte r 4 monts h

food in side hte miss lie:
dot'n kno w yet
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i now start play violin hereplss hear song now
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>>675962015
Want some tendies?
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vhuu halps 'elper?
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>>675965152
thats not a violin you stupid ass frog
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bump
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>>675964659
spot bneig so mean
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This thread, full of retarded frogs.
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>>675964742
olny ohter niggas can cal me taht!!!
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trie d cathc griminal to day

crigimanl din'td watn to stop

got awa y

the grime:
burglgargy

the griminal characteristics:
tall
blagc like cogacola

call me if yuo see the crimainal
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>>675965677
found him mate
>>675965668
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>>675965677
yuo wil never cacht mee!!!
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give me my chromosom back you dirty frog!
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ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF
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>>675965677
juu no spiik apout mii?
taht cogacola burglary is post apove juu
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ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF
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>>675965854
>>675965668
slap slap slap NEGGER GO AWAY
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i c an he lp
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smoking help helper com today so i hapy now with marlborro
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sex help hebler came today

she grabbened my weeviwe and bulle d the wii-wiu bagc and fotrh

it was funn y

from my wii-wiu game milk

sex hepl heblber gleaned it

thank yuo sex help hebler plse come bagc soon aga in
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What is going on here..?
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Paska mene suomeksi, vielä paskempi amerikaksi. Ampukaa itsenne
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T,¨¨'AKBIIR mash,,alah
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>>675966465
food help helping each othher to survvrivve
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This made me laugh great work op.
Hope u get food. Tell me your address I will order u a free pizza
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oi we tuk th food helpr fo usin a knife
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>>675966251
>2014
>dosent smoek rhöökkki a re yuo retraded or boht
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Hello I am apustaja come here and lets change your diapers big boy :)
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>>675966667
hi are u sex help helper pls have sex now i need pleasur
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0/5
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>>675966465
id¨¨ont know but i wil tchekc from my doccuments pappers yes maby we find out the.n
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jornal march 26 2016
tonight a helper ded in nü jork
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os,mdf s,dsmkd f,s, slkööjkd ,sm,nasdn skhdihs s sdffs
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Pssss flie is heres psss i bite all yuo pssssss
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>>675967007
>>675967007
arre y,ou okk maby needin¨g helpper?
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>>675967080
*släps släps*
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>>675967080
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP FLY GO AWWAY !!!!!
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>>675967080
'YOU GETS OU¨'T FROM HERE,S
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>>675966806
no need man... Ill just be on my way.
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>>675962015
how unnfrotunate
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i hve no food in my frigde
and i ve no ihbone 5s
gann't call food hebl hepler

whta do hebl ?
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>>675967174
Psssss *plurts*
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>>675964382
Fucking newfag
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>>675967497
Hahaa we haev more flies pssssssss
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>>675967606
*släps släps**släps släps**släps släps**släps släps**släps släps**släps släps**släps släps*
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hlep help helpper i hve proplem
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Kill yourself.
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gooot reathd
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Help helper helping helper helpers
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MY FODOD FOOD HELPE HLPEPPER DIDNT COME TODAY I TTTHINK SEHE GOT ANGERED I BITTED HER ANKKLE
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>>675967862
xDDD
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maybe the worst thread ever
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>>675967915
This is the best of food helper memes
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>>675967862
reta rdes have feenlings too
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d y ou like my sh oe
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>>675967915
why bite food help helper she now sad
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>>675968124
hi i like very beau ti ful
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wrold neds mroe fmenimism
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Have a samich op.

Pic somewhat related.
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I chec ed this is finnish me me
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https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/49027778
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give me some nigger foood shit
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>>675968382
Haha this picssk is os fanny cna i save thasat?
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>>675968516
sho' thing boss
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>>675968638
no copypasterino pls
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>>675968707
Is that boneless chicken?
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Jou i cam e to rpa hre
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>>675968774
cooked pig intestines (chitlins)
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I need lane help helpping
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NEEEKERIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>675969143
no be racist pls here
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food helpter didit give much food on me today too because jesus day and she smelled alcohol much
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kys faggots
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Have a cookie.
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>>675969307
FUCK YOU
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Well it's still early in the year, but I'd like to nominate this for the coveted "most thought provoking and intellectually stimulating thread on /r9k/ for 2016" award
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>>675968965
are you an good raper?
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odin help helper com to thread to kic illlegal imigrants bak to ählmstan with neck arse grab
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>>675969572
If this wins, can we nuke the frogposters?
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>>675968965
Are you that retard from porkkala high school? The one that used the elevator.
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mom todl me whn i was liddtle that rapists are bad beopbl e. be fore hepl hebler sgchool trie d to tage me to a the rabist. i crieded and panigked. then they tridened to send the rappist hepl hebler to my hom e. lugkkily my helb hebler to day doestn't watn me to visit the rapists
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is you even smokke cigrettes
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mah wietdealer didn't help mewietdealer meh
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5/5 help helpper
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>>675967915
miksi kaikki suomihomot paskapostaa eniten?
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food help
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/r/ vietnam help helpper
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This thread...
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migty arrya penus hep ler heri seig hiel
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Finland you dissapoint me with your shit. Can you just go back to spurdo sparde.
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>>675971634

These mothefucking faggots keep spamming this retarded meme on Finnish ylilauta board all the time, it makes me fokken mad. I hope Russia invades this shitty country and sends the entire Finnish population to Siberia.
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Ned help helpper fir e evrwehre no foo d nappalm helcoptter need helpper
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>>675971811
This is the next logical evolution.
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Im doge and hungry so mucha
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just deal with this meme guys, it's a good meme guys
guys
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>>675971874
this is just plain retarted and nothing else.
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ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF
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Kebab remolav helb helper is in tah house
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>>675972106
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>>675972106
orrlrlaorokloaok
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he elep fodo help helpper
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Whyes 4chin laghin to reatrds frosg? Thast hurst mi fellings.
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is this a new meme ?
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>>675972728
Latest in finnish meme craftmanship
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huutista
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vats häpenings hier sors
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who remembers church moor johnny?????
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tounaight we help in hell mai froggs, This IS HELPED HELLPPERRR!
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helllou zäps , hau art juu duu tudei foar ai äm kontent
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Ai laik lift heaovvy things and eeat muvch sourcreamo so ai can bee helthiy frogg
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Big trolly mods are deleting frog froggers, how could they?
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Tell your retard stories, I'll start. In Porkkala high school there was a gray retard who always used the elevator and came to school by taxi

Pic related, it's gray retard getting into taxi
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>>675975011
heer häv a porkala
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>ala-aste
>2000-luvun alku, meno vitun dippi :D (inb4 -94 jonne)
>samassa koulussa kehitysvammaisten osasto, jossa noin 15-19 vuotiaita vammasia
>vammaset ovat rakentaneet hienon ja suuren lumilinnan mihin he majoittuvat aina välituntisin
>mietimme miten ali-ihmiset ovat voineet rakentaa jotain niin hienoa
>5-luokkalaiset kummioppilaamme eivät diilaa tämän kanssa
>muodostamme vastarintaliikkeen vammasten sortovaltaa vastaan
>La resistance lives on saatana!
>annoimme liikkeellemme nimeksi "Helvetin perkeleet"
>Helvetin perkeleiden ensimmäinen salakokous pidetään koulumme metsässä, suuren männyn ja nokkoskivikon luona (siinä kasvaa kesäisin vitusti nokkosia)
>kokoukseen ilmautui kaikki 5-luokan pojat, sekä minun lisäksi kolme muuta ekaluokkalaista
>sovimme, että hyökkäämme jo ensi välkällä vammasten kimppuun ilman sodanjulistusta, ja levitämme sanaa eteenpäin Helvetin perkeleistä
>välitunti koittaa
>hyökkäämme metsästä kepein ja lumi(kivi)palloin varustettuina yllätys momentin turvin
>vammaset eivät tajua heti tilannetta (ylläri:D:D??)
>mutta kun tajuavat, taivas putoaa niskaan
>2-metriset (aspect of the 130cm 1st grader) kuolaavat hulk vammaset tulevat karjuen ja apinan raivolla ulos linnasta ja hyökkäävät
>tässä kohtaa rivimme hajoavat ylivoiman edessä ja joudumme pakenemaan takaisin metsään
>onneksi näiden teini-ikäisten mutantti ninjojen motoriikka oli sen verran alikehittynyttä, että eivät juoksussa edes minulle pärjänneet
>pääsimme kaikki turvaan, ja saimme aikaan pienehkön reiän linnan seinään. se voidaan laskea jo voitoksi
>sana Helvetin perkeleiden urotyöstä leviää kulovalkean lailla
>seuraavan päivän ruokavälkälle sovittu uusi salakokous, jossa värväämme uusia sotilaita, ja organisoimme vastarintaliikkeen toimintaa ja laadimme sotastrategiaa
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>jäsenmäärämme lähes kolminkertaistui, ja saimme partisaaneja kaikilta luokilta, jopa muutama 6-luokkalaista
>jaoimme taistelu roolit luokkien mukaan, esimerkiksi meille ekaluokkalaisille lankesi paskimmat duunit
>olimme "pikku-pioneereja"
>tehtävämme oli kaivaa juoksuhautoja vihollislinjojen lähelle, sekä tunkeutua linnaan eturintaman sotilaiden (3-4-luokkalaiset)tekemistä rei'istä, ja tuhota linnaa sisältä päin
>5-6-luokkalaiset toimivat upseereinä (heittelivät vammasia kivillä ja huutelivat ohjeita)
>meidän tehtävä oli ylivoimaisesti vaarallisin, sillä huhuttiin että jos jäi vangiksi, vammaset pussaavat ja imevät pallia, ja että vammasten purema muuttaa uhrin myöskin vammaseksi
>toinen hyökkäys toteutettaisiin keskiviikkona toisen välitunnin sarastaessa
>keskiviikko
>ennen hyökkäystä kokoonumme Helvetin perkeleiden päämajaan ja vannomme valan
>varmoina voitosta käymme taistoon
>suureksi yllätykseksemme vammaset ovat valmistautuneet hyökkäykseemme, he ovat saaneet riveihinsä lisää vammasia, ja he ovat myöskin aseistautuneet kepein lumi(kivi)palloin
>emme silti peräänny
>eturintaman sotilaat saavat murrettua kohtalaisen ison aukon linnan seinämään
>me pioneerit ryntäämme sisään, mutta joudumme kuitenkin nopeasti vetäytymään kun nämä korstot vetävät taas hulk-modet
>koulun isoin vammanen ehtii kumminkin napata 2-luokkalaisen jontun syleilyynsä
>en voi jäädä auttamaan
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>Helvetin perkeleet joutuu taas vetäytymään metsään, kun vammaset alkavat jyräämään
>erilaisia variaatoita tarinasta, mitä vammaset tekivät jontulle liikkuu varmaan koulussa edelleenkin, mutta joka tapauksessa kaikki koulun oppilaat säälivät häntä, ja kohtelivat häntä koko ala-asteen kuin sotaveteraania joka oli menettänyt raajansa ja näkönsä sinappikaasu hyökkäyksessä
>sovimme hätäkokouksen ruokavälkälle
>Helvetin perkeleiden kolmas kokous
>erityisluokan pärinä-eerot haluavat liittyä vastarintaliikkeeseemme
>riemu on korkealla, sillä pärinä-eeroilla legendaarinen maine koulussamme lukuisien tihutöiden ansiosta
>organisoimme nyt liikkeemme uudelleen kolmeen divisioonaan
>5-6lk. elitekorps
>1-4lk. muukalaislegioona
>pärinä-eerot. duudsonit
>sovimme perjantain ruokavälkälle suur-hyökkäyksen, missä hyökkäämme tällä kertaa kolmesta suunnasta ja tuhoamme koko paskan
>perjantai
>asemiin
>hyökkäykseen
>ei vittu, party boopers! (välkkä valvojat)
>vammaset ovat kannelleet opettajille
>joudumme kaikki jälki-istuntoon, ja liikkeemme lopetetaan, vai lopetetaanko?
>perjantai aamutunti
>"pidämme kummioppilaiden kanssa ulkoilutunnin" ilmoitti opettaja matikainen
>päättäväisesti marssimme kummiemme kanssa vammasten luokkahuoneen ikkunalle ja koputimme pari kertaa, ja lähdimme juoksemaan kohti lumilinnaa
>17-vuotta pitkän elämäni aikana en ole kokenut mitään niin hauskaa kuin ne noin 20:tä vammasta liimautuneena luokan ikkunaan, ja heidän priceless ilmeensä kun potkimme heidän upean linnansa paskaksi
>me olimme Helvetin perkeleet.
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>>675976199
>>675976165
>>675976079
5/5 jos totta :DDDDDDDD rakastan tätä yhrteigsööö XD
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>>675976079
>>675976165
>>675976199
Andereitst bän

finish pollisi kall't
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Forcing a mene on 4chan is like trying to shit so much that the sewer would get flooded and struck
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>mene
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Helo !

Almy frend! Im from koucola :

Hw doi put

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ2W2SQ5iIQ
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hellou i am ei zitizen of vinlandia
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>primary school
>early 2000s, shit was cash :D (inb4 underageb&)
>in the same school we had a section for mentally challenged students, containing retards aged between 15 to 19 year old
>retards had built a nice and huge snow castle where they would hide during playtimes
>we pondered how could had sub-humans built something that awesome
>our fifth-grader sponsoring students didn't deal with this
>we form a resistance movement against the tyranny of the retards
>La resistance lives on goddammit!
>we named our movement as "The Hell's devils"
>The Hell's devil's first secret meeting would be kept in our school's forest, under the pine and close to stinging nettles and rocks (there would always grow fuckloads of nettles during the summer)
>all of the fifth-grade boys attended to the meeting, together with me and three other first-graders
>we agreed that we would attack during the first playtime against the tards without giving a declaration of war, and we would tell more people about The Hell's devils
>playtime comes
>we attack from the woods, armed with sticks and snow(stone)balls, covered with surprise momentum
>the tards didn't realize the situation at first (who would had thought:D:D??)
>but when they realize, the sky falls upon us
>6'6'' tall drooling hulk tards (from the aspect of the 4'3'' 1st grader) attack us like roaring, raging monkeys from the castle
>at this point our lines break apart when facing the predominance and we had to escape back into the woods
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helo?
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>fortunately these teen-aged mutant ninjas' motor skills were so undeveloped, that they wouldn't beat even me in running
>we all managed to escape, and we succeeded to make a smallish hole into the castle's wall, that could had been considered as a victory already
>the word of The Hell's devil's heroic attack spreads like a forest fire
>during the next secret meeting at the lunch break, we would recruit more soldiers and we would organize the actions of our resistance movement and we would plan war strategies
>our membership count almost tripled, and we got partisans from all of the grades, even some 6-graders
>we divided the attacking roles between the grades, for example we first-graders would had to do all the shit-tier jobs
>we were ”little-pioneers”
>our task was to build trenches close to the enemy borders, and invade the castle from the holes that 3-4-graders would had done. Then we would proceed to destroy the castle from the inside
>5-6-graders were officers (they would swing stones towards the tards and give commands to us)
>our job was the most dangerous one, because there were rumours that if you got captured, the tards would kiss and suck your balls, and that tards' bites would turn you into a tard, too
>our second attack would be executed during the second playtime
>wednesday
>before our attack we meet in the The Hell's devils headquarters and we swear an oath
>being sure about our winning, we head to the battle
>for out great surprise the tards had prepared against our attack, they had recruited more tards, and they were also armed with sticks and snow(stone)balls
>but we wouldn't chicken out
>frontier soldiers were able to make a decent hole into the castle's wall
>we pioneers rushed in, but we had to retreat quickly when these thugs went into hulk mode again
>the school's biggest tard managed to catch one of the 2-graders
>I couldn't stay there to help
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>The Hell's devils have to retreat into the woods again, when the tards start to rumble
>different variations of the story, what the tards had done to Jonttu, are probably still being told in the school, but all of the school's students felt sorry for him, and treated him as like a war-veteran who lost his limbs and his sight in a mustard gas attack
>we agreed we would make an emergency meeting during the lunch break
>the third meeting of The Hell's devils
>the ADD-students from special class wanted to join our movement
>the spirit was high, because the ADD-students had a legendary record what comes in making misdeeds in our school
>we proceed to organize out movement into three different divisions
>5-6gr. Elitewarrios
>1-4gr. Foreign legion
>ADD-students. the madmen
>we agreed to make a huge attack during the friday's lunchbreak, when we would this time attack from three different paths and destroy the whole shit
>friday comes
>into the positions
>CHAAARGE!
>oh shit, party boopers! (playtime supervisors)
>the tards had told the teachers about our attacks
>we all have to go to detention, and our movement was stopped, or was it?
>friday's first class
>”we are going to have an outside-class today” announced teacher Matikainen
>we determinedly marched with our sponsoring students to the windows of the tard's class and knocked a few times, and ran towards the snow castle
>during my 17-year-old life I have never experienced anything as fun as watching 20 tards, glued to the windows with their priceless faces, watching when we proceed to destroy their magnificent castle into little pieces
>we were The Hell's devils.
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>>675962015
U wot m8? 1v1 me IRL i bash your bloody 'Ead in i swear on me nan
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>>675977192

Can ou gess where im fom?

Hint 1. not winland
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>>675962015
It's ok bud, I'm sure your food helper will be here soon.
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