prove you're an oldfag

>>675800363
ok, newfag

>>675800667
2soon

>>675800667
Too soon.

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>>675800363
Pool's closed.

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You just want to see edgy photos ye?

> am 31
> internet since 1996
> discovered 4chan around 2003-2004
> life aint so bad

>>675800667
wow faggot way too soon. Show a little respect

>>675800667
Too soon

>>675800930
are ou from usenet?

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>>675800930
Depends on how much time you've spent here trough out those years

Im still waiting to see the gif of the guy shitting on a baby

>>675801042
why

i remember when trolling was a art

noko

>>675801080
no fetish, no reason, just morbid curiousity

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>>675800363

>>675801137
were an*

>>675800363

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>>675800363

I jacked it to boxxy

I'm not an oldfag, I've been here for about a year.

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I smelled what the Rock was cookin'

>>675801303
who hasnt?

>>675801326
i've been here all summer

>>675801348
newfags

>>675801039
definitely true. it's been on and off. Not HEAPS. Some period of time.. say 6 months here and there and then disappear for a couple of years.

>>675801015
No. Maybe just before my time.. or during my time but I was never on it. I was just a young kid when the internet was starting up.

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SO PLAY LITTLE PLAYA YOU GOTTA CONTEND

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>>675801195

Thank you for posting this. I've been waiting

>>675800930
uncle dave, get on facebook
and before you get upset, dave is an extremely common name, nobody will know it is you

>>675800363
>>675800667

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>>675801419
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>>675801528

I remember when people called 'meme's' image macro's.

I almost an heroed yesterday

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>>675800363
DISTURBIA

>>675801363
You must be newer than me. You would only say that if I said something like

>high lel guyz! i've been hear 4 teh 2 months! im le oldefag!

I understand I haven't been here for too long, so that doesn't make any sense to say.

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>>675801587
This

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#fortune

>>675801717
don't you recognize the "i've been here all summer" meme?

>>675801363
I'll be here all week

>>675801692
Hitler could have prevented this

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>>675801376
Back in 09 some dude I met on Omegle told me how obsessed he was with boxxy and traps.
I proceeded to ask other people on there about boxxy and they kept flashing the "/b/" randomly throughout their sentences but wouldn't explain it. So I started doing the same and kept getting "You just broke the first rule," that's when I was like holy shit what is this. And here I am, 7 years later, unable to pull myself away.

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>>675800667
Not soon enough

>>675801920
Yes, which is why I understand that it doesn't make any sense as an insult. Unless you were being sarcastic, I'm Autistic so it's hard for me to tell.

>>675800363
>prove you're an oldfag
Posts pic younger than Nyan cat, chargin muh lazors, and Smoking spy.

>>675802195

I can't believe I never found the sauce for that

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Row Row Fight the Powah

>>675802220
no i just posted that because your post reminded me of the phrase

nothing personnel, kid

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I sing the body electric,

The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them,

They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,

And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the soul.


Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves?

And if those who defile the living are as bad as they who defile the dead?

And if the body does not do fully as much as the soul?

And if the body were not the soul, what is the soul?

I used to get my Big Mac out of a Styrofoam container.

>>675800667
Newfag here, what's the story of this pic and the "too soon" response?

>>675802582

The girl is suposed to be recent dead when they took the pics.

Actually I believe is a fake bullshit.

>>675802582
She passed away, last victim of the Zodiac

>>675802582
too soon bro

>>675802406
Well that's a stupid fucking reason.

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>>675802421

The love of the body of man or woman balks account, the body itself balks account,

That of the male is perfect, and that of the female is perfect.


The expression of the face balks account,

But the expression of a well-made man appears not only in his face,

It is in his limbs and joints also, it is curiously in the joints of his hips and wrists,

It is in his walk, the carriage of his neck, the flex of his waist and knees, dress does not hide him,

The strong sweet quality he has strikes through the cotton and broadcloth,

To see him pass conveys as much as the best poem, perhaps more,

You linger to see his back, and the back of his neck and shoulder-side.


The sprawl and fulness of babes, the bosoms and heads of women, the folds of their dress, their style as we pass in the street, the contour of their shape downwards,

>>675802220
Lol autist

360 and gtfo

>>675802582
Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.
The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around.
As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare.
But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay. You know its SAD BUT TRUE!!!!"

>>675802651
That's not true, Zodiac hasn't been confirmed to be still killing since the 70's.

>>675802582
Apparently her drink was spiked with coolant or something by a 17 yr old, and he thought she was passed out so he posed her for photos but turns out she did died.

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

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>>675802779

The swimmer naked in the swimming-bath, seen as he swims through the transparent green-shine, or lies with his face up and rolls silently to and fro in the heave of the water,

The bending forward and backward of rowers in row-boats, the horseman in his saddle,

Girls, mothers, house-keepers, in all their performances,

The group of laborers seated at noon-time with their open dinner-kettles, and their wives waiting,

The female soothing a child, the farmer’s daughter in the garden or cow-yard,

The young fellow hoeing corn, the sleigh-driver driving his six horses through the crowd,

The wrestle of wrestlers, two apprentice-boys, quite grown, lusty, good-natured, native-born, out on the vacant lot at sun-down after work,

The coats and caps thrown down, the embrace of love and resistance,

The upper-hold and under-hold, the hair rumpled over and blinding the eyes;

The march of firemen in their own costumes, the play of masculine muscle through clean-setting trowsers and waist-straps,

The slow return from the fire, the pause when the bell strikes suddenly again, and the listening on the alert,

The natural, perfect, varied attitudes, the bent head, the curv’d neck and the counting;

Such-like I love—I loosen myself, pass freely, am at the mother’s breast with the little child,

Swim with the swimmers, wrestle with wrestlers, march in line with the firemen, and pause, listen, count.

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ok

>>675802865
most recent killer is a copy-cat

>>675802865
Not that the public is aware of anyway.

>>675801570
anyone who would take this bait would be really retarded, just like the one posting it...just saying...

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>>675802940

I knew a man, a common farmer, the father of five sons,

And in them the fathers of sons, and in them the fathers of sons.


This man was of wonderful vigor, calmness, beauty of person,

The shape of his head, the pale yellow and white of his hair and beard, the immeasurable meaning of his black eyes, the richness and breadth of his manners,

These I used to go and visit him to see, he was wise also,

He was six feet tall, he was over eighty years old, his sons were massive, clean, bearded, tan-faced, handsome,

They and his daughters loved him, all who saw him loved him,

They did not love him by allowance, they loved him with personal love,

He drank water only, the blood show’d like scarlet through the clear-brown skin of his face,

He was a frequent gunner and fisher, he sail’d his boat himself, he had a fine one presented to him by a ship-joiner, he had fowling-pieces presented to him by men that loved him,

When he went with his five sons and many grand-sons to hunt or fish, you would pick him out as the most beautiful and vigorous of the gang,

You would wish long and long to be with him, you would wish to sit by him in the boat that you and he might touch each other.

>>675802195

Sauce

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>>675802779
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>>675801523
God damn it what does this 10S0 shit mean?

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>newfags thinking they earned the right to call themselves oldfags
>real oldfags don't call themselves oldfags
>mfw everyone in this thread is a roodypoo candyassgot

>>675800667

too soon you piece of shit. i hate it when you faggots take it this far.

>>675802848
Thanks mate for the detailed story.

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>>675800363
Heres the original

>Nigger
>Newfag
>Pretends to be an Oldfag
>GTFOH Nigger

Fucking wanna be XD

>>675800774
...I swear thats my grandparents house, what the fuck

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>>675802028
When I was in 8th grade I transitioned from YTMND to here. I am 24 now and visit /b/ everyday. It has ruined my self esteem, I have horrible sexual anxiety now and no friends. I feel you.

>>675800363

what is source on this? No way is it real, that cock is over a foot long.

>>675803582
kill yourself