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I've been going to the local "gentleman's club"

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I've been going to the local "gentleman's club" recently. I made friends with one of the dancers there. Well, earlier tonight, she grabbed my phone and put her number in it and told me I should text her sometime. I'm an 18 year old kissless virgin who has no experience with females. What should I say and when should I text her? (Pic related. It's her)
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not a good place to ask for help
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>>675737654
/thread
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Either you look good and she wants to fuck. Or she is playing you. Both will cost you,just different payments.
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>>675736563
Dude, seriously, don't text right away.. just continue visiting the club and seeing her once in a while, practice your social skills. If you don't see her for a while though, text her and ask when she's working. Otherwise, play it cool. Good luck!
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>>675736563
Next time you go in, ask her for a lap dance from her. Just be cool, don't annoy her with a lot of chit chat. Just make intense hot eye contact so she knows you're into her, and then slip a finger in her vag on the sly.
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>>675736563
Just text her and start a conversation pussy. Post results here of course.
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>>675736563
>she grabbed my phone and put her number in it and told me I should text her sometime

Maybe you should do that.
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Don't get too attached, she's just a money-grab. Fuck her and be on with it, nothing special there, do not fall for any of her tricks.
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>>675739060
This guy gets it
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>>675736563
"Good meeting you the other night. Here's hoping that you're as cool as you seem, and not some secret psycho who puts numbers in random dude's phones."
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>>675738581
just crazy enough to work.
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>>675739060
>>675739060
he hangs out at strip clubs... im sure buying her some drinks, and paying her for a fuck or three is probably a great experience for him.
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Tell her you have an 8-ball and want to hang out
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My husband went to one for a few months before me and had texted with the stripper he saw. I read their texts and it was all her asking him to come to the club. Nothing more. GL but I wouldn't get hopes up for anything more.
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I'd get the private dance. See if you're able to actually talk a bit. Text her couple days later and she if she wants to hang. Not that hard
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>>675736563
don't fucking text her. call her and ask her to come out with you. go drink or smoke and make yourself out to be interesting
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>>675738287
>>675738581
this
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>>675740054
Underrated
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>>675740145
this...strip clubs suck..just a money hole...and you don't anything out of them...honesty...better waste money at club, might actually become winraw
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>>675739909
Agree
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>>675738185
words of wisdom. Take it and run. there will be a price...always is.
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>>675736563
tell her you're broke and see how long she hangs out.
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Obvious hooker.

<itt virgins
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>>675740840
This is op by the way. Also a little clarification. I met her a few weeks ago and I've gotten several dances from her and we've talked a little bit.
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>>675740840
Can you buy me dinner, im broke?
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>>675741250
Yeah no need to clarify. You paid for the dances, right? Right.
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>>675740840
I like boys topzozzle
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If you see a girl like that with OP; that means her credit is fucked up!!
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"How much would it cost me for one private night? ;)"

If she answers 0, you win.
If she gives you a number, you know.
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So OP, how much money did you give her? She's just playing you idiot.
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>>675740840
I want to fuck you while my dog licks my asshole, playing cotton eye Joe on repeat. How much would this cost?
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>>675742548
$75 for private dances, maybe $30 in tips. That's an estimate. Might be more might be less
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>>675742369
reroll
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>>675742966
Winrar. Post results OP
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>>675738185
>playing you
>>675739060
>she's just a money-grab
>>675740145
>it was all her asking him to come to the club. Nothing more.
>>675740525
>just a money hole
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>>675743069
OP will not come through on this one. Sorry guys. Just in case she ain't just tryin to get money. (This is my second chance in my miserable 18 years at a hot girl. I ain't gonna fuck it up)
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>>675743688
Don't fucking say dubs decides if you aren't going to deliver.

Fucking mods need to give you a permaban
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>>675743688
You even replied with dubs, gotta do it OP.

Are you honestly so desperate that you believe a fucking stripper is in love with you? Fucking listen to yourself. Send the text.
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>>675744255
And I get even more dubs, fucking man up OP, its a sign from the heavens.
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>>675736563
>What should I say and when should I text her?

$300
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>>675743688
That's some bullshit OP.
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>>675738287
there is literally zero downside to this answer, anon's a cool guy tonight
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>>675736563
Ask for nudes then post them here
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One of three things

>she will keep trying to get you to see her at work
90%

>she will fuck for money
70%

>she likes you
10%

Either way I hope you have shit loads of money to waste, that's what those whores want. Especially the american born strippers.
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>>675744255
Actually, yes. Like I said, I'm an 18 year old virgin. I am not an attractive man. So when a girl as hot as her gives me her number, I ain't gonna fuck it up as a fuckin joke. This might be funny to y'all but it's my fuckin life and I have to deal with the goddamn consequences.
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>>675746659
OP has no balls. Fag detected gents, let's move on
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>>675746943
yep, nothing to do here.
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>>675746064
this is accurate. do not respond to her. go get a normal girl your not ashamed to introduce to people.
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>>675746659
Why you such a fag OP?

Are you looking for a m8?

She WILL date you if you have money. A LOT of it. She will not date you otherwise.
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>>675746659

You're an idiot man

This is most likely how this whole thing went down
>you go to strip clubs
>it is blatantly obvious you have no confidence or self esteem
>you are googly eyed and foaming at the mouth over this bitch
>she notices and sees $$$$ when she looks at you
>since you don't have the nuts she gives you her number, hoping you'll throw money and other free shit at her
>meanwhile she will sling you along while jamal pounds her ass every night

But if you want to learn this one the hard way be my guess kid
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>>675736563
because a female working at a strip club would never fake being interested in one of their customers just to get them to come back and spend more money on them
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>>675738439
>this, for the love of god this
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I wonder what OP wants out of this..

Best case scenario: She actually likes him, she becomes his girlfriend.

Now what? OP is stuck with a chick that spends her nights grinding on other guys laps, and no, she won't stop stripping "for you", OP, forget it. Chances are she only likes you for your money anyway, if you are ugly and a virgin, do you legit think this 9/10 babe would settle for you? IN A FUCKING GENTLEMANS CLUB?

grow a pair, OP.
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>>675736563
She's just going to keep asking you to come down to the strip club.
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>>675740145

Hiii this is Raisins. Oh hey honey why don't you come down to Raisins to see me?
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OP here. The only reason I don't think she's just goin after money is cause I don't have a lot of money and she knows that. I just started a new job. Ain't even got my first paycheck yet. Hell, I went the the club the night after I got fired from my last job and she talked to me like a decent human being. Fuckin hell I might be an idiot but there's always that "what if"
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So you send her a fucking basic message. "Hey, *insert bullshit here about how you enjoyed your time with her and that you like her*. Do you want to go out some time?"
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>>675748443
If she replies something like "sure, come down to the club with me" then well, other people have made this clear before me ITT.
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>>675740980
this. she just wants to get you to fuck her for money OP cant believe no one else has caught on to this
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>>675748282
but what do you want out of this?

we can't figure out what she wants, but we can start with what you want.
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>>675740980
agreed
fucking escort
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>>675748786
I know what I want but I don't know how plausible it is. Hell she's a stripper and I'm a preacher's kid. Even if she does actually like me and she ain't out for money, I don't know if it could work. Fuck me. Why the hell did I ever set foot in that fuckin strip club in he first place...
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Having dated 3 strippers, I can tell you they all ended up badly but the fucking was nice.
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>>675749429
quit being a fucking pussy
>text her
>pay for sex because shes obviously trying to solicit you
>not a virgin anymore and new found confidence
>????
>profit
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>>675749819
this
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>>675749429
But tell us what you want omgeezus. m8 and d8? hook up? something else?
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>>675736563
fuck her right in the pussy my nignog
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>>675750107

It's called pussy confusion syndrome. It's when you start believing a hooker is taking you seriously
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>>675749429

Look man, just text her some small talk, see if she will see you OUTSIDE of the club. Do NOT meet with her at the club. She will try to say some shit like "oh I'm really busy I need to make money" or "id love it if you came tonight to see me, all these other guys are so old and creepy :(" its all bullshit. If she sees you outside of the club you're set, but if she's giving you resistance then she just wants money from you

But again, I can trell you're not gonna take any advice anyway so that's as far as im going to offer
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>>675749429
Did she feel your magnum dong through your pants or what? There's really no other reason for her to care about you
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