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Alright /b/ post your car keys and other anons guess what car

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alright /b/ post your car keys and other anons guess what car you drive
Have a go at mine.
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>>675652151
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>>675652151
Toyota
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>>675652380
Kia
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found this key in a parking lot a few years ago, any idea what type of vehicle it goes too? I'm thinking a type of motorcycle.
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>>675653699
Ford
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>>675652151
buick
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>>675653893
it is in fact a ford
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>>675653699
Taurus
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>>675654496
ew fuck no
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<---
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>>675654655
base model kia
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Challenge Mode:
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>>675654734
thats tough.. is it a durango?
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>>675653017
Got it
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>>675654734
oh man this is a hard one. is it a jeep!!??
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>>675654655
>PANIC
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>>675654734
why are there panic buttons on some of these keys
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>>675654734
Chrystler mini van
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all newer cars have horn buttons. some say panic others have just a red horn
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>>675655004
In case a nigger is too close to your car, just hit it and they run away.
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>>675655004

It's another word for "make my car honk until I find it in this huge parking lot"
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>>675654729
lol not even.

>>675655004
essentially it's an electric rape whistle for women. it makes the car flash it's lights and honk it's horn. more practically, it helps you find your car if you've lost it in a parking lot.
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>>675655004
so my 2yo nephew can set it off and laugh
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Easy one
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This gonna be good.
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>>675655427
Subaru?
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>>675655346
Do people actually do that with the panic buttons? Just lock it a couple times and listen for the chime sound. No need to let the entire village know you're an idiot.
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>>675655454
Cadillac
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>>675655346
well it's not a high trim level.. missing shit on yo key fob
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>>675654734
would have to be cherokee or grand cherokee. i don't think jeep had many vehicles with electric locks back when chryco was using those fobs.
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>>675655427
looks like a volks key
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>>675655628
Winrar
>2000 Grand Cherokee Limited
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>>675655610
Yes, but the trick is to know which kind of cadillac.
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>>675655564
i don't. but yes it happens a lot in huge parking lots... like at disney or similar.

>>675655627
the missing buttons are
>auto start
which i don't have because my car is a manual, not auto.
>and i think the other one is automatic sliding door opener
which i don't have because it's not a minivan. i honestly have no idea what the 6th button would be.
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< 33 > My present :) http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/eYapRNjL/file.html
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Kinda hardish mode
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easy one probably
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Should be an easy one :)
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hardmode x2
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>>675653554
An older motobike for sure
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My cars /b/
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>>675656035
a mid 90's upper end cadillac.
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>>675655427
toyota?
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Have a go lads
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>>675655427
I'm thinking BMW?
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>>675653699
It's a chevy.
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>>675656161
ford
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People younger than this are allowed to browse /b/
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>>675656044
w/e bro.. your just mad your base model viper doesn't have auto start kek
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>>675656525
ford
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>>675656324
left one is another grand cherokee. but a much newer one. (nice grill key charm)

right one... nissan?
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>>675656208
bike. looks like its for a chainlock.
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>>675656525
VW REP
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>>675656580
Yes one is 2015 GC Limited
Other is not a Nissan
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>>675656035
Seville
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>>675656094
Chevy cavalier
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>>675655427
ha! that's easy! NISSAN!
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>>675656536
you're not far off...
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>>675656492
Nope not a ford
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>>675652151
I don't have a car, :( will you still be my friend though?
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>>675656161
Vauxhall/Opel, probs an Astra?
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>>675656094
Avalanche
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>>675656134
Lexus
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>>675656756
ah I knew as soon as you said it was a manual it had to be one of the two
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lel
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>>675652151
A nissan
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>>675656525
lexus?
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>>675655427
Opel for sure
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>>675656862
Right make wrong model ;)
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>>675656208
Honda, likely a 90's model EG or EK
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>>675654734
Dodge ram? Or dakota 03-08?
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>>675656579
Nopes.

>>675656658
Same parent company.
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>>675656711
Nah, not a chevy, but it is GM.
>>675656874
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well i mean okay i guess
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>>675656897
yup!
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>>675657126
picture on the lift gate button looks like an X5
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>>675657050
BMW
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different keys
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>>675657193
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>>675655454

1998 Eldorado
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>>675654655
Kia

>>675655454
Hard one: Cadillac

>>675653554
Alfa romeo?

>>675652151
Audi?

>>675657111
GM/Opel/Vauxhall

>>675657193
lolwat?
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>>675657571
Based repair
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>>675657062

>this
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>>675657571
Peugeot
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>>675657062
close, '88 wagovan, its pretty sweet
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>>675657625
Nope. Not a GM or related product.
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>>675657559
Same manufacturer like my key above :D
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>>675657111

>trips checked

That I believe belongs to a Mitsubishi
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>>675656094
Since noone got it, 1997 pontiac bonneville was the answer
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>>675657022
It's the same as mine, Corsa.
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ITT: plebs
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>>675657625
hah fucking VW
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>>675656525
Audi
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>>675657625
seat/Volkswagen ???
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>>675657762
I have the same keys for my 2000 si lol.
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>>675657827
Indeed it does! Any idea what model? The base key for is a pretty good hint.
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>>675657932
Yes. 98 A4.
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>>675657812
haha yeah i saw that
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>>675652151
Volvo?
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>>675657848

>implying a Ferrari would have a plain metal key
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>>675654655
Dodge Jeep or Chrysler
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>>675657731
nope
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>>675657848

http://www.madmechanics.com/forum/mall/8479-replica-ferrari-keys-10.html

Nice try cum guzzler.
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>>675657993

Montero

>in the car biz for many many years
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peasants..
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Hard mode

Guess which is my car, which is my work car, my wife's car, and my mom's car
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>>675658230
Night be the same key style but that isn't it.
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>>675657050
Pre 95 GM
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>>675657559
audi
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>>675658129
correct. Dodge.
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>>675657559
Vw
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>>675657625
vw
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>>675658293
You talking about yourself
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>>675657869
>>675657946
VW ;D
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>>675658343

Diamante?

I can tell you it's an early 2000s key... well, I think.
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>>675658293
pic from 2012
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>>675657571
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>>675658323

Toyota w/keyless is moms car, Nissan is wife's car, Toyota is your car, and Ford is work car... probably a Super Duty.
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>>675656525
2000ish passat or golf?
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>>675658535
She's a 2006 and fairly uncommon.
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>>675658398
sorry, nope, wouldnt mind having a audi though
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gib me dat
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>>675658849

Ah, it's a 3000GT VR4?
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>>675658441
the one on the right, yes you are correct
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>>675658323
Yours is the Nissan, your mum's the Toyota, Ford is your work car and the other is your wife's car.
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>>675657559
Opel?
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>>675659019
Nope. It is a turbo car though.
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>>675657971
hahahahaha lololol really??
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>>675658893
1980s dodge caravan. had one myself, doors and engine could be opened/turned on with a flathead
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>>675659048
captain douche bag has arrived.
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>>675659048
skyline
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>>675658353

92 Chevy Cheyenne.
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>>675659048
mini cooper
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>>675654734
Rolls-Royce, final answer.
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>>675657971
nice, is it a hatchback?
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>>675659172

Fuck, I'm just about naming all of the Mitsu's... I guess a Lancer?
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>>675659107
nope sorry
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>>675656525
Is that a rover?!
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>>675659172
only other turbo mitsu of that era is a lancer evo i think.
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>>675658744
Almost, I drive the Nissan (which is why it's the most worn), wife drives the Toyota keyless, mom drives the Toyota w/o keyless

And yes to the super duty. And now for insane God mode difficulty, what is my job?

>>675659062
Correct! (Assuming the "other" is the Toyota with keyless entry)
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what it is?
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>>675657193
Old Key and replacement
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>>675659533
2005, 2006 or 2007 STi. Or if your a pelb and only have the key. then Subaru WRX. You vape too brah?
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>>675659533
Boat
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>>675654734
y'all retarded its obviously a Nissan key.
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2006 Evo MR!
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>>675655427
jeep?
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>>675656161
This a Chevy key. Or some Gm. I'm gonna say a sonic or a malibu
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>>675657300
3 series
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>>675659896

Was supposed to be a reply, lol.

>>675659268
>>675659364
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>>675652380
thats one of the most retarded car keys ive ever seen
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>>675656161
early 2000 audi
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>>675656161
audi
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You never gonna get it
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>>675659463
Nice :D
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>>675660300
No it isn't, it is for one of those push to start cars, you never actually need to take out the key
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>>675656377
tfw nobody even tried
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>>675660549
Jeep Cherokee
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why do all trump-superracistmurricafags drive japanese cars? its funny.
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>>675654734
A Fucking shitty dodge neon
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>>675656377
Saab?
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>>675660549
that's a modern ChryCo key on an older vehicle. older dodge van... from the 80s?
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>>675660926
smart car?
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>>675656916
a klassenschwuchtel
weiterstudieren, untermensch
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>>675657625
octavia
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Guess
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>>675661276
So close. Not a van tho. It is a dodge
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wat is thiss
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>>675652151
mine
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>>675661467
it would have to be a 1st gen ram or ramcharger then. it's too utilitarian to be a car.

after that i'm out of guesses.
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>>675661291
kek
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You'll never figure this
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>>675659533
Nissan?
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>>675661753
Possible Motorcycle key?
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>>675661623
First gen ram. Last year of the boxy body style. I love my truck.
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>>675661885
Nope, four wheels
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>>675652151
audi
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>>675662023
Def foreign. I know ive seen one before but cant place it.
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>>675656161
Opel astra h bro
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>>675662236
Foreign as in not 'murican, yup
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>>675661985
93 then. i think that wa the first or second year of fuel injection in the 5.9 wasn't it? but you could still get the cast iron manual trans with it. it was a good parts source for jeep guys that swapped in a dodge 5.9.

ugly as shit trucks, but damn well built. tanks they were.
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>>675662468
Yeah sorry, been a long day. I meant not made in america.
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I hope the camera didn't fuck it up
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>>675661753

That's a Landrover...
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>>675661581
No guesses? Wow. Anyone gets close on pic related and ill post a pic of my current ride.
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>>675662747
Top job, '02 TD5 110 Land Rover Defender
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>>675662858
And thats how i know that key. Ive towed some land rovers in a previous life.
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>>675662979
They're brilliant... In a way that its acceptable you're spending several hundred a month on repairs.
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>>675662487
Yeah it's a 93. Got the 5.9 with multiport injection. And yes ugly as shit but a tank. I've had it for 5 years I got it with 50k for 1000 bucks so I think I made off like a fat rat
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Try to guess both
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>>675654734
>PANIC
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>>675652151
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>>675662773
I had a mitsubishi key like that once.
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>>675663447
My brother in law uses one of these to start his piece of fucking shit BMW.

Sand niggers and their goddamn BMWs.
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>>675663164
I towed one 3 times in a week. It kept overheating. The last time i picked it up the owner asked what he could do to make it not overheat.

>stop driving it and let me tow it to a shop

He refused but never called us again.
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>>675662773
that's a CDJ key for sure. something from around 94 to about 02
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>>675662773
That's a Chrysler key
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>>675657869
>>675657946
>>675658474
Yes.

>>675661431
No.
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>>675663150
judging by the keychain, I'd say a piece of shit 2008 Silverado with a nigger rigged lift kit.
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>>675663450
Not mitsubishi
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>>675663559
Model year is 2007.

The key is deceiving. Its a chrysler key but not for a chrysler.
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Get on my level
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>>675663700
had an Eagle Talon too... which is basically a Mitsubishi Eclipse. Same key.,
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>>675663587
See
>>675663784
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>>675657126
What model m8? I've got myself a 323i
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>>675663818
Not eagle
Mitsu
Chrysler
Dodge
Jeep
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:^)
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>>675661283
>>675661224
nope
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>>675663784
I forgot if kw or Pete used Chrysler keys one of them did if you are driving a semi?
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Try to get this one
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>>675663253
The Suzuki key is probably for one of those little SUV things that the gooks call trucks. I forget what it's called. The trunk key confirms that it's not a bike.

Second one looks like an Oldsmobile key.
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>>675664013
Close. Not kw or pete.
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>>675663784
sprinter?
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>>675658995
Renault Clio
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>>675664125
Nope
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>>675664112
Freightshaker? I work on trucks so I always see the older trucks with Chrysler keys but I'm stoned and can't remember which one uses it fuck
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>>675664320
Yes. 2007 columbia
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no one will ever get this one right
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>>675664452
Holden

Kingswood
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>>675664446
Does it make you feel safer knowing that most of the guys that work on your truck are high as a kite. Lol
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>>675663253
Right is a Chevy (Silverado?) key.
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>>675664623
*buzzer sound* Nope.
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>>675664654
Doesnt bother me at all. I'm a company driver so we have our own mechanics.
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>>675664452
1992 Chevrolet Celebrity
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I just shaved my pubes
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>>675664654
Now that I'm back in my truck heres a picture of the odometer for you.
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>>675664951
Well that's good. And you don't have to pay for repairs being company. I work better when I smoke a bowl or two before work. Been doing it for almost 10 years. How long you been driving? And what about those foreign fuck that can't speak english
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>>675659048
you have that amount of money and you buy a fucking porsche?
dick
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>>675665107
Ah getting close. its a chevy but not the one you said
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>>675665167
Damn almost a mil what motor. Series 60?
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>>675665378
10 years behind the steering wheel also. Pretty burned out and looking for something different.

Fuck those foreign fucks. Cant drive, pass, back up, change lanes, or speak the fucking language.
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>>675655427
Get off my keys nigger. I drive a 2008 Nissan Altima
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>>675665537
Detroit 60 series 14 liter I6
550hp
1950 torque
73 mph governor
Electronic egr delete
75 psi fuel injectors
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>>675665572
Yeah they suck. Well if you ever get shit fixed in Gary you might see me
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>>675666001
Shit... You work at the ta or freightliner? Im in chicago heights right now.
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>>675666167
At the ta
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>>675656756
the fuck do you need a 6.4 for?
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>>675666275
Kek
I stopped there and took a piss about an hour ago.
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>>675666167
Well actually the petro>>675666353
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>>675664179
nah nigga
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>>675666407
Ah... I dont stop there much.
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>>675656161
Opel corsa
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>>675666407
My hilo driver is here. Time to do some work. I usually lurk almost every night. Any questions go ahead and atart a thread. If i see it ill respond.
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>>675665410

That's an older Porsche key, probably the 924/944/951/968 range?
>>
ITT data mining and ip logs tied to cars

>how do you do fellow FBI
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>>675654655
Chrysler
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