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hey guys its my bday today and i am all alnone :( i am gonna

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hey guys its my bday today and i am all alnone :( i am gonna turn 18 in 20 seconds. happy birthdat
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>>675629689
Happi birthdei :DDD
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Sorry you're alone anon.
But happy birthday
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>>675629689
You're a failure both as a human and a man. KYS.
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>>675629689
get off my board you faggot
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>>675629689
Happy Fucking bday Anon
would have taken you to a tavern and let you fuck the local wench
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>>675629957
Make's a valid point.
Reported for underage.
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OP should be banned. He wasnt 18 when he posted.
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>>675629689
congratulations
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HB. Don't pull your beads out too quickly.
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>>675629689
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Happy Birthday!
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>>675629689
Happy birthday anon, we will be your company.
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>>675629689
Sorry I'm late guys, Happy Birthday anon!
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>>675629689

18 was the age i started heavily drinking, smoking pot all day long and took mdma and other shit each time i got dancing.
Also LSD and such shit, because I realised I'm alone and a worthless piece of shit.

OP isn't this an idea?
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>>675629689
Wahey! Happy Birthday, anon!
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Happy birthday fellow redditor ! :D EDIT: Thanks for the gold stranger !
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happy birthday
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happy birthday
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Happy birthday, anon
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>>675629689
Happy bday /b/ro, technically under age when you posted that.
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happy birthday mr anon, gonna drink a beer in your honor later today
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>>675631082
is it an good idea to buy a test kit for mdma/to test xtc pills?
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>>675629689
Happy birthday kiddo, it only gets worse from here.
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happy bday anon
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>>675629957
this is true he wasnt 18 at the time of posting so

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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here a rare pepe for your b day yaayy ( /b/ is that happiest place on earth)
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Happy birthdat sad child
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>>675631463

I would build it up.

> Weed
> Speed
> Harder Amphetamins
> XTS
> MDMA

You can take psylobin and shit alle the time.
don't take mdma if you are taking Fluoxetin or any other medicine including Cymbalta - The Down Turn will otherwise force you to suicide
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>>675632859

And don't drink alcohol and take them, it won't kill you but make the effect worse.

Hope you'll enjoy your birthday and never forget Rule 1: If a cop is asking you are blind, can't hear or talk and have no arms and legs.
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Happy B Day OP, welcome to the shitstorm of adulthood
Remember when you could dance around a supermarket pretending your a superhero?
Well now for a small payment of your youth you get crippling depression from taxes
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