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General Fapping Tips Thread


Also, how does this guy make that so well, it looks so tight and actually works like it's supposed to
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>>675623851
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>>675623851
Just jerk off dude. Have a finger up your ass or something but don't start fucking balloons.
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>>675623974
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>>675624045
finger up...what this do?
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>>675624248
helps you cum. stupid
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>>675625452
how do?
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>>675625539
underage b&
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>>675624070
Which finger did you put that in?
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>>675623851
I know how to make a god tier fapping aid OP but im not telling you unless you really want to know as itll take me a while to type out.
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>>675626192
Bless us with your knowledge, great master
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>>675626373
Okay it's actually really simple. All you do is get a condom, unravel it, then fill it with warm water. Stand up and put it on your dick (you would think the water would go everywhere but it doesnt because the condom is stretchy and it all collects at the bottom when you're putting it on. You should do all this over a bath really or somewhere that is okay to get wet. Use one hand to make sure no water escapes. Use your other hand to swoosh the water all around your dick. I shit you not this feels better than sex.

I call it "the snowglobe". Youll find out why when you cum.

Spread the word.
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>>675623851
I jus tried this but it didn't work because i don't have any lube, the tip couldn't even get in and it hurt a little, what could i use to lubricate it?
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>>675626913
spit
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>>675626689
Shit, i only had one condom.
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>>675626913
olive oil
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>>675626689
don't do this. I did this and my dick fell off. true story.
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>>675626689
Thanks anon!

Winter is cuming.
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>>675626913
soap
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>>675623851
how does he make it so tight and fitting?
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get ready niggers cause this is a good one

>get a roll of toilet paper
>take out the cardboard tube
>take a condom, drop it through the hole
>grab the opening of the condom
>roll it over the roll
>lube up
>????
>PROFIT
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>>675627265
yea but make sure you wash it all off, otherwise your skin will start to burn!! so basically dont use soap to jerk off...
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>>675628114
yeah great for you, but normally a penis wont fit through a paper roll...

ever heard of paper roll challenge?
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>>675628248
nah it's that soft hyper bitch sensitive shit, works a charm
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>>675626913
Just buy real lube on Amazon, underageb&. J-Lube powder is like $15 and makes 45 gallons.
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HOW does he make it so well :/
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>eat banana
>keep peel
>heat up banana peel for ~30 seconds in microwave
>use as fleshlite
>?????????
>profit
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>>675628114
>tiny dick detected
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>>675623851
I just tried this and the condom popped. Not sure where I went wrong, possibly i blew it up too much, but the one in the video seemed bigger.
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>>675623851
people with uncut dicks can cum on anything its fucking weird and nasty
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>>675630389
Bigger condoms maby lol
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>>675630601
maybe lol, mine are just standard ones. this doesnt seem worth the effort of going to buy bigger ones.
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>>675630565
we cum so fast...
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I tried this one time it was pretty good but difficult to repeat
>poor man's fleshlight
Take a rubber glove, lube, 2 sponges, and a cup
Place rubber glove between 2 sponges
place them inside the cup
Wrap the glove around the rim of the cup
Lube up and fuck

Was OK the first time. Glove kept wanting to pull back out with my dick, the glove wanted to slip off the rim of the glass, and my dick was too long and kept hitting the back of the glass
Also the second time I tried to repeat this the sponges had dried and I forgot to re wet them. Felt like I was fucking 2 bricks
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>>675630565
because jews haven't mutilated our dick nerves. Feels good man
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>>675623851
anyone got a sauce on this?
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>>675628769
>J-Lube powder
link?
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>>675626913
water based lube, glycerin+water, or hair conditioner+water

>>675627121
Olive oil breaks down latex. You have some time but if you stress it, it will fail. It's not very slippery though. Not recommended.

>>675627265
Do not use fucking soap. It'll dry out your dick. And the pressure will force it into your urethra and burn like fuck.

Also you should only cum in this thing with the tip in. The pressure squeezes your dick shut. Caused back pressure in my prostate and ouch.
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>>675626689
this is some kind of trick isnt it and all the water will go up my dick or something
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>>675631868
Kek, ye peobably
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>>675623974
>>675624070
I actually just made this guys.

it works however make sure you have a non-latex glove and make sure it's not one of those durable First responder gloves.

It werks but I ended up popping it because i fucked it too fast. Wish I took pics.
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>>675623974
> more work than getting an actual pussy
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>>675632911
the condom one is easier and worth it
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>>675633046
The glove trick is cheaper though.
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condoms are free
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>>675623851
this
<----

put plastic bag, condom or balloon in it to prevent your sperm from going everwhere
inflate it
lube it up (everything will do for the plastic bag, use water/silicon-based lube for balloon/condom)
clamp it between the matress and bed frame
snapchat the action to your bro while watching furry porn
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>>675623851
I tried this gay ass shit.
I didnt have lube so it was impossible to fuck.
Was just pushing condom around or it could scratch off your dick like sandpaper.
Hole was too small too, my dick made the condom explode.

3/10 was a filthy experiment and will never waste time again
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>fuck watermelon
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>>675633696
nigga lips on a stick knows whatsup
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>>675633209
>>675633046

Both are stupid and desperate
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>>675623851
I've made the same thing but will 12" walmart balloons and one of these clips. Very reliable. I don't trust that jarlid shit.

1) Inflate the balloon to somewhere around the size of a cantaloupe, probably larger. Too small and your dick will bottom out, too large and you'll have no contact at the start of the funnel. Pinch the end of the balloon to leave extra thick latex there. Hold the balloon tie at the neck so it won't inflate either. If you want to try to shape the balloon, longer is better as it will form a better sphere when clipped, but it's not necessary.

2) We want to leave as much balloon tie as possible and have the knot close to the tip. Tie the balloon loosely, then pull the knot tight down to the end.

3) Push the balloon tie into the balloon with a finger, reach through the other end where you made extra material. Grab the knot, and wiggle it to free it from your other finger, just get a good grip on the knot. Pull it through the other side, then pinch and twist the knot to make it easy to hold.

4) Clip the twisted knot with the clip. The clip won't fit as well if you clip in the center, so clip the knot to the side. Get a good vice on the knot, but not the twisted section.

5) Now we need to untwist the knot, as it will untwist anyway and we don't want the clip to twist and cut the balloon. Squeeze the clip so it doesn't slip, pull away so the clip won't cut the balloon, and untwist the balloon. The clip should rest neatly in the balloon at an angle if you clipped to one side.
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I just want to know how the guy in OP vid made it so well..
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>>675631868
>>675632022
Nope i promise its not. Its amazing. It's the only type of fapping i know that doesn't involve actually touching your dick, the feeling is like nothing else and it looks awesome when you cum. It's actually easier than you would think to remove the condom too as you just bend forward and again it just all pools at the end.

Then you can take it off and throw it at someone
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>>675634603
but like, how does it make you cum? Like you're essentially wearing a condom that has warm water pooled in the end?
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