Never worked IT but you said other work stories were fine. Hopefully /b/ will enjoy this.
>be me >working at stables for a couple of weeks as a 'trial' with a job at the end of it >get told to rake up round the muck trailer >there's piles of straw and horse shit round it, just have to rake them into piles and then stick them back on the trailer >gettowork.jpg >start raking >enjoying it for whatever reason, I like manual work >hear someone go onto the muck heap >guy's stamping the heap down since it's pretty full >I carry on raking >a few bits of straw come down from where he's stamping >I move back a bit to avoid getting straw on me >he does an extra hard stamp >feel something more solid hit the top of my head >the cunt stamped so hard that a lump of shit dislodged and hit me in the head >pic related
I was so fucking pissed when I didn't even get the job.
be me work for IT for major bank 4 years of resetting passwords and telling users what a backlash is wannabeahero.jpg Haven't gotten laid in years since I work a retarded night shift At least I don't have a girlfriend in China I never met and send her money like the other tard I work with
>>675606425 i could be your chinese girlfriend anonkun you just need to send me 35 USD a day so i can buy my freedom from the communist sex slave factory one day and come live with you and your huge american penis anonsama
>>675607169 >be me >sitting in class >bored as fuck cause I'd finished my work >looking round the class cause nothing to do and teacher's fucked off somewhere anyway >look under the desk at the back of the class >thefuckisthat.png >there was a pile of fucking pubes >tell the kid next to me >she tells everyone on our desk >the news spreads round the class >one kid runs over, picks up the pube pile and sticks it in another kids hair >just as everyone is screaming and laughing, the teacher comes back
>>675607728 >in history class >stupid twat kid is fucking around as always >he runs to the front of the class >slaps his ass and screams "THAT'S ASDA PRICE!" at the teacher >teacher gets him excluded for three days for 'sexual harassment'
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