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IT stories thread? post any other work stories if you want I'm

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IT stories thread?
post any other work stories if you want

I'm bored at work, nothing ever happens here.
i'm either surfing the internet or turning things off and back on to make them work for people.
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Never worked IT but you said other work stories were fine. Hopefully /b/ will enjoy this.

>be me
>working at stables for a couple of weeks as a 'trial' with a job at the end of it
>get told to rake up round the muck trailer
>there's piles of straw and horse shit round it, just have to rake them into piles and then stick them back on the trailer
>gettowork.jpg
>start raking
>enjoying it for whatever reason, I like manual work
>hear someone go onto the muck heap
>guy's stamping the heap down since it's pretty full
>I carry on raking
>a few bits of straw come down from where he's stamping
>I move back a bit to avoid getting straw on me
>he does an extra hard stamp
>feel something more solid hit the top of my head
>the cunt stamped so hard that a lump of shit dislodged and hit me in the head
>pic related

I was so fucking pissed when I didn't even get the job.
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be me work for IT for major bank
4 years of resetting passwords and telling users what a backlash is
wannabeahero.jpg
Haven't gotten laid in years since I work a retarded night shift
At least I don't have a girlfriend in China I never met and send her money like the other tard I work with
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>>675606425
i could be your chinese girlfriend anonkun
you just need to send me 35 USD a day so i can buy my freedom from the communist sex slave factory one day and come live with you and your huge american penis anonsama
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>>675606274
holy flying shit, topkek

>i like manual work

i love it too anon, i hate sitting at the desk, but it brings money so fuck it
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>>675606908
I'd offer up more stories, but I don't have any more work ones, just school ones since I'm a youngfag and that was my first 'job'.

Sad times.
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>>675607025
fuck it, shoot, I'm bored
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>>675607169
>be me
>sitting in class
>bored as fuck cause I'd finished my work
>looking round the class cause nothing to do and teacher's fucked off somewhere anyway
>look under the desk at the back of the class
>thefuckisthat.png
>there was a pile of fucking pubes
>tell the kid next to me
>she tells everyone on our desk
>the news spreads round the class
>one kid runs over, picks up the pube pile and sticks it in another kids hair
>just as everyone is screaming and laughing, the teacher comes back

Want more?
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>>675607500
I guess...
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>>675607500
kek, yes
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>>675607728
>in history class
>stupid twat kid is fucking around as always
>he runs to the front of the class
>slaps his ass and screams "THAT'S ASDA PRICE!" at the teacher
>teacher gets him excluded for three days for 'sexual harassment'
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